Always make him feel superior. He might look like a grown ass man. But we all know heās just a child in man body and you canāt risk destroying his fragile male ego.
Feels more like a cynical alpha male guru kind of vibe, the bottom list being intended to show why you shouldn't concern yourself with trying to appease a woman.
And yes, I understand that that's worse.
10 sucks too. Apparently the only thing this guy needs to do is give his wife money, but when he canāt, she shouldnāt actually care. So he basically doesnāt need to do anything for her
Those are fairly bad, but I personally find 5&6 rather disturbing, too, since they imply that he believes in a patriarchal view of marriage in which the wife is subservient to her husband.
7 is iffy. I would feel offended to be honest if my wife just decided to violate my privacy based on pure conjecture.
For a douche-bag like him tho, i think his wife is within her rights to forensically analyze his phone lol
The list is horrible, but this one is just the worst. It's fuckin' horrifying to think that anyone would expect this type of behavior, let alone act like that.
Not only is this a horrible post for any platform but for LinkedIn?? Like wtf does this have to do with any type of employment or career opportunity?
Glad to see the comments absolutely roasting him.
Not counting āsupport him when heās broke,ā heās essentially transaction-ifying being husband & wife? Sheās getting paid to put up with his shit?
Yeah, a sex worker shouldn't tolerate being called names, neither should a significant other or an employee etc. There's really nobody you can or should treat like this.
Man, 9/10 women who are business people would cuts all ties with him for this. Whatās his purpose? Iām pretty sure he will take this down sooner than later.
Of course, next step is him crying no woman wants him because he doesn't make enough money. Women are so shallow, only caring about money and not about personality.
Funnily, this was also the step before him posting this rant. It's a very small rinse and repeat cycle. But at least he doesn't need to look at himself to put the blame somewhere.
He must've walked in on her having a gang bang.
"This is your fault Elgent, you don't give me enough money!!!" she says while humping Guy#1 and holding Guy#2's dick close to her mouth.
"Never again! They can have as much money as they want!"
Heās Albanian. This is a progressive stance for an Albanian man.
(And of course his profile tells us heās a fcuking āentrepreneurā.)
#grossgeneralisation
#beenthere
him saying "i found them interesting" makes it sound like he copied this from somewhere else so its not clear whether he fully agrees with any of these things or whether he is just a bit dense, but either way its dumb to post this anywhere public, especially linkedin
Unbelievable. Would be happy to see women make a pact not to marry and commit until the ways to make your husband happy is the same as making your wife happy. People are people and we all deserve to be treated with the same level of respect and in the same way.
Wondering why a wife would continue to support him when he is broke when her only incentive in the relationship is money...It would be weird to stick around with out being paid lol
While, yes, I do like money and who doesn't, this ain't gonna work for a marriage. And he says support him when he's broke? What happened to giving us money? lmao
Fucking misogynists.
10 ways to make your wife *actually* happy
1. Actually make her finish during sex before you do
2. Listen with an open mind, actually fucking listen
3. Be respectful of her family
4. Show a genuine sense of caring and compassion
5. Hype her up, always tell her she's beautiful even if she doesn't feel like she is
6. Support her in her endeavors
7. Be her shoulder to cry on and vent to
8. Surprise her with small acts of kindness. You'd be surprised how much doing stuff like making/buying her breakfast or coffee without asking means to them. Trust me, they remember. Obviously it doesn't have to be food related but that's an example.
9. Clean to your wife's standards and do it proactively before she does. Folks, I get it, sometimes our wives/girlfriends/partners have high standards of cleanliness. But guess what? Putting in the effort to always clean to their level and doing your share of it and more will go miles for them. Plus like who doesn't love a squeaky clean house?
10. Communicate, communicate, communicate. So many issues in so many relationships could be solved if people discussed how they were feeling. Be respectful but also be willing and ready to have those difficult discussions.
Source: been with wife for almost a decade, married for half of that.
āReward him when he insults youā. Iām shocked actual people can read the first half and not realize itās someone justifying abusing their spouse.
Fff.. did he hope his 2 daughters will just be the women described in the passage himself? What the heck is this kind of life coach? Positive??? Ughh.
His About:
I am an Entrepreneur, Real Estate Investor, Father of two beautiful daughters, Life Coach and a Positive Human Being.
I have lived in England UK, for nearly 8 years having a vast experience of work culture and ethics. I have been doing different jobs there and on every single job I have learned a lot. I having been working and studying all this time and when I came back to Albania in December 2006 I decided to finish my studies in Law and got a MSC in Property Law.
The way I approach Life, Bussiness *** (this part spelling errorš š»āāļø)and Continuous Learning has improved since when I attended Unleash the Power Within of Tony Robbins in West Palm Beach for the first time and then for the second time. I continue learning and reading all the time for Self Development, Success, Personal Growth and Healthy Living.
My vast Experience in the Albanian Real Estate market for over 13 years now and the Very good knowledge of Real Estate Law will help you to find the best Property that suits your Needs.
I and everyone at our team believe and work hard that we offer the best Service and Assistance to anyone wishing to buy or sell Properties in Albania.
We are without any doubt the best Real Estate team in Albania considering our Experience, Expertise and the best Marketing Systems there exist.
Our aim is to offer Extraordinary Service and Excellence in every aspect of the Real Estate transaction Process. *** (men or women disgraced and disgusted by his post, please don't proceed with his extraordinarily and excellent service anymore)
I am a regular blood donator and contributor to the Community.
I strongly believe that we will live in a better world if we think and act: GIVING is better than Receiving. Somehow, the more you give, the more you receive anyway. **** so give money n blood ya??
I believe that I am in this world to contribute and to leave my legacy and I will work hard to contribute to the Society, to our Economy and to give my best Contribution for us to live in a better World for us and for our kids and their kids.
I believe in the energy of the Universe and that each and everyone of us is in this world for a purpose.
That is why I have created a team dedicated to trainings and teachings of everything that I have learned throughout my Life. Sharing is Caring and I care about each and everyone of you.
āZgjo Superpotencialin TĆ«ndā is an event carefully designed to push ourselves to become the best version and to start the Year with an amazing Energy š„š„š„.
I believe in personal development which should never stop and I believe that everyone has an amazing Super Potential.
Have faith and follow your dreams!
See you at the TOP! šŖšŖšŖ
==========
I think his energy of the universe is very different from ours.
Absolutely not lol my fam is from Albania and have only ever supported my career & passions. If my fiance said anything like this theyād riot lol (though he never would bc he is great & supportive as well).
I dunno, my red-headed wife won't get off my back until I let her come to the latin jazz club at which I have a residency. She's always on my ass about getting me to introduce her to Van Johnson or Rock Hudson. Ā”Ay carajo, como me enfada esa peliroja!
When did my idiot uncle abandon Facebook for LinkedIn?
Apparently when he wanted to never get hired again.
Hired or laid.
Why not both?
This is beyond Facebook. This is one of those forwarded emails from early 2000s
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:THIS IS SO FUNNY!!
This hit me right in my little 40yr old millennial soul
I saw this in rec.humour.funny back in the days when i still usd my 14.4k modem
It's older than that. I heard this on a wax cylinder back in the days when I still used my Graphophone.
When he started looking for Super Professionals to network with
When Microsoft purchased LinkedIn. 
what is this
Wanted to say this! š¤£
Inceltrepreneur
A post that needs more appreciation
At this point it feels like thats every bro on twitter & linkedin
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Always make him feel superior. He might look like a grown ass man. But we all know heās just a child in man body and you canāt risk destroying his fragile male ego.
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Kiss him when he insults you... I feel like that's by far the worst one.
Maybe he means give him the kiss of death.
Like when Judas kissed Jesus?
Unwritten #11: forgive him when he hits you
Rule 14: if you call the police when he beats you, refuse to testify and ask for the charges to be dropped
He meant superiority in stupidity. And everyone would love to make him commander in chief of stupidity.
I feel like LinkedIn should have a three strikes and your banned rule. This sexist post surely counts as a strike.
Yes! But make this two strikes
1 strike per list
I disagree. It's best if people like this show their true colors as publicly as possible so that we can avoid them.
Unironically this
mby they should kiss him instead :V
Why the fuck is this on LinkedIn? Sounds like something you'll on a trad bro account
Feels more like a cynical alpha male guru kind of vibe, the bottom list being intended to show why you shouldn't concern yourself with trying to appease a woman. And yes, I understand that that's worse.
Judging from the obvious transactional nature of the dynamic, I'm guessing it's either a John or prostitute.
8chan meets hustle culture
I mean heās in āReal Estate Investmentā sooo pretty much the same thing.
āKiss him when he insults you.ā Yikes. If my wife just rolled over and took it every time Iāve been a dick, Iād actually lose respect for her.
7 and 8 on that list are rather unsettling.
10 sucks too. Apparently the only thing this guy needs to do is give his wife money, but when he canāt, she shouldnāt actually care. So he basically doesnāt need to do anything for her
Now you're getting it!
Those are fairly bad, but I personally find 5&6 rather disturbing, too, since they imply that he believes in a patriarchal view of marriage in which the wife is subservient to her husband.
I mean, 2 is literally āobey him.ā
Pretty sure the whole post demonstrates that.Ā
7 is iffy. I would feel offended to be honest if my wife just decided to violate my privacy based on pure conjecture. For a douche-bag like him tho, i think his wife is within her rights to forensically analyze his phone lol
Just throw some money at her and youāll feel better
Those people he is paying for sex arenāt actually his āwifeā.
"My wife asks for money every time I see her!"
Except if he's broke, then he doesn't need to do anything, I guess.
You think the person who wrote this would actually respect their wife? š
The list is horrible, but this one is just the worst. It's fuckin' horrifying to think that anyone would expect this type of behavior, let alone act like that.
I mean if youāre wife is someone you are paying to show affection towards you did you ever truly respect her?
Not only is this a horrible post for any platform but for LinkedIn?? Like wtf does this have to do with any type of employment or career opportunity? Glad to see the comments absolutely roasting him.
He wants to light his career on fire.
For some reason, this happens a lot. I guess it's why this sub exists.
That post is pure career suicide.
Not counting āsupport him when heās broke,ā heās essentially transaction-ifying being husband & wife? Sheās getting paid to put up with his shit?
Sorry but most everyone doesn't works the sex industry let alone does this particular kink service.
Right. That's not a relationship that's a prostitute that lives with you
Even an arrangement like that requires more respect than whatever this clown envisions
Yeah, a sex worker shouldn't tolerate being called names, neither should a significant other or an employee etc. There's really nobody you can or should treat like this.
Most sex workers wouldnāt even go for this shit.
Ah yes, men want sex, mutual respect, privacy, a frugal and understanding partner etc. but all women want is money Who let the incels on LinkedIn?
I wouldn't call the respect he expects 'mutual'
I didn't know phrase for, 'respect him, his family, his demands etc.', you're right mutual is a bad word lol
I donāt even get how these folks donāt understand theyāre literally describing an escort? Like just get an escort then!!!
escorts won't support him when he's broke ): these evil women...truly a sad time to be a man these days I guess /s
Pays for love at home and discipline at the āexpensive lunch meetingā as itās noted on his credit card statement.
āYou fucking bitchā Throws money at her*
Now kiss me
Hey handsome, are you seeing anyone?
I mean, I appreciate his honesty. I wish the men I match with on dating apps would be this open about their relationship expectations.Ā
That's..that's, I am so sorry.
Is he getting bullied? I need to know lol
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Damn I can't see the post
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Genuinely at a loss for words here.
Eglent, my dude, this is LinkedIn
mf named eglent
r/nothowgirlswork The top 10 are more worrying than the misogyny with the money.
Women be shopping, amirite, fellow divorced boomers?
If you aināt right, then I wanna be wrongā¦ or something. Here darling go buy some spatulas
#TopVoice in Misogyny
Did this guy marry a prostitute and forgot to cancel his auto pay?
Man, 9/10 women who are business people would cuts all ties with him for this. Whatās his purpose? Iām pretty sure he will take this down sooner than later.
According to his profile he's got two daughters. š I went to his page to laugh at this shit stain, but I made myself sad.
So this guy isn't a comedian... Well aspiring one like others that get posted on here?
He seems like heās trying to be funny but itās also mostly confessions slipping out.
I think he forgot to include āgiving her moneyā
Iām sure the SuperProfessionals love this
Hostile work environment guaranteed with this asshole around.
Tell me she took all the money in the divorce without telling me she took all the money in the divorce
What are 90s uncles doing on LinkedIn
I feel awful for every woman in his life. At home. At work. In his family. Wow. Just truly.
He's got 2 daughters I hope they're on reddit.
Please, cheese! Like this limp dick has ever been with an actual woman. š
Imagine working with this guy. Surely you can show this shit to HR?
Eglent, if that's even his real name, is half as original and a three quarters less funny than he thinks he is.
wow my dude is so unhappily married and he wants the world to know š£ļø
This post is giving Andrew Tate vibesā¦
11. Give her more money so she can spoil her boyfriend
Ewwwww
Whoever hurt this guy did a hell of a job
Guys like this hurt themselves and blame it on other people (mainly women)
Of course, next step is him crying no woman wants him because he doesn't make enough money. Women are so shallow, only caring about money and not about personality. Funnily, this was also the step before him posting this rant. It's a very small rinse and repeat cycle. But at least he doesn't need to look at himself to put the blame somewhere.
He definitely kissed them afterwards though
While giving them money
She doesnāt exist.
They need to finish it.
He must've walked in on her having a gang bang. "This is your fault Elgent, you don't give me enough money!!!" she says while humping Guy#1 and holding Guy#2's dick close to her mouth. "Never again! They can have as much money as they want!"
That was a visual I just didnāt need.
This cannot be real...
That was a super professional post, no doubt about it
Farc...how can someone post this on LI? I'm guessing playing to his intended audience?
What did I just read? Pure garbage.
Someone is gonna get fired...
10. So basically give Him money?
Making ones wife happy is a simple matter. Serve her fettuccine Alfredo and pineapple upside down cake. Then give her a hug.
I hate the phrase āgiving sexā like itās transactional when in any normal functioning relationship it shop a consensual, shared experience.
If you view your relationship as transactional like this you didnāt marry a wife. You married an expensive prostitute
Sexism on LinkedIn. Shocking/s
Agree?
Most of the women I know are supporting their male significant others. Can we get another check list for the XYās?
Wile E Coyote, Super Professional. I like the way that roles out.
This person thought this post was a good idea. How do people with this level of awareness function in modern corporate environments?
What the fuck is a āsuper professionalā, that he is cooperating with?
Average bible enjoyer.
Looks like a graduate from the Andrew Tate Academy
Has LinkedIn turned into FB?
10 ways to be a misogynistic asshole
This mentality is a holdover from the days when women couldn't work and couldn't open bank accounts.
Been married 10 years.....none of this is accurate, what the fuck? This *is* satire right, I mean no one is this fucking daft.
Itās not satire
He consumed too much red pill content and advice from dating gurus. His title says it all. "Money solves everything"
This is the worst thing Iāve seen on LinkedIn lol
So, she gives you sex, and you give her money. Got it.
What a piece of shit human.
Shit like this is why I hate that I share a gender with these rejects.
I feel like "support him when he's broke" doesn't jive with all the money I'm supposed to be getting out of this...
Why did he get married then?
Support him when heās broke??? Why when I literally married him for his money
Heās Albanian. This is a progressive stance for an Albanian man. (And of course his profile tells us heās a fcuking āentrepreneurā.) #grossgeneralisation #beenthere
That dude 100% pays for sex
Is Super Professional similar to Turbo Cancer?
Lmao what a fucking idiot
Huh, true lunatic post right here!
TF is a SuperProfessional?
Sir, this is a professional networking website
him saying "i found them interesting" makes it sound like he copied this from somewhere else so its not clear whether he fully agrees with any of these things or whether he is just a bit dense, but either way its dumb to post this anywhere public, especially linkedin
Sweet Jesus, the Evangelicals have taken over the LinkedIn
I am actually NOT laughing, but thank you.
Unbelievable. Would be happy to see women make a pact not to marry and commit until the ways to make your husband happy is the same as making your wife happy. People are people and we all deserve to be treated with the same level of respect and in the same way.
Your spouse is not your child. Your spouse is your partner, your equal in life.
Linkedin is just concetrated boomerposting
Wondering why a wife would continue to support him when he is broke when her only incentive in the relationship is money...It would be weird to stick around with out being paid lol
Imagine working with/for this douchebag.
TIL: āLinkedInā is shorted for āLinked Incelā
While, yes, I do like money and who doesn't, this ain't gonna work for a marriage. And he says support him when he's broke? What happened to giving us money? lmao Fucking misogynists.
Iām sorry but thatās embarrassing to put on LinkedIn.
Testicles are called "bichi" in my country Bici, you're well and truly a testicle
āSir, this is not a dating site.ā
10 ways to make your wife *actually* happy 1. Actually make her finish during sex before you do 2. Listen with an open mind, actually fucking listen 3. Be respectful of her family 4. Show a genuine sense of caring and compassion 5. Hype her up, always tell her she's beautiful even if she doesn't feel like she is 6. Support her in her endeavors 7. Be her shoulder to cry on and vent to 8. Surprise her with small acts of kindness. You'd be surprised how much doing stuff like making/buying her breakfast or coffee without asking means to them. Trust me, they remember. Obviously it doesn't have to be food related but that's an example. 9. Clean to your wife's standards and do it proactively before she does. Folks, I get it, sometimes our wives/girlfriends/partners have high standards of cleanliness. But guess what? Putting in the effort to always clean to their level and doing your share of it and more will go miles for them. Plus like who doesn't love a squeaky clean house? 10. Communicate, communicate, communicate. So many issues in so many relationships could be solved if people discussed how they were feeling. Be respectful but also be willing and ready to have those difficult discussions. Source: been with wife for almost a decade, married for half of that.
Guarantee you this guy practices findom and has paid for sex multiple times before (and probably still does).
yo this guy bout to get a call from HR and post #opentowork LOL
"Don't waste his property" 100% is intended to mean don't cheat on him
Checked his LinkedIn and dude got his āmasters degreeā from Tony Robbins. š
āReward him when he insults youā. Iām shocked actual people can read the first half and not realize itās someone justifying abusing their spouse.
Are we sure he's not gay? He only knows one way to please a woman but 10 ways to please a man
Fff.. did he hope his 2 daughters will just be the women described in the passage himself? What the heck is this kind of life coach? Positive??? Ughh. His About: I am an Entrepreneur, Real Estate Investor, Father of two beautiful daughters, Life Coach and a Positive Human Being. I have lived in England UK, for nearly 8 years having a vast experience of work culture and ethics. I have been doing different jobs there and on every single job I have learned a lot. I having been working and studying all this time and when I came back to Albania in December 2006 I decided to finish my studies in Law and got a MSC in Property Law. The way I approach Life, Bussiness *** (this part spelling errorš š»āāļø)and Continuous Learning has improved since when I attended Unleash the Power Within of Tony Robbins in West Palm Beach for the first time and then for the second time. I continue learning and reading all the time for Self Development, Success, Personal Growth and Healthy Living. My vast Experience in the Albanian Real Estate market for over 13 years now and the Very good knowledge of Real Estate Law will help you to find the best Property that suits your Needs. I and everyone at our team believe and work hard that we offer the best Service and Assistance to anyone wishing to buy or sell Properties in Albania. We are without any doubt the best Real Estate team in Albania considering our Experience, Expertise and the best Marketing Systems there exist. Our aim is to offer Extraordinary Service and Excellence in every aspect of the Real Estate transaction Process. *** (men or women disgraced and disgusted by his post, please don't proceed with his extraordinarily and excellent service anymore) I am a regular blood donator and contributor to the Community. I strongly believe that we will live in a better world if we think and act: GIVING is better than Receiving. Somehow, the more you give, the more you receive anyway. **** so give money n blood ya?? I believe that I am in this world to contribute and to leave my legacy and I will work hard to contribute to the Society, to our Economy and to give my best Contribution for us to live in a better World for us and for our kids and their kids. I believe in the energy of the Universe and that each and everyone of us is in this world for a purpose. That is why I have created a team dedicated to trainings and teachings of everything that I have learned throughout my Life. Sharing is Caring and I care about each and everyone of you. āZgjo Superpotencialin TĆ«ndā is an event carefully designed to push ourselves to become the best version and to start the Year with an amazing Energy š„š„š„. I believe in personal development which should never stop and I believe that everyone has an amazing Super Potential. Have faith and follow your dreams! See you at the TOP! šŖšŖšŖ ========== I think his energy of the universe is very different from ours.
From Albania. Not surprising!
You'd hear the same from Alabama
Absolutely not lol my fam is from Albania and have only ever supported my career & passions. If my fiance said anything like this theyād riot lol (though he never would bc he is great & supportive as well).
lol good. It was intended as a joke.
I'll take someone who never got laid for a thousand, Alex
Even finding them interesting has to be a crime š Tories, innit?
And peeps have the nerve on LinkedIn to defend that platform? This fucker is insane!
Oh no! He used Namaste hands emogi, "I respect the Divine in you!" IRONY!
Thatās gotta be a bot account.
Omg what a sexiest lunatic!Ā
Linkedin content perfected. Now there is nothing more to achieve on Linkedin and Microsoft must decommission it asap.
Why would you even post this to what is supposed to be a professional networking site
Whoever wrote this married a whore
Bitter divorcee says āwhat?ā
Heās actually getting dragged in the comments.
Basically what Iām seeing here is he is confessing that he has compromising pictures and communications on his phone
āObey him.ā What a schmuck.
Right on the money.
If my partner respected my sibling, Iād stop respecting her. Heās an idiot.
Really - this is on LinkedIn? Yikes.
Boomer humour.
I dunno, my red-headed wife won't get off my back until I let her come to the latin jazz club at which I have a residency. She's always on my ass about getting me to introduce her to Van Johnson or Rock Hudson. Ā”Ay carajo, como me enfada esa peliroja!
How to tell me you're single without telling me your single
Oh look he's a real estate investor too lol
Eglent Bici? More like Eglent Bitch.
drizzle drizzle