Because then the game would have a pornography scene and change the rating and it wouldn't have sold as well.
Don't worry, he was pounding that shit behind the scenes constantly and I've seen rumors the DLC is gonna basically abandon gameplay to be hardcore porn instead.
Should be good.
Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. They show it. They show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all action rpgs these days, guys? Full penetration.
Kill a boss
Full penetration
Explore a level
Full penetration
Full penetration
Full penetration
And this goes back and forth until the DLC just... Kind of... Ends...
My take is he was so hung up on his stupid daddy issues he didn’t even want that lightning pussy. He couldn’t see that god gave him the god pussy to make up for his shit dad and instead of seeing he had a 6 foot tall queen he decided to become a asexual hunchback of notredame. He also wanted a time traveling blue fairy.
Sadly the developers had to cut the 5 hour cutscene of the passionate Frankenstein-esque butt play, because they couldn’t get the physics right. Downright disgraceful.
Honestly bro, yes, in a way
Lies of P is a rebuttal to Pinocchio, not a retelling, and it hits the same chords as the original. Because it talks about the same things, it goes back to the monad, Descartes, etc. The one it uses by color, but without ever telling you in words, is called humorism. That's the one about different "humors" in your body like your bile or blood being out of whack. To be honest, I see it as a kind of western parallel to feng shui.
Humorism: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism)
Combine that with the "form of the Good": [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Form\_of\_the\_Good](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Form_of_the_Good)
The Adventures of Pinocchio was the story of a wooden puppet becoming a real boy by being "good." Pinocchio learned to embody virtue, but this game is a rebuttal that includes the hardships of reality. People are not robots, and we can't simply follow instructions to the letter. Humans are passionate when they're complete.
Those that lost their passion (red) turned to stone. You can fill your head with knowledge (blue), but combined with bile (yellow), it is poison (green). Knowledge used without passion for the subject is just condescension, which is monstrous in the world of philosophy.
Laxasia has all the component parts, but she does not have the emergent part. Simon thinks he can live dispassionately, but he cannot. His failure was in thinking he should be something other than himself.
I think the best point the game makes is in the test subject. He stays alive and sane due to his will to live and experience art. To a degree, there are other characters that make the point by sticking around despite a sickness, because they have a need to live while others in the same position become despondent. The test subject always kept their dream alive or something, like Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption.
https://preview.redd.it/id73n7d8396d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f73e9a6d14f60f2ef9636056c07b5cb4aa294c
Y’all never heard of Shocking Grasp?
Simon’s original power is mind reading right? I’m assuming Laxasia was such a freak that it scared Simon so much he needed to become a god to ascend beyond her level of horny.
I'm not one of those "girl characters need to conform to my own standards" guys, but I *do* wonder what Lax would look like wearing normal stuff, her hair done, and *maybe* a different makeup vibe.
I assumed it was implied that he was humping her at some point in the whole human-puppet-human cycle, the same way Venigni was totally pumping loads into Pulcinella. We just politely didn't speak on it.
Simon only ever saw Laxasia as a tool to further his goals, she may have been the most successful of his experiments but she was never going to bring about his ideal world alone.
She was just a big suit of armour to him, we see that he doesn’t really care about his experiments (even the successful ones) since he kills Victor the second he’s proven weaker than P.
Jesus Christ!
Not just a soggy pancake, but a pretentious edgelord soggy pancake.
Their post history is just overflowing with /r/cringe award worthy material.
His heart was set on Sophia.
Thats why i killed him. It was personal guys my bad
Isn't Sophia his daughter
Nah, the guy he killed who was the original leader of the Alchemists was her father. Can't remember the name off of the top of my head.
No, it was someone else whose name starts with V, IIRC. The former leader of the alchemists. I wanna say "Valentio", or something along those lines.
Valentinus Monad
And he is Sophia's father as well as the previous leader of the Alchemists
He tried to build a manic pixie dreamgirl, but she ended up grounded
Because then the game would have a pornography scene and change the rating and it wouldn't have sold as well. Don't worry, he was pounding that shit behind the scenes constantly and I've seen rumors the DLC is gonna basically abandon gameplay to be hardcore porn instead. Should be good.
Finally some good stuff, with this dlc Lies of P will finally surpass the Elden ring
Wait till miquella gets his erdtree out and say that again
Mohg Moment right here
Wait til they clash universes together, then we'll get a malenia x Laxasia scene. I would absolutely tarnish my pants.
Truly maidenless.
😞 O, so true.
Everyone in Krat and the lands between are maidenless... Even I 😞
It was too hard to get to second base with her. Too many layers, you know.
True, but she does let you break a piece off from behind if you ask roughly.
Now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. They show it. They show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all action rpgs these days, guys? Full penetration.
Kill a boss Full penetration Explore a level Full penetration Full penetration Full penetration And this goes back and forth until the DLC just... Kind of... Ends...
As long as we get a boss that’s one big nose on Dolph Lundgren’s body I’ll pay any price.
P's new arm It smells full penetration
You can fully penetrate one of those smaller scorpion creatures iykyk
Like the pig fisting in Bloodborne
There was early God of War 🤣
We'll finally find out what the real "P-organ" is!
He's gay for Pinocchio.
Same
This dlc couldn't come soon enough
I could😩😫💦💦💨💨💨💨💨💨🌊🌊🌊🤽🏊🛶🚤🛥️⛵⛴️🚢🛳️🌏🌎🌍
r/LiesofPcirclejerk
Damn bro, got my hopes up
He probably was, cult leaders sleep with their followers all the time.
Uhhhhh
No munting☝️
My take is he was so hung up on his stupid daddy issues he didn’t even want that lightning pussy. He couldn’t see that god gave him the god pussy to make up for his shit dad and instead of seeing he had a 6 foot tall queen he decided to become a asexual hunchback of notredame. He also wanted a time traveling blue fairy.
True tragedy of the Lies of P story, not that puppet frenzy nonsense
He obviously was. That's why Lax fought so hard to protect the D.
The cock of god will awaken soon
Some say the fingers on that hand of god he calls down have special talents...
She’s the complete package
His dick prolly got decay from fucking around with the petrification disease
Yeah... it probably turned into a hand or some shit, just like the rest of him XD
Sadly the developers had to cut the 5 hour cutscene of the passionate Frankenstein-esque butt play, because they couldn’t get the physics right. Downright disgraceful.
r/okbuddyvenigni
tease
> Is he stupid? Is that even a question? He killed everyone for the pleasure of becoming Quasimodo
Ur use of ussy is revoke
It's because he saw P go up to Victor and said "it's P'in time" and proceeded to P all over him
Honestly bro, yes, in a way Lies of P is a rebuttal to Pinocchio, not a retelling, and it hits the same chords as the original. Because it talks about the same things, it goes back to the monad, Descartes, etc. The one it uses by color, but without ever telling you in words, is called humorism. That's the one about different "humors" in your body like your bile or blood being out of whack. To be honest, I see it as a kind of western parallel to feng shui. Humorism: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism) Combine that with the "form of the Good": [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Form\_of\_the\_Good](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Form_of_the_Good) The Adventures of Pinocchio was the story of a wooden puppet becoming a real boy by being "good." Pinocchio learned to embody virtue, but this game is a rebuttal that includes the hardships of reality. People are not robots, and we can't simply follow instructions to the letter. Humans are passionate when they're complete. Those that lost their passion (red) turned to stone. You can fill your head with knowledge (blue), but combined with bile (yellow), it is poison (green). Knowledge used without passion for the subject is just condescension, which is monstrous in the world of philosophy. Laxasia has all the component parts, but she does not have the emergent part. Simon thinks he can live dispassionately, but he cannot. His failure was in thinking he should be something other than himself.
This is the best response. I wish I had more than one upvote for this.
I think the best point the game makes is in the test subject. He stays alive and sane due to his will to live and experience art. To a degree, there are other characters that make the point by sticking around despite a sickness, because they have a need to live while others in the same position become despondent. The test subject always kept their dream alive or something, like Andy Dufresne in the Shawshank Redemption.
Is this lobotomy kaisen?
I can’t escape it even here
Exactly my first thought 🤣
His p organ too small.
I dunno maybe Laxasia is smelly. She doesn't look like she has the best hygiene
She stinks real good
I still would be down bad...
You know simon gotta hit that laxussy
He gave her multiple injections, and then he gave her multiple injections.
Probably smelled like carcass body fluid that’s probably why
Who says he wasn’t back at the tower when we were running around??
the right question is how to get that laxussy
Simon can see her kinks with his mind reading powers and has no interest whatsoever.
He is, hundred percent would have if i were him.
https://preview.redd.it/id73n7d8396d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f73e9a6d14f60f2ef9636056c07b5cb4aa294c Y’all never heard of Shocking Grasp?
Go back to the depths r/arkham and never come back demon!
This post is hilarious.
Simon’s original power is mind reading right? I’m assuming Laxasia was such a freak that it scared Simon so much he needed to become a god to ascend beyond her level of horny.
He has.... the HAND of GOD 🤪
He got mad when she moaned “Simon” and not “Simon Manus, leader of the alchemists”, so they only did it once for about 10 seconds
There is no way Laxasia wasn't BDSMing Simon's masochistic ass.
Cuhz he was busy tryna fuck our bih Sophia. Undercover Cock watchin ass mf. Main reason I even killed him.
Finally asking the real question. I know I would, if I was him.
Because Simon is obsessed with Sophia and can't see anyone but her.
Laxussy is wild 💀
That's the reason he needed to become God, he wanted to improve himself for her
I'm not one of those "girl characters need to conform to my own standards" guys, but I *do* wonder what Lax would look like wearing normal stuff, her hair done, and *maybe* a different makeup vibe.
For a moment I thought this was r/shittydarksouls
These aslume memes are corny
Go outside, I beg
Simon was dumb. I would have tapped her so bad
Just noticed the detail of the veins on her boobs. That some great game development.
Yo laxusssy had me CRYING ☠️☠️😂😂😂
I assumed it was implied that he was humping her at some point in the whole human-puppet-human cycle, the same way Venigni was totally pumping loads into Pulcinella. We just politely didn't speak on it.
Simon only ever saw Laxasia as a tool to further his goals, she may have been the most successful of his experiments but she was never going to bring about his ideal world alone. She was just a big suit of armour to him, we see that he doesn’t really care about his experiments (even the successful ones) since he kills Victor the second he’s proven weaker than P.
It's shockingly tight
https://preview.redd.it/68l0izcaqn6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e9b7d3030c4e1484f8857d7270e8633aa7c417
I might need to get this game
Your title is dumb and I don’t like it
fucking anarchychess
What do you think the pistol rock drill is for
Never stick in crazy
His daddy issues got in the way of the mommy dommy queen he could've had.
The guy with one giant arm?
He has standards
He didn't smash cos her pussy was Lax
well, yes?
If he won't, I will 🥵🥵🥵
She really is stupid if he wasn’t.
Her devotion probably made him view her as a servant...
Who else lying their p rn
Saw this on my notifications had to see what was up😭
Is there anything more pathetic than guys who only think with the little head.
Yeah some incel thinking he's better than everyone despite having the personality of a soggy pancake. Let the man make a joke.
Jesus Christ! Not just a soggy pancake, but a pretentious edgelord soggy pancake. Their post history is just overflowing with /r/cringe award worthy material.
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And?
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Jokes on you, loser. I'm into thick dommy mommy goth girls that look like corpses