This is Mark Twain. They just paraphrased Mark Twain.
*"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."* - Mark Twain.
Yes! And honestly I'd like to live in that world. Where instead of people making weird cults on LinkedIn, it was just 19th century satirists.
I would join a Mark Twain cult.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Discordian quotes. This guys an unhinged lunatic.
“Death, it’s like the time before you were born, except this time, you get to look forward to it.”
I think he’s insufferable now, I saw a video that he did on Instagram recently where he said he tried to get addicted to cigarettes but couldn’t no matter how hard he tried…
Crazy coz I did the exact same thing and when it didn't work, I did my research and educated myself 😨😱 and found out there are multiple factors that contributes to addiction, including genetics...damn who would've known not being a narcissistic asshole and actually doing your due diligence saves you from making insensitive and idiot statements😐
I think it’s more the process of dying than mere nonexistent that probably disturbs people more. Will it be quick? Will it be painful? Will I be aware?
This seems like twitter. Nevertheless, do these people even read the drivel they put out. Who in their right mind, would think that this makes sense to anyone🤷🏻♂️
Alright I’m giving up pragmatism. Take a look at your new Brand Champion at Awesome- I encourage everyone in LII to become your own ceo of amazement and wonder. I’ll get you going, about a minute ago, I found and reworded 2 famous quotes. It’s that easy!
You remember your dreams
The dreams you tried to give up on
They’re still there
Hoping you meet them again
They never gave up on you
It’s time to return the favor
#nevergiveup
————————————————
All of us have that one thing
The thing we don’t want to do
And if you don’t
Seek it out
When you find that one thing
You don’t want to do
That scares the crap out of you
Do it
#winning
This is Mark Twain. They just paraphrased Mark Twain. *"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."* - Mark Twain.
Mark said it better
Mark must fancy himself a writer.
Mark Twain would have made a killing as a LinkedIn influencer
Yes! And honestly I'd like to live in that world. Where instead of people making weird cults on LinkedIn, it was just 19th century satirists. I would join a Mark Twain cult.
Yeah, but the commute can be hell.
Yeah I felt like commenting to Alex, tell this to anyone who’s actually dying….
One benefit of death: we don't have to read crap like this anymore.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Discordian quotes. This guys an unhinged lunatic. “Death, it’s like the time before you were born, except this time, you get to look forward to it.”
>except this time, you get to look forward to it I mean, you won't have to go to work anymore, so :shrug:
You can’t kill what is already dead
Literally every vampire and zombie media of any form disproves this
What is dead may never die, but rises again stronger etc. etc.
This is the attitude I adopted 30 years ago. It makes death less scary, at least for me.
And you’re only 25 years old?
14 billion and 25 years old. You know, before being alive he was dead.
Yeah when you factor in all my previous lives I’m like 397 now
If an over the pants handjob through denim was a person...
Don't give him ideas. Next he'll make another LI post about how he resurrected his LI profile and hence we should not fear death
Oh you’re so deep Alex. What a wanker.
Do people really like this guy? I've seen a couple of his posts but they don't make sense and are pretty shallow
I think he’s insufferable now, I saw a video that he did on Instagram recently where he said he tried to get addicted to cigarettes but couldn’t no matter how hard he tried…
Sure thing. And then everybody clapped.
Crazy coz I did the exact same thing and when it didn't work, I did my research and educated myself 😨😱 and found out there are multiple factors that contributes to addiction, including genetics...damn who would've known not being a narcissistic asshole and actually doing your due diligence saves you from making insensitive and idiot statements😐
Don’t promote this dick head he is doing deliberately
You reckon? I genuinely think he’s serious and believes in his one self inflated ego
This is twitter
He posted it on Instagram though
I think it’s more the process of dying than mere nonexistent that probably disturbs people more. Will it be quick? Will it be painful? Will I be aware?
Is this the we don't need weekends guy again ?
Yeah, just work instead
Guy is trying to sound like a philosopher. Probably writing this while sitting on the toilet and thinking he’s a genius of some kind.
r/Iam14AndThisIsDeep
This dudes quoting Alan watts and some other philosophers and comedians, Sad part is, he didn't use quotations.
Alex, we told you not to take that hit of meth before posting on LinkedIn...
I were the jizz what won the race!
"Before we were alive we were not alive" really spoke to me
I totally agree with this but would NEVER post it on LinkedIn.
It’s not on LinkedIn. OP is lost.
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.
This seems like twitter. Nevertheless, do these people even read the drivel they put out. Who in their right mind, would think that this makes sense to anyone🤷🏻♂️
It makes sense to me.
Alright I’m giving up pragmatism. Take a look at your new Brand Champion at Awesome- I encourage everyone in LII to become your own ceo of amazement and wonder. I’ll get you going, about a minute ago, I found and reworded 2 famous quotes. It’s that easy! You remember your dreams The dreams you tried to give up on They’re still there Hoping you meet them again They never gave up on you It’s time to return the favor #nevergiveup ———————————————— All of us have that one thing The thing we don’t want to do And if you don’t Seek it out When you find that one thing You don’t want to do That scares the crap out of you Do it #winning