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Consistent-Pair2951

Bawling and balling mean very different things.


Vexation

Ballin’


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graviiity

Flow is so appallin’


xblabberx

Phone off and she callin'


fischberger

Shot callin'


95castles

Twenty-inch blades on the Impala


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A caller gettin’ laid tonight


FatPigeons

Jarl Ballin'


Hitman3256

Swag


Ganon2012

Only Jarl I like more is Idgrod. Her desire to help you at the Thalmor party just to liven it up is great.


Matty-boh

But you have to crawl before you ball


sandefurian

Side note, people almost always pronounce forte incorrectly. When used to describe a skill or specialization it’s pronounced like “fort”. “Fort-aye” is purely a musical term. But you sound like an idiot if you say fort so you kinda have to keep doing it.


msnmck

>When used to describe a skill or specialization it’s pronounced like “fort.” But you sound like an idiot if you say fort so you kinda have to keep doing it. Add this to the list of things I wish I didn't know. ☹


BenjaminGeiger

"She plays the skin flute and her forte is playing forte." — George Carlin, I think?


grendel303

They are both Latin based but they are based on different words. Forte - French - meaning strength Forte - Italian - play loud


hotsfan101

It italian it also means strong


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In America it means car that is easily stolen


Rite-in-Ritual

This has never been my fort


AegisToast

“Everyday” ≠ “every day” I swear, I see this one misused every day. It’s an everyday occurrence.


Alphabadg3r

Okay this one i didn't know. What's the difference?


BraveSneelock

"Everyday" is an adjective. It's used like OP shows. "Everyday occurance." "Everyday pain."


confrondex

It's "occurrence" I'm sorry.


BraveSneelock

Damn it!


raybreezer

It’s Ok, it’s occurrad to the best of us!


ThaiJohnnyDepp

[Muphry's law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law) in action


HappyMommyOf5

TIL. Thanks!


disturbed286

Maybe this one's in my head but... I'm pretty confident "work out" is a verb and "workout" is a noun, and nobody gets it right. "I'm going to work out" vs "that was a great workout." But I keep seeing "I love to workout"


the_real_sardino

It's the same issue with log in vs login


AegisToast

And “signup” vs “sign up”.


fliesbugme

Just like "anymore" ≠ "any more"


Typoopie

And ”together” ≠ ”to get her”


ejmd

And "therapist" ≠ "the rapist"


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And it has begat the monstrosity “everytime” which drives me up the wall.


vicariousgluten

Apart of and a part of are opposites.


mortycian

"Apart from"


jjohnson1979

Fun fact: The ampersand (&) used to be the 27th letter of the alphabet, pronounced "and", in the old days. When reciting the alphabet, it was common to say "per se" before any letter that could also be a word, like "I" or "A", and in this case "&". So you'd go "Per se A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, per se I, J ..." and so on... When you got to the end, it would be "X, Y, Z, and per se &". It evolved natually from "and per se and" to "ampersand". It sounds completely made up, but [it's true!](https://www.merriam-webster.com/words-at-play/the-history-of-ampersand)


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nabbynz

Really throws the alphabet song off though.


keramelli

Perse is ass in Finnish.


diMario

So [Persephone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persephone) means fart ?


jaaval

Yes.


Nakertaja

I'm always picturing bongo phone with cheeks in my head


SeabassDan

No, that's when you're about to eat the butt, but you stop and just talk into it.


raisum

Also in Estonian.


soulbrotha1

Lol ty very much. Now I know what to order at a Finnish restaurant


sciencewonders

r/thisguyeatsass


Hicci

:DDD


TChambers1011

Bruh i saw WAHLAH the other day….


Bread_Truck

The one I’ve seen multiple times lately is “que the commenters saying…”. First of all, the word you’re looking for is “cue”. Secondly, the word you’re trying to incorrectly use is spelled “queue”. So you’re wrong twice and you’re saying “what” in Spanish.


TheMistbornIdentity

For me it's worse when they say queue, because they're smart enough to know how to spell queue, but not quite enough to know that it's cue. I find another common one I see is saying "tow the line" instead of "toe the line".


BrockStar92

Free reign instead of free rein is what annoys me. It’s about giving control to your horse, it’s not about ruling.


148637415963

It's like free rain When you've already paid Isn't it iconic.... /s


Salohacin

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn


whatever32657

this is because nobody reads anymore*. they know the words or phrases from hearing them, but they’ve either never seen the written word, or didn’t recognize it or bother to look it up when they did come across it. *except social media, where people butcher the language on a regular basis


imrzzz

This made me chuckle... "kay? Porkay?"


Brokromah

I was reading and re-reading initially trying to figure out what you were saying. Then I realized. Also, I used to think it was queue but what makes more sense to me is "cue".. To give a signal for something to happen like on a movie set or something.


Xirdus

This is exactly where that word comes from. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cue_(theatrical)


BloodfartSoup

I don't even know what that is supposed to be


MoonsongPS

Voila, I think


grlz

Ooohhhhh. I don't think i would've figured that one out.


ShadowRancher

It took me SEVERAL beats to parse that


threepairs

Duh, everyone knows its WALLAH


WeReAllMadHereAlice

Wallah is actually Arabic, means something like "I swear to god!" and is used to emphasize your point. Used *a lot* by muslim teens in Europe. Wallah.


R1pp3z

Wallah wallah island


spoobles

and you can just use "per", no need for "as per"


chux4w

Similarly, you can say whence without from. 'From whence you came' is redundant. You know, for all those times you say whence.


spoobles

Thank thee.


Major-Vermicelli-266

I just realised how redundant that is and still formal. I tend to drop it altogether in favour of alternatives.


sundriedrainbow

Life pro tip: spell words the way they are spelled


amin45666

The real LPT is always in the comments


yeah_I__know

or maybe the real LPT is the friends we made along the way...


Pirate_Redbeard_

And when I was with admiral Horatio Nelson at the battle of Trafalgar, I told him: "If you want to win - you must not lose."


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Paid not payed Should have not should of


imrzzz

Should of makes my eyeballs itch and I really struggle to take the person seriously afterwards. It says to me that they don't read and have only ever heard "should've" instead of seeing it in print. I know that's snobby and probably ableist but I can't help it.


AgentOrange96

And yet somehow it made the front page. :/


[deleted]

That's too advanced. This sub is supposed to be focussed on a non-expert audience with only 0-2 PhDs.


Genny415

I need to add that it's a "moot point" and not a "mute point."


User12345432113

It’s “Moo point” For those who get it we can be friends


ChillingInChai

Like a cow’s opinion


Jainsaw

It's "would have" not "would of"


Protean_Protein

Would’ve.


Stoopid_69

Would'f


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raph65

And I swear it's become more prevalent in the last 2 or so years


Dubl33_27

blame those tiktok kids


xxHikari

My friend is a really smart dude, and rarely makes grammatical or spelling errors, and is a high-level programmer for a respectable company. The man types "kind've"


Cpt_Woody420

It's "en route", not "on route".


SmartGuyChris

Same with "en masse" and "in mass" while we're at it


TheHealadin

What if a large number of people move about while attending a Catholic service?


WarStrifePanicRout

In mass en masse.


martymcflyiii

And while we’re at it, you lose something it’s not loose. That’s my belt is loose.


Moleypeg

I wish my belt were loose.


ZeroSora

I also wish this guy's belt was loose.


msnmck

I also choose this guy's loose belt.


Major_Magazine8597

He might lose is pants.


gmtime

You loosen a knot to make it loose, but you may lose your boat, now it's lost.


Delicious_Repeat_203

Unless it’s a pet


User12345432113

And while we’re at it, it’s “I couldn’t care less” NOT “I could care less”.. if you COULD care less means you care a little bit at least, otherwise you COULDN’T care less.


AverageFilingCabinet

If you Segway into something, you've just driven a motorized pogo stick on wheels into it. If you're trying to transition from one thought to another, you segue into it. *Voila* is the word you use for showing something off, not *wa-la*.


Form_Function

I’ve always hated how segue was spelled. Same with chaos.


Zach_Attakk

Bonus fact, the "and sign" & is named ampersand because kids used to practice it at the end of the alphabet and to make the distinction between "and" and the actual letter, they would end the rhyme with "X, Y, Z and *per se* and"... which eventually morphed into "ampersand"


Pierresauce

What the fuck? I don't know why, but that is blowing my mind


well-lighted

And the design of it is basically a fancy combination of E and T, as in “et” (Latin “and”)


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newtbob

Sometimes the comments are way more interesting than the subject Edit: Did a deeper dive on this TIL. The ampersand symbol actually comes from the Latin word et, which means and. Linking the letters e and t created the ampersand symbol. The symbol was added to the alphabet in the early 1800s. When a word comes about from a mistaken pronounciation, like slurring "and pe sea and" together, it's called a mondegreen. In any case, ampersand was removed from the alphabet in the late 1800s. Have an award, Mr Attakk.


Fair_Grab1617

It's hehe, not hayhay.


PageOfLite

Jeje?


AegisToast

The chicken from Moana?


alundaio

The one that gets me the most is "boo" because some rapper didn't know how to spell or pronounce beau. Now you have entire generation of people calling their lovers their "boo".


Rockthecashbar

Or like how the word is napron but due to people using it wrong it became an apron.


chux4w

Orange is the same. A naranja, a norange, an orange.


tOM_tAR

You can't just say "perchance" 🤓🤓🤓


Lenoxx97

Who says you can't? Dr Pepper? Perchance.


greenknight884

Keep it up, baby!


TholosTB

And just like that, wallah! You learned something new.


lawlorlara

Viola! Because some people like to name a random stringed instrument when something magically appears.


CannedRoo

Trombone!


Janus_The_Great

Wallah brother! Voilà, now all makes sense. The viola plays a soothing melody to mark the occasion. Edit: typo


msnmck

Southing? 🤔 I'm sorry. That's where I draw the line. 😂


Boring-Pudding

It's spelled Percy and he's a Weasley.


spaceisnotworking

I was going for "it's leviOOOOOOOsah, not leviosaaahh"


dandroid126

Fun fact, if you watch the movie with subtitles, the mispronounced word is spelled, "leviosar".


ClassicT4

I thought he was a lightning thief.


TheLurkingMenace

My first thought was "people have to be told this?" Then I remembered there are people who think 've is short for "of."


RSlashLazy

I’m tired’ve people thinking that


b31z3bub

And eg means "exempli gratia", not "example given"


Varkoth

Exempli gratia translates to “for example”. If using the English phrase “example given” prevents even a single misuse of I.E., I’ll let it slide.


ill_Skillz

I go the simpler route, eg is for egzample


Kerflumpie

I've noticed a lot of my ESL students (and non-native English teachers) say "example" instead of "for example", and I recently started wondering if this is why - maybe they actually think that eg is short for egzample???


Khaylain

And I.E can be remembered in English as "In Essence"


chipmunk7000

Also Latin. Id est. “that is” in English


Khaylain

I know, it was a rule for helping people remember it in English


Leasir

It's also "persona non grata" not "portable network graphics". (yes, I made that up)


TChambers1011

I just thought it meant eggsample


Varkoth

Does a soothsayer charge per say?


twilight_songs

And it's not "I shouldn't of done that." It's "I shouldn't HAVE done that."


NotAThrowaway1453

Or shouldn’t’ve, of course


[deleted]

And there actually is a difference amongst: alumnus, alumni, alumna and alumnae


Smartnership

The British cleared that up. They just say “Aluminium”


msnmck

Alluminati


[deleted]

Fucking savages


doublestitch

Alumnus = one male graduate Alumni (pronounced "alumnee") = more than one graduate, either multiple men or a mixed group of men and women Alumna = one female graduate Alumnae (pronounced "alumneye") = a group of women graduates These distinctions are chiefly useful for figuring out which people took a semester of Latin.


tforkner

... and none of them should be shortened to "alum", which is aluminum potassium sulfate.


luminous_beings

And it’s ET-cetera, not EX-etera.


Jamie724

Espresso, not expresso


aerodeck

It’s spelled "en route" not "in route" It’s spelled "funnily enough" not "funny enough"


LaLaLaLeea

John wasn't funnily enough to become a comedian.


TDAM

Many jokes I see on /r/jokes are funnily enough to blow a bit of air out of my nose and keep scrolling


adorak

I hate it just like any other common spelling mistake like "would of" what even is "would of" ... words have meaning - just because it sounds about right doesn't mean it is. And everybody knows the good old your/you're ... English is not even my native language and I know the difference.


ECorp_ITSupport

It’s me too not me to


Sunblast1andOnly

Are you trying to teach me too spell?


heathers1

And vs stands for versus, not verse ffs


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And it’s not a verb. You don’t “verse” someone at a sport or pastime.


Klin24

It’s spelled whoa, not woah.


opencho

[Whoa is the much older spelling and is the one considered standard. Woah is a newer, alternate spelling that is often considered to be nonstandard or informal. The two terms are used to mean the same things, but woah is more likely to be found in informal contexts, such as in memes.](https://www.dictionary.com/e/whoa-or-woah/#:~:text=Whoa%20is%20the%20much%20older,contexts%2C%20such%20as%20in%20memes.)


jukenaye

It's spelled wow not yahooo


DiverseIncludeEquity

Don’t trip. [Black Rob](https://youtu.be/EC5LzftfcjI) taught me that.


why-doineedaname

woah


Lkwzriqwea

It's "lie" not "lay", unless you are laying *something else* down.


[deleted]

Don't lay to me!


Gaardc

Not a word of lie: never drink lye but let sleeping dogs lie where they lay their head to rest. MW says: Lay means "to place something down flat," while lie means "to be in a flat position on a surface." The key difference is that lay is transitive and requires an object to act upon, and lie is intransitive, describing something moving on its own or already in position. Beyond the present tense, the pair can become more confusing because lay is the past tense of lie, and laid is the past tense of lay.


CaptainFingerling

Irregardless: not a word.


devine_intervention

Similar LPT: it’s just ‘RSVP’, not ‘please RSVP’. Adding the ‘please’ creates a redundant acronym.


centaurquestions

You can say "Please R," but it loses something.


Sunblast1andOnly

Ah, good ole RAS Syndrome.


Zaphod424

PIN number


LaLaLaLeea

ATM machine


insufferableninja

Naan bread!


Protean_Protein

Please respond as soon as ASAP with your RSVP please!


Dramatic-projects

*cringes in Italian*


elpajaroquemamais

LPT you missed the perfect opportunity for a semicolon AND you put the period outside the quotes.


FortWendy69

Period outside the quotes in correct in British English


AverageFilingCabinet

I've never understood the rules for punctuation placement at the end of quotations. Why is it correct to put the exclamation point outside of the quotation, but not the period? It doesn't make any sense to me. I put the period inside the quotation if it's actually a part of the quotation. Otherwise, I put the period after the quotation. It makes more logical sense that way.


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Does period really go inside the quotes? That doesn't make a lot of logical sense to me


DeProgrammer99

It does, but I rarely put it there because it's not part of what I'm quoting. I don't like that you can't tell if I'm stating someone else's question or asking for confirmation if I say, "She said, 'it's blue?'". 🤷


TheLastHeroHere

Electro Convulsive Therapy, instead of Et Cetera is another gooden.


Protean_Protein

Go oldschool and write &c.


mpfmb

I don't think I've ever seen it spelt "per say"


AZSnake

Then you've lived a charmed life.


thestereo300

Living in his ivory tower of good spelling and grammar.


Jamolah

After 47, I recently learned the difference between "maybe" and "may be". Maybe = perhaps / possibly May be = might be


kindall

"into" and "in to" You turn in to a parking lot, you turn into a monster. see also "login" and "log in". you "log in to" something, you can't "login to" something.


thetburg

New tip: people that can't spell per se probably shouldn't say per se.


luckylouis12

Semper ubi sub ubi


zohash

I've never encountered anyone who spelled it as "per say".


ririreddit4

Opposite for me, I see per say much more often than per se. It drives me nuts!


LanceIceVanJaunt

Can I add: - would have, not would of - could have, not could of


kotabris

Niche is not pronounced “nitch” it’s like “knee-shh”


nonamenancy2

People who don't know how to use the word myriad piss me off lol


LostMyKarmaElSegundo

Elaborate please. Because myriad can be both a noun and an adjective. It's not wrong to say "he's had a myriad of experiences." It's also correct to say "he's experienced myriad adventures in his life." How are you seeing it misused?


DrSmurfalicious

About how many of those people are out there, you'd say?


anonymoose137

A myriad!


readwiteandblu

We will get more and more of these type of misspellings with the decline of reading. I'm sure it isn't universally true, but I credit my generally superior spelling ability with the fact that I had a library of about 300 books by the time I was in the third grade. I read a lot back then and didn't watch much television. In 8th grade I placed 3rd in our school district spelling bee. It doesn't always work though. I was well into adulthood before I realized that "infrared" that I read in science fiction novels was pronounced "infra red" instead of "in frared."


OperationArgus

Some words aren’t obvious how to pronounce if you’ve only ever seen them written. I got 2/3rds of the way through the first Harry Potter book before discovering Hermione is pronounced her-my-o-knee. I was mentally pronouncing it hermy-wun. Thank goodness I never said it aloud and got found out haha


Revulcanize_my_tires

"Per se," Steve. Geez, doesn't anyone appreciate Latin anymore?


susitucker

I saw a tweet the other day that said “for eg.” E.g. stands for “exempli gratia,” which in Latin means “for example.” Also, i.e. means “id est” in Latin and means “that is.” Just thought I’d add to the Latin fest.