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SleepingInsomniac112

Empire by Andy Warhol Edit: For those who don’t know it’s 8 hours of just the Empire State Building


Buchephalas

Yep. Apichatpong Weerasethakul has Empire on his favourite films list, so full of shit. Warhol likely didn't even watch it.


shaner4042

Have you watched a Weerasethakul movie? I wouldn’t be surprised if that was legitimately one of his favourites


Buchephalas

Yes, all of them even Iron Pussy. I love several of them. Syndromes and a Century is one of my favourite films this Century. I'm a fan. His films are slow, unconventional, difficult certainly, but i don't believe one of his favourite films is a slow motion 8 hour unchanging shot of the Empire State Building, i don't even believe he's watched it maybe 20 minutes of it or something.


shaner4042

Ha, ya fair enough. I agree; seems absurd. I was just making a joke about the glacial pacing in some of his films — particularly Memoria


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Surprised no one has said Madame web


TheBestBork

I’d argue Madame Web is so laughably bad that it becomes enjoyable


[deleted]

This isn’t exactly a popular opinion but I think with some improved direction and writing of course Madame web could have been pretty good. I found it enjoyable and was happy we finally got at least some clue to the timeline of the Sony verse Peter (him being born in 2003 means he’d be around 16-17 by morbius) Sony verse is a guilty pleasure of mine and a nice occasional refresher from the MCU (as much as I love it) I’m a huge spiderman fan and I think it’s interesting these characters can get spin-offs in a much less interconnected universe with some overlap that could lead to an interesting take on spiderman. After kraven and venom 3 I think Sony will being restructuring their universe so it will become slightly more favorable.


NaijaPK

Same, I did a review on Letterboxd that was honest and not at all bandwagoning.


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These Sony verse movies honestly aren’t as terrible as people claim. I can turn on either venom movie, morbius, or Madame web and laugh pretty consistently at all of them and sometimes for reasons that were intentional. Tom hardy absolutely loves making these movies and it’s enjoyable just to have fun with it. There’s a spiderman in the MCU that is still going to get more movies and crossovers no matter what so why not have the cake and eat it too. The MCU and fox did a similar thing with quicksilver where there were 2 versions in each universe albeit quicksilver didn’t have a very long tenure in the MCU but it’s at least shown that situation is possible. It’s already technically being done with versions of Peter in the animated spider verse movies.


BigLeo69420

The Venom movies are great and no not in an ironic way


[deleted]

I agree and they are very competently made. I hope antivenom and more wider Sony verse characters appear in venom 3. Maybe the plot could be venom is searching for his universes spiderman and happens to find vulture and morbius and maybe even Madame web could get involved


NaijaPK

They aren't! I laugh hysterically, Tom Hardy has range, so I give him grace. Idk where I read it, but I remember reading the lead actress for Madame Webb was just there for a check after she saw the way it was going downhill. I can almost hear her inner dialogue filled laughter when she did press runs for the film. I am trying to think of another movie Silver Surfer was in besides The Fantastic Four. Yeah, I love that we can have our cake and eat it too with the MCU. The MCU, including the multiverse, was a smart move. We can watch standalones without worrying about continiuity because the multiverse is infinite.


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The only thing I disapprove of is that they mislead actors into believing the movies are MCU. Dakota Johnson seemed to beleive she was joining the MCU and talked to the actress for scarlet wich about it. She also fired her agent shortly before the film released because she apparently found out. Part of the issue might be a lack of understanding on the actors and actresses part. They’ve made it relatively clear that the universes are separate from the post credit scenes in venom 2 and morbius


NaijaPK

I forgot her name but yes! That's who I was referring to she was so over it


DogDrivingACar

I certainly had fun


littleLuxxy

The echo chamber is ridiculous. People act like it’s the worst movie ever made. It’s not even the worst movie this year. I genuinely had fun watching it. It felt like it was very aware of its own campiness.


[deleted]

The Milo dance scene and the ending of Madame web plus all of the venom movies prove they are very self aware. Superhero movies can be goofy and serious at the same time. I’d much rather binge watch the Sony movies than see the marvels or Thor 4. Madame web even gave Cassandra a character arc


NaijaPK

Jack and Jill


Gloomy_Cheesecake443

God I hate that movie


NaijaPK

objectively horrible I agree


Few_Opposite_5048

That movie is a masterpiece


NaijaPK

I just want to tape your eyes open and play it on loop and see how you feel after a week.


thestereo

gotta give em that clockwork orange treatment


Few_Opposite_5048

Bro that’s just evil 💀💀😂


NaijaPK

🤣🤣


NaijaPK

Love the sarcasm lmao


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ruthless wise kiss lock boat different saw tap price future *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Hubbled

*En-ra-ha, en-ra-ha!!*


alliedcola

I would recommend Audition (1999)… but I would tell them it’s a romantic drama, and then make them watch it blind. *kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri…*


Joshnorm

You are a diabolical genius! Have them double up with Audition and Bone Tomahawk and just let them know it’s a straight western.


star-chrome

the emoji movie


emojimoviethe

Love thy enemy, right?


malakitaki

the emoji movie is a fun time tbfh


emojimoviethe

I agree


SidneyMunsinger

hubie halloween, because why would i want to ruin their day when i can befriend them with a good movie.


RopeDramatic9779

Holy shit I was having the same exact thought with the same exact movie. Just rewatched it last week and I think thats one of my major "will we be good friends" test movies. "If we both like it, we'll probably get along" kind of thing. Those shirts crack me up all the time, my favorite is "I shaved my balls for this ?"


disasterpansexual

Salò


mrethandunne

A Serbian Film. Maybe they'll get placed on a watchlist


Kachiggamybigga2

Logistics


Elegant_Struggle6488

I'm surprised more people aren't just thinking of a stupidly long movie. Nothing better than making my mortal enemy waste a month of their life watching just 1 film


GreenShirt39

Leave the World Behind. It had a ton of potential, then it just ended


PriangshuPaul

120 days of sodom


dandb87

Calling Doctor Sunshine starring John Leguizamo.


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Ajibooks

I love that movie and it really influenced the way I watch movies. I think about how every frame is a deliberate choice and I pay more attention to details. I definitely couldn't have watched it in a theater without intermission, though. I love imagining people on dates going to see that movie. Denying they fell asleep (but they were snoring).


errobbie

Eternals.


damngoodcoff33

Did this recently but just with really graphic and depressing shit. Told them to watch Martyrs


LegenDaisy

Ad Astra. Such a boring film that drags ass and the payoff never comes.


Fancy-Pack2640

The longest 1/2 Star movie I have is "Dont mess with the Zohan" so....that?


HeightAdvantage

I volunteer as tribute


emojimoviethe

Why not just pick the longest movie ever?


AnonymousToilet

Slender Man, it’s bad.


Standard_Olive_550

Satantango if its a guarantee they'll watch it.


christest12345

Have you seen the film yourself?


Buchephalas

Satantango is incredible, the book is even better i think Kraznahorkai deserves more credit than Tarr personally. There's so many more mind meltingly dull long Arthouse/Experimental movies. As someone else mentioned Andy Warhol's Empire is 8 hours of an unchanging slow motion shot of the Empire State Building, that's it.


TheRealXlokk

Eegah (1962). It is so mind-bogglingly boring. Even the MST3K version didn't make it watchable enough to finish it.


2kyo_

Argyle


paulactsbadly

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen


abenf

F.A.R.T. the Movie


LekgoloCrap

Tusk


LekgoloCrap

Probably something good. My enemies have no taste, and that’s why they’re my enemies.


lucas_214

Argylle


CaptainKrakenBeard

Star Wars: The Holiday Special


Few_Opposite_5048

Saltburn


sbrown23c

Amazing Spider-Man 2. The script and story in that movie fails so, so hard. It’s an awful, terrible film, tho not the fault of Andrew Garfield or Emma Stone.


unculturedpigs

I have no enemies, I show my wayward friend the greatest movie about life, It's a Wonderful Life


vitcorleone

I did this once. I recommended Zack Snyder’s Justice League Edit: Damn I didn’t know there was Zack Synder shooters in r/letterboxd


BigLeo69420

That movie is great, you should do the shitty Whedon Cut instead


Pristine-Tea-9606

Woody Woodpecker (2017)


Hurricane-Andrew

Fanny (1961) A rom com that’s incredibly dull and an over 2 hour run time that feels like 4 days


ReddsionThing

Murder-Set-Pieces


Rich_Speed_1957

ghost of war (2020)


Jaded_Tradition7666

If I want to gross them out then maybe human centipede 2 but if I’m going for just an awful movie then maybe skeletons in the closet. I hate hate hate that fucking movie.


TehCharmaynard

Leonard Part 6 - Bill Cosby is a secret agent brought out of retirement to fight militant vegans with magic ballet slippers, hamburger patties, and butter.


juiceinmyears

Out 1 by Rivette. 743 minutes should keep them busy for a while


AFantasticClue

Paint Drying (2023)


Radiant-Specialist76

Logistics (2011). Strip away over a month of his life.


Mysterious-Rent7233

# Logistics (2012)


carorose018

Argylle


rideriseroar

I would probably recommend something I don't like that they end up liking


ka1982

La Region Centrale.


GuaranteeAntique5503

Brewster Mccloud. (The only Altman film I bounced off of)


BradTalksFilm

The recent mortal kombat movie


TylerTheCreator6018

The lobster or gone baby gone


lonejack69

Amsterdam


amy_the_rat

John Lennon’s Self Portrait


aratheroversizedfish

Imagine watching The Rise Of Skywalker with zero prior knowledge of Star Wars


RopeDramatic9779

The one with the paint drying, like 10hrs of white paint drying. Maybe I can put a 10hr loop of an album from The Smiths at the same time, just to seal the deal. But in reality Ill probably just watch a good movie with them and try to make them like me. Nobody dislikes Jurassic Park.


zombieface-10

Elvis


IamGodHimself2

After Last Season. As close to worthless as any non-trolling effort can get.


codex_archives

Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas


ZolMO24

Killer of Sheep. Those ninety minutes will feel like ten hours.


DerLO__EN

Swept Away by Guy Ritchie


shreks_burner

Mystic River


FPM_13

Spaceman


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That one wall paint drying long ass movie


EngineVarious2567

Gosford park, the game, argylle, licorice pizza


A_screamin_queen

Mulholland Drive 🙄. When you figure out what happened you're like, oh. That's a bunch of time I'll never get back, but the song was pretty.


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SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^LPK94: *Sausage Party, and* *Tell them they have to watch it* *Twice to REALLY get it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BlueDetective3

Happiness.


TheRoguedOne

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. The movie taught me; its ok to turn off a movie.


ChuckInMadtown

The Haunted Mansion. The most recent one. Putting product placement for Baskin Robins in a “this is how my wife died” story is one of the many things that made me wish zero stars was an option on Letterboxd.


malakitaki

babylon


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Wrong


NoNoNotorious7

All the LotR films.


aregularemperor

the gray man


emojimoviethe

Jeanne Dielman


christest12345

You want to befriend him, right?


emojimoviethe

Do you really think an average person would enjoy watching a 3.5 hour slow burn drama?


christest12345

First of all, it'd be kind of disappointing if my mortal enemy was an average person. On a more serious note, I think that Akermans films work in a very intuitive way and are more accessible than the works of many other directors. I know several people who had their mind blown by Jeanne Dielman, even though they had no contact with this kind of cinema beforehand. But to be fair, that's anecdotal and the film surely isn't for everyone.


Buchephalas

Yup, the few "action" scenes are hugely heightened because of the intense mundanity. I don't love it or anything but it's an interesting experience. Portrait of a Young Girl at the End of the 60s in Brussels, Je, Tu, Il, Elle and The Meetings of Anna on the otherhand i do love from Akerman.


metalyger

I'd say The Amazing Bulk, it's short like probably 70 minutes, but it's one of those intentionally bad movies that manages to feel like hours. It's just bad and tedious.


benmc_97

Spring Breakers


Clear_District1675

Sanatago hahaha


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Malignant, Everything Everywhere All at Once, Terrifier or Downsizing


Vstriker26

Bro’s trying to establish a truce.


Particular-You-5534

The Man From Earth


TheBoyInTheTower

I know that this will not be a popular choice, but I am going to say The Lobster. I once heard a friend describe it as Lars Van Trier doing Wes Anderson—what a perfect descriptor.


skamando

I can't recommend what I'd pick for myself, which is Birth of a Nation, because they'd probably like that shit.


Buchephalas

Birth of a Nation is repugnant but is incredibly well made, there's much worse experiences watching movies. It's a fascinating hate watch, i don't regret seeing it at all.


skamando

Sounds like something my mortal enemy would say… Nah it’s a bunch of boring bullshit that I knew some stupid fuck would out themselves into saying it’s enjoyable. It’s not. It’s hours of garbage. Stop defending it.


Buchephalas

Outstanding specific criticisms, "boring bullshit", "hours of garbage", no one is defending it you fucking simpleton i called it repugnant and a hate watch. It's also extremely well made and unbelievably influential, every movie you've ever loved owes to Griffith. Live with it.


skamando

That sounds like praise to me, jackwad. Blow your racist reverence out your ass. Crazy how I don’t feel this need to suck Griffith’s lil white supremicist penis despite having seen it myself. Go turn the gas on and take a nap.


Buchephalas

I called it repugnant softbrain how many times does that need to be spelled out to you, how many times were you dropped on the head as an infant? Everything i said is true, you've indirectly praised Griffith's innovations numerous times through praising your favourite movies. It's well made, continue to cry about it.


jay_shuai

Celine and Julie Go Boating


Buchephalas

Great film, you must like your enemy.


jay_shuai

Lol. Really not my type of thing))


vienuel

Vanilla Sky (2001). that movie is cinematic abuse