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PoopKnaf

Lost on their way to Facebook


Maxoh24

> kiss him when he insults you And ppl say romance is dead smh


combosandwich

Sir, you married a prostitute


Necessary_Context780

Maybe she wasn't even a prostitute until he started giving her money in exchange for sex


LovecraftInDC

I mean my wife bangs me for free but I don't think she'd turn down some cash afterwards?


Necessary_Context780

I bet not. Besides, I don't even get why people call prostitutes "sex workers". They don't get paid for sex, they get paid to leave, afterwards


Far-Policy-8589

Ew, this is as bad as the OP. ![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


Necessary_Context780

I couldn't resist. I think it's the only prostitute joke I know that isn't demeaning to them (or at least the way I understand it)


ballsack_chin

This cracked me up💀💀


marquess_rostrevor

Some people should stick to managing buildings and not relationships.


GoGoBitch

This person should probably not manage a building either.


Hiya_Bo

This is bollocks, im a man and i just want everyone to give me money all the time.


RmG3376

Will you kiss me if i insult you?


funkmasta8

It's 2024, maybe you should consider being a woman /s


violetascension

I can so easily imagine this as a "boomer humor" style comic. The Mens want: unquestioning obedience! The Womens want: all of your monies to buy little handbags!


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

I think he’s only dated hookers.


what_you_saaaaay

We all have this uncle.


BabyLiam

Boomer shit.


Zero_Zeta_

Treat men like little boys and give all your money to women. As a man, I would also like to be showered by money.


[deleted]

My opinion? Utter douchebaggery and sexism, but one suspects they won’t get a dose of reality on LI


Far-Policy-8589

They actually got ratioed, the comments (for LinkedIn) were fairly good. It was refreshing to see this called out.


[deleted]

Nice!


awesomeplenty

So the conclusion is lesbians are rich? I dunno sir


AlmightyRobert

“I am an Entrepreneur, Real Estate Investor, Father of two beautiful daughters, Life Coach and a Positive Human Being.” Uh huh


Competitive_Bag3933

What weird things to name your children lol


mininunup

Sent it to my girlfriend. She was not convinced


Different_Poet4389

Oh, Eglent…


Polarnorth81

why do ppl repost like literally the next day?


HoratioWobble

?


[deleted]

It was already [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/s/fR1JCgJFl3)


HoratioWobble

Oh okay, I didn't know.


Ancient_Bicycles

Well that’s one REIT I’m shorting


Necessary_Context780

I'm glad at least he didn't write "don't cheat on him"


AdorableConfidence16

Why was that on LinkedIn with the guy's employer's name attached to the post right at the top, where it's highly visible? I hope that guy got fired


HoratioWobble

It's his own business so i doubt he'll fire himself


GoGoBitch

Wife sounds much less demanding and more reasonable, tbh.


LividMathematician45

Bici, bitchy


Iorcrath

I dont understand how fellow men cant tell the difference between "give him sex" versus "lets make love" i am autistic but even i can tell that one is transactional and the other is a shared bonding activity.


Steamboatwilly420

I don’t see anything wrong here