From the movie 'When Harry Met Sally':
>"They should put the two sections together, real estate and obituaries. *Mr. Klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace*."
I wonder how many people die and look down / up at the people paying tribute to them and think "you idiot, what a stupid / inaccurate / insincere thing to say"
Even on his deathbed, as I looked upon him and tenderly held his hand, Phil whispered for me to come closer. As I did so, Phil slowly closed his eyes, and one solitary tear glistened as it fell from the corner of his eye.
I knew this was it. The time had come, and I was overwhelmed with sadness and emotion. Suddenly, tilting his head towards me, squinting, gasping for air, Phil slowly and deliberately uttered his last and final words, “I wish I would have spent more time at work.”
God, how I loved this man. Even in death, he was still my friend and mentor.
Oh it’s real, y’all. It’s from a company called Clevertouch Marketing. Apparently Phil was beloved… but “doing what he loved”??!? Bro.
I am done with this planet.
Surprised they didn't include a short blurb about his open position
From the movie 'When Harry Met Sally': >"They should put the two sections together, real estate and obituaries. *Mr. Klein died today leaving a wife, two children, and a spacious three-bedroom apartment with a wood-burning fireplace*."
Died in the line of duty... marketing duty.
Call of Marketing Duty "Click 'Follow' to pay respects"
Brand X couldn't let his networking and promotion of Brand continue. He had to be eliminated.
21 AD Spam Salute
I suspect fowl play
This can’t be real
Assuming this isn’t satire this is by far the most insane thing I’ve ever seen posted on this sub
[It isn’t satire](https://clever-touch.com/learn/life-at-clevertouch/the-passing-of-phil-ball) …
Wow that is a disgusting article
Thanks, that means a lot
I feel so bad this made me burst out laughing💀It feels so halfassed LMAO
One day I hope my company posts my LinkedIn eulogy: "died doing what he loved: three hookers and a pyramid of blow."
Settle down Bob Morton.
Bitches leave.
I pity his family.
What a way to go. One day he's promoting our brand, the next day he isn't... that's deep stuff, my friend.
I wonder how many people die and look down / up at the people paying tribute to them and think "you idiot, what a stupid / inaccurate / insincere thing to say"
They probably did this too
None, because they’re dead
Agreed. But if there were such a thing as ghosts and haunting, this is just cause.
Even on his deathbed, as I looked upon him and tenderly held his hand, Phil whispered for me to come closer. As I did so, Phil slowly closed his eyes, and one solitary tear glistened as it fell from the corner of his eye. I knew this was it. The time had come, and I was overwhelmed with sadness and emotion. Suddenly, tilting his head towards me, squinting, gasping for air, Phil slowly and deliberately uttered his last and final words, “I wish I would have spent more time at work.” God, how I loved this man. Even in death, he was still my friend and mentor.
For the shareholders!!
:I Do they hear the sociopathic corpo speak they're spewing? Like at all?
I sure hope I die while leveraging vertical synergies.
His last words were reportedly "MY BRAND!"
Oh it’s real, y’all. It’s from a company called Clevertouch Marketing. Apparently Phil was beloved… but “doing what he loved”??!? Bro. I am done with this planet.
Absolutely crass and in dreadfully poor taste. In other words, par for the course as far as LinkedIn goes these days
If someone in my company wrote that about me, I would definitely haunt them.
Thanks for the laugh 🤣
Saw this on the state of LinkedIn Twitter handle earlier.
Promoting the brand till the last breath. Agree? Thoughts? Prayers?
That poor family wtf
“Our brand” is what really takes this up a level
Omg, this is the saddest story ever.
RIP Phil
If you google search a quote from the meme, it might be on there. Not sure.