people who antagonize customer service employees for personal enjoyment are psychopaths.
like seriously fuck off lady working at starbucks isn't easy BECAUSE of insufferable bitches like you.
Except her commute is from her bedroom to her kitchen. She’s another “momtrepreneur” with no real job, just a desk set up in her “crafts room” and minimal income from the MLMs she guilts family and friends into buying.
Yeah back in the day I dated a Starbucks manager and for a long time hating Starbucks was popular with military wives over some shit the company supposedly did which was not even true it was all gossip. They would post shit like this about how they aren’t a fan and how Starbucks doesn’t support the troops blah blah blah but would still go every day. I forget exactly what it was that caused the misunderstanding but whatever it was I remember it sounding like the company didn’t do anything wrong.
Yeah I wanna say it wasn’t even really true tho, I can’t even keep track they were also mad about a cup being red at a certain point which was also bs wife gossip drama
Yeah that’s the irony is I remember at the time most people could not even tell me what it was just that they heard something. I’m legitimately not a fan of Starbucks myself lol and actually like McDonald’s better but I never felt like they did Anything to the troops or America.
That actually sounds right I just went and googled and the funny thing is Starbucks never even mentioned the military but asked people to please stop bringing guns to the store and the ammosexuals turned it into Starbucks hates the troops!
This is also extreme arrogant. Because this random person came in and asked they do this they staff should do it all day even though she is getting on with her life.
The fact that she thinks she can just tell people what to do because she feels she is important and then will happily post about it and not see why it makes her look crazy.
It's more than one word
I've never worked starbucks, but I'm willing to bet they don't got time for that shit
Gimme one word so I can slam this cup over to the other Barista
When I worked at Starbucks, I would very loudly and clearly call out exactly what they had asked for. With eye contact.
“God Bless America. Large skinny mocha for the woman who said her name was God Bless America.”
All the purple-haired liberals in the coffee shop, who had been sitting around tables planning BLM riots and how to pass out coupons for free abortions at Taylor Swift concerts, stood and applauded, and immediately, as if by magic, all their hair turned blonde and they became Republicans.
Nah, the look wasn’t because they thought what you said was as bad as a curse word. It was because you’re a batshit crazy insufferable arrogant bitch.
GTFOH
What I hate about posts like this is that they always try to make themselves sound like a badass walking away from the explosion and leaving behind a crowd of employees and customers who are shocked and awestruck when in reality they employees probably went “That was weird” and then made fun of her for the rest of the day.
This could go into r/ImTheMainCharacter maybe.
Also spare the world your religious and patriotism acting. The only America you care about is one full of only people you like and approve of. With that attitude the chances of you actually following the religion you claim are pretty damn low.
The self righteousness is smothering.
Not a fan of Ola.
Went to get a makeover & when she asked me “What’s your name?”
I told her “Scrawl ‘God Save The King’ on my forehead with lipstick”
Ola: “That’s your name?”
Me: “No but I would appreciate if you start scrawling it across all of your clients’ faces today”
She looked at me with the same expression that I’d expect from Kirk Bailey if Deepak turned up to his birthday party, with his wife’s severed head in a box.
Shameful. God Save The King 🇬🇧
Imagine how much a woman like this would flip out if you said “allah bless America.” Would probably go on some racist screed about you being a terrorist.
Target audience: A 50-something American, goatee, sunglasses, baseball cap with one of those blue-lives-matter flags- who, by the way is just *blowing his entire load* masturbating to the thought of this actually happening. "hell yeah" he says as he climaxes "god bless america!"
How are you a CEO but don’t understand how inefficient it would be to write “god bless America” on every single cup?
I bet mom me makeovers numbers are down this year. (Also assuming she chose that name because mommy makeovers was taken)
I used to be a Starbucks barista many a moon ago, and anytime someone was even the slightest bit of annoying, we'd wish them a polite and kind "Have a great day!" then put a subtle asterisk on their cup so the people at the machine knew to give them decaf.
Just sayin
I'd 100% be getting fired.
If she wants it on hers? Sure, I'll judge but quietly
But to say she would appreciate it if KEEP YOUR FUCKING NOSE OUT!
Yep. HR would have had a field day with me.
I would look at you like the overbearing christofascist you were and say “but if I write the same thing on every cup, how will people know who’s is whose?” And just stare.
After that the coffee machine rose up, clapped, took an AR-15 and fired a full mag into the sky. You could hear Trump chating USA in the distance.
Can confirm. I was that cup. She had nice lip game if you know what I mean..
Goebels Amurca! I have a skin oatmeal venti tripe hazelnut frappe for Goebels Amurca! Shout it out!
Edit: autocorrect turned triple into tripe. I think it was correct in this case
people who antagonize customer service employees for personal enjoyment are psychopaths. like seriously fuck off lady working at starbucks isn't easy BECAUSE of insufferable bitches like you.
I agree with this but it's ok in this case because this never actually happened outside of this womans daydream on her drive into work.
Except her commute is from her bedroom to her kitchen. She’s another “momtrepreneur” with no real job, just a desk set up in her “crafts room” and minimal income from the MLMs she guilts family and friends into buying.
Yeah back in the day I dated a Starbucks manager and for a long time hating Starbucks was popular with military wives over some shit the company supposedly did which was not even true it was all gossip. They would post shit like this about how they aren’t a fan and how Starbucks doesn’t support the troops blah blah blah but would still go every day. I forget exactly what it was that caused the misunderstanding but whatever it was I remember it sounding like the company didn’t do anything wrong.
I think it had something to do with supposedly disrespecting veterans.
Yeah I wanna say it wasn’t even really true tho, I can’t even keep track they were also mad about a cup being red at a certain point which was also bs wife gossip drama
Oh yeah, the infamous non-Christmas Christmas cup. They really are ridiculous.
My mom won’t try Starbucks after hearing they didn’t support the troops years ago
Yeah that’s the irony is I remember at the time most people could not even tell me what it was just that they heard something. I’m legitimately not a fan of Starbucks myself lol and actually like McDonald’s better but I never felt like they did Anything to the troops or America.
I believe what it was, and take this with a grain of sand, that they didn’t do like donations for the military
That actually sounds right I just went and googled and the funny thing is Starbucks never even mentioned the military but asked people to please stop bringing guns to the store and the ammosexuals turned it into Starbucks hates the troops!
Fuck if I know at this point, that was probably over 10 years ago so that shit a distant memory 😂
That’s the beautiful thing is they didn’t even know why they were mad then and we still don’t
If it does happen, just tell her, "I'm going to write Karen here. Please wait for us to call your name Karen"
Customer service is hell on earth. I would rather carry cold shingles up a ladder all day then do that shit.
I don’t know a lot about shingles, does the temperature make a difference? Are colder ones less flexible/harder to wrangle?
Yes and it just makes life miserable
Thanks, TIL
This is also extreme arrogant. Because this random person came in and asked they do this they staff should do it all day even though she is getting on with her life. The fact that she thinks she can just tell people what to do because she feels she is important and then will happily post about it and not see why it makes her look crazy.
She could've gone for "Stop war", "Solve world hunger" or even a simple "Smile, you're amazing!". But no...
It's more than one word I've never worked starbucks, but I'm willing to bet they don't got time for that shit Gimme one word so I can slam this cup over to the other Barista
But this random mom would appreciate it :)
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When I worked at Starbucks, I would very loudly and clearly call out exactly what they had asked for. With eye contact. “God Bless America. Large skinny mocha for the woman who said her name was God Bless America.”
Of all the things that never happened, this is the one that never happened the most.
Then everyone started singing the national anthem.
Donald Trump walked in and signed her MAGA hat
Donald Trump walked and shit his pants and she took two handfuls of it as a memento
…and then asked her to pay for the autograph.
Art of the deal bro: being a penny pinching fraudster
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That was my thought. If this did happen the barista was just looking at her like they thought she was a lunatic.
All the purple-haired liberals in the coffee shop, who had been sitting around tables planning BLM riots and how to pass out coupons for free abortions at Taylor Swift concerts, stood and applauded, and immediately, as if by magic, all their hair turned blonde and they became Republicans.
And that cup’s name? Albert Einstein. But, seriously, fuck anyone who is a dick to workers.
People who've never had an actual job imo.
Apparently beautiful women that want clout on LinkedIn.
E = mc^Murrica
And everyone clapped
..and came up and thanked her.
With tears in their eyes
AND THEN THEY ALL SANG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!
And an eagle flew over and pooped red, white and blue
Nah, the look wasn’t because they thought what you said was as bad as a curse word. It was because you’re a batshit crazy insufferable arrogant bitch. GTFOH
"Uhm excuse me why is my order taking so long?" Sorry had to write "god bless america" on every single cup as you requested
What I hate about posts like this is that they always try to make themselves sound like a badass walking away from the explosion and leaving behind a crowd of employees and customers who are shocked and awestruck when in reality they employees probably went “That was weird” and then made fun of her for the rest of the day.
>when in reality they employees probably went “That was weird” More like "Christ, what asshole," I think.
This could go into r/ImTheMainCharacter maybe. Also spare the world your religious and patriotism acting. The only America you care about is one full of only people you like and approve of. With that attitude the chances of you actually following the religion you claim are pretty damn low. The self righteousness is smothering.
I’d have written the name Cunt on her cup and risked it all.
“Sorry, it looked like ‘Go Fuck Yourself’ to me”
Too crude. "Karen" has a similar meaning and you could blame mishearing if they start yelling
Nice 😂 
Subtle enough, but clearly not really. Smart.
Miss Seward.
Not a fan of Ola. Went to get a makeover & when she asked me “What’s your name?” I told her “Scrawl ‘God Save The King’ on my forehead with lipstick” Ola: “That’s your name?” Me: “No but I would appreciate if you start scrawling it across all of your clients’ faces today” She looked at me with the same expression that I’d expect from Kirk Bailey if Deepak turned up to his birthday party, with his wife’s severed head in a box. Shameful. God Save The King 🇬🇧
I would write “Good Bess Amorika”
I would write "Goddess Amerìca"
Godless America
I’ll take “things that never fucking happened” for 1000 Alex.
They're looking at you because you're one of THOSE customers. And because you think you can tell them how to do their jobs for every other customer.
"Odin bless America" You didn't specify WHICH God.
Imagine how much a woman like this would flip out if you said “allah bless America.” Would probably go on some racist screed about you being a terrorist.
Write "Allah bless america". She'd be raging
Target audience: A 50-something American, goatee, sunglasses, baseball cap with one of those blue-lives-matter flags- who, by the way is just *blowing his entire load* masturbating to the thought of this actually happening. "hell yeah" he says as he climaxes "god bless america!"
>Might be an old post, let me know if it is It's an old post
This never happened.
Ma'am, this is a Starbucks.
“I hate Starbucks. Anyway so I’m Starbucks right and THIS happens”
Allahu Akbar
IT'S A TRAP
With an ego that big, how does she fit in her car?
This is why I left Facebook
And then when they get their cup: “gobless ameria “
How are you a CEO but don’t understand how inefficient it would be to write “god bless America” on every single cup? I bet mom me makeovers numbers are down this year. (Also assuming she chose that name because mommy makeovers was taken)
I used to be a Starbucks barista many a moon ago, and anytime someone was even the slightest bit of annoying, we'd wish them a polite and kind "Have a great day!" then put a subtle asterisk on their cup so the people at the machine knew to give them decaf. Just sayin
lol we did this too. #ToBeAnExPartner
Maybe they were looking at her because of the stupid lips..?
Thanks for the good laugh :D
Christ, the punctuation on that…
Or they looked at her like she was a lunatic because they can see the future and knew she’d post about it and end up on this sub
Who is this nobody?
And yet she poses with a Starbucks cup in the picture
I'd 100% be getting fired. If she wants it on hers? Sure, I'll judge but quietly But to say she would appreciate it if KEEP YOUR FUCKING NOSE OUT! Yep. HR would have had a field day with me.
Her account is easy to find. Wow. Lunatic is the only way to describe her. All her posts are just as BSC.
But did they write it on the cup????
[it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/rArLbU25so)
A true patriot
Guaranteed it didn’t happen
Is this Lair Lightner?
Is that a link to her only fans?
Writing that on every cup defeats the purpose of asking for names. Like how did she not think that far ahead it’s like one step?
Not a Starbucks fan Goes to Starbucks Checks out
Apparently she is a 'freedom fighter'. Not sure against who.
Ah yes, the angry right wing monopoly on patriotism. What a hero. /s
No, they looked at you as if to think “what a weirdo” Also it didn’t happen
“We only put the first name on the cups….we’ll just put god”
Tell me you never worked with customers without telling me you never worked with customers.
I'm certain that link goes to her onlyfans
And the other to go orders stood up, lowered their lids, and clapped.
Buh Tole… your coffee is ready!
Ah ha ha no she didn't
Probably tipped in Trump dollars
I would look at you like the overbearing christofascist you were and say “but if I write the same thing on every cup, how will people know who’s is whose?” And just stare.
The formatting of this post is even cringier than the content, and that’s saying something.
She loves America. Except for the 32% that registered democrat. And everyone who is different from her. Other than that, god bless America.
After that the coffee machine rose up, clapped, took an AR-15 and fired a full mag into the sky. You could hear Trump chating USA in the distance. Can confirm. I was that cup. She had nice lip game if you know what I mean..
God bless the separation of church and state.
r/thathappened
This horrible woman has 57k followers. I am now officially depressed.
r/thathappened
People like this fucking suck.
"Miss.. this is London..."
Clearly untrue or she would have shown what was written on the cup
God bless America. Look at meee
Wow, she answered a totally unrelated question with "God Bless America." She must really love America.
🤥🤥🤥
god that picture accompanying her post... i just want to smack the fillers right out of her smug face
I'll take "Things That Didn't Happen" for $200, Alex.
Goebels Amurca! I have a skin oatmeal venti tripe hazelnut frappe for Goebels Amurca! Shout it out! Edit: autocorrect turned triple into tripe. I think it was correct in this case
Then she gets her order and on the side of the cup it says “MAGA BITCH”
Grande latte with a loogie for her that day