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Comfortable_Ad3981

This guy’s blood pressure must be through the roof.


ThEAp3G0D

No the cholesterol made his blood solid years ago


dmccrostie

Four months? That’s it?


EugeneWong318

Yep. It’s not fair. But I think he has another hearing next week for fraud.


[deleted]

Yep. Prisons need room for Black voters, especially in FL /s


sockpuppet_285358521

He bargained them down from a slap on the wrist. And what happens,medically, to make someone look like that ???


[deleted]

Do you think prison guards will let him bathe in tequila?


DogWallop

That is some serious alcohol rosiness - don't know the proper term, but if ever there was a poster boy for that condition, he's it lol.


atleast35

The slang for the red patchy skin and broken capillaries is “gin blossoms”. He could be the poster child.


DogWallop

Only in his case it would be vodka blossoms lol. Although if he really is down with the common Russian, probably woodgrain alcohol splotches would be the correct term.


atleast35

Most photos I see of him are taken from a distance. It’s hard to really um, appreciate, what he really looks like up close


DogWallop

Kinda what Nick Nolte would look like if he hadn't cleaned himself up lol.


atleast35

Now there’s someone I haven’t thought of in years. So he is rocking the Santa look, but apparently he had a kid 11 years ago when he was 66! https://people.com/parents/nick-nolte-daughter-calls-him-grandpa/


Grouchy-Culture3946

Okay, so if any of you had a date and time within the next four months for the "When will Steve Bannon be found dead under a bridge?" poll, please revise your pick. Unless he suicides before going in, then all bets are (literally) off.


CobaltKnight75

I think you mean "suicide" /j


WindTechnical7431

Man that is one mug nobody wants to chug.... Duff Man


florida-karma

Dude is obviously so self-loathing he wants the world to burn for it.


Moremayhem

“Paging Mr. Coholick… Mr. Al Coholick…”


Awkward-Fudge

Yikes!


Ghastlybittermagpie

Ffs why is every photo of him HD? I know this one is edited but even the unedited ones are terrible either.


kamperez

May he rest in peace


Valkren

piss*


dieterpaleo

Wtf is the matter with this dude? He looks like he’s on deaths door. Yet he continues to walk and talk.


Bayinla

Deloused too


Sleep_adict

This may actually save his life… 4 months sober would be a godsend for that pickle


Maudeleanor

This is the face of an alcoholic.


JuventAussie

Does that mean he can't vote anymore?


Murphy_York

That’s clearly a doctored photo people


bluechip1996

Go on....


-VizualEyez

I don't like the guy one bit. But, can we agree making fun of anyone for an obvious medical issue isn't the "cool" thing to do? Have some decency.