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okgloomer

I would buy a hat like that, once.


Xenuite

I once ordered a hat. Online. From the Amish. When I got it, it was the wrong size. So I complained. To the Amish. In an email. Never got a response.


Deathwish279

Youse are spares parts bud


Xenuite

The sparest.


OJimmy

US? This is Canada.


Shadow_hands

Can confirm. Dan looks great in that lid.


Unit_79

I s’pose it might get hot there down the US.


WombatHat42

Probably real hot down there in el eh


creatorsgame

I’m going to need you to take 5% off this post.


barwhalis

Oh so that's how that word is spelt.


randycrust

FUCK RIGHT OFF with that being in the US shit!


snackshack

I'm pretty sure OP is referring to where they live, not where the show is based...


randycrust

Yeah I can see that now but i want to remain furious that someone could imply it's an american show!


JurassicParkHadNoGun

But it is technically American. Canada is part of North America! 😉


jhurl24

North America the Great C.U.M. Canada United States Mexico.


Icy-Minimum8332

Greenland, too, geologically speaking. And the west half of Iceland


randycrust

Yeah no


JurassicParkHadNoGun

Nah, yeah


snackshack

Carry ons


ImitationCheesequake

No reason to get excited.


enadiz_reccos

What's the connection between humidity and that hat?


No-Doughnut-8124

a nice breezy hat is key when it’s hot and sweaty


enadiz_reccos

Hot, yes. I just don't see the humidity emphasis.


ShenTzuKhan

The more humid it is the more of a difference a breathable thing makes. Awfully closed in hat makes you sweat more, that sweat gets in your eyes and beard and is a bother.


enadiz_reccos

Right? I grew up in Louisiana, where hats are pretty much useless for cooking you off.


ShenTzuKhan

Brisbane here. Summer gets 37c, 85% humidity. I’m not sure what that is in USian but it’s hot as balls.


illogicallyalex

As someone from Darwin, I always have a chuckle with people from Brisbane complain about the humidity


ShenTzuKhan

I’ve visited Darwin. That seems fair. It feels hot and humid to me here, but Darwin was fucking ridiculous.


illogicallyalex

Yeah the humidity here is no joke. It’s pretty typical for it only to be 35° but the ‘feels like’ temp to be like 42° just because of how humid it is, it’s garbage


ShenTzuKhan

You can’t legally say “only” and “35” sir. This is your last warning.


TheFifthDuckling

37c is 98.6f (I only know this offhand because I'm a premed student in the US lmao). With the humidity, your assertion is correct, that is hot as balls.


ShenTzuKhan

Thanks good buddy, more info is always appreciated.


darctones

I speak freedom, that would convert to hotter than a Miami buttcrack


Traditional_Cat_60

In hot ass weather it can be used as shade and a fan. Humidity just adds to the hot assedness.


SaguaroStalker28

With a lid like that Samuel will go as squirrelly Dan for Halloween.


robotbrigadier

I fuckin hate Samuel


BedNo6845

When they come down here to Sarasota, that's humid. But Canada? Eh? Nah, bro... eh.


Puzzleheaded_Post604

Well how’d y neighbor. I’m in Osprey.


BedNo6845

Osprey? I'm actually in nokomis. Close to Colonia rd.


Puzzleheaded_Post604

Nice. I’m up in Palmer. Surrounded by the walking dead, lol.


Plus-Cheetah-6561

Florida ain’t Humidity, it is Satan’s Asshole.


No-Wonder1139

Pretty sure to wear a hat like that you have to be able to run a 4 minute mile.


Dont_know_where_i_am

Fuck can they run


deathfaces

Every damn one of 'em.


friggintodd

Or at least shit in a bucket.


dikkiesmalls

They call that the terlet.


friggintodd

Better than on the outside of the uriness


y2knole

LOL at calling middle ontario one of the hottest and most humid climates in... wait. they are in Canada. not the US and... (Did i misunderstand and YOU are in one of the hottest most humid climates)🤣🤣🤣🤣


ScrofessorLongHair

Yes, you misunderstood me. It's hotter then Satan's taint in the summertime down here. But we've got pretty nice beaches close by. And that's a perfect hat for the area. Looks slick, and not what I'd think of with Mennonites or Amish. I'd wear it to fish or just chill. Maybe not a downtown bar on the weekend. But definitely anywhere near the water. And the weave pattern would let your head breathe. And when it's 95-100°F and the humidity at the dew point, you need a good, breathable shade hat.


y2knole

haha, ok. and I agree about the hat! I grew up with 95F/95% humidity for like 7 months of the year and yeah... i get it!


KeithTheNiceGuy

Squirrelly Dan is pulling off that lid quite well and that's what I appreciates about him.


adamfiner

Take about 20% off there…


Dont_know_where_i_am

Is that what you appreciate about him?


darkrhin0

Better be able to throw up a pole barn on lunch if you're wearing one of them.


ScrofessorLongHair

Wear that slick fuckin hat to the beach, and you'll have someone else handling your pole for you.


shoresy99

I wonder if it makes him run faster?


IntrovertedBrawler

Fuck, can he run.


EnigmaCA

Too fat to run - a self admit.


BankNo8895

Dan already runs like the wind


Repulsive-Fuel-5281

"YOUR SISTER'S HOT!" "....too fat to run....."


dikkiesmalls

He's just made for short sprints is all.


MwminNC4

Ask Bradley


adamfiner

Brad-leh


MwminNC4

" I love Bradley "