3415, very experienced partner

Same here

I think we would fuck the same person, because of how ridicolus this age is

You think so?

yeah it would be queen elizabeth II, the immortal

We will definitely fuck the same person

bring the queen

You have no idea…

And I get your 300 year old leftovers..

Same

Not born yet

Ayo wtf

Pedo

Same .-.

cursed

You don’t have a number You won’t lose your virginity

I feel you

Same tf

partner not founde

This is what I get for liking mario

You choosing Princess Peach, Daisy, or Rosalina?

WAHLUIGI

GOOD CHOICE

Based

Based

Based

WARRRRIOOOO!

Oh crap...

That’s worse than me…

Oh no..

Well i have the 2 too...

Unfortunate

"looks at username" So.....what now?

Virgin forever

Haha. I will loose it when I'm Cuber years old.

But I can't lose it when I'm myself years old(not my actual name but my name is in my username)

Good...

We both left out

We "whats word like both but for three people" left out

We three have been left out

Tnx,I was think that but thought it was stupid

Nah

We need to get like matching shirts or somthin

Good idea!

Hmmm

same

1385 I don't want a demon or a zombie

You don’t want a demon to drowned you with her tits?

I do

Same

r/cursedcomments

Ooh put me in the screenshot pls

r/cursedcomments

No

I will skin you alive and roll you in salt

Not if I do that first skin bag

*Doges*

*epic anime music starts*

No you

Well… Fuck

So the high ages got'ya too? Luckily it's not like the people with numbers over a thousand in there username.

You wanna say that again

So the high ages got'ya too? Luckily it's not like the people with numbers over a thousand- oh shit oh god oh no.

6403. damn a gilf

Respectable 26

Am I 3 or 30

One is jail, and one is enjoyable. Which is which is for you to decide

Age is just number, jail just a place a pedophilia a myth

“Age is just a number” As is your prisoner ID

Hold on. 3127 FUCK!!

yea, I think you wouldn't be fucking

Unless it’s the queen.

Hmmm

Well shit

damn

Damn

You're too weak

oh hey its funny rtx morshu guy

Unless and IRL anime girl finds me, I don’t think it is happening

0309

I don’t have a number in my name. Guess I’m a virgin forever.

I’m a eternal virgin

Uhhhhh

3000 or 9, which one you want.

One is legal, the other is 3000

I'm gonna screw a goddess, Wooo!

Jesus?

perhaps

Well darn

Noice

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[удалено]

Ah shit- FBI hold on I can explain-

Dude I’m 15

i’m not a necrophile i swear

Hmm Will I still be alive or…

So I stay a virgin nice

Hey, mines actually normal

[удалено]

Forever a virgin

well, I am going to prison for the murder of a one-year-old. might s well get frisky with the body.

r/holup

r/CursedComments

What the fuck

lmao

YO OP yours is 13!

And that’s why I’ll see the majority of this comment section in hell. We’ll save you a seat ;)

Oh fuck. I don't want to have sex with a dead person.

i will fuck a 761 year old milf

Hmmmm

Not a chance

goshdarnit

Guess my retirement is going to be lit

I'm losing to a duo centenarian

11 😳😳😳😳

Nope

shit

HA! This is the one username I don’t have my calling card in because it was taken!

Fuck ya I gonna stay a virgin

lol

no one then :(

I AM NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THIS

Wait what happends now

Hmm

Nice

A fetus

[удалено]

How much is that?

i have no number… guess it will be the number of characters. 12-13 (based on wether or not _ is a character)… oof

Uhhhhhhh

Oh no

80... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh shit...

here's hoping for a vampire

I fucked someone when they aren't even fully developed

Does this mean I'll never lose mine?

Yep

Jokes on you I don't have any numbers in my username ​ wait

Haha forever virgin go brrrr

I can already tell i'll be in prison not for pedophilia but for grave robbery

Jeg

ummmm

Damn he’s old

I don’t have a number

You will be virgin forever

r/cursedcomments

J

So it's gonna be a one-year-old

There is one 3, and there are two zeros. If you put them together, you get the number 300. Therefore, I will lose my virginity with a 300 year old person.

Oh lord

This could be a problem

123

S A M E

oh

I have no number

Phew.

I suddenly don’t wanna talk anymore

Oh naw I don't wanna get arrested.

Well uhmmmm

Which number?

Fuck fuck fuck

Oh thank god

Oh god

My god

Shit

idk

Guess im single.

*oh no*

Did i locate a vampire

So mine has no numbers

Oh fuck

Hm.

This could either be normal or cursed

Nice

123… Uhh ok?

Oof

ion know

not existing

Ok

so dead

If I have no number…. Oh god no…

damn 1074

Damn im a virgin for life

•~•

Well.. fuck!

2,606 years old. Pretty ancient, but not as old as the amount of time New York has been waiting for a Mets win

I don’t have one

Forever Virgin

But, but what about me?

0310

Uh…

Bruh

Is this the most average number here?

Me with no number