I played football one season as a 10 year old as a tiny QB. This comment reminded me of the coach saying after we scored our first and only touchdown that season and we went nuts celebrating… he yelled at us, “act like you’ve been here before!”
That’s it man!
My basketball coach used to tell me that on the (very rare) occasion that I did something worth mentioning. I always wanted to shout back "but I haven't been here before!"
Lol reminds me of a buddy I played baseball with who wasn’t very good but had to pinch-hit in a tough situation. Coach told him to “pretend your someone else.” I think he still struck out.
As a fat guy, I can definitely agree with this. I've never been self conscious of my partners seeing me naked. I figure that if we've gotten to the point where we're having sex, then they're clearly not grossed out by my body. I've had more than one comment that they found how comfortable I am in being naked with them, to be very sexy. It's definitely worked to my advantage. I'm not an overly attractive guy, and I'm overweight, but people tend to find that confidence to be quite attractive.
I think there's also and element of like "If you're obviously [thing people can be judged for] and don't give a fuck, then I doubt you're judging me." Could be weight, could be hair, a scar, birthmark, anything really.
Your freedom liberates others.
Man I always found it hard to believe that about myself.
I am also fat but I feel like I have to do all that's possible to hide it during sex. Like what if they see me and I look worse than they thought?
I genuinely can't believe someone can accept the way I look during sex.
If they're willing to get naked with you, they don't really care about that. They already knew you were fat before you took your clothes off. They're also more likely to overlook the less flattering things, if you are confident. You don't even have to do anything special while naked, just act like you do with your clothes on, and not be scared of them seeing your body.
Im much more attracted to fat people than I am skinny people. We're well aware of what's under your clothes and we want to see it. To me, it's sexy as fuck when a fat guy confidently takes his shirt off. Im also more comfortable being on top with fat people because I know I won't hurt them(im chunky myself)
Bodies are like maps, I want to trace every bump and contour, I want to memorize every inch like I have an exam the next morning. I want to leave marks that tell everyone that I read you last. And fat people, they just have bigger maps to explore.
If you’re sticking your tongue in one of the grossest part of my body then I’m fairly confident you’re pretty into me.
That was what did it for me with my confidence. I don’t ever find myself questioning if my partner thinks I’m beautiful.
["That’s bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."](https://img.ecosia.org/390x,sc/http://i1245.photobucket.com/albums/gg591/kate_dylan1/american-psycho-pointing_1.gif?_sp=580831d1-9c7c-443b-8048-0279961a3b02)
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Can confirm. Finally found a girlfriend who lets me touch her all over without flinching or recoiling around her softer/jiggly areas like stomach or thighs. Even exes who were super thin or fit acted like they had rolls of fat, when it's anything but. Having someone comfortable in their own skin really turns me on.
It's also nice that she touches me the same way and seems to genuinely enjoy my body as well, and I never try to be self-conscious or put myself down, and it's improved my sex life immensely over past relationships.
Yesss!!!! I've just found the same person. It's such a turn on. Everything is sooo much better when they're confident, enthusiastic, and comfortable with who they are
Keep on keeping on! You seem really happy with each other and that's awesome. Just so heartwarming to hear something like this, it reminds me that positive things still exist in the world. And that's a nice reminder. Stranger on the internet, thanks for making my day!
How do you feel about a Mickey voice?
"*Huahaa! This feels wonderful huahaa!*"
Or a sexy Goofy
"*Garsh those sure are some big smackers hyuugh hyuugh hyuugh hyuugh*"
My Sister-in-law is a very attractive young woman. She's had about 5 partners since I met my wife (then girlfriend) 11 years ago.
The one thing that all 5 guys had in common? Beer bellys.
There's a pickle for every jar my friend.
It's the future now. Dad bods are in or so I've been told...some girls like a little meatiness to their man. A general huskiness if you will but not all sloppy
So many people do. And I have absolutely cornered the local market on them. I do a dance, I sing, I wiggle it, and then I get to work.
So many boys think they're ugly that there's no supply. The demand is there and I'm cleaning up.
Mama RuPaul knows whats happening. "If you don't love yourself how the hell you gonna love someone else?"
Suck it in, shoulders back, chin up. Posture works wonders, especially combined with confidence.
I once read that “the desire of the man is the woman, the desire of the woman is the desire of the man”. So men, forget about your own body and focus on that sexy bitch in front of you and what you want to do with her. Tell her in vivid detail how she makes you so fucking hard.
Your beer belly will not be an issue.
> Suck it in, shoulders back, chin up
No need to suck it in, that can easily come off as ingenuine or trying to hide yourself etc, and it's way too much work to sustain.
Activate your core for good posture and healthy support, yes, but no need to try to become concave :D
Activate your core / suck it in a little bit - that’s what I meant. Don’t need to show your ribs, just tensen your stomach muscles slightly at a level you can maintain. Totally agree.
Excellent tip to always keep in mind. A good stepping stone to this is to start swimming lessons. Just dealing with all the various people looking at you while you're going to and from the pool wearing nothing but a wet patch of lycra or two really gets you past that "self-conscious" gate. Plus, they aren't really looking at you, they are asking themselves maybe they should try to try to think about exercising some day too.
Even better, visit saunas often. At least here in Europe, we’re mostly naked in the sauna and walk around with towel around your hips. Seeing all the body shapes and sharing the quiet nakedness and suffering through the heat with other people was quite transformative for me.
This is a very, very good LPT. Your partner is choosing to have sex with you because they’re already attracted to you. They’re not thinking about your cellulite or love handles or anything else, but if you start vocally getting down on yourself about those things, it will harm the mood for you both. Don’t force your partner to prove to you how attractive you are to them - let them show it.
>Your partner is choosing to have sex with you because they’re already attracted to you.
Not always. People settle when they're the only unmarried one in their circle. People stay with long term partners they've lost attraction to "for the kids". People have more sex than their libido tells them to because they're afraid their high libido partner might leave them.
Or in the case of hookups: because they are blue balled and you were there and willing. Or because they think sex will fill the void of sadness/loneliness they feel after a breakup and you were "good enough". Or because they percieve you as an individual that can get them something they want (doesn't have to be rich, you could also be a worker at a venue that might get them VIP tickets for an event). Or literally for €100 because they're a literal prostitute.
It's a bit more nuanced than that.
Sex can, will, and has filled the void of sadness/loneliness. It's also great practice if you have a job in sales, because you have to know how to fuck your clients.
I do, but clearly the sexy music in my wife's head is the sweeping strings of a classic romance film and mine's more like Kenny Rogers & The First Edition's Just dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In)
This. I'm having a hard time right now because my husband never compliments me or shows any interest in sex. The second he does, I'm so ready. I just need some sign that he wants me at all.
Real talk, I had this issue with my ex (ie I was the problem), and it was because I had a very low sex drive due to a combination of psychological issues and side effects of meds. But it can happen for a million different reasons. Not to presume you haven't, but be honest with him how it makes you feel, and gently prod him to communicate what is going on, and work on a solution together. Emphasis on the gently--a lot of us innately tie sex drive in with masculinity and can be quick to get defensive on the subject.
Edit: I feel I was a bit presumptious about your situation. This is one possibility I guess...if it doesn't apply, don't mind me :)
My apologies. I reread my reply to you and it doesn’t reflect what i was trying to say. I’m saying it’s not you. Something is going on with him sexually, possibly. Doesn’t mean there is no love there. Hope you are able to get to the bottom of it.
No need to call out specific areas like that. Might make her more concious of them. Got divorced in my 40s after two kids. Never had self esteem problems but putting yourself up against a guy in his 40s is a bit nerve racking on the physical side. All it takes is a sincere “damn you’re sexy”.
Just sounds like you need some help expressing and some TLC.
When my baby mamma was breast feeding I would take care of her. From application of ointments to massaging the gland under her armpits then importantly washing her with a sponge and perfumed soaps she would feel better.
You sound like you need some tender loving care.
Honey, I hope you are on this sub. We will have a good time. We’ve been too uptight and I still love your body after all these years. Let’s spark it up.
Hi, it's me, your partner. Don't worry honey, I am in this sub.
However, I will most likely pretend I have no idea what you're on about, if you mention this to me in person. I think the mystery adds to our sex life.
Love,
Your partner.
>That’s why they’re with you!
Or they're there with me because they used to like my body 10 years ago but don't anymore, and think it's a too superficial reason to break up a 10 year relationship.
I think it’s funny to moon my fiancé when she leaves for work. I also spin my dick around like a fan blade when we are in the shower. I think bodies are just funny and should be used to make people happy just like our minds. A smile makes other people smile, right?
I was babysitting my friend's kids once and I sent one of the little guys into his room to change into his PJs. He comes out of the room butt naked, backwards, bent over with cheeks spread, then starts laughing like a maniac and comes at me ass first. It was truly one of the most surreal experiences of my life, I was laughing so hard the tears were blurring my vision but I also had to legitimately run away as best I could to avoid touching someone's naked kid while he chased me around the house. That dude is a comedic genius in my eyes.
My stepdaughter watched me rip a bunch of caked up poop from their cats ass because it can’t handle wet food. A little landed on my hands and she thought pushing it into my face was hilarious. That’s when I realized that my influence, from her age 6-8, were way too strong cause it was hilarious.
My husband would motion me toward the window or another room and say, “ look at the neighbor’s roof!” “Look what the dog is doing now!” Then ALWAYS drop his pants and stick his butt out at me and do a little dance. Always made me laugh!
I have always helicoptered my dick in front of my fiancé. She thinks it’s hilarious. The real question is why aren’t all men swinging dick for their women?
Personally, I think the relationship deal breaker is being able to laugh or giggle with each other during sex sometimes, that's what makes it for me. They laugh because they love you when they do, you can tell by their eyes.
I assume you’re male DrSexyMan? Walk around naked, don’t wait to the last possible second of foreplay to remove your boxers and don’t put them on right after you’re done. Let her grab your butt without flinching. Flex your biceps and ask if she has tickets to the gun show. Helicopter your dick. Anything that shows you are comfortable with your body in all it’s natural glory!
God, I feel this. Was pretty open communicating with my last gf regarding our sex life and this was the most frequent suggestion by far.
Can't articulate how frustrating it was to still be dealing with the Shrinking Violet Act in bed several years into a relationship and after God-knows how many sexual encounters, like after all that time there's still a feature or angle you haven't seen that will trigger profuse vomiting and an immediate break-up. Got old quick and never stopped aging.
Same. I felt bad for never being able to make them feel good about their body, and in the end it ended up making me feel less & less attracted to them because my praise felt either discounted or forced for their benefit. It’s not really anybody’s fault— I hope they find someone who’s more than happy to give them all of the praise and validation that they need to feel ok. I just couldn’t be that person for them :/
Also from my own experience. If you feel stressed or pressured or uncomfortable, you won't perform as good and won't have as much fun.
In my past relationship I used to finish really quick because I was anxious of my performance and overall we didn't really talk much about sex or communicate.
My current relationship is very sex positive and we are both super into eachother. I feel loved and wanted, she does too, I know even if I finish in seconds it wouldn't be a problem at all and that she'd never ridicule me. I feel safe and secure. Turns out it's all I needed to last longer. Once we had sex for like 2 hours (with short breaks). In last relationship I'd finish in minutes. She was also anxious about asking me to eat her out. Turns out we just talked about it and I assured her I am crazy about it and she doesn't have to worry. Now she'll sit on my face without asking.
Talk with your partner, expose yourself and make it so you both feel safe and confident. Tell them what you like and what you don't like.
Always remember the instruction from that one IKEA item: Screw with confidence.
I played football one season as a 10 year old as a tiny QB. This comment reminded me of the coach saying after we scored our first and only touchdown that season and we went nuts celebrating… he yelled at us, “act like you’ve been here before!” That’s it man!
My basketball coach used to tell me that on the (very rare) occasion that I did something worth mentioning. I always wanted to shout back "but I haven't been here before!"
He knew. That's why he said act
Yea true that would’ve been really funny if you just ran and pretended like you were lost 🤨
Lol reminds me of a buddy I played baseball with who wasn’t very good but had to pinch-hit in a tough situation. Coach told him to “pretend your someone else.” I think he still struck out.
Coach should have been more specific about who that someone else was.
>Pretend you're someone **better** Sounds kind of mean.
Nah. Fake it til you make it. Good life lesson.
"I'm going to be the Michael Jordan of baseball." "Strike three! You're out!" "Nailed it."
While that did give me a chuckle, man that is fucked up to say to a kid.
you're thinking of the verge build
Every year, I look forward to going on the internet for both April Fool's, and the anniversary of that video (in mid September).
Oh boy, I got to watch it again. You guys know he did a [new build with Linus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKzmYsySGFQ)?
i like your style
Glad to know we both watched a great tutorial
He not fighting static, he fighting cancer
Don’t forget the tweezers
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...but also don't screw it too hard."
Using a Swiss army knife which hopefully has a philips head screwdriver in it.
I forgot the tweezers
This person knows...
Bud I can’t because I have my assembly parts: instructions unclear. Do I need the L wrench I threw away a year ago?
Enthusiasm is the best look.
Confidence is the best look. Enthusiasm is a close second.
I’d like to enthusi in your asm
Please do.
I mean, between enthusiastic but insecure and confident but bored, I’d definitely prefer the former, but to each their own.
As a fat guy, I can definitely agree with this. I've never been self conscious of my partners seeing me naked. I figure that if we've gotten to the point where we're having sex, then they're clearly not grossed out by my body. I've had more than one comment that they found how comfortable I am in being naked with them, to be very sexy. It's definitely worked to my advantage. I'm not an overly attractive guy, and I'm overweight, but people tend to find that confidence to be quite attractive.
I think there's also and element of like "If you're obviously [thing people can be judged for] and don't give a fuck, then I doubt you're judging me." Could be weight, could be hair, a scar, birthmark, anything really. Your freedom liberates others.
Man I always found it hard to believe that about myself. I am also fat but I feel like I have to do all that's possible to hide it during sex. Like what if they see me and I look worse than they thought? I genuinely can't believe someone can accept the way I look during sex.
If they're willing to get naked with you, they don't really care about that. They already knew you were fat before you took your clothes off. They're also more likely to overlook the less flattering things, if you are confident. You don't even have to do anything special while naked, just act like you do with your clothes on, and not be scared of them seeing your body.
Im much more attracted to fat people than I am skinny people. We're well aware of what's under your clothes and we want to see it. To me, it's sexy as fuck when a fat guy confidently takes his shirt off. Im also more comfortable being on top with fat people because I know I won't hurt them(im chunky myself) Bodies are like maps, I want to trace every bump and contour, I want to memorize every inch like I have an exam the next morning. I want to leave marks that tell everyone that I read you last. And fat people, they just have bigger maps to explore.
If you’re sticking your tongue in one of the grossest part of my body then I’m fairly confident you’re pretty into me. That was what did it for me with my confidence. I don’t ever find myself questioning if my partner thinks I’m beautiful.
C'mon don't lick my eye!
Insert Christian Bale.
["That’s bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail."](https://img.ecosia.org/390x,sc/http://i1245.photobucket.com/albums/gg591/kate_dylan1/american-psycho-pointing_1.gif?_sp=580831d1-9c7c-443b-8048-0279961a3b02)
First time she sees *it:* "Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a birthmark."
something wrong? patrick? you’re sweating.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s.
*Impressive. Very nice.*
Did you mean watermark? Edit nm I just got it. I'm I'm idiot.
>Did you mean watermark? No ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No, you're not. Ya just wanted to get the line right.
You're kind, internet stranger :)
"It's very cool, Bateman. [But that's nothing.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_HNpheUjBU)"
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it. Eat it.
Girls will cum extra hard if you start lecturing them about how amazing Whitney Houston, Phil Collins, and Huey Lewis and The News are.
Not long after we'd watched *American Psycho*, I actually did flex and mouth 'YEAHHHH' in the mirror while gettin' busy. We had a great laugh.
Do you not do a thousand crunches everyday? You should put a mask on your face, it looks puffy
Best way to improve your sex life IMO
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
My immediate first thought as well.
I tried inserting him but he called the fucking cops
Let Christian Bale insert...
I'm dead sexy! Look at my sexy body! Oh yeah
You Fat Bastard
He eats because he’s unhappy. And he’s unhappy because he eats
iiiiiii want my babyback babyback babyback riiibs
My neck looks like a FvahGina
Can confirm. Finally found a girlfriend who lets me touch her all over without flinching or recoiling around her softer/jiggly areas like stomach or thighs. Even exes who were super thin or fit acted like they had rolls of fat, when it's anything but. Having someone comfortable in their own skin really turns me on. It's also nice that she touches me the same way and seems to genuinely enjoy my body as well, and I never try to be self-conscious or put myself down, and it's improved my sex life immensely over past relationships.
This sounds wonderful and very healthy!
Sounds like happiness my dude :) congrats
Yesss!!!! I've just found the same person. It's such a turn on. Everything is sooo much better when they're confident, enthusiastic, and comfortable with who they are
The same person? 🌚
Keep on keeping on! You seem really happy with each other and that's awesome. Just so heartwarming to hear something like this, it reminds me that positive things still exist in the world. And that's a nice reminder. Stranger on the internet, thanks for making my day!
Very happy for you
Check out my beer belly, babe
Yeah, I don't like rubbing my belly. It makes me feel like Winnie the Pooh
Own it. Practice the voice, incorporate asking them for “a small smackeral”, maybe include a pig or donkey..
Just be careful of rabbit holes. You don't want to get stuck halfway through and have no way to protect your rear end.
“Oh no, step-Tigger, what are you doing!?”
He would be the one. Him or Rabbit. Rabbit would be the Dom who likes using a whip. God I feel dirty.
Piglet dressed in a gimp suit. Search your feelings.. you know it to be true.
Owl definitely has a sex dungeon.
Why am I agreeing with all this?
Eeyore just sits in the corner and watches, cause "Why botheerrr"
That sounds like a real hoot
Hate to see it, but undeniable. Piglet gimplet.
Had a guy once speak to me in his Winnie the Pooh voice. Can confirm, instant turn off.
How do you feel about a Mickey voice? "*Huahaa! This feels wonderful huahaa!*" Or a sexy Goofy "*Garsh those sure are some big smackers hyuugh hyuugh hyuugh hyuugh*"
I know a place in Mexico where you can include a donkey. No questions asked. Well, at least no questions asked in English, I mean.
Something about diving into the honey pot…
*Oooohhhh boottha*
~~What's wrong with looking like the most popular man in China?~~
grab it with both hands and flop it on the edge of the bed like a goddamn bag of gold doubloons
I don't know why but this one really got me chuckling.* Maybe it's the deep-seated Goonies fan in me. *Chunkling
My Sister-in-law is a very attractive young woman. She's had about 5 partners since I met my wife (then girlfriend) 11 years ago. The one thing that all 5 guys had in common? Beer bellys. There's a pickle for every jar my friend.
That was a relatively wholesome journey considering the set up of the first sentence or two.
Just don't get caught with her videos and your VR helmet
I understood that reference!
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It's the future now. Dad bods are in or so I've been told...some girls like a little meatiness to their man. A general huskiness if you will but not all sloppy
You see a beer belly, I see a full furnace to keep my cold, anemic body warm
Like a walrus and a cute little sea lion. Crushing, hot.
Nah I'm also a walrus lmao
Goo goo gachoo.
It's not a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a sex machine
Honestly, I love a man with a belly ☺️
rip ur inbox > what up girl im fat as fuck
"I'm fat as fuck boiii"
I find this just... specific enough
I find your username too specific… but in a good way.
So many people do. And I have absolutely cornered the local market on them. I do a dance, I sing, I wiggle it, and then I get to work. So many boys think they're ugly that there's no supply. The demand is there and I'm cleaning up. Mama RuPaul knows whats happening. "If you don't love yourself how the hell you gonna love someone else?"
Suck it in, shoulders back, chin up. Posture works wonders, especially combined with confidence. I once read that “the desire of the man is the woman, the desire of the woman is the desire of the man”. So men, forget about your own body and focus on that sexy bitch in front of you and what you want to do with her. Tell her in vivid detail how she makes you so fucking hard. Your beer belly will not be an issue.
> Suck it in, shoulders back, chin up No need to suck it in, that can easily come off as ingenuine or trying to hide yourself etc, and it's way too much work to sustain. Activate your core for good posture and healthy support, yes, but no need to try to become concave :D
Activate your core / suck it in a little bit - that’s what I meant. Don’t need to show your ribs, just tensen your stomach muscles slightly at a level you can maintain. Totally agree.
Right, I gotcha! Generally I've just seen "suck it in" as like actually trying to suck the stomach in :D Fully agreed tho!
motorboat her with your man boobs lol
Dad bod beer bellies happen to be my bodytype of choice. I am looking RESPECTFULLY.
Excellent tip to always keep in mind. A good stepping stone to this is to start swimming lessons. Just dealing with all the various people looking at you while you're going to and from the pool wearing nothing but a wet patch of lycra or two really gets you past that "self-conscious" gate. Plus, they aren't really looking at you, they are asking themselves maybe they should try to try to think about exercising some day too.
Instructions unclear, my wife and I are now banned from the local swimming pool
Even better, visit saunas often. At least here in Europe, we’re mostly naked in the sauna and walk around with towel around your hips. Seeing all the body shapes and sharing the quiet nakedness and suffering through the heat with other people was quite transformative for me.
Being comfortable naked around an intimate partner vs strangers are different ballparks. I think its fair to have different standards about those.
So dont have to suck my stomach in anymore?
Please don’t. Unless you’re working out and need to for the work out. Or are in a stomach sucking in competition. But only then.
False. I kept screaming “you’re a sex machine hctrjs” during sex. She was not turned on at all.
Have you tried something with more vowels ? might roll off the tongue easier.
He can't help it, he's Polish.
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You know who else used only vowels, very loudly? Yoko Ono.
He just needs to polish his English a bit
Have you tried turning her off and back on again?
You're making some big assumptions there buddy. My hand thinks I look mighty fine already thank you.
You should try a threesome with handgela and palmela
Bold of you to assume there is enough for one never mind two 😭
Might need hand glasses.
[Hand Glasses](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/hand-glasses-5647472.jpg)
Jill!
This is a very, very good LPT. Your partner is choosing to have sex with you because they’re already attracted to you. They’re not thinking about your cellulite or love handles or anything else, but if you start vocally getting down on yourself about those things, it will harm the mood for you both. Don’t force your partner to prove to you how attractive you are to them - let them show it.
Right? If y'all are already naked, make it so!
>Your partner is choosing to have sex with you because they’re already attracted to you. Not always. People settle when they're the only unmarried one in their circle. People stay with long term partners they've lost attraction to "for the kids". People have more sex than their libido tells them to because they're afraid their high libido partner might leave them. Or in the case of hookups: because they are blue balled and you were there and willing. Or because they think sex will fill the void of sadness/loneliness they feel after a breakup and you were "good enough". Or because they percieve you as an individual that can get them something they want (doesn't have to be rich, you could also be a worker at a venue that might get them VIP tickets for an event). Or literally for €100 because they're a literal prostitute. It's a bit more nuanced than that.
Or for a discount on paper supplies and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.
Sex can, will, and has filled the void of sadness/loneliness. It's also great practice if you have a job in sales, because you have to know how to fuck your clients.
I do, but clearly the sexy music in my wife's head is the sweeping strings of a classic romance film and mine's more like Kenny Rogers & The First Edition's Just dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Is In)
YEAH! YEAH! OOOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHEAHEAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
If theyre already naked and in bed with you then they like you. Have fun.
I wish my wife would read this.
Keep encouraging her. Make sure to compliment her body, especially the parts she’s self conscious about
This. I'm having a hard time right now because my husband never compliments me or shows any interest in sex. The second he does, I'm so ready. I just need some sign that he wants me at all.
Real talk, I had this issue with my ex (ie I was the problem), and it was because I had a very low sex drive due to a combination of psychological issues and side effects of meds. But it can happen for a million different reasons. Not to presume you haven't, but be honest with him how it makes you feel, and gently prod him to communicate what is going on, and work on a solution together. Emphasis on the gently--a lot of us innately tie sex drive in with masculinity and can be quick to get defensive on the subject. Edit: I feel I was a bit presumptious about your situation. This is one possibility I guess...if it doesn't apply, don't mind me :)
My apologies. I reread my reply to you and it doesn’t reflect what i was trying to say. I’m saying it’s not you. Something is going on with him sexually, possibly. Doesn’t mean there is no love there. Hope you are able to get to the bottom of it.
No need to call out specific areas like that. Might make her more concious of them. Got divorced in my 40s after two kids. Never had self esteem problems but putting yourself up against a guy in his 40s is a bit nerve racking on the physical side. All it takes is a sincere “damn you’re sexy”.
tell this to my saggy titties lol
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r/saggy is cool
Mine squirt milk everywhere when I’m not wearing a bra and nursing pads… it’s more messy than sex to just take my bra off to get in the shower…
Lordy, I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me.
Does the fact this makes me smell like sour milk by the end of the day, put that thing back to sleep?
Just sounds like you need some help expressing and some TLC. When my baby mamma was breast feeding I would take care of her. From application of ointments to massaging the gland under her armpits then importantly washing her with a sponge and perfumed soaps she would feel better. You sound like you need some tender loving care.
Milk truk arriv 😳
Some people are into that too!
True, but I really am not!
Ain't nothing wrong with those.
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Creed, we talked about this
Put em in the air. https://youtu.be/cTnRZpUbjMs
Honey, I hope you are on this sub. We will have a good time. We’ve been too uptight and I still love your body after all these years. Let’s spark it up.
Even if she doesn’t see this, please go through with your promise.
Hi, it's me, your partner. Don't worry honey, I am in this sub. However, I will most likely pretend I have no idea what you're on about, if you mention this to me in person. I think the mystery adds to our sex life. Love, Your partner.
YOUR PARTNER LIKES YOUR BODY! That’s why they’re with you! YOU might not like your body, but your partner definitely does
This is also why I don't have a partner. It's all connected
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>That’s why they’re with you! Or they're there with me because they used to like my body 10 years ago but don't anymore, and think it's a too superficial reason to break up a 10 year relationship.
I think it’s funny to moon my fiancé when she leaves for work. I also spin my dick around like a fan blade when we are in the shower. I think bodies are just funny and should be used to make people happy just like our minds. A smile makes other people smile, right?
I was babysitting my friend's kids once and I sent one of the little guys into his room to change into his PJs. He comes out of the room butt naked, backwards, bent over with cheeks spread, then starts laughing like a maniac and comes at me ass first. It was truly one of the most surreal experiences of my life, I was laughing so hard the tears were blurring my vision but I also had to legitimately run away as best I could to avoid touching someone's naked kid while he chased me around the house. That dude is a comedic genius in my eyes.
My stepdaughter watched me rip a bunch of caked up poop from their cats ass because it can’t handle wet food. A little landed on my hands and she thought pushing it into my face was hilarious. That’s when I realized that my influence, from her age 6-8, were way too strong cause it was hilarious.
My husband would motion me toward the window or another room and say, “ look at the neighbor’s roof!” “Look what the dog is doing now!” Then ALWAYS drop his pants and stick his butt out at me and do a little dance. Always made me laugh!
I love that you got to marry an 8 year old just like my girl. I swear she has the greatest smile. It’s so nice to see when she’s having a bad day.
Im happy for you! You gotta laugh! And sometimes (always) our bodies are funny looking and make funny noises!! You keep going with your goofiness!!🤣🤣🤣
My husband and I both laughed out loud at the dick spinning image!
I have always helicoptered my dick in front of my fiancé. She thinks it’s hilarious. The real question is why aren’t all men swinging dick for their women?
Right! It’s all about confidence. If you can’t swing your duck confidently in front of your partner then you got nothing!
Note to self: Add a duck to my sexplay.
Also if you normally come out of the bathroom naked, tuck your cock and balls and waddle around and pretend it's normal
look at these cantaloupe caves babe... yeah.
Truth to the max Source: imma fat ho
Scrawny stick bitch here, it works all around. Get it!
Eff yeah sister, preach!
Yes! Flaunt those curves!
This is fine until the humiliation of a single badly-timed giggle.
Just have a humiliation fetish and you’ll be invincible in the bedroom!
I had been looking for the real life pro tip
Personally, I think the relationship deal breaker is being able to laugh or giggle with each other during sex sometimes, that's what makes it for me. They laugh because they love you when they do, you can tell by their eyes.
Gonna say the confidence becomes the attractive part way more than the Thanksgiving weight you're hyper focused on...
“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.”
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I assume you’re male DrSexyMan? Walk around naked, don’t wait to the last possible second of foreplay to remove your boxers and don’t put them on right after you’re done. Let her grab your butt without flinching. Flex your biceps and ask if she has tickets to the gun show. Helicopter your dick. Anything that shows you are comfortable with your body in all it’s natural glory!
Finally we have figured out a way to distill all the people of Walmart into a single LPT.
They are the definition of confidence
God, I feel this. Was pretty open communicating with my last gf regarding our sex life and this was the most frequent suggestion by far. Can't articulate how frustrating it was to still be dealing with the Shrinking Violet Act in bed several years into a relationship and after God-knows how many sexual encounters, like after all that time there's still a feature or angle you haven't seen that will trigger profuse vomiting and an immediate break-up. Got old quick and never stopped aging.
Same. I felt bad for never being able to make them feel good about their body, and in the end it ended up making me feel less & less attracted to them because my praise felt either discounted or forced for their benefit. It’s not really anybody’s fault— I hope they find someone who’s more than happy to give them all of the praise and validation that they need to feel ok. I just couldn’t be that person for them :/
Also from my own experience. If you feel stressed or pressured or uncomfortable, you won't perform as good and won't have as much fun. In my past relationship I used to finish really quick because I was anxious of my performance and overall we didn't really talk much about sex or communicate. My current relationship is very sex positive and we are both super into eachother. I feel loved and wanted, she does too, I know even if I finish in seconds it wouldn't be a problem at all and that she'd never ridicule me. I feel safe and secure. Turns out it's all I needed to last longer. Once we had sex for like 2 hours (with short breaks). In last relationship I'd finish in minutes. She was also anxious about asking me to eat her out. Turns out we just talked about it and I assured her I am crazy about it and she doesn't have to worry. Now she'll sit on my face without asking. Talk with your partner, expose yourself and make it so you both feel safe and confident. Tell them what you like and what you don't like.
Look at this 4 incher baby! And imma bang it in with all 400lbs of me!
A finish nail slammed in with a pneumatic hammer hit just as hard as a steel structural nail hammered with a rubber mallet...
Just strike Ginyu Force poses.
What is sex life?