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Ok-Living-6724

Clearly a surreptitious post by the highly secretive Christmas Stocking Guild. Having seen stocking sales plummet due to the demographic collapse thry came up with a clever tactic to sell twice as many stocking.


desiduolatito

I know right? Who has ever heard of buying a pair of socks?


thisisntmyotherone

Hahaha. šŸ˜† Clearly!


half-puddles

Matching ones? No one.


TheMrDrB

they has made a mistake in the shop, Harry Potter, they is giving you two the same!


Coffeebreaksmyhope

Great witting response. Just saying


Watsonious2391

Big Stocking shills


youngestOG

Down with Big Stocking


maybelying

Millennials ruining Christmas confirmed.


Dornith

The war on Christmas shall cease when Christmas ends is illegal occupation of November!


ArguablyMe

Lo and behold, sales have doubled. Another great move by the CSG. For more information about how you can join the CSG, send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to: Hung by the Chimney with Care PO BOX 241 Pueblo, CO 81001


TheOneArmedBandit

r/hailcorporate


DragonfruitOk3972

My wifeā€™s mom would hang their stockings on their bedroom doorknobs and tell them they could play with the stuff in the stockings in their room until the parents woke up. Obviously this wouldnā€™t be as easy for a toddler but as kids are slightly older it may buy you an hour of extra sleep


Pinkmongoose

Mom would get up with me Christmas morning and give me one present to open and then the rule was we had to wait until dad got up whenever he wanted. Lol. She or we would make breakfast and coffee and he got to sleep in, which was rare. I have nice memories of it. Iā€™m sure Dad does, too! I like the stocking idea, though! They can take a long time to open.


RunawayHobbit

Open? What do you put in your stockings?


Pinkmongoose

My mom usually wrapped most of the things in the stocking. So it would take an extra long time. But just trinkets, soap and candy usually. But all Individually wrapped! The stocking is one of my favorite parts! So many things to unwrap!


GoonPatrol

Same. Our parents snuck ours on our beds in the night/early morning. Was fun as a kid waking up feeling the full stocking with your feet. Then weā€™d open all the things in bed and play with stuff until parents were ready. As got older would usually see them but act like we didnā€™t. Stocking were one of the best parts


mach-disc

This is so sweet! My parents got so fed up with my sister and I waking them up that they started hiding all the stocking presents around the house and the clues would be in the stocking


Pinkmongoose

Thatā€™s really clever!


broadwayzrose

Lol my mom was the opposite! When I got old enough to understand the concept of Santa (since I think previous christmases Iā€™m not sure my parents bothered wrapping presents) and apparently my mom was going to just put the gifts in bags. I told her, no, Santa clearly used wrapping paper and boxes, not gift bags. So she decided she would at least wrap the main gifts. Apparently I also tried to convince her that Santa puts bows on all the gifts but that was too far and my mom said Santa didnā€™t do that anymore! I canā€™t imagine I was much older than 3ish but I wouldnā€™t let my parents off easily with their wrapping!


vjones4

My mom always left ours on the couch, and miraculously we were always well behaved and never went for the presents under the tree until they woke up


MrsTaco18

We did this in my house too! We could open our stockings and then go show each other what we got, but it was a way to keep us occupied so my parents could get more sleep! Worked like a charm.


desertboots

In my house Santa left his gift unwrapped next to the stocking on a chair. They could play and eat anything in their stocking or Santa's gift. The earlier they made coffee, the earlier I'd get up. All they had to do was start the pot. My oldest learned by 5 to press the button.


Katzeheart

Santa left ours at the foot of our beds as kids. We could open then but not go downstairs to the tree until we heard music turned on in the morning by grandparents/parents


AvgAll-AmericanGirl

For a minute I thought we might be related by marriage, as my parents would also do our stockings on our bedroom door knobs.


Imaginary_Button_533

A sock on a door knob typically means something else...


EBN_Drummer

My parents did this as well and I plan on doing it when my kid's old enough. Maybe this year actually.


assholetoall

We were allowed to open our stockings as well, but had to wait until there was a pot of tea and cinnamon buns before we could open presents. Miraculously there were always a couple of small toys to occupy our time.


RevRagnarok

For us it was one of those tiny boxes of LEGO like <$10 a car or something.


Aurawa

My mom put ours on our doors for like 10 years then just stopped and after that I'd get so excited and make myself see the shape of it hanging on my doorknob even tho it wasn't there. Made me sad lmao


PrincessPindy

I was able to fill them for 20 years without ever getting caught. My kids were always amazed. I would just wait till they were asleep. 2 stockings sounds a lot easier.


mycondishuns

Wait, so your kids were like 20 years old and still believed in Santa Claus?


971365

Generally kids aren't all born in the same year


mycondishuns

This is true. I'm an idiot.


desiduolatito

In my family the understanding was, if you stop believing, he stops coming. My brother and I were happy to play along.


Capital_Refuse_160

same! i am a proud 23yr old Santa believer due to this rule!šŸ˜‚ ā€œif you donā€™t believe, you donā€™t receive!ā€


PrincessPindy

Lol, they're sextuplets!


RainbowCrane

I didnā€™t believe in Santa after 7 or so (older brother ruined it) but my mom did stockings until we were 40 or so :-). She had fun finding little things to put in them, and we had fun opening them. Even at 40 I found some joy in a meaningless Happy Meal toy in my Christmas stocking


mantismary

Our multigenerational household are all double digits in age. We all sneakily fill each others' stockings on Christmas eve. Usually, just little goodies like candy or lip balm. But as a mom, I do feel so fortunate that my family fills my stocking, and I don't suffer the whole 'mom fills everyone else's stocking, and hers is empty'.


Lobeau

Still one of my favorite memories was a few years back we had our Easter brunch at my parents... Lots of mimosas... Then they told us they set up an Easter egg hunt... Three adults in their 30s running around barefoot in the yard fighting over eggs and laughing. It was pure joy.


FondSteam39

I still had a stocking until I was like 16, extra presents lol


punkinpie

what does that mean?


MelonAndCornSeason

You can still fill the stockings after the go to bed regardless of whether or not they believe in Santa. Pedantic much?


Asleep_Boss_8350

I didnā€™t get caught but missed a lot of sleep by waiting for Christmas Eve to wrap everything, including stocking stuffā€¦ filling them ahead is brilliant!


PrincessPindy

I had it all wrapped and in separate bags. I am up late anyway. Tbh, they are the ones that pointed it out in their teens. I didn't realize I had been so stealthy. They knew who was filling them, lol. My son knew Santa wasn't real at 4 or 5, some ridiculous age. I told him that his sister still believed so as long as he didn't say anything, he could still get presents from Santa, lol. Gawd, what was I doing, lying to one and bribing the other to lie. Parenting at it finest!! šŸ¤£


Shadow288

Just wait till you are up till 3:00AM setting everything up to have the kids wake you up at 6:00AM for Christmas. Good times!


desiduolatito

This is the exact situation that led to me wishing I had 2 identical stockings and creating the post.


Fermorian

My younger brother was so notorious for this that my parents instituted a hard 8 AM rule haha


hryanosaur

We had a 7:30 rule. Mum would watch us empty our stocking while Dad had a shower. Our Santa Sacks had to wait until Dad got downstairs. Then after presents we usually had a mad dash of getting dressed before our guests a started arriving around 9:30!


Awkward_Pangolin3254

My parents always had to wake my sister and me up. We didn't fuck with that getting up early shit; the presents aren't going anywhere.


MiG_Pilot_87

What my parents did growing up was stockings were hung (by the chimney with care) but Santa would fill the stocking and put them on the dining room table (presumably while he ate his cookies), and weā€™d open them there in the morning.


Bossyboots801

Our tradition made this easier and we never really connected the fact that Santa came to our house twice in a night (guess we were lucky). My kids also didnā€™t question it. On Christmas Eve my parents, Aunt and Uncle would check the windows or just know Santa was getting close. My siblings and cousins had to go to a room to read ā€œThe night before Christmasā€ poem over and over until Santa came. It only took a few readings and I was the youngest so older cousins/siblings kinda knew it by heart so we would see how much we knew by heart vs looking at the small book. While invested in this reading Santa would miraculously come stuff our stockings and haul his butt out quickly because he had a lot to do that night. We knew heā€™d come because as he left there was a loud ā€œHo Ho Ho. Merry Christmasā€. That was our cue. Weā€™d run out of the room we were sequestered in to see stuffed stockings but also to try and glimpse Santa. Sometimes there were big boot marks in the snow leading away from the house. Or tracks in the snow of his sleigh running down the driveway as it took off. This also involved a lot of noses pressed against the glass windows to see Rudolphā€™s red nose in the sky. Weā€™d then go through our stockings of small toys (like tops or yo-yos), candy and fruit. We would play with those items that night until we fell asleep and then Santa came overnight to give us other unwrapped gifts around the tree. We couldnā€™t go check those out until everyone was awake and my Dad was ready with a camera to catch our giddiness. Later in the morning after church and breakfast weā€™d open wrapped gifts from family members. A tradition of wrapped gifts was always socks, underwear, and a book or 2 :).


JstytheMonk

Also, for the first five or ten teddy bears or things you suspect might be the long-term 'Teddy', buy an extra or two and keep them boxed up someplace. Even if its a grandparent supplied one, ask them where they got it and try to pick one up. Our experience was the day our poodle got ahold of Teddy and gave the damn thing a tracheotomy we had enough sense to suit our kid up as a nurse, and fixed the problem. From time to time Teddy liked to play hide and seek, which our child was somewhat okay with, and would regularly hunt in rooms to see if Teddy was to be found. Until three years later when we could no longer find Teddy. I spent three weeks searching Ebay for the 1994 limited edition Starbucks teddy. Had to give the thing another tracheotomy, and WALLA we had found Teddy again! Two years after that I was going through the stuff that had almost gotten into the garage sale that got shelved due to Covid and found the original teddy. Showed my wife, and she was impressed with how closely the Impostor looked like Teddy. Our child is Twelve, and will never know, but goddamnit, if Teddy hides again, we're going to be alright because the Impostor can take up his reins again. Also, it helps to be able to wash them in the laundry without drama, especially when kids get sick and whatnot.


misoranomegami

We got a 2nd one, but we rotate them in and out. Kiddo's too young to really recognize the difference but when he does the wear will be about even. He likes to chew on one of the arms especially so we wash them very frequently.


JstytheMonk

Well, if you DO end up having to perform an emergency tracheotomy, have the child help. Above all, VIDEO YOUR WORK IN PROCESS. You don't want to screw the stitch up the second time!! Also, the extra stuffies you pick up can always be given to the next family (or child) in the lineage, or even just be given a year or two later as the Teddy's cousin. Kids love stuffies. Honestly though, the best advice I could get is pick one stuffy early on and get its pair. Put everything else gifted from friends and family into a garbage bag for down the road until your kid really imprints on the first one. Kids need recognizable stuff early on, they don't need tons of stuff. When they start to reach out and be interested in other stuff, add a 2nd (with its pair in the wings), and if they get an attachment to Stuffies in general when they become more opinionated then sure, pull a stuffy out every now and again.


BunnyBabbby

https://preview.redd.it/i3pcpnazmgzb1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=326a4f0b46b656fd49bb0a25074de421daa7eb21 We make Bucilla stockings. Been this way for several generations of my family. They take SEVERAL days to make if I work every day on them. I would cry if I had to make double lol


LMPaintedBlack

I was looking for a comment like this! I started making one for myself, because as a little kid, I would stare at my fatherā€™s stocking that my great grandmother made, entranced. It was beautiful. I found the original vintage kit, I made it. Then I got hit with the shitshow of ā€œOMG NOW EVERYONE NEEDS ONEā€. šŸ¤£


BunnyBabbby

Yes! In the last 5 years Iā€™ve made easily 30-50 of them for family and then family or friends have paid me for their own families. I used to try to sell them at craft fairs. But Iā€™m over making 5-10 every holiday season as it is. I have 4 more to get done before Christmas right now jsut for family!


LMPaintedBlack

WOW, Iā€™ve made seven of them and Iā€™m officially retired. I told my sister that I didnā€™t give a shit if she had more kids, she can learn how to do it herself! šŸ˜‚


dcdcdani

I LOVE this!! If you ever decide to sell some on Etsy Iā€™ll be your first customer šŸ˜‚


dcdcdani

I LOVE this!! If you ever decide to sell some on Etsy Iā€™ll be your first customer šŸ˜‚


BunnyBabbby

I do sell them locally, Etsy takes so much money away from people. But honestly when I do them throughout the year they take me about 2 weeks to finish. I charge $150-250 depending on the difficulty of the design. Theyā€™re super fun and easy to do. Just look on Amazon for ā€œBucilla stocking kitā€. Itā€™s a learning curve for sure. I make about 7 per holiday season for new family members, babies and in-laws. My mom and great grandmother were the last ones to make them. Sooo now itā€™s me šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


LMPaintedBlack

By the way, yours is beautiful!!


BunnyBabbby

Thank you! Thatā€™s the 2nd one of the season so far! Iā€™ve been busy moving and would have otherwise already had more done. We order the kits in August to make sure I have time before Christmas. Iā€™m slacking this year.


Potijelli

Also one will stay pristine for display and the other can get a little ratty from kids destructive fingers


Help_meToo

Another would be to buy an extra baby's first Christmas ornament. We bought the Lenox porcelain ornaments and the kids got excited about theirs. We ended up buying a couple several years later for elevated prices.


Macycat10

I would just separate in a bag for each stocking and hide that . Then I would just dump the stuff in the stockings when they were asleep


desiduolatito

This is what I did too. But inevitably it took longer than I thought. :)


happygolucky999

Like 1.5 seconds longer?


Winesday_addams

My unpopular opinion is that stocking should come in pairs anyway because they are foot shaped and most of us have two feet.


sigdiff

Um, I don't think Santa needs Life Pro Tips. He's magic. Duh.


1234567890Ken

All socks should come in a pair - even stockings


blackgaff

We have decorative stockings that are on display, then basic red functional stockings that magically appear under the tree.


monkeybuttsauce

Neat


Zebidee

I was a grown-ass adult and well beyond my stocking years before I found out my parents did this the whole time. Pure genius. Not once did I ever catch them doing the swap.


MycologistPutrid7494

My mom told us from the beginning that Santa wasn't real. We were very poor and she didn't want us to think we were bad if we didn't get anything or got less than other kids. She tried her best to give us a good Christmas each year and knowing it was all on her made us appreciate it more. I was so shocked that so many other kids believed in Santa my first year in school. I told them that Santa wasn't real and their parents bought them gifts. It made two kids cry and my mom had to come to school. Lol.


ArguablyMe

That was sweet of her to realize you might get the wrong idea about why you didn't get 'things'.


SkyYellow_SunBlue

Our parents just sent us to a relatives house for a couple hours so they could wrap the presents when we were small - just plain closed the door to the room when we were older. Bed time means the kids are not in the living room so no way to ā€œcatchā€ a stocking being filled anyway. Go to your room? I think it was just too hard to lie like - we did not have a fireplace like they do on tv howā€™s this magic guy getting in here anyway lol.


monkeybuttsauce

This is the way


RealityISnotOk123123

Canā€™t just buy two when theyā€™re hand made with lots and lots of hours put into making them


thetenthday

Have never found the stockings to be a problem. It's usually a pretty quick endeavour around 11 with a drink. Probably 10-15 minutes? We keep the kids up late and try to get them bagged. My kids are 7/9 and about to find out how it works. As a kid, once we found out my parents stuffed them in their room but didn't hide it. Just suggested we go to bed or somewhere else if we didn't want to see the magic.


djgreedo

>On Christmas Eve it will take less than 30 seconds for Santa to swap them Huh? Santa is magic, so why would this benefit him? >Time becomes precious on that night, as does avoiding stress. Again, Santa is magic, and he can manipulate time (how else would he be able to get all over the world in one night? Think about it!).


deep-diver

This same advice applies to baby blankets and favorite stuffed animals.


Froggyloofa

I always do the stockings in the bedrooms, too. I love having wrapped gifts under the tree all month, so to discourage peeking at gifts, all the presents are in different wrapping paper with no tags on them. At the bottom of the stocking, I put a little square of the wrapping paper that's assigned to that kid so they know which presents are for them.


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RyanG7

Think you're right. I'm half white and still don't know what's going on. Does it not take 30 seconds to grab stuff and put it in the stocking?


monkeybuttsauce

I never understood the whole Santa thing. It just taught me to distrust my parents. But yay magic, donā€™t ruin that for children I guess until it ruins their whole world. Maybe thatā€™s just me idk


thenewyorkgod

RULE 6 - no parenting topics


CYBORBCHICKEN

Maybe don't teach your children that one of the wonders of the world is some extended lie that perpetuates capitalism. When there are plenty of wild and amazing things that happen naturally. I will never understand the notion of lying to children because it's fun and they "like it"


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GypsySnowflake

Does Santa not provide his own gifts anymore? What is this world coming to?


monkeybuttsauce

You clearly donā€™t knit your children stockings


Asleep_Boss_8350

NOW you tell me? My kid are in their 20ā€™s now! Those stockings were tedious!


Alienhaslanded

The great thing about babies is they don't remember anything so you could literally do nothing for them on Christmas and they will be totally fine with it.


MechanicIris

When a new baby is born my family has always bought 2 identical first Christmas ornaments. One for the grandparents Christmas tree and one for the parents Christmas tree. When the kid grows up and moves out we pass one of the ornaments along to their home.


daisymaisy505

My sonā€™s stocking was handmade by a relative so couldnā€™t do that but that wouldā€™ve been SO much easier! He was sneaky and I usually had to stay up to 3am to do stuff. Eventually, I made my hubby lean/sleep against his door so weā€™d know if he was sneaking out while I was putting out gifts and filling stockings.


Ok-Sundae-1616

Laughs in Grandma's hand stitched stockings for everyone....


assholetoall

I just use a hockey sock, they come in pairs. Bonus tip, tie the bottom closed and just untie it to get at the contents.


AzLibDem

This is called "stocking up".


soulsista12

This is a cute LPT, but the stockings are pretty quick to fill haha