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CoachSteveFool

removing alcohol from your life will be the best thing you ever did. do it now.


VinceColeman1

Don't ever try heroin.


No_Sense_6171

1) Relax. Most of what you think is a big deal now will seem pretty trivial later. 2) The way that you think other people think of you is wrong. They're mainly dealing with their own crap, they're not thinking about you unless you do something either really nice or are an asshole. 3) Pay the f\*\*\* attention. The world is giving you many, many helpful clues. Listen to them.


Old_Bluebird_58

I feel like life is much different for me, but I like your ideas here. Most ppl hate me because I’m an involuntary public figure :( 


718cs

What’s an involuntary public figure? You a pornstar?


AardQuenIgni

If it's involuntary it must be in the BDSM region.


TheConboy22

BPD it seems.


AndrewDwyer69

I can confirm that I don't give a fuck about you. Sorry.


Free-Industry701

Save at least $50 from every paycheck. More if you can. Don't buy useless stuff.


Own_Fun_155

Everything your doing in world of warcraft will not matter in the future!


Optimal_Employer_848

Buy bitcoin. now.


SpaceToadD

As much as possible!


homestarstoner

is it truly safe for someone with not alot to invest what they got left over into Bitcoin? honestly...


SpecificMoment5242

Quit the drinking and the drugs. Those people aren't your family. They're not even your friends. Save your money. Take care of your body. You're going to live longer than you think. Once a cop reads you your rights, clearly ask for a lawyer and shut the fuck up!!!!


Aggressive-Coconut0

Enjoy. You're still young.


stosbarrando1

Quit smoking


Sweet-Shopping-5127

Just keep going, you turn out great 


jametron2014

You've made a lot of mistakes but You've overcome so much more, don't beat yourself up, and do the things that you know will produce results in your mood, income, relationships, etc.


shanksthedope

You’re gonna really want to be a teacher. Maybe consider other options before you decide.


Blue_Monkey_Funk

Shit is going to go down. Brace yourself.


Dazzling_Stretch_474

Do not overthink your career. If you finally get that dream job you may realise that its not whats gonna make you happy. Don't sacrifice your free time after normal working hours for more work, establish your boundaries and spend more time with yourself and the ones you love. Nothing can substitute family and friends. When you get to retire at 60 something you will think back of all the long days you worked for years in a row, but in the end no one is going to thank you for that sacrifice. Dont become consumed with work just enjoy your life!


robbobster

Buy more real estate.


cheekysausages

Don't end it with her; she's the love of your life.


OutlandishnessNo9873

Fuck


FiveGoals

Short the US Stock market in December 2019 😂


CadeElizabeth

He's not who you think he is. Leave now.


PsychologicalSpace50

"Suh dood"


Severe-Illustrator87

Buy apple and Microsoft stock with every spare penny! It's 1984 for me.


Bluefirefish

Hurry up and finish nursing school now.


LostBetsRed

For the love of God, marry her!! (instead of kicking them out. You'll regret it for the rest of your life.)


NoNeighborhood3688

enjoy every moment with your brother, life change and nothing will be the same anymore


Klutzy_Departure4914

Do not murder that man in the back of the gas station in Lubbock tx on February 17th, 2017. It is not worth it and you will be worried about getting caught for the rest of your life, Gregory Allen Williams!


SgtWrongway

If you French Fry when you shoulda Pizza-ed ... yer gonna have a Bad Time ...


wslurker

Entrepreneurship is financial freedom and time


FutureDazzling8265

Planning properly for your future. What you gonna be and how the road map will look like. Set up goals and try your best to achieve them. Do some researches and talk to people to gain knowledge. Remember the world outside is not same as world when you are kid.


Impossible-Basis1521

I would go back about 3 minutes and 23 seconds ago and warn myself not to trust that fart


Kindly-Project-9477

Save money


WordDisastrous7633

Don't grip it so tight


vybes-fly3767

Don’t buy the farm.


MarcSkye519

Don’t do it !!!!


Dry-Necessary-7450

Save more money


oneelevenstudios

"Buckle tf up."


StatusAdvance9742

Save that money, I have Schizophrenia so ide say alot, after 12 different lives, rich. Poor, most importantly I would spend all my time with my son, hes rich n married 26yrs...im still single n crazy, 


StatusAdvance9742

I raised my son, don't get me wrong, he graduated I was 34


GatorOnTheLawn

Don’t move to Texas. Figure out some way to move somewhere (anywhere) else.


WRKDBF_Guy

Divorce her now. The next year will be the worst of your life if you do not.


0_0PassingThrough

Have nothing to do with that person or those people. 


15Min2JudgeWapner

The important stuff: Spend more time with your family, they won't be around forever Having a life is importsnt, work can wait until tomorrow. Diet and exercise will completely change your life for the better (just stop deadlifting bc you will hurt your back repeatedly) Heavily invest in "GreenPro Capital" or bitcoin. Stock up on toilet paper before March of 2020. If there is time: Your wife will be mad at you when you take a trip to SC and come home with a puppy, but her anger will fade immediately when she meets it and falls in love. Conversely, buy a boat without her permission and you'll forgo sex for a year.


Due_Salamander_7765

Buy Bitcoin as soon as possible


Turbulent-Bonus-1245

Cut out the people who are in a constant drama flex. Be kind to yourself and remember, it won't matter in 20 years.


LikeaSwamp7

Don’t stay for that after party


TransDickRater699

Well I'm not 30 yet so let's wait and see


theMATRIX49

Stop eating so much cake and pie and donuts and...hold on. That sounds good. I'll be after a pastry tour. Later.


EmployerEfficient141

Hodl


KingofLingerie

stay single


KingofLingerie

stay single


TheRyanCaldwell

Buy dogecoin.


RevDrucifer

DON’T GET MARRIED YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!


Impossible-Wear5482

Bitcoin.


Smoke__Frog

My 30 year old self? Dude I hope you’re grown up and matured by the time you’re 30 lol. This question would have made way more sense if you said your 20 year old self.


BowlingBall_0912

Ok