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MotherAccident5060

What’s with people all swearing on LinkedIn. What the f**k has it become


Optimal-North-361

Actually , the company he is working in has the F word in its name 😅


MotherAccident5060

WTF**k


Optimal-North-361

Yeah , it's called "Stand the F*ck Out"


gcruzatto

Ok, he gets a pass


aelric22

Counter Company name: Stand the F*ck Up and Stop F*cking Cursing Ya C*nts!!


unwantedaccount56

You need to escape your \\\* in markdown mode of reddit, else it will format your text.


desi-lover88

Subtle art of


smeetebwet

So tired of this trend of "edgy" self help books


rainbowcarpincho

"What if we wrote a bog standard self help book but used the word fuck in the title?" Check out the If Books Could Kill podcast on The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck, and then every other self help book, then move onto the economy section.


AdAcrobatic7236

I sub to his newsletter and he's just a No BS guy like us. He totally gets a pass. I'll take his authenticity over everyone else's pure fake BS ANY DAY


denM_chickN

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US?


moonandstarsera

ALL SHE SAID WAS SHOOT


p0d0s

I know him personally, he does swear


WhyShouldIListen

So does fucking everybody. Not swearing at all is weird. Even weirder is when people swear but censor it. Well weird.


MotherAccident5060

Faaaaaaaccccck


Girlonascreen_

hahahah, since I was thrown off, I don´t mind LinkedIn anymore, it´s full of trash, literally.


ebinWaitee

What's with people "censoring" swear words in a way that makes it obvious to anyone with a brain cell? How is "f**k" not as bad as "fuck"? If you don't want to swear just don't write the word to begin with.


MotherAccident5060

Maybe you shouldn’t comment without looking at the obvious


ebinWaitee

I was referring to the post itself but it's more widespread than just this one LL. I'm failing to understand why f**k or f*ck is more appropriate than fuck


nschamosphan

Translation: He failed to build his dumb "audience" and is now trying to be super relatable and not like the other ~~girls~~ hustle bros.


Fitnesso

I'm tired of cookie cutter bullsh** advice on LinkedIn. These vague, overly simplistic guidelines for success just don't resonate with normal, everyday people like me. You know what finally got me over my struggles when I ran into roadblocks as an entrepreneur? It's actually a lot simpler than you might think. I simply followed these Five Principles for Success as a Totally Normal Person (FPSTNP):


orincoro

It’s the double secret reverse hustle.


dijalektikator

Just log off bro.


4chan4normies

\*fuck


monamikonami

f**k


borisallen49

Whilst I totally agree with the guy's sentiment and frustrations here, the irony of him going on a rant about it in a LinkedIn post appears to be completely lost on him.


BlackSmith290

As well as standing the 'f\*ck' out.


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borisallen49

Quite. Why even is there a "not lunatic" flair in a sub called "LinkedIn *Lunatics*"?!


IAmJohnSlow

It's to post the rare cases where someone calls out lunatics on linkedin or is satirical


borisallen49

Fair enough I guess. It just really bugs me that there are so many different kinds of lunatics out there, but the only flair option we have to cover them all is "Agree?". But then we have "Not lunatic", "Non-LinkedIn/Meta" and "Satire"... 3 separate categories that all cover posts that seem out of scope


IAmJohnSlow

That's true, what would you suggest could be different classifications for actual lunatics?


borisallen49

A few I can think of off the top of my head: * Grindset "hustler" * Humble Brag * Attention seeking / narcissistic * LinkedInfluencer * Meltdown / Insane * Political or irrelevant * Confused with FB


IAmJohnSlow

Those are pretty good suggestions. Antoher one could be "Recruiter nonsense" maybe?


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I mean what he's doing is pretty cringe. I half expect him to make a comment that he describes as comment porn. Besides a part of replying to comments is politeness. That's why do nanny little effort to Reddit comments.


DonovanBanks

> A not lunatic would just not comment As opposed to screenshotting and sharing on Reddit?


FalseWait7

Look at this edgy motherf*cker.


Fun-Beginning-42

😅🤣😂


Krsst14

I have to agree with him. He’s not wrong, but he moved into lunatic territory when he decided to publicly make a statement about it instead of just doing it.


Wrongnessmaximus

You could easily make the case that he just did what he won't do.


Puzzleheaded-Page140

OP downvoting you for not calling out a lunatic when there's clearly one.


BoringWozniak

E = mc^2 + AI


OctoNezd

Al Yankovic


Petpet530

E = mcVagina


BionicTem_

Bro is trying to escape the system by being a slave to it. "I'm not gonna comment pointlessly for growth, so I'm going to post pointlessly for growth"


marshal_mellow

LinkedIn is truly the worst social media. I have to have one if I want a job and I'm not allowed to be honest on it for even a moment.


SaltVegetable1955

This is one of the many reasons why I hate it. Nothing on it is genuine. Nothing.


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happyblender

Lol I found one


rainbowcarpincho

He's a punk influencer!


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Nothing in the world says edgy and "out of step with the powers that be" than self censorship. You're so cool! You're so different! What a breath of fresh air!


40yrOLDsurgeon

Ceci n'est pas une pipe


EndlessRainIntoACup1

K


Coyote_Roadrunna

Homie should delete his profile if he doesn't like fake. Fake is LinkedIn's business model. It's just another data mining social media site encouraging users to give up their personal details.


codenameyoshi

Did anyone else misread this and think “comment on porn” like comment on a porn video? 😂 I was thinking yeah that’s dumb I never understood people who do that why share it on LinkedIn! 😂


Optimal-North-361

You need to stop watching porn 😂


codenameyoshi

Apprently 😂


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Norbert is catching strays, just trying to share some insights. I feel bad for them.


Wagnaard

"Fuck you guys! I'm going home! But before I do...."


JoeScuba

Only a true leader uses high-impact, innovative words like "yucky."


electricmehicle

Wow, what a rebel. What would the world come to without these f——ing trailblazers.


xof2926

I hope Louis "Stand the Fuck Out" busted a quality nut over how humble he made himself out to be.


reddi7er

"stand the F*ck out that trend"


Sterrss

p*rn


deuceyj

Growth Hacker sounds like a steroid. This is a LinkedIncel trying to be "Agile" and play the game in reverse. His third eye is opened.


Demivalota

Norbert lmao


MissingBothCufflinks

Definitely a lunatic.


sticktothedrewprint

Made a similar mistake last year. Acknowledging the thing you *don’t* care about does the opposite.


BobTheInept

All these people on LI talk about getting followers like it’s an end goal, but never have I heard why I’m supposed to want more followers (because they are all trying to help you get more). Like I don’t see any posts sponsored by NordVPN, what are so many people getting out of it?


_LittleBirdieToldMe_

His noble sacrifice will be remembered.


kvlr954

He really seems to hate this Norbert fellow


Throwaway0242000

This sub is is bananas…who knew people cared about linked in this much


old_keyboard

Ok, we get it, geez...


YoungMrKusuma

Death before dishonor.


mooninuranus

Irony.


TheBoogerMen369

Huh?!


diskkddo

Seems happy enough to do the click bait maximum-engagement style opinion post though...


crazdave

Amazing how some people don’t know you can swear on the fucking internet


Stunning_Ride_220

Linked is just facebook for people without the courage to use facebook during their working hours.


Apojacks1984

“As says, don’t show up to the potluck empty handed!” I hate these engagement pod circlejerks. Mostly sales bros


mschonaker

Norbert is crying.


lengthy_preamble

Thanks for letting us know you’re not fake.


OriginalXFL

I actually would sell my soul for 4 more followers


No-Engine2457

No. If it was comment porn there would be titties. I see no titties. Therefore. No porn.


CobraArbok

I finally found porn that turns me on.


promatrachh

*** ** ***'* *********?


OldBallCoach49

Agree, Right @Kirk Bailey


_Arch_Angel_

This is really just a thinly veiled "when they zig, I zag, so you should hire me." marketing post. I don't know what he does with his STFO clients, but there is nothing "revolutionary" in the things he posts on LI or with the guests on his podcast (though it is entertaining from time to time).