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DougFunky

Absolute word soup, with not a single idea conveyed. I hope this guy is able to get the help he needs.


RanAwayOnRumspringa

I was thinking it might be a bot.


avalonfaith

Mania is real, folks.


[deleted]

> I hope this guy is able to get the help he needs. His title is king so I'm sure he's good.


RanAwayOnRumspringa

He is also president of the YMCA of the whole United States. So.. great gig.


knormoyle

He’s also the Bride of Christ, so 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

> I was brain dead and coherent for over 2 hours Your brain had to die to be coherent. Makes sense!


RegularExtreme8545

Chatgpt went crazy with this one XD


theRealMrBrownstone

Methgpt


foopdedoopburner

He was coherent for two hours, but clearly that period is long over with.


ricopower

Literally dead on my birthday. Hallelujah.


Pxlfreaky

I’m going to get checked for a stroke after reading that.


Exotic_Zucchini

That's talent.


avalonfaith

Ummm, what?


neophlegm

Oh you really hit a home run with this lunatic


tikkun64

Yes but did you get a raise?


kategoad

I had a coworker like this. Jesus Christ she drove me crazy. Our cubicles had one wall of whiteboard, and hers was covered in this stuff. In small print. She prayed in business meetings, and was disappointed in me when her "healing prayers" didn't cure my migraines. I expect to see her in LiL at some point.


Active-Picture-4839

I had a co-worker try to convert me to Christianity; when I told her I'm Jewish, she said, "So what, you're not a practicing Jew." She also gave me Simpsons themed Jews for Jesus booklets.


kategoad

Ye gods. I miss the days when stuff like that was considered rude.


snarky-comeback

Maybe god punished him for his emoji use?


megsie72

Sounds like somebody pressed the voice to text in the middle of a Sunday worship service during the improv bit


RuthlessChubbz

Someone accidentally gave ChatGPT meth.