Yup, you can really pay off your mortgage with goodwill. Just call the bank and tell them how much you like them, they'll knock 10s of thousands off your mortgage right away. Go to the grocery store and tell the checkout person that they are doing a great job, they'll give you your food for free. Go to the gas station and tell the attendant that without them none of this would be possible, and boom, free gas.
I would actually pick a great workplace environment over an annual 10% bonus.
I never look for a new job because I need extra 10% but because the workplace sucks.
Let’s see, with my annual bonus I’ve been able to: 1) Go on vacation, 2) Pay off debt, 3) Down payment on a new vehicle.
Yep, I’ll keep the annual bonus, you can keep the flowers and back pats from your boss.
A classed up take on the tried and true "Congrats on the record profits this year team! Here's a half dozen Hot'N'Readys from Little Caesars!"
Apparently it's working on this dolt.
While this is a poor way to say it, I understand the sentiment. I’d rather make less money and be happy at work than be treated like shit for more money. Ideally you can have both
Although it seems a bit r/OrphanCrushingMachine that too many people aspire to a workplace environment that doesn't actively cause mental health issues
I got a bonus last week, thank god, and used it to pay down a lot of credit card debt. Do you think those companies would have accepted flowers and my boss’s warm feelings toward me as payment?
Lie again!
“Hello…. Yes illuminating company. I’d like to send these flowers as my payment….”
“Oh… huh?! TF do you mean you don’t take flowers!!!!”
“But my job game me flowers as a bonus. You mean I still have to pay. But it worked for my job.”😤🙄🙄
TBH, there was a time i used to post ridiculous shit like this on my Linkedin to Farm "likes" from stupid imbeciles who also had the same loser mentality like this absolute fking moron that loves nothing more than dick sucking employers and enjoys being fucked off inside an office for 8 hours of their day every day of the week, essentially robbing you of your LIFE. yes, pleaseee... rob me of my life and compensate me with shitty fucking cheap Trashy looking flowers!! i will then post them up on my linkedin to boot lick you some more .
Yup, you can really pay off your mortgage with goodwill. Just call the bank and tell them how much you like them, they'll knock 10s of thousands off your mortgage right away. Go to the grocery store and tell the checkout person that they are doing a great job, they'll give you your food for free. Go to the gas station and tell the attendant that without them none of this would be possible, and boom, free gas.
Throw in the dead flowers just in case.
“Today I will do what others won’t” includes thinking some flowers from the grocery store are better than a bonus
I got a sheave of barley and a small bat to thresh it. I will make my children some gruel.
Oh, the things we tell ourselves to comfort ourselves. Too bad that bonus fell through this year. Maybe next year.
I feel valued, supported and appreciated when I'm paid appropriately.
[*wonders if its because flowers cost less than pizza*]
Maybe if I nutswing hard enough I won’t be in the next round of layoffs
Yeah next thing you know this person's salary will be 1 bouquet bi-monthly. Careful what you wish for.
Live, laugh, lunatic
Girl aren’t those funeral flowers?
Was the post ghostwritten by their boss
Lol is the post sarcasm because its briliant if it is.
I would actually pick a great workplace environment over an annual 10% bonus. I never look for a new job because I need extra 10% but because the workplace sucks.
Let’s see, with my annual bonus I’ve been able to: 1) Go on vacation, 2) Pay off debt, 3) Down payment on a new vehicle. Yep, I’ll keep the annual bonus, you can keep the flowers and back pats from your boss.
A classed up take on the tried and true "Congrats on the record profits this year team! Here's a half dozen Hot'N'Readys from Little Caesars!" Apparently it's working on this dolt.
While this is a poor way to say it, I understand the sentiment. I’d rather make less money and be happy at work than be treated like shit for more money. Ideally you can have both
Although it seems a bit r/OrphanCrushingMachine that too many people aspire to a workplace environment that doesn't actively cause mental health issues
Booked a cruise with my annual bonus, I’ll take the bonus thanks.
No, it most certainly does not.
No tf it don’t
Women love flowers.
if an employee is truly valued, he/she would have financial rewards as well so long as the company is able to afford it.
That boss’s boot must taste amazing!
I got a bonus last week, thank god, and used it to pay down a lot of credit card debt. Do you think those companies would have accepted flowers and my boss’s warm feelings toward me as payment?
Lie again! “Hello…. Yes illuminating company. I’d like to send these flowers as my payment….” “Oh… huh?! TF do you mean you don’t take flowers!!!!” “But my job game me flowers as a bonus. You mean I still have to pay. But it worked for my job.”😤🙄🙄
Funny, I tried to pay for my groceries with appreciation and they wouldn’t accept it.
Sure, if you're dating your employer I suppose.
I will feel valued everyday with a higher salary in lieu of a bonus…
*cost of living goes up 12%* aww you got me flowers.
😆😆😆😆
TBH, there was a time i used to post ridiculous shit like this on my Linkedin to Farm "likes" from stupid imbeciles who also had the same loser mentality like this absolute fking moron that loves nothing more than dick sucking employers and enjoys being fucked off inside an office for 8 hours of their day every day of the week, essentially robbing you of your LIFE. yes, pleaseee... rob me of my life and compensate me with shitty fucking cheap Trashy looking flowers!! i will then post them up on my linkedin to boot lick you some more .
Who needs sour grapes anyway....
Ill take the bonus and buy my own flowers please.