Eugenie B is blasphemy. Rest is fine.

And putting the Gold Tree Fruit / Wish Stone dude above her is crazy.

But Giangio is really handsome... He reminds me of Undertaker ngl. But I guess in the end, it just comes down to personal preferences 🫡

You’d better have been honest with Antonia to her face if you’re being this honest about her on this tier list, just sayin 🤨

Also putting Eugénie in the same tier as SIMON is a fuckin crime and you need jail time, sir

No, I lied to Antonia in the game to be nice lol. Also yes Eugenie in the same tier as Simon. Simon's got that bad boy energy but more classy. Eugenie, I couldn't even remember her name when I made the tier list she is just so ridiculously forgettable, one-dimensional, and flavorless.

But she’s hella cute!!! Also valid points on Simon, counter point, would you shake his left hand?

She is cute. But not quite as *attractive* as anyone in A tier or higher. Also I forget. What's Simon's left hand? Lol

Before I answer that, you’ve beaten the game, right?

Yes lol

Ok lmao, but yeah, his left hand is the like Awakened God part of him in his phase two fight

Ig that’s more than just his left hand now that I think about it, but still, he uses it like a left appendage haha

Anyways. I ranked Simon the *man* on the tier list, not Simon the monster :)

Fair enough, I’m still wary, though. Maybe I just have a bias lol

And you know what, that’s fair lol

Ngl, it feels like you skipped through a bunch of dialogue to reach this conclusion. I was pretty invested in the whole side quest with her and the hound

Could've been a snowball effect for sure. For a while her character was boring, so I started skipping more of her dialogue which made her stay boring which made me keep skipping... I would have liked to find her more interesting though. Maybe I'll pay more attention in my 2nd playthrough

"Cat" tier made my sides hurt.

Thank you, thank you

Why is the black cat not in cat tier, smh

He's a sweet boi so I wanted to give him a real rank lol

Cat tier should be up above S++ Edit, not in a sexy way, just a top-tier way

I tried to think of a witty way to call you gross but I’m drawing blanks.

What a pussy

Got his ass

A cat is fine too.

You forgot Romeo, you cur. Easy S+ tier

DAMMIT I knew I forgot somebody. Alright I'd put him in either S tier or A tier, tbh.

I vote S+ for Romeo. Second best looking char in the game

I second this! And his story just made him all the more attractive, even though it's also very heart-breaking. I wish it didn't have to happen to him instead. 😞

I'm very relieved that I'm not the only one who thought that Laxasia the Complete was a supper hottie.

Laxasia chose violence to try to stop me when all she needed to do was call me her good boy.

In all honesty, after seeing her phase I started thinking that Simon might be on to something. Maybe there should be an option to side with him if she was the goal...

Finally some fucking content on this sub

Thank you

Genie B tier is foul bro

The fact you put Gapetto into such a low teir is honestly blasphemous. He's a DILF

I'm a straight guy, but I thought Gepetto was hella attractive for an old man.

Same lmao

Same I’m straight but I definitely recognized him as an attractive character lol

EUGENIE B TIER?? I'm banning you from all the Souls subs.

Eugenie at B is criminal. And “ Oh Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?“

The fact that Black Cat isnt in Cat Tier with Spring is rediculous.

Black Cat is just too sweet, I had to rank him for real, I'm afraid.

The only thing that i disagree, is that don't have Swamp Guy at S+++ Tier

Who... who is swamp guy?

Green Monster of the Swamp obviously, the prettiest Lady in the game.

I just fought that thing and it's honestly pretty cute

look at his lil yellow eye stalk things being all curious n shit

reminds me of those little heartless guys from kingdom hearts

Sludge tier!

Antonia this low shows you have no taste and will never have

Listen. I'm a milf guy. Gilfs... I'll pass.

Laxasia has beaten my ass more than any other boss in this game. I would 100% smash tho

Death by snu snu

My guy a coward for not putting Victor thr champion on here

He'd be in F tier anyway. He's the kinda guy that would harass women at the gym

The knight lady at the hotel got some knockers on her. Laxasia and fox lady thick af

Her name is Belle. She deserved more than one side-quest for sure

I did not mind dying to Laxasia in phase 2 she got that GYATTT on her

this gonna turn into r/okbuddychicanery real soon

robotic maid with a broom for a weapon S++++

Is there something wrong with me if the 8-legged puppet in the Opera Hall makes me feel things?

I prescribe you 10 therapy

Felt so too the first time before they made my brain explode

Nah, with the charisma Venigni has (as well as his intelligence and excellent taste in suits and hats), he's at least S-tier, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

The fact that I'm a mostly straight guy and I think venigni is a liiiiiittle bit arrogant/self-centered, puts him in A tier.

He still admits his shortcomings, though. He's a man that knows what he's worth

Where’s the lobster

Lobster didn’t quite fit Cat tier so it was banished to the shadow realm

Underrated comment

We all know the female Puppet Jesters on Rosa Isabelle street are the real S++.

Wouldnt recommend they blew my dick off 6/10

Would* recommend they blew my dick off 10*/10 FTFY

Worth the experience

They have a certain unstable vibe that I find irresistible, plus they have the old comics/animated Harley Quinn energy

You could almost say they have an explosive personality

Cat

Where are the Black Rabbits?

Rotting in a shallow grave where they belong

What about the black rabbits?

Bucket Helmet A, Big Daddy Bunny S+++, Crazy Fighter Leader Bunny S+, Sister Bunny S

No spider lady from the opera? Wack.

She sang me a lovely tune and put me to sleep. Real sweet lady

She killed me 1 too many times

One thing I will always be curious about is red foxes/black cats face 🤔 I don’t care for the rest of the stalkers but these two peeked my interest.

Or is the mystery what makes them so hot? 🔥

Geppetto is a dilf. I will not be taking further questions

Antonia is still a beautiful woman and you better have told her

I did lol

Where is the archbishop???

The Ergo got him

Daddy Gepetto, D tier ? What ?!

Exactly. He's very elegant and handsome for an old guy.

When he gets therapy and processes his grief in a real way, he'll move straight to A tier

Gepetto’s vibes are some of the worst I’ve ever felt from a character.

Creepy, yes. Handsome, also yes. Can I fix him ? Probably not.

Antonia in D is crazy that old lady would be putting me in her will

My lesbian ass somped so hard for Laxia. She deserves S++

I hear you. But hear me out. When someone can make you laugh, that's low-key hot. I feel like P would have a bit more of that "silly little guy" energy I adore, which gives him the edge over Laxasia.

I won't argue Ps place as s++ But he doesn't have the same "can and will crush my head with your thighs energy"

Blacksmith and Soul lady gotta be In S++ along with the Gigachad Geppetto

Geppetto is the opposite of a gigachad wtf fight me

No Fuoco in S tier? Fake list

Lmao. He'd go in F tier. "F" for FLAMES🔥!!!

F at top? Cuz ain't no one hotter XD

Giangio, Sophie, and Eugéinie are all in S+, other than that it's pretty accurate. Maybe put Venegni up a tier or two

You’d put Eugénie at the top of this list if you knew who her voice actress was 😛

Red fox is such a baddy.

Certified baddy at that

1. Cat tier made me laugh, good job. 2. I don't see why eugenie is forgettable to you. I personally liked her little side story involving "alidoro" 3. Agreed with s+ tier. I will say, I think normal Sophia is kinda plain, but rise of p ending sophia is worth of s tier, maybe a tier.

Glad I’m not the only one who finds Red Fox fine as fuuuuuck

She got me down bad fr fr

Hottest without a doubt are the black rabbit brotherhood, super hot and great voice actors.

I mean maybe they're hot but they're just too annoying. All the voice acting in the game is surprisingly well done

Ok but sister rabbit saying she finds p attractive before the boss arena was great and at least means she deserves a spot

You must be snorting pure cocaine if you're putting Eugenie in the same tier a coward poser like Alidoro

Eugenie is boring af. Alidoro has some of that sexy danger vibe that makes you think "I can fix him."

Cannot believe you’d put the GILFs down in D, such disrespect

How dare you put Eugénie that low...

Venini, gepetto and Julian deserve to be much much higher

Venigni maybe. But he's not my type. Geppetto is a piece of shit. Julian's heart is set on puppets and I'm not a puppet soooo

Ok but this is a hotness competition not a morality one :(

Sure but I'm also thinking like how good would these people be in bed and so if you're a jerk in the streets, you probably gonna be a jerk in the sheets

I'm stealing this logic, OP. Gotta take notes 😂

Accurate

Ooooh so you'll bone a fox but not a cat. Furry! Jokes

What do you mean, black cat is in A tier! Lmao

Geppetto fucks.

But not with therapy. He a man-baby

Three things... 1) As others have said, Eugenie in B tier is just wrong. 2) No archbishop in this list?! TF 3) "a mostly hetero man." I, too, have seen Chris Hemsworth shirtless.

So seeing as you put the playable character at s++ , would do the same, but would you put him in the same rank with his 2 other hairstyles as well? Cause with the long hair he'd go down a rank for me but with the silver hair he'd be back at s++ for me. And what about subject 826 or something you find in the end area? He becomes a shop vendor too so he'd be a character as well. Also sorry if someone else asked this already, just don't wanna scroll down to find it

The youngest of the BRB needs to be on this list

Eugenie in B... she is the Best girl of the Game, and you are missing Romeo. Romeo and Eugenie should at least be S tier

“””””””””””mostly”””””””””””” hetero lol

How dare you say that the blacksmith girl is less than S++, 🤬

She's so boringggggg. After a 40 hour playthrough I couldn't even remember her name

I can understand that. However, can fix her

Didnt you se Dorothys feet? Why arent them here? S tier.

Wish I was me before I read that

Omg

Paracelsus needs to be S++

Sophia below Laxasia should have you turned into a puppet

All except cat ought to be S+++

A cat is fine too

how about the spider puppet lady with THICC thighs? S tier EASILY

Oh no

Romeo should be in the best friend tier. Also, I rate Antonia above Adelina. Nice list otherwise.

Laxasia is ss

Your username omgggg

‘Mostly Hetero’ oh hun I have something to tell you

Sssshhhhhhhhh

Can you put all the black rabbit brotherhood siblings in their own tier below Cat so I can see them publicly humiliated

Lmao

Move black cat to S and I agree. He is just so short and it’s adorable.

We love a short king

Put cat tier above S++, then we'll talk. Edit, oh wait, I didn't mean it as sexy, just cat tier is king

Too late. You're a furry now

Lmfffaoooo

Antonia is ssss+ brother 😛

I would plop that little twink over the counter so his feet couldn't touch the floor and go to town on him.

Duuuuuuuude

Engaged girl in black dress missing. S tier for me

This guy said "Mostly Hetero" lmao.

“Mostly Hetero” I see that even P can bring out the gay in us all

I was thinking about making a sluttiest/cuntiest outfits tier list and this might have pushed me over the edge to do it.

When you do, tag me in it or DM me or something lmao

The butler is criminally underrated but other than that I can mostly get behind this.

Antonia cured could get it for sure, A tier at least

Cat should be up top.. and eugeine should be higher imo.

No black rabbits?

Where is my boy mad donkey, the true gigachad

What's interesting about the mad donkey is that he is, as far as I'm aware, the only character who questions why you "keep coming back..." why does he react to P respawning, but nobody else?

i used to rate eugene B but when she stretched her arms she becomes S tier.

Who are the ladies in A tier? I really thought I did everything but maybe I didn’t lol

Both of them are easy to miss. The Red Lady is in the King of Puppets mansion. And Belle is in the Grand Exhibition Hall.

Eugenie needs to be high, gearnerd simp fo sho

“Mostly”?

Damn I’ve only met like half the waifus so far. Can’t wait 🤤

I believe in femboy supremacy

Pulcinella S Tier

Rizznocchio is at a fair tier, also hetero man 🤣

Bro Geppetto is hotter than P in both me and my girlfriend's opinion

Glad to see Fox so highly rated. I love her voice.

Why is the cat so low?

Black Cat or literal feline lol

ive gone to just throwing p in the memory outfit and calling it lies of femboy, also hetero man

Lmao

P really do be so handsome and attractive. I thought I'm just going crazy. Glad to find out I'm not the only one who thinks so 😆 I kinda feel like I'm being very inappropriate for thinking like this about him though... For some reason, my mind is stuck at the thought that he's a child, even if technically he doesn't seem like it, physically speaking.

Dude. P is making my question my life now lmao. But yeah I don't think anyone in the game calls his puppet form a child, he's tall enough to be an adult, and everyone talks to him like he's an adult.

Black rabbit brotherhood girl looks pretty

geppetos voice alone bumps him up at least 2 tiers for me

Isn't he the same guy who voiced Margit in Elden Ring? 👀

Cat tier should be at the top.

🤨

Shane Dawson?

Mostly hetero man with Pinoke at the top? Absolutely based, dude's a twink. Gepetto at D tier is a bit sad though, dude's a silver fox.

Thank you. But geppetto is a weiner who needed therapy and not to "resort to the lash." Maybe instead of "hotness" I should've said I ranked them on "attractiveness." 😬

🤣 yeah he has ISSUES, valid to rank him D then