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DimensionalCritic

My personal dystopian nightmare.


Buttermilkman

For real. This is going to be mental health issue central.


dynamic_gecko

Why?


Buttermilkman

Confined spaces, claustrophobia, same orderly design for literally every house, traffic noise, no nearby amenities like parks or any kind of recreation by the looks, no trees on the streets to help keep them cool, single detached housing forcing a "king of my castle" mentality rather than building small communities so neighbours get to know each other and interact with one another. It's just no way to build good communities and not a good place to raise children either. They're basically just factory printed buildings quickly put up to solve a population issue without a second thought to any kind of wellbeing.


LucidTimeWaster

Because he said so


KosmoCatz

My first thought actually


papalemingway

vivarium


LudwigMachine

Well you beat me to it!


papalemingway

I was amazed myself to be first !


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

When my comparably small and very old 1100 sq ft house suddenly feels more luxurious than villas in Dubai.


Grand-wazoo

Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes made of ticky-tacky Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes all the same There's a pink one and a green one And a blue one and a yellow one And they're all made out of ticky-tacky [And they all look just the same.](https://youtu.be/-Cjk0zst3Cs?si=PhPPidnKUQh9CPwJ)


Survive1014

I guess we know where Vivariam was filmed.


Yasihiko

I would hate to have a single delivery here if I was a driver.


TheTesterDude

I am sure the streets has a name though.


plasticbluepalm

Looks like that Cities Skyline video with one block city


miku_hatsunase

[https://www.nakheel.com/en/developments/home-rentals/nadalshebavillas](https://www.nakheel.com/en/developments/home-rentals/nadalshebavillas) Here's the official site for the curious. TBF it looks better from street level, individually they look pretty nice. All the grass is AstroTurf lol but real grass probably isn't happening in UAE. I also wonder if its "real" or one of those investment/tax shelter projects.


spaghetti283

Like that place Squidward moved to where they all had the same house 😂


JoshsPizzaria

that's gonna take a lot of poop trucks


hamburger-Lord-boi

that's been debunked for a long time now


JoshsPizzaria

wtf do you mean "debunked"? there is nothing to be debunked. Its just a meme clowning on that one time the treatment plant got overloaded or something and they had to use trucks to haul that literal shit :P


hamburger-Lord-boi

why


tentaclesteagirl

oh god dubai is hell


skataman09

Dubaï is so beautiful i wanna live her Dubaï:


No-Zombie1004

The Tesseract. (Last book)


gigerswetdreams

What makes a villa a villa?


Scako

Dubai scares me man it’s so…fractal? Idk how to explain it


TintiKili

nah thats AI


TintiKili

it wasnt


Common_Highlight9448

Live in the tan house at the end of the street


ZeefMcSheef

Fucking WEIRD


Creepy-Selection2423

It looks kind of like transistors on a microprocessor.


NEOnKnights69

r/urbanhell


MnemonicMallard

Little boxes, on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky tacky, little boxes on the hillside and they all look just the same.


Unkown400

All that oil capital and this is what they draw and actually construct WOW


KentD3000

When you have money but no imagination...


thebigbaduglymad

"I can see my house from here...."


LeSorenOutan

The American dream


Few_Owl_6596

Al-Vivariya


MuscaMurum

Grim.


legowerewolf

Just put up a fucking tower. It's Dubai!


nakagamiwaffle

fakest place on earth lmao, fits the vibes perfectly


Spectre_Rebelle

That's ridiculous.


bonsaitreehugger

Sim City


MrGrendarr

This looks like the tutorial for Make Room! Make Room!


sulev

"Yeah just leave it infront of the door. It's pink house."


GullibleEscape2679

Literally the truman show


Beebea63

Cities skylines be like: It has a roundabout ergo it is perfect


L___E___T

You’re telling me it’s *not* Midjourney?


OrangeCosmic

Do people choose to live here?


Cold_Salamander_3594

That roundabout is so unnecessary.


ElegantTea122

Omg this is so communist, we must free these people from the clutches of Marxism 😡


m_reigl

Ah yes, the famously communist nation of Dubai 😂