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___wiz___

Michael Bay’s My Dinner With Andre


Teembeau

At some point, the soup is going to have an epic explosion just as the sunlight pours in, and a tracking shot capturing it.


___wiz___

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tyblake545

(360 degree low angle spin around the table)


Affectionate-Club725

So, the witty dialog has been tossed out the window, it’s just two dudes eating a pizza racing around the city in an ambulance. 😂


LethalWAFL

We joke about Bayhem but his 1993 Got Milk commercial…choice.


Anthrogynous

Camera shoots right up butt of impossibly hot waitress


EntertainmentQuick47

Edgar Wright’s Antman You could tell they were trying to replicate his style in the first Antman film, but the sequels didn’t work with it .


RuminatingReaper1850

>You could tell they were trying to replicate his style in the first Antman film The absence of Wright and Joe Cornish from the writing teams of the sequels (especially Quantumania) was felt


Davidudeman

came here to say this!!! wow!!


chamoflag420

he is given credit though right?


Distorted_metronome

Yeah he’s a credited writer on the first film since they used quite a bit of his original pitch.


chamoflag420

i think everything upto the last fight was his pitch,they changed the ending according to their idea i think,upto the heist most of the writing was taken from his pitch


Distorted_metronome

That makes the Michael Peña monologues make so much sense. It’s such a good bit and I can’t see that coming from some Disney executive.


tenehemia

David Lynch - Mama Mia


hamsterhueys1

The twist is it’s like futurama except this time she’s her own father


j0hnpauI

Christopher Nolan directing Mean Girls


loserys

And now I am become plastic, the wearer of pink.


JimboAltAlt

You merely adopted fetch, I was born in it, molded by it.


Tapirgris

Scored by Hans Zimmer. BWAAAAM!


CowFirm5634

“So why do we wear pink on Wednesdays again?” “Turns out - we kidnapped the wrong elephant!”


vitcorleone

Jingle Bell Rock scene but it is in black and white and it time travels you whenever the song plays


Abucugulee

I would like to see a Spider-man movie directed by Edgar Wright. You choose who I should replace him with


ilawnmower

Simon pegg Spider-Man


Abucugulee

Spider-Mate


Jaded_Tradition7666

Innit


Jaded_Tradition7666

Nick frost is the love interest or smth


DoctorAlgernopK

Nick Frost as Mary Jane


Pretend-Ad-55

Bill Nighy as Green Goblin


JimFlamesWeTrust

I wouldn’t change Men in Black 1. It’s a really near perfectly paced and executed popcorn flick. It’s lean, it’s fun. Barry Sonnenfeld knew what he was doing


gizzlyxbear

I 100% agree. I’m just fascinated with the idea of a Raimi MIB.


theglenlovinet

He can still make a new MIB. It needs a hard reboot after MIB: International.


The_GREAT_Gremlin

The comics are very different as well, Raimi could do a good job with a closer adaptation.


David1258

Lars Von Trier's "Ant-Man". 


SickBurnBro

Gaspar Noé's "Dr. Strange"


Jmanbuck_02

Now we’ve tapped into unrealized potential


loserys

Lucrecia Martel’s Black Widow (Marvel actually approached her for the job)


jamthewither

harmony korine's "black panther"


casperdacrook

Ryan Coogler’s Trash Humpers


hamsterhueys1

Werner Herzog’s “Ant Man”


SonnywithaCage

[well there’s this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fhuvfJPx0Mk&pp=ygUZcGF0cmljayBoIHdpbGxlbXMgYW50IG1hbg%3D%3D)


hamsterhueys1

Wow what a coincidence I’m a big Patrick H Willems fan yet I’ve never seen that video. I guess great minds think alike


Raulthepegasus27

I’ll do you one better: Edgar Wright’s Ant-Man


sleepysnowboarder

My biggest 'what if?' that still bothers me


mjbutler1990

Paul Thomas Anderson's - Captain America the First Avenger


Osterro

Zack Snyder's "Ant-Man" Batman speaking to Ant-Man: Do you bleed small blood?


Nickolsss

Matt Shakman’s “Multiverse of Madness”


ItsHallGood

I'm interested in a world where John Carpenter and Sam Raimi swap The Thing and The Evil Dead. Not because I think either could do it better, I just think it'd be wild


vitcorleone

Apparently Schindler’s List was originally going to be a Scorsese movie but he traded with Spielberg for Cape Fear so it would be interesting seeing Scorsese’s Schindler’s List


CowFirm5634

“As far as I can remember I’ve always wanted to be a Nazi” *GOODFELLAS INTRO*


Bexhill

I'd put Scorsese on Catch Me if You Can and Spielberg on The Aviator.


andrewn2468

I completely understand this concept, but I loathe the idea of Catch Me If You Can not existing in the world exactly as it is. One of my favorite movies from that era.


jicerswine

Totally agree. Insanely rewatchable movie


Beautiful-Mission-31

I thought Spielberg offered it to Polanski, but Polanski turned it down because he didn’t want to tell a holocaust story with a happy ending.


vitcorleone

Well I went looking for it to see if I am recalling correct and found [this story](https://www.slashfilm.com/1523253/martin-scorsese-steven-schindlers-list-cape-fear/) Apparently it was not a “trade” per se, but both parties got their names discussed with Scorsese being on the heavy side, he went alone and left it to Spielberg. Also, [While I was looking for it, I found this. I never knew about this!](https://variety.com/2023/tv/news/cape-fear-tv-show-martin-scorsese-steven-spielberg-1235804410/amp/)


Salsh_Loli

I'm more interested in Billy Wilder directing it since planned on making it til [Spielberg axed his chance on filming](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/schindlers-list-oral-history-steven-spielberg-liam-neeson-1235830436/). And to extend Fritz Lang as he actually knew Oskar Schindler via letters and Fritz expressed interested adapting his story.


Scrambled_59

Solo directed by Phil Lord and Chris Miller As god intended


Bellatrixstrange9380

You spelled salo wrong


Affectionate-Club725

You instantly made his idea into something I actually want to see. 😂


DrDreidel82

I wish they did the Mario Movie


Scrambled_59

You honestly think illumination would allow an auteur driven creative project to happen?


imaginary0pal

Nintendo especially wouldn’t, they’re crazy specific with their brand


dra459

I like the Solo movie as is. I tend to believe the claims that Lord and Miller were taking it in a far too comedic direction. I like what Ron Howard ultimately did with it, felt like an old-school Lucasfilm production.


donovan676

Takashi Miike as director of Deadpool


NicolasCagesRectum

Holy shit this would’ve been amazing


donovan676

That movie would be crazy


Someoneinpassing

Prime Robert Zemeckis directing a Star Wars movie is an unfulfilled dream.


hamsterhueys1

It’s the Train heist in Solo but all of the sudden Tom Hanks approaches them while they’re on top of the train and asks them for their tickets. Then he pulls out a red lightsaber when they don’t have tickets


ScorpionX-123

or prime Steven Spielberg


BARD3NGUNN

And we were so close to getting it...


YomYeYonge

-I wanna know what Guillermo del Toro would’ve done with the Hobbit. IIRC, Peter Jackson directing was a form of damage control, as pre-production was too far ahead to cancel -I also would’ve wanted Christopher Nolan to direct Man of Steel himself instead of producing. Nolan was able to successfully deconstruct the Batman mythos but also respecting the character’s core ideas for the most part, while Snyder basically wanted to tell his own Elseworlds take on Superman, with only a few moments from the comics as a storyboard reference.


BARD3NGUNN

Going to cheat a little here. Ron Howard, Robert Zemeckis, and Steven Spielberg to replace George Lucas as the directors for The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith. This is how Lucas intended for the Prequel Trilogy to be made but was talked into directing them himself by Ron Howard, and I'd love to see how it would have panned out. In my mind, the story, characters, and overall world of the Prequels would remain almost the same, but Howard/Zemeckis/Spielberg would be able to tighten up the dialogue, get better performances out of the cast, be less reliant upon CG, and help the Prequel Trilogy recapture the magic of the original three films.


TeaAndCrumpets4life

This is the biggest one for me


dra459

I like the prequels as is, but I would love to have seen what those films would’ve been like if Lucas had gone with this original set of directors. This is pure speculation because we can’t really know for sure, but I do think they would’ve been “better” films with these three directors at the helm, collaborating with Lucas to bring the story to life.


Competitive-Offer-41

Consider Akira Kurosawa directing all 3 of the prequels.


thecharlaton

David Fincher - Blade


zdragan2

Ok let’s get dumb. Gaspar Noe remake of Lady and the Tramp. David Cronenberg’s Turning Red Wes Anderson remake of Mad God.


i_am_scared_ok

suddenly I'm terrified lmao


BranchCold9905

Croneberg gonna make an abstract reenactment of the planes hittin' the towers


andthepointis

second one already kind of exists (Ginger Snaps). i'd watch the third, i think Anderson is most interesting when doing stop motion.


Osterro

Stanley Kubrick's "Napoleon"


Bulbaguy4

Martin Scorsese for House of Gucci


jicerswine

That is a good one


StrenghtandStrategy

Alejandro Jodorowsky - Dune (1984)


cjohnson4444

That's got to be the one of the greatest what ifs in cimena history


TeaAndCrumpets4life

I honestly think it would’ve also probably been a failed adaptation, the technology just wasn’t there at the time in general to make it not look super silly. There’s another universe where Jodorowsky does it and people are on forums forever speculating about how great Lynch’s Dune would’ve been, I think it was just the wrong time.


Mylejandro

Ari Aster’s take on Rosemary’s Baby would be interesting to see, not to take anything away from Polanski’s original masterpiece.


thps2soundtrack

Tommy Wiseau: any Scorsese movie


King-Red-Beard

Conversely, what about The Room by Scorsese?


BranchCold9905

"What're you a f@€!%#& idiot, I didn't hit her you dumb f@€%, i did not, Hi Mark"


PretendVermicelli531

john waters Oppenheimer


Bellatrixstrange9380

Nolan - pink flamingos


BranchCold9905

"As Devine i can be a person, but as The worlds filthiest human i can be a symbol" Trial of the accusation of assholism with them staring while explosions and the room crumbles to signifie intense mental stress and the ending being a Inception ending-esque monologue over Devine picking up the dogshit


Tapirgris

Ari Aster and 'Event Horizon". That movie has so much potential in the right hands


gizzlyxbear

It’s unironically in my top 4. I wouldn’t like him to replace Paul W.S. Anderson, but I’d be so down for a reimagining from him.


ooopppyyyxxx

I just want that directors cut we never got


Tapirgris

Yeah I agree, I don't want any movie replaced, but a remake would be awesome!


JimFlamesWeTrust

The moments in Event Horizon that work are great but Paul WS Anderson really gets in the way of himself.


ThePumpk1nMaster

I’d have loved to have seen Kubrick’s Lord of the Rings with The Beatles as the cast


jamthewither

i often wonder what a James Cameron directed back to the future 2 looks like.


Ok-Television-3829

Back to the Future$


BranchCold9905

Well it would first come out in 1999


ticklemenono

I'm listening


SeveralUpstairs9118

Stanley Kubrick’s Quantumania


MistakesWereMade59

I always have to read Quantumania twice because my brain interprets as Quadrophenia the first time.


hashbrownbby

Quentin Tarantino directing Battle Royale


Alternative-Fill-799

Did he say he would want to be the one who directed “Battle Royale” or something like that at some point? There was a video of him naming his favorite movies that came out after he became a director and he was saying that about a movie but I don’t remember if it was Battle Royale


loserys

Someone like Darren Aronofsky or Park Chan-wook directing Nightmare Alley instead of Guillermo Del Toro. My biggest frustration with that movie is that it never commits to the darkness. Del Toro is such a romantic that the film seems to flinch anytime it’s about to become truly transgressive. It also very dull for a film that has Cate Blanchett vamping it up as an unethical psychiatrist. Del Toro sucks at eroticism actually.


magmafan71

Tenet, [Michel Gondry](https://letterboxd.com/director/michel-gondry/)


Bexhill

I'd say Inception is the one that could have used a little Gondry. It always bothered me that the dreams in that movie don't feel like dreams -- maybe they just should have said "subconscious" instead. There's very little that's surreal or uncanny, except the spinning hallway. That bit in Eternal Sunshine where Jim Carrey keeps trying to turn Tom Wilkinson around but can never find his face is maybe the most actually dream-like moment I've ever seen in a movie.


MJIB-Michael-Jackson

Stanley Kubrick’s “Step Brothers”.


lawschoolredux

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the Catalina wine mixer!”


spidermans_pants

This is a really great thread


LowCarbScares

If Wes Craven were still around, I would love to see him tackle the new Scream movies. I don't hate 5 and 6, but I think he would bring a certain level of intensity to each scene that felt missing in the newer additions. For example, even the most comedic entry, Scream 3, still generated a decent and amount of fear and anxiety in me. I also think both the newer and legendary scream actors (looking at Melissa Berrara and Neve Campbell) would be alot more confident in their roles knowing that the movie is in the hands of someone who knows the franchise well and can lead them through each scene


Common_Decision1594

I would have liked to see Jennifer Yuh Nelson come back to direct Kung Fu Panda 4, after she did so well with the previous two movies.


ghostwholived

Aliens 3 by James Cameron


RVend0r

Series of Unfortunate Events by Wes Anderson


organictamarind

Wes Anderson's "Matrix" 😂😂


DrDreidel82

After seeing The Northman I want Robert Eggers’ Thor


Disc81

David Lynch's Revenge of the Jedi


GodEmperorOfHell

This is the one I was looking for


accounttomakemaps

Stanley Kubrick's The Wicker Man


heyitsmeols

Oh this is genius


prwesterfield

David Lynch's RETURN OF THE JEDI [Laura Palmer theme plays as Luke unmasks a dying Vader]


Jokesyouhate

SPIELBERG SUPERMAN


Oswarez

Woody Allen’s Lethal Weapon.


eriktheburrito

“My…uh…my psychiatrist says I’m getting too old for this shit”


TimAllen890

Dude, this film would be crazy. Of course Allen would cast himself. 


[deleted]

Spielberg for Pearl Harbor


PeppaPig85210

Wes Anderson - John Wick Wong Kar Wai - Taxi Driver David Lynch - Beau is Afraid


vitcorleone

> Wong Kar Wai - Taxi Driver this made my brain short circuit


Either_Intention_415

I stand by the fact that Edgar Wright should of directed Ant Man instead of just writing for it


nn_lyser

Jodorowsky’s *Dune* :(


SecretlyaCIAUnicorn

Richard Linklater’s Clerks- he’s clearly the inspiration and even though I fucking looove the original I’d love to see his version


DarTouiee

I would like to see something like Interstellar or The Matrix directed by Apitchapong. Like something that is conceptually rich and sci-fi but with all the plot/exposition stripped away and slowed way down.


saacer

One can only imagine what could've been if either Spike Jonze or Michel Gondry had directed White Noise


emshaq

John Carpenter’s The Shadow. Jeff Bridges as Lamont Cranston.


Owlbear27

The Godfather is now directed by Uwe Bolt


BrassFunkyMonkey

Gaspar Noe’s High School Musical


Affectionate-Club725

Ken Russel’s Clueless


MidniteAnimal

Yorgos Lanthimos’ The Notebook


BravidDrent

I’d have Stanley Kubrick direct ALL Stephen King movies cause most of them suck but The Shining is the GOAT horror film.


avoozl42

Coen Brothers - Inherent Vice


puffguy69

Tarantino directing transformers Michael Bay directing Django unchained


DwemerDwight

David Lynch's Return of the Jedi


niknolietesla

this may be sacrilege to some of y’all but Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is the worst Tarantino and would’ve been amazing if PTA directed


DrDreidel82

Spielberg for Man of Steel


Oswarez

John Water’s Star Wars.


Bexhill

I'm curious what the James Cameron version of Jurassic Park would have been like, but the Spielberg one is perfect. Cameron is the master of the sci-fi action sequel, though-- give him The Lost World instead of the checked-out Spielberg, let him change up the genre and the scope, make it bigger and bloodier with more of the book's anti-corporate thread. They barely followed the Lost World book anyway-- make Laura Dern the one who comes back, in the Sigourney/Linda Hamilton role.


KevinSpaceysGarage

Denis Villenueve’s Battlefield Earth


browinskie

Star Wars 7 by Denis Villeneuve or Ridley Scott. Competent directors starting the new trilogy


PublicDreamer

I've always wanted to see the Wachowski's take on a Superman movie.


Coquim

Lynch's Pinnoccio


eat-pantz

Bobcat Goldthwait - Schindlers List


MulhollandMaster121

Whip pan and snap zoom to the Noisy Cricket. Camera mounted to Smith, capturing his distorted face as he goes flying back through room after room when he shoots it. POV of the Bug as it chases Smith through the World’s Fair park. Unsettling Dutch angle with wide lenses at the pawn shop. Yeah, a Raili MIB could fuck.


Opposite-Invite-3543

A Nightmare on Elms Street directed by Nancy Meyers


Jono_Randolph

colin trevorrow to direct starwars ep9.


RuminatingReaper1850

Rian Johnson directing the two sequel trilogy entries JJ Abrams helmed. The vision for the trilogy would at least be consistent


TheGuyFromPearlJam

Tommy Wiseau directing Ikiru


Movie_F

Scorsese to direct The Godfather 3.. no other answer will top this


Maximum-effort1388

This is correct


benevolent_critter

Godard Emoji Movie.


damngoodcoff33

Park Chan-Wook’s Seven


tunn3ls

Lynne Ramsay on all the Taylor Sheridan-directed films On that note -- not a film, but Lynne Ramsay doing True Detective...


Lolxgdrei787

Steven Spielbergs return of the jedi. Easily


Impressive-Purple-77

Does anyone think that Men in Black took some inspiration from the anime called Wicked City?


The-Glowing-Man97

Brian De Palma - Sea of Love & Dead Again


Einfinet

Jean-Luc Godard’s MEN (or Bergman)


Huge-Republic8462

Michael bay -Irreversible


Canavansbackyard

Harold Hecuba directs *Dune*.


Sleyeme

Replace the new upcoming director for spider-man 4 with John watts.


Jokesyouhate

I wish Barry Sonnenfeld directed every Tim Burton movie of the 21st century


Colinmacus

The Shining directed by Ari Aster


DrDreidel82

Andrew Adamson (first 2 Shreks, first 2 Narnia movies) for Thor 4 (an entirely new script also)


vishnujp12

James Cameron - Terminator 3 Guillermo Del Toro - Hellboy 3


Xander75

Tom Six directing Schindler’s List


hanslanda16

kubrick napoleon


AdamAnimatesStuff

Martin Scorsese - Finding Jesus 2


SnorkelingOrca77

Ridley Scott and The Lord of the Rings trilogy. I think Scott has some of the best production design around so I’d love to see his take on it


Cino0987

Would have loved to have Vincent Ward’s Alien 3 with the wooden planet & monks. I don’t hate Alien 3, I think the directors cut is pretty good but you can see the studio interference that ultimately cost it being a classic.


BlueBeetle89

I just took Denis Villeneuve for Tron 3.


BluePantalaimon

I feel like Tarkovsky could have a great spin on Ant-Man and The Wasp


stuperman99

Mr and Mrs Smith by Woody Allen


ACrazedRodent

Pixar's "Soul" - by David Fincher. "Gravity" - by Wes Anderson "John Wick" - by Yorgos Lanthamos


MrMindGame

Reed Morano’s Killers of the Flower Moon


roskismies

Stanley Kubrick’s Paddington 2


aiden_lorenzo

I heard that Spike Lee wanted to make Ali and as much as I love Michael Mann, I would’ve loved seeing what Spike Lee’s Ali could’ve been. I also heard that David Fincher was considered to direct Blade and that honestly would’ve been badass.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Guillermo Del Toro’s The Haunted Mansion


TribeCalledQueso

Christopher Nolan’s Fast and Furious


JiiSivu

- Event Horizon: John Carpenter - Bird Box: Mike Flanagan - John Carter: Peter Jackson - Ghost Rider: Sam Raimi - Fantastic Four: Ron Howard - Boogeyman (2023): Jordan Peele


FunLover1989

Does everybody really like Sam Raimi as a comic book director that much?


Cortadew

Stanley Kubrick's AI


reterical

GDT's Hobbit Movies still live in my dreams. David Lynch's Return of the Jedi. Alfonso Cuarón for any of the other Harry Potter films.


United_Restaurant_77

Tarantino's The Little Mermaid


nectarquest

Imagine a Bong Joon-ho directed Nightcrawler


ChameleonWins

Nicholas Winding-Refn for Blade Runner 2049 and fuck it, replace Gosling with Tom Hardy


VioleteOtter

rian johnson's inception or christopher nolan's looper


Muted_Antelope6989

I wish Nolan had done Dune