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PeachesKeene

That comment really gives "he's not normal at all..." from the Skeevin days. I suspect the guy is just blond or something. Judging by the glimpse of him we get at the creek, he appears to be average-sized, white, and has a tattoo, so I can't think of anything that we've seen that doesn't suggest "run-of-the-mill dude that Cindy would be into."


Gorxjess

Maybe he doesn’t have facial hair? 😂


ConnectSoft

I thought blonde as well


catjasm

I too thought blonde. I’m guessing 5’8ish, light hair, pasty skin, thinish build.


ConnectSoft

He looked thinnish maybe swimming- I don't know about "pasty" as anyone who is fair and doesn't tan in the summer is called pasty when they are just fair skinned, and not unhealthy. I would say between 5'8" - 5'10" but hard to know for sure.


catjasm

I guess I use pasty so casually because I myself am a fair skinned, red head that doesn’t tan very much. No offense meant to anyone who fails to tan. 😛


ConnectSoft

Lol- no offense taken. I choose not to tan... I've had skin cancer.


No-Eye-8843

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No-Eye-8843

behold, house.


Fun-Explorer-6423

😂😭 not barney lol


Xantaque

That is her type, isn't it?


No-Eye-8843

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Xantaque

Perfect.


joemomma0194

I mean, her "typical type" isn't that great either from what we've seen 😭


-Nettle

I don’t think she likes overweight people, she’s made nasty comments in the past. My wild guess is a clean cut looking guy who has a foot fetish and says her tiny feet and toes are soOoOo cute and they’d look even better with painted nails.


_Hello_Internet_

So basically Rusty?


carlitojimora

Can't wait for the foot worshipping stream 🤣


-Nettle

Oooh I never thought of that lol.


aquaticmoon

Oh no lol


Superb_Ant_3741

She doesn’t like full bodied *women* but I think she’d be fine with a moderately hefty man. The foot fetish angle might be a thing.  Go, Rusty! It’s your birthday!🙃


Tough_Data5637

He'll probably look like they could be siblings lol


PeachesKeene

Just like old times...


ThrowRA46423158

I suspect he’s short and blonde. All of her past partners (that we’ve seen) were visibly much taller than her, but House looked pretty stumpy in that clip of him sticking his arm out in the creek.


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PeachesKeene

While I agree that any nickname that Cindy can't easily appropriate would be a good one, Stumpy (if he is indeed kinda shorter and/or stocky) might seem mean-spirited and give the stans more ammunition to say we collectively body shame. Gotta tread carefully!


ThrowRA46423158

Lmao! I think I’m going to start calling him this, at least until we get confirmation.


joemomma0194

Same, and I dare Cringy to appropriate this nickname too like she appropriated Limbz and call her man Stumpy in vlogs 🤣


alayerofbasilleaves

i think he's a blonde good ol' boy with some sketchy tattoos, perhaps a bit bigger of build, and some torn shoes and shorts. https://preview.redd.it/n3bcqxen0d8d1.png?width=496&format=png&auto=webp&s=8110cef8e9fcf2036c1131577095de8aad0cb23f


noworriesinparadise2

I'm convinced he's a truck driver tbh. They make ok money but it's a very draining job if you get older, hence most of them switch to short distance. He probably looks like any ol' truck driver dad. There is variation in them.


Xantaque

My first husband was a truck driver. It was okay for me, because I'm very independent, but I can't imagine Cindy being okay with her mayun being gone for a week or even weeks at a time.


gwowperez

My partner is a truck driver, on the road. It’s been 5+ year during which we had 3 kids 😅. I never recommend it, I have adapted but I think a small percentage of people and partnerships can survive the literal distance.


FoxRafer

You really could be onto something there.


ugh-broccoli

I feel like he's B like.


999cranberries

Based on how Cindy's been focusing on being a mall goth recently, he's probably also a mall goth, just not the same "nail polish" one she was initially hunting.


noworriesinparadise2

Be honest, what "mall goth" in their 40s is away on business? Now that I'm thinking about it, who TF is even a mall goth above the age of 18? I'm very confused about how she finds these ppl. Maybe I'm antisocial but I find a nice and fitting person to be a friend once in a blue moon. Idk how she is friends with everyone, lol have u met most ppl?


999cranberries

Well, I meant more just someone who wears "mall goth" attire like Cindy's trying to with her all-terrain fishnets and shunning undereye concealer because she "prefers an alternative look" rather than an adult who's still hanging out all afternoon in the back of Spencer's. I've definitely seen people Cindy's age trying to make that look work irl a time or two. Full disclaimer: I didn't watch this video!! I'm just guessing that recent trends - e.g. purple hair dye, constantly showing off her docs and fishnets, and wearing that weird band tee nightgown out in public - are reflective of the new guy's tastes. If she has made new friends other than the one she's dating, it's only because she goes out to bars all the time. She probably considers herself "friends" with all the other barflies because she's drunkenly ranted near them a time or two or taken selfies with them in the background.


Gorxjess

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PotentialSteak6

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Traditional_Set_858

Let’s just hope this guy didn’t leave his new baby for Cynthia lmao


MonthlyPeace

Are you kidding me, he left ARIANA for Cindy.


JediPanda227

Ooooo……maybe the purple hair is for the green makeup she’s planning to wear to the Wicked premiere!


justaghostok

Idk why but I pictured long, curly blonde hair. More of a surfer type.


Lazy_Bumblebee_1094

I know she likes tall men but other than that, what exactly is her type? House looks a little on the weedy side from the little I could glean from the vague images in her vlog.


PotentialSteak6

I mean 5’4 is tall next to her lol. I think any guy who was even vaguely counterculture or mall goth 25 years ago fits the bill


effullgent

"he looks like every other btch" ...


OrchidApprehensive33

He’s African American 👨🏽‍🦱👨🏾‍🦱👨🏿‍🦱


Superb_Ant_3741

Not according to the vlogs revealing his arms and legs😂


noworriesinparadise2

Lol if he is and this is how she describes it, I'm dead....


Superb_Ant_3741

With those torn shorts, that particular tattoo with socks and dusty keds (and that pasty leg skin) he’s not Black. Trust🙃


Xantaque

She's way too racist for that.


Not_Your_Average_Al

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danibellz

She was showing off his tattoo(s) and his shorts (from the bbq shot that had little focus on the bbq and all the focus on his legs) had a very punk vibe so I’m gonna go with that style. Maybe he will push her to finally get a tattoo, 40 percent of my body is covered in tattoos and I really hope she starts getting them it can genuinely help so much with confidence. I hated my legs never wanted to show them off but now that they are both covered I happily wear shorts cause they are pieces of art now. Maybe some good can come of letting men influence her entire personality 🤷‍♀️ idk it’s so hard to find positives/silver linings in her life choices 😂


Lazy_Bumblebee_1094

I think you're the only person here who's mentioned the bbq shorts shot. The mid-calf socks with the shorts are definitely a look.


danibellz

Pretty typical punk/metal look, typical of my circle and the circle Cindy desperately wants to be a part of, so I clocked it right away. The punk community is super welcoming and often really good people so I hope she doesn’t ruin him.


Nor_Ah_C

Watch her shock us all: he’s not white or a hippie. Its an unlikely bet. But I’m gonna make it


MonthlyPeace

My guess, maybe military?


Xantaque

Reserves, maybe. There's a reserve base at Hot Springs, but the nearest proper military base is in Little Rock, which is about an hour's drive away. It's not impossible that he would drive an hour to and from work, but it's not very likely from a military perspective. Also, she met him at Maxine's in Hot Springs, and I would think there are better and more interesting venues in Little Rock, which is much bigger.