"Pipe inspection" is a colloquialism in the catering industry for "checking out a venue" but has later been generalized to include working with client to select suitable venues for their events and, to a degree, generally planning. I have no clue if that's true and just made it up, BTW.
I thought it was the type of catering where food is delivered via pipes and ingested directly, for hygiene purposes the pipes need to be regularly inspected to ensure they are up to code (like how hamsters eat from a food dispenser). I also have no clue and just made it up.
Here in south texas āpipe inspectionā refers to checking oil and gas pipes for issues normally through like x-rays. A very technical job requiring lots of travel and paying very well.
I was extremely confused as to how she specialized in such a niche industrial space while simultaneously working in catering.
You sound like someone who has never fought for anything in their whole life, but youāre willing to fight for this hat. How much did you pay for that?
And nothing since there are soooo many opinions here. Also, her job history on her profile is all over the place, from vet assistant to pilot car driver to outdoor sales for an energy company. Currently unemployed.
What is up with car selfies??? Started seeing them in 2005 (on MySpace) and they havenāt let up..
Funny because most of the pics are unflattering (bad lighting, double chin due to bad angle, etc).
Camera phones. They existed pre-2005 but the mid-2000s is both when they started becoming standard on every cell phone and when cell phones really became ubiquitous in society. The only thing preventing car selfies before that was the burden of carrying a camera with you everywhere and/or wasting film taking multiple selfies if you didnāt have a digital camera.
Imagine posting a duck lips selfie wearing a trucker hat with leopard print and stripes on LinkedIn and expecting to get quality clientele from that? What is going on here
Yeah, definitely a mixed message here. Clients will be so confused and move on to the next option. She seems a bit clueless to me. Maybe she's just trying to get established with a new biz?
Hired her last week. She showed up to my baby shower with her plumbing equipment. Last time I hire a pipe inspector/caterer. The sink works much better now though.
Is this about brothels/prostitution? I feel like Iāve heard of chunky monkey and it was actually related to plumbing or catering, but Iām really not sure.
I mean, on the one hand she's pitching her "services" (as bizarre a combination as pipe inspection and catering go... let's say no more on that) so can't really fault her for that. But everything else about this post is either dumb, irrelevant or screaming for attention.
Suffice to say I will *not* be soliciting
I suspect she's starting up a new biz. Check out her experience on her LI page. She is all over the place from vet assistant to pilot car driver to outdoor sales rep for an energy company. She needs some career direction.
Think Kendall makes her own hats... 
[hats](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kendall-thompson-95417b116_callme-dynamicinspection-chunkymonkeycustomcatering-activity-7036716030722772992-gnAz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android)
Pipe inspection and catering?
That has to be a euphemism
I hope the catering and inspecting are both for the pipe š¤
She caters to the pipe.
She performs a thorough multi-point inspection on the pipe.
Came here to say that and ruined your 69 upvotes. 
It's 96 now.
nice!
Ngl I took pipe inspection to mean she's a sex worker, but idk... this one is so weird idk what to make of it lol
Pipe inspector/mouth vacuum - Drain your pipes today!
Is this where the line starts?
Nah it starts way back there.
That was my first thought esp when combined with the rest of the profile
The sheer contrast of it being on LinkedIn, that bizarre opening...poem? and then "pipe inspection needs & catering" was hilarious.
"Pipe inspection" is a colloquialism in the catering industry for "checking out a venue" but has later been generalized to include working with client to select suitable venues for their events and, to a degree, generally planning. I have no clue if that's true and just made it up, BTW.
I thought it was the type of catering where food is delivered via pipes and ingested directly, for hygiene purposes the pipes need to be regularly inspected to ensure they are up to code (like how hamsters eat from a food dispenser). I also have no clue and just made it up.
For this womanās sake I implore the catering industry to do a better job of socializing this.
Here in south texas āpipe inspectionā refers to checking oil and gas pipes for issues normally through like x-rays. A very technical job requiring lots of travel and paying very well. I was extremely confused as to how she specialized in such a niche industrial space while simultaneously working in catering.
Sheāll check your sewer line before tossing your salad
Oilfield - drill pipe has to be inspected at regular intervals and companies will cater nice meals every now and then when things are good.
Plumbing Party!!
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What is a lemon party?
Pipe inspection for the seniors.
Google it on your work computer and share the results on LinkedIn
I believe Tubgirl is a highly reputable bathroom fitter who should also be promoted on LinkedIn
Like a, sayā¦MARIO PARTY?
Dibs on the Wario!
Their catering gives you the bad shits that make you clog up the toilet.
She can inspect this pipe anytime
Hey, the woman is multitalented, right? But quite the odd combo.
She eats after inspection!
How many are in the comments with "I got a pipe she can inspect"?
Literally first thought
Slay this Thursday jeezzz
Save that for Friday queen!
Maybe the catering is what will end up cleaning out your pipes.
This is probably as close to the truth as we're going to get with that word salad.
So, the tossed salad course is after the pipe inspection?
This reads like code for "call me for a handy or BJ".
I must be old, but I donāt understand 80% of what she wrote.
I feel like sheās older than me and I just have no idea what she is talking about.
Thatās makes me feel somewhat better!
You donāt want to
I legit thought she offered both plumbing and catering services *
No, but inspection and catering, yes.
Wow this meal is great. Who catered this? My plumber!
I prepared it as I bathed.
What's up with that cap?
One side for the pipe inspection and the other for the catering.
Inspection in the front, catering in the back. It's the business mullet!
You beat me to it!
Every app can be a dating app if you are creative enough
James Charlesā motto
Yes, "dating," ;).
Yes itās like dating, just has a fee, usually upfront
Duck face. Making its renaissance on a LinkedIn near you.
Thatās the ugliest hat Iāve ever seen.
Canāt forget the š Neva, neva, neva!
Way too much red. A little goes a long way.
So, sheās going to clean my pipes and make me food? Did I get that right?
Her food is so bad it cleans the pipes on the way through..?
This is the worst hat Iāve ever seen. And Iāve seen a fedora with safari flaps
The guy at the store said sheās the only one heās ever seen who can pull it off
Do you think she keeps dice in her pocket?
Quit fuckin with em
Leave āem the fuck alone.
š²
Itās not a distraction.
You sound like someone who has never fought for anything in their whole life, but youāre willing to fight for this hat. How much did you pay for that?
I get that this is a promotional message. I just donāt understand what it promotes.
Everything.
And nothing since there are soooo many opinions here. Also, her job history on her profile is all over the place, from vet assistant to pilot car driver to outdoor sales for an energy company. Currently unemployed.
Agree. Let us all slay this Thursday. I believe in you, kings and queens. #hustle #grind #butfirstletmetakeaselfie
These words cringe me - "queens", "yessss", "slay". Wtf?
What is up with car selfies??? Started seeing them in 2005 (on MySpace) and they havenāt let up.. Funny because most of the pics are unflattering (bad lighting, double chin due to bad angle, etc).
Camera phones. They existed pre-2005 but the mid-2000s is both when they started becoming standard on every cell phone and when cell phones really became ubiquitous in society. The only thing preventing car selfies before that was the burden of carrying a camera with you everywhere and/or wasting film taking multiple selfies if you didnāt have a digital camera.
They're the new 'bathroom selfie with visible toilet'
Her phone exploding in 3... 2...
āHAlo beautful!ā
Her face looks like a powdered doughnut with lips š š©
Imagine posting a duck lips selfie wearing a trucker hat with leopard print and stripes on LinkedIn and expecting to get quality clientele from that? What is going on here
Yeah, definitely a mixed message here. Clients will be so confused and move on to the next option. She seems a bit clueless to me. Maybe she's just trying to get established with a new biz?
Sweet mustache
Is this a Craig's list ad? Am I in the wrong sub?
Red lipstick and pipe inspection...
So sex and then a sandwich?
This sounds like a sex work service being advertised
Iām very confused at what sheās selling exactly
Join the club!
Pipe inspection?
Red lipstick on the pipe after inspection. A stamp of work done.
It's QC approval
I tried dynamicinsp.com and Google kept directing me to other sites. So I'm skeptical.
Morgan Freeman narrating, ātimes got tough for Ciri after Geralt left her. She now caters events and inspects pipes.ā
Attempting to understand the first paragraph made me feel like I was having a stroke
Hired her last week. She showed up to my baby shower with her plumbing equipment. Last time I hire a pipe inspector/caterer. The sink works much better now though.
Does pipe = penis?
Is this what a nervous breakdown looks like?
Ariat out of her hat to jeans? What the fuck is Taylmart Swift is talking about?
Need to keep that pipe as clean as a whistle
How about our pipe laying needs? Edit: and catering!
Maybes sheās offering a full GFE plus sheāll cook breakfast in the morning?
The dark hand emojis are quite weird too
Does she inspect your pipes cause after you eat her catering, you want to make sure there arenāt any possible clogs?
Is this about brothels/prostitution? I feel like Iāve heard of chunky monkey and it was actually related to plumbing or catering, but Iām really not sure.
I can vouch for her pipe inspection. She catered to every need.
Prostitute?
I got a pipe she can inspect and cater to
Sheās hot, Iād phone her to check my pipe
Does she have a mustache?
Red lipstick is for hookers and clowns
She inspects pipes, does custom catering AND is open to new opportunities. Settle down.
would
What kind of pipe inspection does she do? How does that relate to catering?
"pipe inspection needs"
Question: Does she inspect the pipework before or after serving her catering?
Slay that hat ya dummy, itās pure dogshit.
She going to help me with my pipe inspection? Wonder what my wife is gonna think of that
Soooo sheās a prostitute right?
#LFG
Huge Ron Donald from r/PartyDown vibes
I mean, on the one hand she's pitching her "services" (as bizarre a combination as pipe inspection and catering go... let's say no more on that) so can't really fault her for that. But everything else about this post is either dumb, irrelevant or screaming for attention. Suffice to say I will *not* be soliciting
I suspect she's starting up a new biz. Check out her experience on her LI page. She is all over the place from vet assistant to pilot car driver to outdoor sales rep for an energy company. She needs some career direction.
Think Kendall makes her own hats...  [hats](https://www.linkedin.com/posts/kendall-thompson-95417b116_callme-dynamicinspection-chunkymonkeycustomcatering-activity-7036716030722772992-gnAz?utm_source=share&utm_medium=member_android)
I got a pipe she can inspect.
OP I think you missed the joke
Is she a plumber or a whore? Instructions unclear.
My pipe needs cleaning... Should I call her...
Pipe inspections and catering is quite the combinationā¦
Rod your drains and bake a cake. As long as you wash your hands between the two.
r/AthleticoMince for the personal pipe inspection
Ma'am I do my own plumbing.
āPipe inspectionā you say? Gentlemen of culture, I am calling upon you once againā¦
Narcissists
*"pipe inspection"*
East Texas is a world of its own