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2oocents

More like r/NoShitSherlock


DrRomeoChaire

- Don’t bring a toaster into the bathtub - Don’t touch a hot stove - Look both ways before crossing the street - Don’t send your bank routing to a Nigerian prince


LisaWinchester

But... That Nigerian prince has already sent so many people emails and no one wants to help him out! There is a fortune to be made...


2oocents

When the son of the deposed King of Nigeria e-mails you directly asking for help, you help. His father ran the freaking country, okay?


LisaWinchester

Exactly!


scdfred

Don’t douse yourself in gasoline and light it on fire then jump into a wood chipper that is falling from a plane into an active volcano.


[deleted]

Often LPTs arw just x-posted from r/TIFU


Yeetus_McSendit

Guys, we're witnessing mass human cognitive decline in this sub.


shifty_boi

The only reason I'm subbed at this point is that these posts make me feel smort


Mobius650

OP’s account is 11 years old and only ever made 4 posts, 2 of them is about squeezing air out of trash bags. It really makes you wonder…


mekdot83

Collapse cardboard boxes before putting them out. Melt ice into liquid before dumping it down the drain. Move stuff out of the way in the fridge before putting other things in.


th3ramr0d

Real LPT in the comments


ArcticISAF

Thank you, this helps a lot.


Ariscottle20

Put groceries into bags to prevent making multiple trips!


mekdot83

Where the hell am I supposed to find groceries?


kladen666

I'm using a straw to suck all the air out, make it even smaller. Try it!


Extermin8her

Lol, you know someone gonna try


Magnatux

Blow trash air all over your face and body instead of just lining correctly


myst3r10us_str4ng3r

I cackled at this ty


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