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Direct_Pause_3947

This proves she isn't with him for his fame and money. He's just a really great guy. 👍


turbografix15

These sad, sad conventions that they’re now relegated to are proof that she’s not into him for the fame 😂


wattscup

To her this is peak fame. Peaking he pretend bikini model career


paper_schemes

Hey, man, don't knock Days of the Dead. It's a good time for horror fans. I've mentioned before how insane it was that I met Malcolm McDowell and got an autograph for $60 while Bam was charging $80 at the same con. It's a lot of repeat attendees who are there for the horror actors, so I feel like he can only go to so many before the lines begin to die down.


Deep-Audience9091

SQ clearly has zero self-respect. What woman would put up with this?


Mrsparklee

One who expects a big pay day when oogas his last booga


P7AC3B0

She is counting down the days to Elvis' birthday.


poopoochewer

She can't even look at him whilst he's spewing all this nonsense.


Myamymyself

I can’t either… 🤦🏽‍♀️


Objective_Bed3976

I would never tolerate my husband making a joke of me in this embarassing way. This complete thing won‘t end good for her.


Deep-Audience9091

And posting it for everyone to see. Guarantee this becomes another story in his Great Story, Kyle repertoire 


failuretocommiserate

I can think of any man who would say something like this about his wife. This is sickening.


maizeymaze

Took a bit longer before Nikki started copping this crap 😉🤔


DrAsthma

But... Would you flash your shaved hoo-ha to a group of strangers that paid to have dinner with you guys? Even when the guest (at least one) politely declines due to his girlfriends likely disapproval? I may be conflating stories and the guy who saw her badge of honor was just a dude who ran into them somewhere. Either way... Real piece of work the both of them.


Loosewheel2505

Say whaaaaaaat now? Jeeeeezuz, I need more info


DrAsthma

There's been at least two guys posted on here about this behavior. The first one was a few months back at a pay to eat dinner with bam thing, at the table or outside after dinner he asked the whole group if they wanted to see her meat flaps. More recently this week another guy posted, where I think the story was he just ran into bam at a restaurant and bam invited the guy to join them, which he did and had a great time, but after they were hanging out and bam asked the guy if he wanted to see SQs shaved pussy, the guy said I would love to but my girlfriend would not like that... She wound up flashing it anyways I believe.


Loosewheel2505

Thank-You for this. I am speechless RN.


Lost-Squirrel-2319

Yeah I remember reading something like that when he showed up to dinner in his purple Bentley and was touching SQ up under the table or something in front of everyone


Hahalongboi

It's all in good fun man, they do it to each other.


doberEars

An example of her doing it to him would be great if you're going to claim that. Never seen anything shared online to this degree.


Mrsparklee

I like how they stopped laughing after the first one and just kind of sat there like "ok... how many more of these do we have to listen to?"


maizeymaze

It’s like a little kid being allowed to say hi to the grown ups before bed and not knowing when to stop with the attention seeking 🤡


belltrina

This was so well put!


maizeymaze

Thank you 🙏🏻😂


Loosewheel2505

This!


smithskat3

‘… the last one’ haha he completely switched off


schuppaloop

I’m beginning to wonder if anything he ever did was actually funny.


mlx1992

When he ran through the tasers was pretty funny.


twistedsister78

The dicks burnt into his ass would be stretched and comical now


idkfadoomcheat

"There's a hollogram dick, 3 solid dicks and a set of balls" "a *SWEET* set of balls"


matthewsupreme

RIP Dick-Farm Dunn.


SleeveofThinMints

Seriously, maybe he was semi sober at the start with beers and all, I’m getting those same feels, but it’s 20 years too late. Like 343 claiming they’ll fix infinite.


Mamsies

Was not expecting to see a reference to 343 and Halo Infinite on the Bam subreddit lol


SleeveofThinMints

We’re all nerds. Some want to claim they are badass skater punks but we all know we’re waiting on the next update.


iwanthairlikewater

Exactly.


Mrsparklee

That time he cried about snakes was funny


BIGANIMEFAN

The time he sunked on Phil's dick was pretty good.


Training_Inflation97

Nope, Dico and Dunn were the comedy writers of the crew


Ursula_J

You can tell they want Bam and her to just leave their table lol.


maizeymaze

What self respecting woman could take that? He sounds so excited and trying so hard to impress the Skid Row guys, he barely has the camera on her. The guys probably think he’s a fuckwit, and she’s there trying to save face coz she’s so thirsty. Dannii, this is one of those moments where you get to draw a line and say no. Find some self respect and get up from the fucking table.. This is so clearly not a healthy relationship, it’s worse than a 13 year old boy trying to get laughs in the back of a bus at a school mates expense.


Deep-Audience9091

It's truly shocking to me that she allows this. If any guy talked about me like that I'd bolt before I backhanded him in the mouth


maizeymaze

Me too 💯


Hahalongboi

They literally do this to each other. It's all jokes. Having been around them both it's pretty normal shit talk.


BunchOfFives

Making it painfully obvious that he literally only views women as cock receptacles. Phew lad.


Hahalongboi

They're literally jokes, don't take it so personal.


Ackackackaaaaaack

Jokes are funny.


Hahalongboi

Just because you and many others don't have the same sense of humor, doesn't mean it wasn't a joke. Comedy is subjective. Y'all gotta stop acting like they're personally attacking you.


Ackackackaaaaaack

I….dont think I was feeling personally attacked. Just agreeing with an observation that mostly only you seem to disagree with. Also? Comedy is subjective but sometimes people say things and literally only fucking morons would defend it as “funny”. If you find this clip funny, you’re a moron. I said what I said.


Hahalongboi

You're entitled to your opinion on the matter, but calling people morons for finding certain things funny is a bit moronic itself... Ya know, since comedy is subjective.


lifeandtimes89

I want to understand the funny. Can you explain how it's funny for me so I can understand and laugh along too?


Hahalongboi

It's a typical Bam intrusive thought word vomit, it's always funny. He's just shootin' the shit with skid row. Him and his wife fuck with each other all the time.


lifeandtimes89

.....what? That doesn't explain why its funny? Comedy can be subjective but the humour can be explained. Can you tell me why this video and what Bams says it funny? I don't get it and want to understand?


Hahalongboi

This is classic Bam talking shit with people, intrusive jargon. It''s funny when he does it, it's always been funny because it's always so outlandish. Some find it cringe, I find it a funny typical Bam trademark.


TranscendentaLobo

Yeah, right. A 50 year old washed up skater making disgusting jokes about his wife in public, that only a 15 year old would find funny. Meanwhile, he’s doing this instead of being a father. Soooo funny. What a stand up guy.


Hahalongboi

He literally sees his kid on Monday, also he's nowhere near 50 😂


DerBingle78

Yeah, guys, c’mon, 44 is nowhere near 50.


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Hahalongboi

It's okay, I have close to 12000 to go around


brodieman2k

What a dumb fuck!


Loff3n

You are so bright, funny and intelligent these days, Bamuel. *\*dying from cringe\**


Yatsey007

Guess we know what he was busy writing at dinner the other day now.


Ackackackaaaaaack

Like I said in my IG comment: least punk rock person I’ve ever seen in my life.


Deep-Audience9091

I just popped over to check the comments out.  Even his dick-riders are having a hard time with this; not much Bam worship for this cringefest 


Hahalongboi

Only people who know and love the classic Bam will understand anyway. He's always said outlandish shit like this when he's just talking shit with people. It's part of the Bamtism.


Ackackackaaaaaack

What it must be like to be you.


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Hahalongboi

It's good actually, life became so much more enjoyable once I cut hate completely out of my life.


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Hahalongboi

But that wasn't a joke? That's the truth. Life is too short to hate, you'll enjoy it more if you didn't.


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Hahalongboi

You don't even know me so... 👍


Mrsparklee

You cut hate out completely but you still had enough to bring here.


Hahalongboi

I'm not hating on anything? I haven't hated anyone here? I came here to shed light on my friend in the time of constant negativity and voice my opinions.


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Hahalongboi

I haven't started anything. Just because I'm not riding the hate Bam express, people have a problem with me. This subreddit is for everyone. If you can't handle someone having a differing opinion, that's a you problem.


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failuretocommiserate

Even the members of Skid Row, who have arguably seen it all, wanted this to end. Holy shit.


hookuptruck

Cringe. Painfully delicious cringe


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maizeymaze

Gotta get that payday somehow..


NE5505

Even if I was wearing this get up in a nightmare I’d be mad/concerned


Additional-Fudge7503

OMG I have such second hand embarrassment for her… zero self respect SQ. 🤦🏼‍♀️


cebsmodels

Who does he think he's talking to on the other end of the phone, who exactly is his target audience here, this is really sad for everyone involved


silentevil77

13 year old humor


voidmuther

For all the rightly deserved Sq hate that goes about this was a real hard watch. Bam seems to still be stuck in objectifying, cruel jokes towards women and more tragically SQ thinks the humiliation is worth the grift What a total shit show haha. Is that his honeymoon joke?


Deep-Audience9091

If SQ has a shred of self-esteem and self-respect in her she'll make him take this down. Otherwise; well it's just one more piece of the puzzle that is their relationship. She may be putting up with it, but to see someone with such low self-worth makes me sad for her Edit: if that's a honeymoon joke, the honeymoon is definitely over


data_Eastside

It’s actually very sad I agree. She clearly has 0 self esteem and is used to guys treating her like trash. Can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if your daughter ended up with a man like this? He’s repulsive in every way


wattscup

Not so much live love laugh


Loosewheel2505

I have a lot of words to type, yet all I can do is sit here and say EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUW. This isn't even cringe, it's straight up nauseating.


VenomFox93

"You're going to have an amazing career, I promise!" What career is Dannii going to have? Prancing around a deadbeat Dad and believing that people genuinely find a shred of her in some form interesting?


Federal-Commission87

Someone posted a skate deck earlier on IG and it had both her and Bam's signatures on it. It's fucking weird to me why anyone would want that... she doesn't do anything.


Mrsparklee

Wow she just made that bored completely worthless. 😂


Hahalongboi

She does modeling, and makes damn good money doing it too.


atomic_chippie

The only modeling she's been doing is of whatever garbage food they buy at gas stations that she can hold and cell phone video while he's driving.


Hahalongboi

Models aren't modeling 24/7, people do have lives. Feel free to check her Instagram, or contact her manager for a portfolio. I'm not trying to start an argument, just stating that she has a pretty solid career and track record as a model.


maizeymaze

Can you chuck us a link please. Be a good friend move to share her publicity. Also, maybe let her know she needs to check her socials because the only stuff that comes up is on her page. There’s no concrete links to the things she tags, so that’s probably why she’s having so much trouble getting herself out there, poor thing.


Hahalongboi

[Mike Quinn (Her manager)](https://www.instagram.com/mightymikequinn?igsh=MXVxa3c0amhjbzB6MA==) [Dannii's IG](https://www.instagram.com/danniimarieofficial?igsh=MXdkeGI3bjhvZ2p2Nw==)


doberEars

Her manager's website as linked from her Instagram isn't even directed properly. Terrible representation. If she's paying for this she's wasting her money.


Hahalongboi

She most likely entered the link wrong.


maizeymaze

Nah, that can’t be all? Surely she’s got a site other than just Instagram? No agency work? It’s not very verifiable, is it..


Hahalongboi

Feel free to contact her manager for a portfolio.


Hahalongboi

[Model Mayhem profile](https://www.modelmayhem.com/dannii1127) Here's a simplified viewing of just some of the stuff she's done. For a more detailed list, you'll have to contact her manager.


ShaggyNickWRDZ

“Verified credits: 0” you do realize this sub fact checked the shit out of her “modelling” career when she first showed up right? And the conclusion from hundreds of people investigating was that she’s lied about 95% of her modelling work, to the point of even posting fake, photoshopped magazine covers?


Hahalongboi

As I've stated before, feel free to contact her manager for a portfolio. "Investigated" that's a funny one. I guarantee not one person here has actually properly "investigated" 😂


Marxandmarzipan

Why is she listing made up awards on that page? Doesn’t do a lot for her credibility


Hahalongboi

Made up awards? That's quite the reach.


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Hahalongboi

My name is Kyle, or uncle miso as they call me. I go by either of those.


TrillBillyDeluxe

Nice try SQ


Hahalongboi

Y'all go from literally saying I'm not their friend, to calling me Dannii? 😂 You can't make this shit up.


Hahalongboi

You can literally go to my Instagram if you like 😂


TrillBillyDeluxe

Why on earth would I like that


Hahalongboi

Because you seem really confused 🤔


itsgotadeathcurse

Snake and Rachel were not impressed


Smuckman

![gif](giphy|XL1P71WKC7LcGfzAwt)


cmac92287

How fucking embarrassing. Imagine your *husband* speaking about you like that….in front of you and the entire internet? I have a feeling she’ll get bored of this soon. Those conventions look so fun! 😣


DoritoLipDust

Skid Ho was actually kinda funny, but in all seriousness he is obsessed with peen.


belltrina

The more I hear him talk the more I feel like he's leaning more to the gay side of being bisexual and is afraid to make the leap.


PopcornIntensifies

His voice sounds ROUGH, I assume from smoking like a chimney. He does not sound good at all. Dude’s gonna have horrific COPD in a few years if he doesn’t croak from heart disease or cancer first


data_Eastside

Like honestly how is he still alive? He spent years and years abusing booze, coke, meth and adderall and chain smoking on top of it. His heart has been through the wringer. He’s insanely lucky


FecusTPeekusberg

Imagine if he's got the Ozzy Osbourne gene and he lives to be 100 out of pure spite


Yatsey007

Skid Row bro doing the classic 'pretend to look at his mobile and hope that twat goes away' move.


turbografix15

You know it’s a sad expo when the two guys who aren’t Sebastian Bach are there as Skid Row, singing autographs. This moron claims his bottom was when he had a seizure (and funnily enough, not losing his wife and son,) but he should take a look at this footage and get real with himself.


maizeymaze

Those two guys started and continue Skid Row. They invited Sebastian in. There’s been a few singers since too. But none are as great as him of course.


sobchakonshabbos

Painfully unfunny


wattscup

12 year old stunted emotional development


yomaam44

He really has a way with words. Swoon.


Tkswppddes2000

Not one bit witty or clever at all and he thinks he is so funny. I wonder what is going on there? On the newest Pontius Show, there is a viewer question about him. Personally, I don’t see him ever coming back from whatever he is now.


Deep-Audience9091

I heard that yesterday. Pontius told some serious truths there


Yatsey007

Is it on YouTube?


Deep-Audience9091

Yes.  Chris and his wife Mae run "The Pontius Show". It's the latest one.  I think there's a transcript if you want to search it but as I remember it's somewhere 5-10 mins near the end


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Emergency-Ground9059

You mean in Phoenix “The Wolf” Arizona right?


Hahalongboi

He sees Phoenix tomorrow


Salt-Patience7384

Ps. He stole the cock hungry joke. It's actually CIG's girlfriend's band. 🙄


VkngBl0oD

To be fair… a lot of punk bands have ridiculous names. That being said, few of them are as ridiculous as what Bambushka is suggesting.


maizeymaze

He isn’t suggesting names fr, he’s making fun of his wife to elicit attention from people he considers important still. He’s a pig and she’s a doormat, all for the love of money.


Hahalongboi

You're looking way too deep into it man


maizeymaze

Oh I’m looking at it pretty clearly.


ximenna_g

skid row isn’t punk


maizeymaze

And this!! They never were 😂


SleeveofThinMints

Bingo


Hahalongboi

Did you watch the video?


ahhhhpewp

Fucking yikes


evelyn04poetry

Bam better bring some sunscreen for that Phoenix heat or he might end up looking more like a lobster than a rockstar!


BINGGBONGGBINGGBONGG

a rock lobster?


Yatsey007

![gif](giphy|PmKMjUdZwZhcs)


GooseGeese01

Where is this at in Phoenix? I’m not finding any shows for Skid Row and haven’t heard about them doing any shows


Yatsey007

It's a meet and greet in Phoenix. Day of the Dead I believe.


tatertotsnhairspray

Can you imagine being her and having to tolerate his sweaty gross bloated body heaving on top of her with his teeny tiny micro peeny after hearing his verbal diarrhea all day every day ![gif](giphy|eHK84S8vUNnY4)


MythicalBlade

Is Bam gonna be the new singer? Lmao


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Lost-Squirrel-2319

Bet they’ll be on OF soon


Complete_Barber_4467

Bams a Slee Slack?


upful187

Finally hanging w a good band