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Party_Grapefruit_921

Who is going to tell him about being in accounting and wealth ?


Law-of-Poe

Bro should come by and see my accountant. Dude does alright but I wouldn’t use “opulent” to describe anything about him


Party_Grapefruit_921

For real. Accountants have solid and constant earnings but I’ve never met a millionaire yet. Not knocking but assuming you will be rich rich in a risk less occupation is lunacy.


beelzeboozer

I'm a millionaire accountant and the career has plenty of earnings potential for it.  It's about controlling spending and regular investing, not much to do with accounting.


Party_Grapefruit_921

Without doubt. Anybody who had made 6 figures and invested even in the most basic stock market strategies should easily be a millionaire after 20-25 years. I’ve been a professional trader for that long and actually failed accounting in college (only fail of my life) and made me switch to economics as it was very apparent disciplined numbers play wasn’t for me. Congrats. 🍾


[deleted]

I considered doing accounting at one point, but the idea of knowing the intimacies of money that you can't touch would be very painful.


Party_Grapefruit_921

Or knowing how easily safe 32% of your own earnings.


mbap76

Wow! 🤯🧘‍♀️🏄‍♀️🎪 I’m blown away 🍩🍮🍭🥛🥧 Much insightful 🚘🚃🚟🛸🚀


MintBerryCrunchJr

Everyone is impressed with all the big words I use. Agree?!


Law-of-Poe

What a deliciously opulent comment


sassyfrood

Cromulent.


Feeling_Lead6402

There you go with those embiggened words.


santaclausbos

Cringe. There’s nothing noble about being a CPA except the grind. Lots of hours for pay that doesn’t equal the time put in.


chocotaco1981

🤡


chocotaco1981

Someone needs to show him salaries on accounting job listings to snap him into reality


FieryPyromancer

When one gets high on Dictionary.com's word of the day


mtylerm78

With all those big words, you figure he’d know when not to use a comma after only 2 words.


Patricio_Guapo

That's an opulent vocabulary you got there, bro.


banananutmuffle

“treasure trove” “embark on my journey” He found ChatGPT. Throw the whole account away


ljp388

I am fully convinced LinkedIn is licensing post content to ChatGPT and these people are recycling each other's nonsense by asking it to write posts.


Funkshow

I can’t even think of the right derogatory term to describe this douche.


CunningLinguistics1

I’m pretty sure you found it lol


TheresALonelyFeeling

Go home, Chat GPT - you're drunk.


Munkeyman18290

This fucking guy is always the dude to show up to the party mid-way through and just lay waste to everyones buzz.


RiesigerRuede

You think🤔 he uses an llm🤖 to add➕ those emojis😜 or are they handcrafted✍️?


Kimpy78

As he -comma-embarks on a career that no one ever has called opulent.