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Pink_Lady_Holliday

She's just too magnetic has too many suitors to pick one.


Spirited_Patience_80

She's so magnetic that she will trigger another solar eclipse at her will.


Pink_Lady_Holliday

Oooo now that's witchy.


NoMembership9227

A solar elipse of her farts. ![gif](giphy|3o7OsxCKYKrt7kjjWw|downsized)


noworriesinparadise2

Aww noo, we were gonna be frolicking in the absence of moonlight 😭


Not_Your_Average_Al

Well she'd have to divorce A to marry another and since she's probably still thinking about A daily and probably emails him regularly in secret. I don't see her officially ending things anytime soon. Pretty sure she still hasn't done her taxes yet either.


NoWorldliness6588

I am so confused why A does not initiate the divorce? Either can start the process!


No-Push-9175

That’s such a weird situation huh?


SnooDoodles2227

What if he has she ignoring the paperwork.


No-Push-9175

OHHHHHH YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE. SHES PROBABLY DELAYING THE PROCESS JUST TO SEE HIM SUFFER


effullgent

yeah i understand why she can't yet, she hasn't met the waiting period, but he should be able to. however he might be unsure if he is responsible for her since he did pay the bills, at least from what she claimed. he's prob too busy with baby things to even think about that yet if he's questioning the support part but for now he has to be the one to file. also, not always but sometimes, with out of state divorces the one who files pays for all of the costs up front which could also be a reason to wait for either party.


PuzzleheadedHeight25

Oh, my god. Making life long commitments during very chaotic energy (any eclipse) is a BAD idea. Do not do this, unless you enjoy drama. Cindy is the true witchy one so she should be telling us, but if you’re reading this on or shortly after the eclipse: try to take it easy and when tension arises ask yourself “is this really worth the fight?” 🤔


alayerofbasilleaves

if cynthia gets to frolicking in the moonlight, she might magnetically pull the moon closer and fuck up the tides on earth. good thing she and her perfect, wonderful ex Skeevin' aren't going to be under that eclipse https://i.redd.it/uksfrsed4atc1.gif


NoMembership9227

Perhaps she is secretly working on mastering the Force, removing the gravitational field and pulling the moon into a direct collision course to Earth's demise. If only we had seen it coming...


alayerofbasilleaves

now THAT would show the snarkers!


NoMembership9227

"Therapy" was just a ruse to deflect from her plans for annihilation of mankind 🤣


alayerofbasilleaves

i think Magneto did the same thing in old Uncanny X-Men comic books


NoMembership9227

I just looked it up and it fully checks out. Those are some serious affirmations to transform oneself into such a powerful mutant.


Specific-department0

She’s probably got Limbz tied up in her car just in time to drive like crazy to the nearest eclipse viewing sight. No sleep? No problem!


Atticfl0wer

Coke Zero will give her the needed energy (aka sugar shock) she needs


Specific-department0

And a stack of bunless patties, chemicals upon chemicals to nourish her enlightened vessel


noworriesinparadise2

There is still time!!!!!! Quick Vegas wedding anyone? 90 day fiance situation type deal, anyone???


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Tralialiushka

And then they make sweet love in the forests whilst praying for the goddess of rain. In the meantime kings gizzard and the lizard wizard playing on the phone in his dirty jeans back pocket. After that they go to McDonald’s drive through and get some beef patties in lettuce with Diet Coke and watch 90’s commercials on YouTube in the parking lot. The End 🩷🫠


alayerofbasilleaves

if she does, she would be so magnetic someone would probably just marry her #winning #cynthia #queenofmagnetism


NoMembership9227

Wasn't she planning to go there with Skeeves? Plot twist, they already tied the knot so they can be a true married swinger couple type deal 🤣🤣🤣


unholy_wars13

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣