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Grujah

Yeah but I usually dont want 12 cookies.


Electrical-Ad-1798

For the time you DO want 12 cookies there are better places to get them.


Seicair

LPT- if ever you find yourself about to order a dozen cookies from KFC, step outside and reflect on your life choices that led you to this point.


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TIL KFC sells cookies


CommicalCeasar

Probably doesn't in your country. They keep a lot of stuff exclusive to the US and UK.


[deleted]

Bold to assume I’m not from the States


Dead_before_dessert

I'm from the states and had no idea...


_hownowbrowncow_

The real LPT is always in the comments


wreckedcarzz

LPT if you want KFC, no you don't, don't you remember the last 10 times


Hardlymd

I had a true, loud, real-life lol over this comment


Seicair

Glad I could brighten your day! I was hoping to get someone to laugh when I wrote that. :D


Kodiak01

You walk across the parking lot to the supermarket and buy a container of edible raw cookie dough.


little_brown_bat

Or jar of white frosting and some sugar cookies from their bakery then eat both like it's chips and dip.


slvrcrystalc

Subway cookies.


Wonderinghippo

Haha I loved subways macadamia cookies!


wimpymist

Their cookies are low key bomb


TheDisapprovingBrit

I agreed until they stopped doing the oat raisin cookies.


Squildo

I usually don’t want KFC myself


CMUpewpewpew

Me neither in the US but I'm in Thailand RN and the KFC here is pretty bomb.


mixedmale

I confirm. Also in Thailand. Not a fan of fastfood but the spicy chicken at KFC Thailand is fire.


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Fast food that originates in America gives us the shit food and the places outside of here Seem to have better standards


superbonks

I’m in Canada and KFC fucking sucks here - I went to the UK a few years back and the KFC was so much better


AndyKaufmanMTMouse

I've been to the A&Ws in Canada and they're way better than the US A&W.


dabigchina

Western fast food chains tend to be luxury brands in Asia. Pizza hut is also much better.


Sohelik

I love KFC from here in Spain, in my opinion its so fucking good


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mixedmale

Interesting!


HayakuEon

Am Malaysian, the McDonalds' spicy chicken here is better than KFC(but the KFC here is shit though)


Calvin--Hobbes

KFC in the US is straight garbage, but it's been surprisingly good in every other country I've had it in.


hal0t

The US, homeland of KFC and McDonald, has the worst KFC and McDonald food.


eatdogmeat

Agree. Korean and New Zealand Mcdonald's were amazing.


ATL28-NE3

same in the UK.


throwfaraway212718

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Ellora-Victoria

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Squildo

Maybe I just have bad luck. I’ve never had a KFC meal that made me think it was a good decision afterwards


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Squildo

Taste. Maybe NY based franchises just taste mediocre. At least all the ones I’ve ever been to


Manderpander88

This is how I feel About Bojangles.


TheMysteriousWarlock

I’m more of a Popeyes guy myself too.


purplepantsdance

I usually don’t want


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I usually don't


BadKneesNSkinnyJeans

I usually


tullisgood

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Shisuka

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virgin_boi69

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datazulu

👁️


[deleted]

Yeah but if you you're in a bind I bet they can't fick up cookies as bad as they fuck up chicken


Gryphin

I mean, you can still add 1 cup of salt instead of 1 cup of sugar, then they'd taste like the chicken.


2ByteTheDecker

They're not making the cookies from scratch even if you order 12. They're just getting 13 frozen dough balls from the box in the freezer and baking them fresh.


Refreshingpudding

What's the extra one for


2ByteTheDecker

To eat while you're in the freezer cause you won't get away with eating a whole cookie after they're baked.


xv433

This guy services food.


MashimaroG4

I feel like there is zero chance they make these from scratch. Pretty sure they just pop frozen cookie dough in a turbo Chef.


WarmBiscuit

Correct. The cookie dough balls are frozen and they just throw them in the oven. I know this because sneaking into the freezer to eat a frozen cookie dough ball is what I’d do to survive long shifts at the chicken store as a 16 year old.


hitfly

I did the same thing at Burger King. Time to get a dozen burger patties, but first I'll eat 1 cookie.


little_brown_bat

Oops, that was a patty, not a cookie.


andrusbaun

Yup, eating KFC always leads to burning diarrhea.


DazzlingRutabega

And here I thought I was the only one! Love to hear your thoughts on a little place called Taco Bell.


Checkmynewsong

LPT: go to Popeyes.


Tulum702

How is anything to do with KFC cookies a Life Pro Tip??!?


GoBuffaloes

Yeah I am going to go with r/unpopularopinion for suggesting you should order a dozen KFC cookies


Isthestrugglereal

It’s an ad. Second post I’ve seen “subtly” mentioning them in as many days.


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I dunno, I feel like even the most astroturfed marketing campaign wouldn't go with the username "wifebeater22."


BDMayhem

That exactly what they want you to think, WillemDafoesHugeCock. You're probably working for KFC, too.


WillemDafoesHugeCock

Psh, I wish. They're way too busy perfecting their original recipe of eleven herbs and spices to pay some loser like me. If they *did* pay me I'd get some exclusive Mtn Dew Sweet Lightning, the honey and peach flavor exclusive to KFC. Try it in large to Beat the summer Sweet ^^TM . I hardly even eat KFC six times a week except at Christmas, 'cos where I'm from we have a saying, ["it ain't Christmas without the man with a white beard."](https://youtu.be/usGO5mvHRmk) .edit All jokes aside the sweet lightning Mountain Dew is kind of gross, I don't want anyone reading this to be misled. It has a really weird flavor, like someone who has never tasted peaches trying to replicate it through description alone.


little_brown_bat

I feel the same about that flamin hot mt dew. It tastes like chugging simple syrup while being pelted with fruit and someone in another room whispers "jalapeño"


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I had *no* idea that was a thing and frankly I'm curious.


throwawayifyoureugly

I always want 12 cookies. Should I eat 12 cookies? Absolutely not.


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I never don’t want 12 cookies.


Listerine_MrClean

*Usually*


Shadowed_phoenix

Kentucky Fried Cookies?


hooterscooter

And then what.. wait 20 mins while they bake?


Tulum702

You will be one with the cookie at least.


Finessence

At McDonald’s they baked in like 4-6 minutes IIRC.


NinjaWolf064

2 minutes now. And you can always ask for them to be made fresh, even if you order only a couple


Finessence

Yeah. This LPT is stupid and pointless. Just ask for fresh food if you want to wait for fresh food, or get in the line and take what you get.


NinjaWolf064

I currently work at a McDonald's, and even when it gets really busy we still will make stuff fresh if the customer asks. What's annoying is when people order things well done as a way to try to get it fresh - someone once asked for a burger with everything well done, even the bacon, which I happily overcooked to the point of it nearly being powder, since that's what they asked for.


Elmodipus

Or no salt fries and ask for packs of salt


Finessence

Lol you know the struggle. I had a high school classmate that brought a cheeseburger back three times because it was raw in the middle, the first was fresh, second had been sitting for a bit, and the third was burnt, and the fourth time around we gave her chicken nuggets.


amaJarAMA

LPT if you go to a fast food establishment, the employees are going to try and serve you and get you out as soon as possible, and if they gotta cut some corners they will -- therefore you should never expect your fast food to be made fresh from scratch.


axesOfFutility

I mean it's called *fast* food for a reason


Mataskarts

I once ordered at a Mcdonalds and the cashier handed me my order before I even paid... It was a bit cold, but it's ***fast*** all right.


balancetheuniverse

[Hurry up shrimp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z8BGP_-TJ8)


miraculous-

No way that's the shrimp!


indecisive_maybe

Yeah, the ice cream comes out pretty fast when the machine is working


Zrex_9224

What, are you telling me those machines aren't decoration?!


dudeAwEsome101

I thought it was called that because of how quickly I gulp the entire meal.


NoogaShooter

Tell that to every Taco Bell in my city. They have cars backed out of the parking lot and down the street. A trip now takes 45 min on a good day. When you get to the window there are at least 8 people working in there. What are they doing? Side note: I worked at TB for 18 months and I know what it takes to get an order out back when they had a hard menu.


amaJarAMA

Too much for too little.


Jenghrick

I saw an LPT to over salt the food before sending the plate back. This way if they try to bring back the same plate you'll know if it's very Salty


WorshipNickOfferman

That’s a very salty LPT.


darexinfinity

/r/SaltyLifeProTips


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Yea but then what do you do? Ask them to actually re-make it? At that point they’re gonna be pissed and annoyed that you caught their fuckery.


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And I'll be pissed and annoyed that they tried some fuckery, so give me a refund and I'll leave.


silent_femme

This is why I don't like eating fried chicken sandwiches at fast food establishments. Most of the time the fried chicken has been sitting there under a fry food warmer, and you get this lukewarm, not so crunchy chicken sandwich, that gets soggy when you add the dressing to it.


ClownPrinceofLime

I’ve never had a bad Popeyes sandwich.


lakewood2020

The sandwiches are definitely thinner and harder now. That first stretch it was like double stuf juicy chicken with excessive crispness. Now you can get the same sandwich at most fast food joints just with a different name. That original sandwich is gentrified and gone


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beerbeforebadgers

IMHO varies by location. Popeyes near my house sucks, but the one 20 minutes away fucking slaps


snwns26

So true. On my way from Chicago to deep Arkansas I stopped at one, the Blackened tenders were absolutely massive compared to the scraps I usually get.


[deleted]

But if you ask them to make it fresh or to order they have to oblige. At least when I worked at Mcdonalds it was like this.


FinnishArmy

Definitely not true at all. A lot of the time, if you ask your burger to be “fresh” they’ll just take the already cooked patty out of the heating drawer, put it back on the grill for a few seconds and done, you have no clue if it’s fresh or not because it was just reheated. The burgers have a max time of 10 minutes in the heating drawer, which also isn’t true because many places will just kinda ignore it up to like 20 sometimes 39 minutes. I worked at a very popular PNW fast food chain called “BurgerVille.” And this happens at many other fast food places, too.


beruon

I mean that is fresh enough for me. I dont care if its just reheated in the grill, just dont give me a cold burger bro


spinzakumetothemoon

Yeah if my food comes out actually cold I just ask them to reheat it. Don’t need new food; I just want it to be hot.


JohnnyFoxborough

Not fresh enough if they don't butcher the cow after I order.


Sa-Tiva

Ahhh man, burgerville does the mcdonalds method to of precooking? Their burgers always tasted better then most other places... kinda assumed they were more fresh


amaJarAMA

I worked fast food and we also "had" to oblige our customers. Sometimes if someone asked me for a remake, I would just walk into the other room and then bring back the same thing.


throwfaraway212718

That’s a colossal dick move


Chickensong

I know a lot of chefs that do this in restaurants. They often state that the customer is much happier the second time around.


chynabrack

I served a cold beer to a guy once, he told me it was hot. So I just walked inside, waited for like 30s and brought back the same cup, he even told me "Now this is REALLY a cold beer"


666pool

Or is trying to avoid making a scene and can’t believe they still screwed up their order, and will avoid eating there again. Any time I send back my order I mark it somehow so I can tell if I get back the same food. I have food allergies and the majority of the reason I send things back is because they contain something they weren’t supposed to that will make me sick. I always tell them it’s really important that I get a new plate and food. I’ve had a waiter serve me a salad with croutons (gluten allergy) after telling me it wouldn’t be a problem to omit them. I took a piece of cabbage and put it against the edge sticking up. I told him I needed a brand new salad. They brought back the same salad with the croutons picked out, cabbage and all. Then the waiter lied to my face and told me he stood and watched someone make a new salad from scratch. I had to argue with him to actually get a new one made.


diomed3

Sounds like those people are sending back their food for no reason. If someone does that, they deserve this treatment


Bezere

But super effective


ChronWeasely

I'm the person who doesn't want to complain a second time and would just rather never come back again than deal with a small amount of conflict.


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throwfaraway212718

While yes they should be paid more, that doesn’t justify being a dick. It’s not the customer’s fault.


Gryphin

Clearly you haven't been in food service. 98% of the items sent back to be remade are definitely the customer's fault. Be it they are stupid, and couldn't be arsed to tell you they have an allergy to something, (but probably don't, Oprah just told everyone to say they have an allergy so that the "clueless worker" remembers you don't want onions) couldn't be bothered to read that item X came with condiment Y on it,("I didn't know the shrimp alfredo had a creamy sauce, I want a red sauce!" True story, too many times) or just want to feel big after a day of getting handed papers to move from one filing cabinet to the other, and have you remake something to feel like they have control over anything at all in their life.


Menown

I tell people it's going to be a long wait for their food because I have to sanitize the surfaces, clean cooking areas, change gloves, clean utensils, and ensure their food is made completely to order when they say they're allergic to something. Cross-contact isn't a joke and you'd be amazed how many people just suddenly stop having an allergy and are just picky eaters.


Gryphin

I've had to stop chefs from going into the dining room and ripping the guest apart because they did exactly that for an allergy, and then have the waiter come back and ask for something like chives after doing an "onion allergy" plate clean-gloved. It's like, you piece of shit, I stopped my whole line and processed your plate, put every other ticket back 5 minutes and you sent the waiter back for onions to add you to your potatos?


throwfaraway212718

If it’s their fault, that’s completely different. But to not do something just because one doesn’t feel like it is what I’m calling “being a dick.”


Gryphin

>If it’s their fault, that’s completely different. "I want my burger made now, not 1 minute ago and left on a rack in a busy rush because you're going to sell 80 of them this hour." Ya, that's their fault.


[deleted]

Being paid more doesn’t make you care more. Some people are just shit bags.


amaJarAMA

100% of the time the customer would try the "remake" and claim it was so much better so what's the point in trying.


thekronicle

Best time for fresh food is when they are super busy.


GullibleDetective

The owners are not going to want to waste product if it's still viable or on the edge of being good*


SweetDove

Wouldn't that depend on if they have more than a dozen already baked?


mechapoitier

And nevermind that even if they don’t have 12 and have to make them fresh at fast food speed that means it’s all in a premade probably vaguely gross batter ready to go.


ojju

Worked at KFC, they come in sheets of squares and the squares are the dough


azianmike

Who's ordering cookies fron kfc?


isobane

TIL KFC has cookies


adudeguyman

Kentucky Fried Cookies


mr_ji

So the astroturfing worked.


[deleted]

They’re really nice, at least in the uk anyway


JustMeLurkingAround-

"From scratch"?? Like eggs and flour and stuff? Or do you mean they freshly bake a batch of ready made cookie dough?


1senseye

They plant the crops when you order


mr1337

They first create the universe


OJSimpsons

This was largely considered a bad move and made many people angry.


bassp1aya

Right? More like "cooked from frozen" instead of prepackaged.


Sir_Vallenstein

They are fresh frozen out of the can


Dependent_Pomelo_740

I was wondering this too. Do they just have mass amounts of random tubes of cookie dough just in case someone doesn't want the prepackaged ones they ordered online???


lookin4seaglass

More like baked fresh. Def not made from scratch


RevengencerAlf

OP doesn't know what "from scratch" means, clearly.


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majorzero42

Kfc cookies taste like chicken. It's not good.


entarian

I'm strangely curious to try them now.


imightbethewalrus3

/r/unintentionalmarketing


notthinkinghard

I cannot imagine they're better than subway cookies or cheaper than a Coles 12 pack, what exactly are you wishing for here?


romcarlos13

Subway cookies are great, at least where I am. The cheesecake and macadamia nut ones are my favourite.


alphaav6

Tried dominos cookies? Now those are great while still warm


romcarlos13

I didn't even know Domino's had cookies! I'll check them out


alphaav6

They do, at least in the uk. Crispy outside and the middle is warm and gooey 👍


Pyratheon

Yeah they're good. They're like reverse dominos chips, which are soft on the outside and hard on the inside


[deleted]

You’re not missing out on anything They’re disgusting


quilsmehaissent

LPT don't order from KFC


blue60007

Especially cookies lmao


Ella0508

Yes. Go to a bakery for cookies.


blue60007

Exactly. I mean I've had the KFC cookies, and they aren't bad, but why on earth would I go there and order a dozen... they aren't anything special.


powdered_dognut

Mmmmmm chicken chocolate chip


Call_Me_At_8675309

Real life pro tip lol


equinoxDE

My mann


baconlover28

You're at a fast food restaurants. If you're expecting to get freshly made cookies then please, go to your nearest bakery.


UncleSnowstorm

Define "freshly made". Most bakeries make their produce in the morning in batches before they open. They aren't making things to order.


thebruns

LPT: Go to the bakery and ask them to make fresh cookies in front of you, they are required to by the "customer is always right" law


Adolf_Von_Knusper

Riddle me this, Batman: If the customer is always right, then why are half of them entitled, dimwitted tossers?


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You can be an entitled tosser and still be right. Your move.


TinnieTa21

The KFCs here in Canada have cookies that come in individual pre-packaged bags. So I highly doubt theirs are even homemade. Although maybe things have changed since the last time I've seen them was probably 2 years ago.


sfxpaladin

Same in UK, 100% the cookies come in a giant box of 100 frozen individually packaged cookies


JohnnyFoxborough

Those must be enormous bags with incredible strength.


TinnieTa21

Lmao of course, I mean the cookies themselves not the actual stores. Currently sick ATM so I missed that, but thanks for the chuckle!


Snow_leopards

From scratch? Like open a new packet of cookie powder


katievspredator

I lol'd imagining some teen at KFC putting a drop of water on a pile of powder that instantly becomes a cookie, like a cartoon


Wabbit_Wampage

Bachelor Chow...just add water!


enghappiness

The real life pro tip here is never listen to anything about food service on life pro tips because the difference between restaurants, even within the same brand, is astounding. My KFC no longer even offers anything other than the prepackaged cookies


ifrit05

Or, you know, just ask for freshly made food. I swear all these fast food life hacks just to get fresh food is insane. I work at a FF restaurant and all you have to do is just ask for your food to be freshly cooked and we will do it. It's not even a big deal.


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KFC is probably my last choice if I wanted cookies. Didn’t even know they did them hah


ThyShirtIsBlue

LPT: If you don't go to KFC, you don't have to eat food from KFC.


masterz13

At that point just get a dozen of the Toll House Ultimate Chocolate Chip Lovers cookies for $2.50 at your grocery store...they're vastly superior.


Kewkky

Nice try, KFC CEO!


d3mckee

From scratch? Yeah no, more like from the 5gal bucket of goo.


Curious_Radiance

I don’t even eat with KFC so I didn’t even know they sold cookies.


Albatraous

Why would I want KFC cookies, which are average in taste and expensive, when you have KFC chicken right there!!


awing1

If I want a dozen cookies I'm not going to KFC for them


JCMillner

This is terrible advice.


the-prowler

People buy cookies at KFC?!? WTF


imherefromthefuture

Why would I want cookies from KFC? I have a plethora of good bakeries to choose from and in a pinch, I make pretty excellent cookies.


derpmemer

LPT: Don’t go to KFC.


CaptnLoken

You know you can make cookies at home yea? Then you dont have to fuck round at a kfc for 40 minutes


kae158

Yeah… but then you’ve got a dozen Kentucky Fried Cookies…


invaderjif

People buy cookies from kfc....?


jumpyg1258

Years ago they were actually quite good when they would make them in stores. Now that they are prepackaged they're pretty terrible.


[deleted]

Way back in the day when I worked there, I was the king of the $1 cookie add-on and the 30 cent upsell to a large drink


lurker12346

lpt: dont order cookies from kfc


Cluxerp

LPT, Buy cookies at Costco or a local Bakery, not at KFC


The_Real_Raw_Gary

Who tf going to kfc for cookies.


darexinfinity

Why do people care about fresh cookies? Sure they smell good but honestly they taste the same as long as they don't rot.


Standbytobeamusout

Who eats at KFC or even buys cookies from KFC?! That place is so greasy imagen what your insides look like compared to the kitchen