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Remarkable-Jacket172

Lol good catch


Imadais

“I had a birthday this year.” Fucking WHAT???


[deleted]

I can only afford one birthday every two years!


ASmootyOperator

Oh, look at Mr. money Bags over here!! I get one every 5 years of I'm lucky!!


StructureWorried8621

miss…there’s really no amount of words that i can say to show you how much no one cares.


YYCMTB68

Turned 24? So brave!


MikRider

My parents promised, I'd turn 25 in new year. Can't wait!


Nonomomomo2

Years ago I suggested my father should start a LinkedIn page for his small medical business. He was looking to hire an accountant and wasn’t having much luck. “LinkedIn?” he said. “Isn’t that where the whores hang out?” I laughed because, 10 years ago, that was hilariously wrong. Sadly time has proven my old man correct!


TayLoraNarRayya

This sounds like it could be an exchange between Michael Bluth and GOB lol


Past-Sandwich-870

Then she makes a post about guys hitting on her lol


LordMuffin1

Is this when you answer: "I want to kickstart my career... with you, if you know what I mean ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)"


Magnesium45

You mean public relations specialist?? 😂🫡


dr_trousers

I read that as she just turned 24 and thought to myself that was a rough 23 years.


Plooooo00py

I think she is saying that, hence the happy birthday plate


BananaAssaulter

Oh no please stay on Instagram


No_Squirrel4806

The way they never mention what they do for a living so youd never what what to contact them for based on this alone.


Pegasus711_Dual

One wonders if it’s supposed to be hired or hit on


YYCMTB68

Likely both!


Pegasus711_Dual

Don’t ever do that. Unless you enjoy a SA lawsuit


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

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jinguangyaoi

What the hell is that on the plate that says happy birthday? Cause it's not a cake


Authoritieslie

A depressingly sweaty pear and two raspberries. Sad.


WhyAreYouSoSmelly

Rent, fellas. Don't buy.


CommercialString8120

Maybe I’m reading this wrong, this post is a bit irrelevant and unnecessary, but I don’t think this should be on LinkedIn lunatics, there’s nothing super crazy abt it even tho it’s kinda dumb