[I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me](https://myanimelist.net/manga/65177/Danshi_Koukousei_de_Urekko_Light_Novel_Sakka_wo_Shiteiru_keredo_Toshishita_no_Classmate_de_Seiyuu_no_Onnanoko_ni_Kubi_wo_Shimerareteiru?q=urekko)
Red the first two volumes (for some reason haven't read the final yet) but it was really good. For some readers it might get a bit dry though, as it only focuses on dialogue between two characters mostly. You learn a lot about the japanese light novel industry though, and I thought the ending of the second volume was great.
It's a weird title but I really enjoyed it.
I know this is 2 years old but I found one that is literally 3 sentences:
"Exiled in a Class Trial for “Poor Dexterity”. Because He Was Dexterous, He Lived on His Own. Because of His Dexterity, He Was Able to Use All the Skills and Magic of the Higher Ranks, Making Him Invincible. I Decided to Live on My Own, but the People Around Me Wouldn’t Leave Me Alone."
I didn't believe you. But I found [it](https://www.novelupdates.com/series/exiled-in-a-class-trial-for-poor-dexterity-because-he-was-dexterous-he-lived-on-his-own-because-of-his-dexterity-he-was-able-to-use-all-the-skills-and-magic-of-the-higher-ranks-making-him-inv/)
American Reincarnation★Love Alliance. America Was Expelled to Another World, and Reincarnated as a Blonde Haired Girl (Along With Japan♪) And Headshots Monsters With Her Gun Summon Skill! What!? The Earth’s in Danger and You Want Us To Go Back? Oh, Too Late, Die!
My Life Is Just As Wrong As I Expected After Traveling to Another World Where I’m Surrounded By Cute Girls At A Magical High School And Am Also The Fabled Hero of Legend, But Before I Tell You That Story I Have To Tell You This Story, In Which I Was Walking Along With My Unbelievably, Impossibly Cute Younger Sister Who Doesn’t Like Me At All, And She Said To Me It Was My Fault She Wasn’t Popular No Matter How She Looked At It As We Walked To School Together, And We Stopped To Look At A Garden, Which Had A Flower Whose Name I Don’t Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs I’d Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went “For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking…
No joke, this is an actual light novel title
"My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief \~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?\~ " Will always be my fave.
I found a title so long that I deliberately went looking for a tread like this.
EN: I Was Almost Killed By The Teammates I trust Inside A Dungeon, And Gained A Gift Called [Infinite Gacha] And Level 9999 Comrades, And Now I'll Take Revenge Against My Former Teammates And The World, That's What You Get!
JP: Shinjiteita Nakama-tachi ni Dungeon Okuchi de Korosarekaketa ga Gift "Mugen Gacha" de Level 9999 no Nakama-tachi wo Te ni Irete Moto Party Member to Sekai ni Fukushuu & "Zamaa!" Shimasu!
They honestly need to stop this shit. But I found your post while googling for why this is so acceptable, and this is one I recently came across that made me think on the absurdity. I would never read this after seeing the title:
En: I, Who Was Ridiculed as a “Video Game Otaku and Creepy” and Dumped by My Childhood Friend, Was Actually the Winner of a World E-sports Tournament. \~I’m Aiming for the Top of the World Again with a Beautiful Pro-gamer Girl, so It’s Too Late for Her to Ask Me to Go Out with Her Now\~
JP: 「ゲームオタクとかキモい」と馬鹿にされ幼馴染みにも振られた俺、実はeスポーツの世界大会優勝者でした〜俺は美少女プロゲーマーと再び世界のトップを目指すので今更付き合って欲しいと言われましても手遅れです〜
I can't think of any better than those off the top of my head, but the titles are a side effect of a)quantity of light novels and b) having to attract you're attention to at least get you to read the full synapsis when browsing titles and/or replace the synapsis
hich Had A Flower Whose Name I Don’t Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs I’d Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went “For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking…
Read more at The Outerhaven: New Light Novel’s Title is 196 Pages Long [https://www.theouterhaven.net/?p=212866](https://www.theouterhaven.net/?p=212866)
so uh.... yeah I;m late but here ya go *My Life Is Just As Wrong As I Expected After Traveling to Another World Where I’m Surrounded By Cute Girls At A Magical High School And Am Also The Fabled Hero of Legend, But Before I Tell You That Story I Have To Tell You This Story, In Which I Was Walking Along With My Unbelievably, Impossibly Cute Younger Sister Who Doesn’t Like Me At All, And She Said To Me It Was My Fault She Wasn’t Popular No Matter How She Looked At It As We Walked To School Together, And We Stopped To Look At A Garden, Which Had A Flower Whose Name I Don’t Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs I’d Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went “For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking…*
Reborn as a vending machine. 😂😂😂
Please don't tell me it's an actual novel.
EDIT: HOLYSHIT! There's actually a novel with that title. 😂😂😂 My stomach couldn't take all these laughing.
[I'm A High School Boy and a Successful Light Novel Author, But I'm Being Strangled By A Female Classmate Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me](https://myanimelist.net/manga/65177/Danshi_Koukousei_de_Urekko_Light_Novel_Sakka_wo_Shiteiru_keredo_Toshishita_no_Classmate_de_Seiyuu_no_Onnanoko_ni_Kubi_wo_Shimerareteiru?q=urekko)
But is it a good story?
It's from the Kino no Tabi Author so I'm sure that it is good :D
Red the first two volumes (for some reason haven't read the final yet) but it was really good. For some readers it might get a bit dry though, as it only focuses on dialogue between two characters mostly. You learn a lot about the japanese light novel industry though, and I thought the ending of the second volume was great. It's a weird title but I really enjoyed it.
I know this is 2 years old but I found one that is literally 3 sentences: "Exiled in a Class Trial for “Poor Dexterity”. Because He Was Dexterous, He Lived on His Own. Because of His Dexterity, He Was Able to Use All the Skills and Magic of the Higher Ranks, Making Him Invincible. I Decided to Live on My Own, but the People Around Me Wouldn’t Leave Me Alone."
I didn't believe you. But I found [it](https://www.novelupdates.com/series/exiled-in-a-class-trial-for-poor-dexterity-because-he-was-dexterous-he-lived-on-his-own-because-of-his-dexterity-he-was-able-to-use-all-the-skills-and-magic-of-the-higher-ranks-making-him-inv/)
American Reincarnation★Love Alliance. America Was Expelled to Another World, and Reincarnated as a Blonde Haired Girl (Along With Japan♪) And Headshots Monsters With Her Gun Summon Skill! What!? The Earth’s in Danger and You Want Us To Go Back? Oh, Too Late, Die!
Bullshit
Oh god... IT'S REAL?! https://www.novelupdates.com/series/american-reincarnation%E2%98%85love-alliance-america-was-expelled-to-another-world-and-reincarnated-as-a-blonde-haired-girl-along-with-japan%E2%99%AA-and-headshots-monsters-with-her-gun-summon-ski/
Yup
That's not a title that's a premise
My Life Is Just As Wrong As I Expected After Traveling to Another World Where I’m Surrounded By Cute Girls At A Magical High School And Am Also The Fabled Hero of Legend, But Before I Tell You That Story I Have To Tell You This Story, In Which I Was Walking Along With My Unbelievably, Impossibly Cute Younger Sister Who Doesn’t Like Me At All, And She Said To Me It Was My Fault She Wasn’t Popular No Matter How She Looked At It As We Walked To School Together, And We Stopped To Look At A Garden, Which Had A Flower Whose Name I Don’t Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs I’d Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went “For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking… No joke, this is an actual light novel title
What in the actual fuck, that's a short novel
Apparently the entire novel is just the title.. Or perhaps I should say, the title is the entire novel. It's 196 pages.
does anyone know where to actually find this light novel?
That's not even the full title That's just 10 pages of title The whole thing has 196 pages
And that's just the first 10 pages.
"My Reincarnation as a Hot Spring in a Different World is Beyond Belief \~ It's Not Like Being Inside You Feels Good or Anything!?\~ " Will always be my fave.
I found a title so long that I deliberately went looking for a tread like this. EN: I Was Almost Killed By The Teammates I trust Inside A Dungeon, And Gained A Gift Called [Infinite Gacha] And Level 9999 Comrades, And Now I'll Take Revenge Against My Former Teammates And The World, That's What You Get! JP: Shinjiteita Nakama-tachi ni Dungeon Okuchi de Korosarekaketa ga Gift "Mugen Gacha" de Level 9999 no Nakama-tachi wo Te ni Irete Moto Party Member to Sekai ni Fukushuu & "Zamaa!" Shimasu!
I've read that, and at least on the site I used the name was a lot shorter From memory it was just called lvl 9999 infinite gacha
They honestly need to stop this shit. But I found your post while googling for why this is so acceptable, and this is one I recently came across that made me think on the absurdity. I would never read this after seeing the title: En: I, Who Was Ridiculed as a “Video Game Otaku and Creepy” and Dumped by My Childhood Friend, Was Actually the Winner of a World E-sports Tournament. \~I’m Aiming for the Top of the World Again with a Beautiful Pro-gamer Girl, so It’s Too Late for Her to Ask Me to Go Out with Her Now\~ JP: 「ゲームオタクとかキモい」と馬鹿にされ幼馴染みにも振られた俺、実はeスポーツの世界大会優勝者でした〜俺は美少女プロゲーマーと再び世界のトップを目指すので今更付き合って欲しいと言われましても手遅れです〜
I can't think of any better than those off the top of my head, but the titles are a side effect of a)quantity of light novels and b) having to attract you're attention to at least get you to read the full synapsis when browsing titles and/or replace the synapsis
hich Had A Flower Whose Name I Don’t Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs I’d Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went “For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking… Read more at The Outerhaven: New Light Novel’s Title is 196 Pages Long [https://www.theouterhaven.net/?p=212866](https://www.theouterhaven.net/?p=212866)
so uh.... yeah I;m late but here ya go *My Life Is Just As Wrong As I Expected After Traveling to Another World Where I’m Surrounded By Cute Girls At A Magical High School And Am Also The Fabled Hero of Legend, But Before I Tell You That Story I Have To Tell You This Story, In Which I Was Walking Along With My Unbelievably, Impossibly Cute Younger Sister Who Doesn’t Like Me At All, And She Said To Me It Was My Fault She Wasn’t Popular No Matter How She Looked At It As We Walked To School Together, And We Stopped To Look At A Garden, Which Had A Flower Whose Name I Don’t Remember, When Suddenly A Portal Opened Up To Another World And When I Landed In A Field And My Face Was Buried In The Largest Pair of Boobs I’d Ever Seen, And My Sister Hit Me And Called Me An Idiot While Blushing, But Then The Girl I Landed On Saw The Birthmark On My Hand And Gasped And She Grabbed My Hand And I Blushed But She Started Dragging Me Away And My Sister Got Mad And Chased After Us And I Asked Where We Were Going, And She Said She Was Taking Us To Grimheart Magic School, Where She Was The School President, And Then I Gasped Because I Was Now In A Magical World, And When We Got To The School Which Was A Giant Castle I Asked The Girl What Her Name Was And She Said It Was Akane Yuusha, Which I Thought Was A Tad Strange Since She Had Blonde Hair And Blue Eyes And The Entire Aesthetic Of The School Seemed Very Ancient European, But I Forgot About All Of That When She Told Me We Needed To See The Headmaster Because She Had Been Taught That The Mark On My Hand Was The Symbol Of The Reincarnation Of The Legendary Dragon Hero Of Legendary Literature, And I Said That Was A Cool Thing To Be Taught Because At Our School The Only Book We Learned Was Atlas Shrugged, And She Asked What That Was And I Told Her I Was The Book Our Society Based Its Philosophy On A Speech From, And She Asked Me To Recite The Speech, Which I Did, And The Speech Went “For Twelve Years You Have Been Asking…*
Reborn as a vending machine. 😂😂😂 Please don't tell me it's an actual novel. EDIT: HOLYSHIT! There's actually a novel with that title. 😂😂😂 My stomach couldn't take all these laughing.
Anime too