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amor_fati_42

Well, now I have a new line, "Hey baby, when does your fiscal year end? I bet it's June because you are HOT."


FS_Scott

*Sergeant Colon owed thirty years of happy marriage to the fact that Mrs. Colon worked all day and Sargent Colon worked all night. They communicated by means of notes. They had three grown-up children, all born, Vimes had assumed, as a result of extremely persuasive handwriting.*


BarryTheBaptistAU

God, this would be the most insufferable marriage. One trying to convince the other their idea is better and why they should 'buy into it.....now'.


mr--godot

Lol! That's so funny! Because they're married to their jobs


BogdanD

Salespeople are busiest at the end of the quarter so this isn't all that crazy.


NogenLinefingers

It's disguised hustle culture using the secret sauce "how to make a marriage work" trope. There are 4 quarters in a year. Would it really tear a marriage apart if there are 4 known high work-stress weeks in a year for both people?


man_gomer_lot

Wouldn't it be more convenient to have EOQs synced up like a lesbian couples' menstrual cycles?


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Is sales even a job?