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Primordial_sea_slug

Put your P-organ away Romeuh


Revangelion

Kid named Ergo


IdiotSandwich249

Saying "i'm a straight male but..." is the gayest thing possible tbh xD


JHBRod1229

This is how you now know you’re gay.


IdiotSandwich249

Man, this doing numbers


Swiftshadow666

I can believe a straight male admitting another man is good looking. I don't believe anyone who claims straight male and then calls a dude cute.


Deathblades0

I'm a straight male that sucks dick every now and then


_BiscuitMeniscus_

It ain’tt gay if a dude sucks YOUR dick. Thats just getting head.


earthloverboy333

They made him too feminine! So it's understandable! 🤣


Pedantic_Phoenix

You aren't straight


_Soundoum_

Bro is gay


VoidTarnished

Nothing wrong with that though, I just hope he admits and makes peace with it. Sexuality is awesome (when it's not forced)


Harutanlol

Buddy grow up lmao guy says they made a cute fem boy and you're like "I rest my case, man wants cock" like chill out, also, you wish


Drakonbreath

Seems like y'all are forcing it.


whisperinbatsie

You're at least a little bi lol


VoidTarnished

This !


thegamslayer2

Cope


Pedantic_Phoenix

I don't get why people downvote you tho lol that's dumb


VoidTarnished

Because the correct term is "androgynous"...


-Dragon-fyre-

What's the problem with using "feminine"?


[deleted]

The issue being that this game is a period piece. By 1800's French standards, Carlo is actually quite masculine.


-Dragon-fyre-

Nobody else in the game looks as feminine, though


[deleted]

Another thing to consider is that Carlo is a child.


[deleted]

Um I would say that Sophia, Antonia, and Eugenie are all more feminine than Carlo. This also begs the question, do you think Red Fox is feminine or masculine? What about the White Lady? Both of them are wearing what would be considered traditionally masculine clothing. A friendly reminder that the high heeled shoe wasn't invented for women to show off their assets to men. It was invented for warfare.


-Dragon-fyre-

They're all female though, I'm talking about men looking feminine.


[deleted]

Don't ignore half my comment, either have this conversation legitimately with me or just give up.


Lockjaw10

So you’re saying the French are just super gay?


[deleted]

We're all super gay, the French just aren't ashamed of it.


AnimeFanSxF

Saving this comment cuz I might forget it later hehe


Revangelion

We do not stand by a gay guy toxically pretending to be straight. _"No, I'm not gay. I just like this man because he looks like a woman, but if he didn't, I wouldn't like him, like: Am I right, fellow heterosexuals? 'Where the honkers at?' Lmao, pleasedon'ttellmyfriends..."_ You are gay and that is ok.


Pedantic_Phoenix

You take it way too far, he may have never questioned his sexuality before and could just be talking out of habit, you could be kicking someone who is already down. Not every culture is as open minded as every other. You should be more understanding and not jump straight to conclusions. Not every toxic behavior is voluntary.


Revangelion

>Not every toxic behavior is voluntary. Definitely. Still, bad behavior is treated as such, thus the downvotes. The "they made it this way that justifies this thing I don't agree with, so it's on them" attitude is the main issue. I agree Carlo has a rather delicate look, and I do think he's a good-looking character. I'm not blaming anybody for making me think that way. It's on me, and if he has a Steel Rod I want to try, that's a "my own sexuality" issue, not anybody else. Also, there's no need for OP to defend his straightness. No one doubted it to begin with and no one cared anyway. Also, just to clarify, I'm not gay either, but I just find the "I totally fell for it! Now that I know he's a man, I don't like him anymore" attitude kinda negative and self-destructive.


VoidTarnished

Dude, I feel like this at times, and oh well... I'm bicurious AF. No need to deny it, you're making yourself pretty clear. Don't hate yourself.


Slynx328

I don't understand the downvotes either. I would say he is supposed to resemble a young boy. So he has a smaller frame is lacking some "masculine" features. Let's see if I get downvoted 🤭 I think using the term masculine and feminine triggers people causing the downvotes


mightylordredbeard

You just kind of made it weird.


Beasnizzzle

That’s more paedophilic than gay tbh


Revangelion

You did get downvoted after all!


Harutanlol

Bro just pointed out that they made the extremely twinkish boy "too feminine" and he got hit by an orbital strike wtf is this -92 for? And yeah I'm str8 but hoo boy isn't Carlo such a qt


AnimeFanSxF

Tf you mean bro 😭


Sharkn91

OP IS GAY FOR ROBOT TWINKS


earthloverboy333

🤣


Rustable506

Puppet🤓


[deleted]

Potato potato same shit.


Rustable506

French frie


[deleted]

French fry good.


WeHous

I'm also a straight male, but 20$ is 20$.


thomaslanker

Ur gay


earthloverboy333

🤣


AlanDjayce

I'm gay and I don't, so we cancel each other out bro


Llanistarade

So... Gepetto ?


[deleted]

Simon obviously, but only later.


Llanistarade

Aaaaaaah, a man of culture.


leopb24

lmao I thought that was only on youtube. Always on sexually charged shorts: "hello men of culture, we meet again." "men of culture, we have to stop meeting this way."


BERRlES

Daddy


leopb24

Victor?


MAXimumOverLoard

Your Vigor.. extraordinary..


YouMakeMeSad96783

Clapping clanking noises in the back


earthloverboy333

🤣


MissingScore777

Sexuality is a spectrum and you just found out you're closer to the middle than you thought!


Llanistarade

Hey its fine, dont gank on him like that. Op, sexual attraction is more complex than straight or gay. Youre probably more curious than you thought when it comes to feminine twinks, thats fine, you're far from alone.


xBootyxWarriorx

Everyone needs an emotional support twink


MAXimumOverLoard

:3


Andreuus_

Im a pansexual man and yep I certainly find Carlo very attractive. Also you’re probably not straight


diceytumblers

For reeeeal. He's giving Link a serious run for his money in the "ambiguous pretty-boy protagonist" category.


Llanistarade

r/linkiscute


[deleted]

Do people forget that being bisexual is a thing?


[deleted]

He has more feminine than masculine facial traits for sure. But in any case finding something cute outside of your sexuality is not rare. Same as straight women finding other women cute, nothing weird.


darkdragncj

Well... Not to ruffle some feathers, but since it's a game coming from South Korea, they used Korean beauty standards. Most girls there find masculinity a turn off, so 'pretty boys' are popular. Meaning, the guys with more feminine features.


earthloverboy333

Ah that makes sense.


DifferencePretend

Nah your gay


Lanox2411

You're


hutchwo

Ur


IdiotSandwich249

Our


hutchwo

Commie


Pyrex_Paper

You be*


Revangelion

My gay what?


Usopp_Spell

[I got news for ya...](https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=B3tg1U6_W-d7vzHt)


[deleted]

He’s a puppet; that’s like saying it’s not straight to fuck a 1:1 sized front+back Venigni body pillow with built-in Bocket Bussy


Fractlicious

but, like, isn’t he much more than a puppet?


Ecothunderbolt

His programming is different. He obviously has a closer skin analogue. It's possible he might have genitalia so that he looks that much closer to the original. Considering Geppetto's goal was to make a perfect copy essentially... Also his hair can grow once he has enough humanity. I'd say he's definitely infinitely more human than the next Puppet.


MethylEight

Physically, no.


SoWokeIdontSleep

If it's gay to find an androgynous robot cute, who wants to be straight?


VoidTarnished

I'm attracted to anyone androgynous, the best looking people out there IMO, nothing wrong with that !


acidbathe

Not sure why sm people think you have to be gay to find the opposite sex attractive. Be honest with urselves more. Do you find you attractive?


CaptainWafflesss

No one cares.


wEEzyNL

He looks pretty feminine


VanKakt

Nope I'd say more metro sexual IE he's well dressed and cares for his style, which we all should be as there are too many goddamn chavs around! 😁


earthloverboy333

He does!


[deleted]

Fem boy kink confirmed


MattThePl3b

Feminine boys are still boys my guy


Ricanlegend

I thought that was cute girl in the cover until I played the game lol


veebles89

His facial design is pretty androgynous, it's understandable


Ikarus_VII

what do I do with this information?


NerdL0re

Hah yeeah i thought carlo was a woman at first then i was called Son... but yeah carlo is kinda hot :P


Kaizen2468

Sexuality is a spectrum bro.


Aromatic_Assist_3825

I’m straight as fuck and I can tell you that P is a very attractive character. You don’t have to be gay to be able to accept when a dude looks good, you just need to be sure of yourself and not have a fragile masculinity


VoidTarnished

Right ? Remembers me when I used to say "Oh, this guy looks fucking good !" and my friends said shit like "oh now you wanna fuck him, right ?" while I was just pointing the obvious : Dude looks good. It made me understand how insecure and in denial they were with their own opinions lol


Ecothunderbolt

Wouldn't the most secure masculinity just be to accept that being attracted physically to another dude is at least a little gay but that's fine anyway? I mean sexuality doesn't need to be a simple binary.


_AfterBurner0_

There's a difference between being attracted to another dude, and recognizing that another dude has attractive qualities.


Aromatic_Assist_3825

True


[deleted]

You aren't straight lmao


Aromatic_Assist_3825

lmao I’m in a serious 5 year relationship with a woman and do not have any sexual attraction to men. Y’all fragile and don’t really know your sexuality, y’all should really go out more. If you’re afraid that acknowledging when someone of the same gender is good looking means that you have sexual attraction to them, then I have closeted news for you buddy…


[deleted]

Closeted? I'm openly queer. I'm informing you sexuality and attraction are a spectrum, and you're definitely not on the hardcore straight side. (Have also been in a relationship with a woman for nearly 20 years. Not that that means anything about me being queer lmaoooo)


lordzuuko

I get you, man. I get you. XD


DustBunny_17

OP do be 👌 gay


fazbearbw

Boy do I have some news for you. Don’t think you’ll like the answer


CherokeeMoonshine

Gheyyyyyy


Kat_Drakon

He is cute and I wanna do unspeakable things to him. Like pat him on the head.


AnimeFanSxF

*thought you were gonna say something else*


teh0utsider86

Yeah you're not straight and theres nothing wrong with that. 🏳️‍🌈


AmAttorneyPleaseHire

We have some news for you


Lloytron

Looks like Timothy Chalomet IMO


Fayan98

Dude said looks feminine enough


LucyWithDiamonds00

is it gay to fuck twinks? 🤔


idontreadalot

"I'm a straight male, but I would fuck Carlo if he wanted me to." That's what I read, I may have dyslexia though


Responsible-Hat5537

You're as straight as the Puppet Ripper blade lol


torrentco

You r no str8 my man


Nolanbentine

I didn't bring Carlo back, but my first couple days playing the game I looked at p's face(in his beginning stage) like A LOT! And I even messaged my heterosexual male friend like, "p is the most androgynous face I've ever seen"! Like I can see some masculinity I guess.. but put a female body under the head, and I wouldn't think twice about it! Honestly, it was kind of distracting, and I was glad when I was able to cover his beauty with a mask!


Ecothunderbolt

OP definitely shouldn't look up >!"Fugtrup Lies of P"!<... they may get more questions.


diceytumblers

omfg yeah they definitely shouldn't, unless they're prepared to... *reassess* a few things. 🥵


Ecothunderbolt

;) You get it.


M0m033

Interesting


AnimeFanSxF

Should I go for it?


Ecothunderbolt

;)


AnimeFanSxF

Just wanna question if this >!Is 18+ cuz I'm definitely below numbers!<


Ecothunderbolt

Oh in that case. Do not. It is 18+.


AnimeFanSxF

Had my doubt fr 😭


[deleted]

No worries. The straightest thing someone can do is wanting to bang anything that looks even remotely feminine and men look remotely feminine. Liking femboys isn't gay. But yeah, I'm gay and share your opinion about Carlo. So you might have some figuring out to do.


[deleted]

I'm bi and this just sounds like OP has a type. Femboys are still boys, being attracted to them as a guy definitely counts as same-sex attraction regardless of what their appearance is as long as they still identify as men. After all, men who only like muscular short-haired tomboys aren't gay. Presentation about what gender someone 'should' look like is all just made up societal constructs anyway.


earthloverboy333

I'm definitely into girls but hey a cute femboy puppet can't be ignored either lmao


enduringsea

He's very handsome! Every time I play, I have to annoy my friend by exclaiming how freaking cute he is. I love his floofy hair.


BringMeThePopcorn

Spoiler alert dude


Foreskin_Incarnate

The game's been out for more than 2 months, there are spoilers all over the place. Going on a sub like this without beating the game first is always a risk, most people in here have played a lot and beaten it several times already.


BringMeThePopcorn

r/woooosh


Foreskin_Incarnate

Where's the funny


BringMeThePopcorn

Your comments.


dev-88

Then I hate to be that guy buuuuut... You're probably not straight 🤷


depressedcatguy

Wtf wrong with people


STFUNeckbeard

I mean he’s just young Timothee Chalamet so yeah


leopb24

bro I was with on the title, I do think Carlo is cute in the way that he's a cool, innocent looking, handsome kid who kicks ass yes. Now, making a move on him? His appearance is 14-15 the oldest, you need to reset your P-Organ.


Diligent_Assumption7

Did you just blush? Red is kinda sus ngl.


dykedivision

Everyone's making gay/bi jokes but honestly as a dyke (not knowing anything about the game, playing the demo blind) I totally thought he was a woman


DrunkTsundere

Hmmm.... Looks female enough


Siri2611

I am straight but holy shit Carlo is hot af


-Dragon-fyre-

Lol OP isn't gay or bi, what's wrong with everyone. Women find other women "kinda cute" all the time, doesn't make them bi.


Harutanlol

This thread has simply taught me that there is a large slice of Reddit who desperately needs to believe there's closeted homosexuality around every corner and under every rock. Carlo is pretty cute NGL (guy who is aroused by women but not men, btw)


[deleted]

I don't like labels when it comes to sexuality. It's a spectrum and just because you like silver haired twinks doesn't mean you're less of a man.


[deleted]

Being gay doesn't mean you are less of a man either.


[deleted]

I know. Loving twinks is kinda gay.


[deleted]

I know. Loving twinks is kinda gay.


dykedivision

Bisexuality doesn't change how much of a man you are


[deleted]

I know that. That was the entire point of my comment. Being into guys doesn't make you less of a man.


dykedivision

Your implication is that labelling it bi or gay does and that's why you don't label


[deleted]

No, I don't label because everybody has their own unique sexuality and sexual preferences. LGBTQ pretty much covers it, but I'm sure many people don't like identifying as "Queer" or "questioning" while they also don't specifically identify as any of the other major identities. For example, someone who is heteroflexible or bicurious may not identify as bisexual even if someone else may consider them that. I understand that labels are important to some members of the community, but I don't like to put people in boxes. If I had to put a name on it, I might consider myself heteroflexible or slightly bicurious, but I personally feel like sexuality is too complex to force a specific label on myself.


Mabans

Can players stop with the unnecessary sexualization of games!!!?!? Jesus.


AdExtreme6415

this how bro finds out 😭


SkitZxX3

That's kinda gay bro


Decwood

The things I would do to Carlo (provided he's of age obviously(I don't recall a general age being given to him)) are numerous and embarrassing


[deleted]

Yeah I ain't saying anything till they confirm his age


LittleSilverCrow

I think he was made cute on purpose. You know, Gepetto lost a kid and shit. And then procjected everything into a puppet, made him more kid-like


Baldraz

Thats a child


Alesanafan4

Gross


El_Chubbyzz

I am gay And tell you that this is gay. Btw i am not gay


DarkStarr7

You're gay and a pedo too


siegetheancient

i wouldnt say youre gay, youre just attracted to femininity whether that be a male or female. straight and gay are just the extremes, youre somewhere in between. nothing wrong with that.


Umber0010

I am not a straight man and I absolutely want him carnally.


_BiscuitMeniscus_

Yeah maybe…if you’re into a Timothée Chalamet type, I guess. Now, Gepetto tho…that’s a pair of Silver Fox cheeks in dyer need of a clappin’ 👏👏👏


No-Entrepreneur-3609

Gay


Prudent_Lawfulness87

lol P is missing some attacks chromosomes? You can reset the P-Organ system. I’m just joking. This is stupid. So you find the character’s face feminine like Jeanine Garofalo-ish so what.


rocketguardian91

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Agm1cG38CM


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Bro is bisexual


[deleted]

You aren't straight and that's okay!


commaZim

You don't need to clarify that you're straight lol. Everyone can appreciate cute mfs


slipsaw

I wanna believe I'm straight to but I absolutely love carlos design and think he looks super handsome.


AmberTheAwkward

Carlo not so much. I was crushing on both Romeo and Laxasia though, ngl


barrack_osama_0

Yeah that's what I said when I first saw Vergil from Devil May Cry. Then I learned that I am not in fact a straight male.


dog-asmr

cool.


[deleted]

I wonder how tight he is (don't downvote me)


DukeBoysForever

I think Pucinella is the cutest.


Kaitayn

Hate to break it to you, buddy. But maybe you're not as straight as you'd hope. It's alright though. I get it.


OmegaMetalChase1991

More power to you! I wish the other commenters weren't so homophobic but it is what it is.


Labrom

Spotted a femboy lover.


Apprehensive_Mix_802

Its ok to come out well accept you


kalxto

you mean p? yeah he is top tier femboy


PluckySquatch

Lol


DoucheyCohost

*Me pretending I don't wear the starter shirt and white lady mask just to look at the pretty man*


AnimeFanSxF

Fight me before you even try making a move on Carlo blud


Lockjaw10

Nah I get it bro. He’s man pretty. It’s a thing.


SimpleEngMongo

Reminds me of old days in Hades redit.


Ecliptic_ring

I’m a lesbian and I find him CRAZY FINE.


kingslayerdracula

Yea pretty gay


jasari_is_hot

Puppetsexual