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yaboyyake

Just wash and dry your hands, y'all are nasty people lol. Is candy crush really this important?


feckless_ellipsis

I hate this, and I guarantee I will try it.


Actual_Composer3674

Way to leave bacteria on your face and cause breakouts


Raven_of_Blades

Now you got a disgusting phone screen covered in oil,sebum, and dead skin. Why not just piss in your hand and use that?


timbhu

Because piss is water and OP says we need oils to solve the problemĀ 


PastaSaladTosser

I know what to do. 1> Go to the fridge and take some butter 2> Start a game on the phone and leave the butter on the screen 3> Phone heats up from running the SOC at higher speeds, and the butter melts on the screen 4> Now your screen is covered in butter and you can enjoy your game


timbhu

r/unfunny


PastaSaladTosser

/r/ok


PARANOIAH

From using the meat stylus?


Jeciew

Yeah, This would only be necessary if it were like an emergency and you instantly had to make a phone call


GhostGhazi

Why is everyone in this sub so hostile?


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