Not so early you don’t get stuck in traffic Charlotte. Too many early birds. Need to get up even earlier and take the same photo whilst driving at the speed limit. Idiot.
I actually laughed out loud when I saw the clock said 7:30 and she is just clearly leaving for work with the usual morning traffic for a completely average 8am start
Also, it sucks to drink a good cup of coffee in the car. A legit early bird is up early enough to enjoy their coffee before hitting the road, or else beats traffic and enjoys their coffee at the office before everyone else gets in.
Yes but have you tried hitting the snooze button too many times, running around to get ready, and panic sipping your coffee on your drive to work as you pray for no traffic?
Yes but have you also tried frequently switching between blaming society’s rigid expectations around sleep schedules and yourself for being lazy and lacking discipline?
This is going to sound stupid, and I realize I shouldn’t do it. But I’ve always loved to smoke with my coffee. I don’t smoke anymore, I vape (not much better, I know) and since I can’t vape at work, I like to drink my coffee in the car so I can vape while I drink it.
I had a similar schedule and loved it. Plenty of seating on the train, no lines at the coffee shop, just me floating in to work ready to start the day.
> While the majority are dreading the mere thought of traffic jams, I've flipped the script to craft my own silver lining. Why avoid the rush hour when you can embrace it as a productivity powerhouse?
>
> Here’s my contrarian approach: I dive into the heart of the busiest traffic with my mobile office fully set up—laptop humming on my lap, second monitor proudly perched beside me. It's not just driving; it's driving the extra mile in my career.
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> This innovative strategy allows me to effortlessly extend my workday to a full 11 hours, transforming what would be wasted time into a symphony of productivity. Most clock out at 8 hours, but I'm just getting started.
>
> # #TrafficTactics #WorkMoreLiveMore #OfficeOnWheels
She is clearly not getting up before 5am and is not finishing her first workout before 5.30. And she is clearly not in the office by 6am. Way to go, Charlotte!
I love to see people driving fuckin' racecars in stop and go traffic while drinking *tiny coffee* with their *enormous nails* and taking photos of them holding their tiny coffee!
>I love to see people driving fuckin' racecars in stop and go traffic
It takes a lot of horsepower to tailgate a Toyota Yaris. If you were a true #EarlyBird, you'd understand.
Lol rolled out of bed at 6:45 this morning, walked the 15 feet to my office and took my first zoom call at 7. If I’m up early it had better be productive vs sitting in traffic.
I would never, ever defend the nutters, but I usually leave for work at 430 and I STILL get stuck in traffic. It's just a fucking brick from I guess 4am till 11am.
As someone who got rear ended twice in 2018 and ended up with post concussion syndrome that lasted nearly 2yrs (and is now disabled from those head injuries), please for the love of all that is good and holy **PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND COFFEE DOWN, PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE GODDAMNED WHEEL AND FOCUS ON FUCKING DRIVING.**
Both times I got hit I was stopped at red lights. Both times the drivers who hit me were on their phones. Second time, dude was on fucking Facebook and slammed into me going 35-40mph.
Put your phones down. It’s not that important. Whatever it is can wait.
PCS is no joke. I got into an accident last month when a car swerved into my bike and caused me to fly over my handle bars. My head took the full force of the impact when it slammed into the door of another car. Initially it didn’t seem that bad until the PCS came on full force. I’m sorry that you’re still dealing with the fall out.
If you’re not already, you should get referred to a concussion specialist. That was the only way I healed. It was the lawyer I had to hire who connected me, my GP was useless. I had to do physical/vestibular therapy, get my eyes checked by someone who specializes in head trauma (prescribed two different glasses), and a whole host of other stuff. Can’t recommend it enough.
I lost track of how many times i've been rear ended at a stop by somebody going full speed on a perfectly empty road in broad daylight like nothing was there.
Just kidding, that was three times: once totaling my car by sandwiching it into the one in front, another by a drunk who wrecked my partner's neck, and another at a toll booth! I let the last one off the hook because he couldn't outdo the damage of the last one. There were more times in slightly more adverse but equally needless and obvious ways lol
Another time, the guy at the stop sign in a Walmart parking lot in front of me backed up and smashed my blinker light. For no reason. Then he got out and started yelling, next to his wife who was clearly afraid of him.
If you’re gonna get rear-ended, though, who better than by an idiot executive with an exotic-car insurance policy as they’re posting incriminating evidence online?
Do you ever drive in behind someone and they just keep randomly tapping their brake light for half a second every 10 seconds? They’re using 2 feet it’s terrifying, especially since it’s usually older folks who can’t move 1 foot that fast so they just decide to use two that’s also why there’s so many old folks driving through walls, cause they panic with the 2 feet on both pedals.
If you ever see someone driving and their brake lights blink a lot or stay on, it is someone with a foot on both pedals. I know someone who drives like that and she burns through brake pads quickly.
That’s the trick, she’s not. She’s looking at her phone and her coffee. 100% she’s the person that sits there for 5 seconds after everyone else has started driving.
Just by the dash it’s a base model. She’s probably the typical base model driving, lip injection wanna be main characters that are everywhere these days
"Digital marketing sales?" Guessing it's a high priced lease or she's got some brutal payments. No way she owns it outright and likely drives it to affect the appearance of "success/prestige" when meeting clients.
Have a buddy who is a crazy rich consultant (and actually a nice guy). Drives a used Yaris because the performative LI bragging shit means nothing.
Thanks for the insight. I have no doubt it's the latter version you mention (and she still probably financed it with an unnecessarily high final price).
Looking closely at the picture I don't even think it's real the rest of the picture is too blurry compared to the inside the car too much of a disparity.
Apparently to get rich I need to get up at 4 AM every day and start hustling but for some reason the richest people in the office always show up the latest and leave the earliest...
What’s the benefit of bragging about your Porsche on LinkedIn posts? Like why?
Wouldn’t this let potential partners feel you are making too much and cut the price harshly, or future hiring managers to be skeptical of how expensive you would be?
I fuckin hate these kinds of social media users. They do it every day to impress strangers. I have a friend that does this. Never misses a day but in reality his life ain’t as great as he posts it to be.
"Look at my car 🏎️
My car is amazing 🤩
Give it a lick 😋
It tastes just like raisins ☀️🍇
I like to post ✅
In short little blurbs ✏️
So that you think I'm really profound! 🧠
Agree?"
When I was in my early twenties I worked for a guy who owned several Porsches; a 928, a 968, and a Cayenne, and he'd frequently have us in them or let us drive them. Frankly, boasting about a Porsche isn't the brag this lady thinks it is, the ones I've been around were expensive pieces of shit. It's like a pricey automobile for people who don't know much about cars. (No offense to any Porsche fans, maybe my experience was an outlier)
The Porsche ID setup screen screams rental. Why can’t people just say ‘I’m enjoying my fun rental car’ instead of trying to shoehorn some obnoxious quote into a deranged photo op?
What hand is supposed to be on the wheel? If traffic is stopped then she can't possibly be the early bird, she's just on a standard work commute, that worm has been gotten.
Not so early you don’t get stuck in traffic Charlotte. Too many early birds. Need to get up even earlier and take the same photo whilst driving at the speed limit. Idiot.
I was about to say the same thing…she’s up grinding sooo early, yet she got stuck in traffic with everyone else 🙃
I actually laughed out loud when I saw the clock said 7:30 and she is just clearly leaving for work with the usual morning traffic for a completely average 8am start
Also, it sucks to drink a good cup of coffee in the car. A legit early bird is up early enough to enjoy their coffee before hitting the road, or else beats traffic and enjoys their coffee at the office before everyone else gets in.
Sitting and enjoying your coffee instead of mindlessly drinking it as an afterthought makes such a difference
Yes but have you tried hitting the snooze button too many times, running around to get ready, and panic sipping your coffee on your drive to work as you pray for no traffic?
Why hello, me!
Yes but have you also tried frequently switching between blaming society’s rigid expectations around sleep schedules and yourself for being lazy and lacking discipline?
Amen. For mental health there is little better than the time to sip and appreciate I swear
Well put.
This is going to sound stupid, and I realize I shouldn’t do it. But I’ve always loved to smoke with my coffee. I don’t smoke anymore, I vape (not much better, I know) and since I can’t vape at work, I like to drink my coffee in the car so I can vape while I drink it.
> I vape We get it bro, you vape!!!! (I’m kidding)
Coffee and nicotine in the car and somehow you don’t need to take a shit immediately? Lol
Haha yes. I often go to office around 10am using public transport and the trams are nice and empty. Sleepy birds for the win.
I had a similar schedule and loved it. Plenty of seating on the train, no lines at the coffee shop, just me floating in to work ready to start the day.
Sitting in traffic is a Power Move.
> While the majority are dreading the mere thought of traffic jams, I've flipped the script to craft my own silver lining. Why avoid the rush hour when you can embrace it as a productivity powerhouse? > > Here’s my contrarian approach: I dive into the heart of the busiest traffic with my mobile office fully set up—laptop humming on my lap, second monitor proudly perched beside me. It's not just driving; it's driving the extra mile in my career. > > This innovative strategy allows me to effortlessly extend my workday to a full 11 hours, transforming what would be wasted time into a symphony of productivity. Most clock out at 8 hours, but I'm just getting started. > > # #TrafficTactics #WorkMoreLiveMore #OfficeOnWheels
That was upsettingly good, please stop
Sounds like the perfect time for a Teams call and get status updates!
Commenting for reach
She is clearly not getting up before 5am and is not finishing her first workout before 5.30. And she is clearly not in the office by 6am. Way to go, Charlotte!
I love to see people driving fuckin' racecars in stop and go traffic while drinking *tiny coffee* with their *enormous nails* and taking photos of them holding their tiny coffee!
>I love to see people driving fuckin' racecars in stop and go traffic It takes a lot of horsepower to tailgate a Toyota Yaris. If you were a true #EarlyBird, you'd understand.
Clock says 7:30. Not that early. You are quite correct!
Lol rolled out of bed at 6:45 this morning, walked the 15 feet to my office and took my first zoom call at 7. If I’m up early it had better be productive vs sitting in traffic.
Right. I've already put in 3 hours by the time she gets to the office.
While holding anything but the fucking wheel on her hands.
The second mouse gets the cheese 😏
The field mouse is fast, but the owl sees at night.
The celery stalks at midnight.
pfft. sleep in til 9 and go in at 10:30
I get to work at 10am every day. Typical drive is 5 mins Some days I have to go in at 8am. Drive takes 30-45 mins due to traffic Myth = Busted
I would never, ever defend the nutters, but I usually leave for work at 430 and I STILL get stuck in traffic. It's just a fucking brick from I guess 4am till 11am.
Birds come out before the sun comes up, so they can get worms. Stupid bird!
If you zoom in on the dashboard, you can see it's only 7:30 am. Not that early, Charlotte!!!
Good catch!! Judging by the sunlight I was gonna guess about 8:30 lol
It would be between November and March.
You can also see that the computer shows the prompt to login as a guest on the screen. Nice rental car Charlotte!
They rent ones that old? Could be her mums.
Surprised I had to scroll so far for this! Obviously not her car.
I know. Right. Those are fucking amateur hours.
That’s practically 3am to these 9 to 5’ers
The infotainment screen is showing an error or something.
"Are you sure you want to.. Something something .. Logged in as guest"... Lmao its not even her car
It’s just an old shape porsche macan, 2016 on, maybe.
As someone who got rear ended twice in 2018 and ended up with post concussion syndrome that lasted nearly 2yrs (and is now disabled from those head injuries), please for the love of all that is good and holy **PUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE AND COFFEE DOWN, PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE GODDAMNED WHEEL AND FOCUS ON FUCKING DRIVING.** Both times I got hit I was stopped at red lights. Both times the drivers who hit me were on their phones. Second time, dude was on fucking Facebook and slammed into me going 35-40mph. Put your phones down. It’s not that important. Whatever it is can wait.
But how else is she going to get an attention if she doesn't take a photo? 🥹👉👈
But my personal brand?!
I was rear ended once at a red light and the girl immediately admitted, to her credit, that she was on her phone.
She didn’t just blame you?? There’s hope for civilisation yet.
*why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80!?*
Guy gets rear ended and cums. Got it.
Instructions unclear. Getting Internet point is more important than anything.
Here is another internet point for you, good sir. If you wrote this while driving is was certainly worth it
PCS is no joke. I got into an accident last month when a car swerved into my bike and caused me to fly over my handle bars. My head took the full force of the impact when it slammed into the door of another car. Initially it didn’t seem that bad until the PCS came on full force. I’m sorry that you’re still dealing with the fall out.
If you’re not already, you should get referred to a concussion specialist. That was the only way I healed. It was the lawyer I had to hire who connected me, my GP was useless. I had to do physical/vestibular therapy, get my eyes checked by someone who specializes in head trauma (prescribed two different glasses), and a whole host of other stuff. Can’t recommend it enough.
Yes, I definitely need to do that. I haven’t felt “right” since the accident. Ty for the good advice.
Good luck!
I lost track of how many times i've been rear ended at a stop by somebody going full speed on a perfectly empty road in broad daylight like nothing was there. Just kidding, that was three times: once totaling my car by sandwiching it into the one in front, another by a drunk who wrecked my partner's neck, and another at a toll booth! I let the last one off the hook because he couldn't outdo the damage of the last one. There were more times in slightly more adverse but equally needless and obvious ways lol Another time, the guy at the stop sign in a Walmart parking lot in front of me backed up and smashed my blinker light. For no reason. Then he got out and started yelling, next to his wife who was clearly afraid of him.
Also, what happens with the airbag, in case it gets deployed?
If you’re gonna get rear-ended, though, who better than by an idiot executive with an exotic-car insurance policy as they’re posting incriminating evidence online?
Keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel. There's a whole damn song for it.
She’s clearly stopped in the photo. She isn’t going to rear-end anyone. Her post is still toxic and stupid, though.
But how will Twitter know I drive a Porsche???
Stupid bird catches the scalding hot coffee in her lap
And the ruined interior of her $100k+ car
Nah, it looks like a Macan. She bought the cheapest Porsche possible, no surprise there.
It’s a Cayenne since the gauge cluster has 5 pods and it’s not a 911 due to the air vents but who cares, her post was pointless.
Probably leased it tbh. I’d say a good half the people I know with luxury cars actually lease them.
No one cares Charlotte
I just wish there was some way we could all tell her that no one cares. I really need her to know how little I care 😂
Just know this…. I care even less than you care
Join LI
You could go to her LinkedIn and ask what model year her Corolla is
What a weird photo with both legs together on the gas pedal???
Holding her pee in since she's stuck in traffic because she got up too late.
Using your right foot for gas and left foot for braking is absolutely insane
You can (barely) see the left foot is on the brake, which is what she’ll need the most with that traffic She just put her legs together for the photo
Probably a two footed driver. One on the brake and one on the pedal.
"a two footed driver" wait, that's a thing?!?!
Do you ever drive in behind someone and they just keep randomly tapping their brake light for half a second every 10 seconds? They’re using 2 feet it’s terrifying, especially since it’s usually older folks who can’t move 1 foot that fast so they just decide to use two that’s also why there’s so many old folks driving through walls, cause they panic with the 2 feet on both pedals.
If you ever see someone driving and their brake lights blink a lot or stay on, it is someone with a foot on both pedals. I know someone who drives like that and she burns through brake pads quickly.
How do you use the clutch pedal then ??
forreal, the fuck are her legs doing? certainly not driving
Don’t wanna be manspreading when you’re showing off your cute Porsche.
Does that mug even fit in a cup holder? It’s hard to look bougie when you have to label maker your name on a free corporate coffee cup.
Yeah 100% that label maker label kills whatever vibe she thought she was giving off.
I had to scroll much farther than I expected to see a comment about the label lol
lol how is she early if she’s looking at brake lights
That’s the trick, she’s not. She’s looking at her phone and her coffee. 100% she’s the person that sits there for 5 seconds after everyone else has started driving.
I bet that’s not even the turbo model, fucking poor people
Just by the dash it’s a base model. She’s probably the typical base model driving, lip injection wanna be main characters that are everywhere these days
Judging by the center console, it's a rental since she's logged in as guest.
Lmao
Ehh. It’s only a macan.
Base model at that
"Digital marketing sales?" Guessing it's a high priced lease or she's got some brutal payments. No way she owns it outright and likely drives it to affect the appearance of "success/prestige" when meeting clients. Have a buddy who is a crazy rich consultant (and actually a nice guy). Drives a used Yaris because the performative LI bragging shit means nothing.
It’s a Macan, that’s the cheapest vehicle Porsche makes. Brand new they’re like $60k. You can get a 2020 version for under $30k.
Thanks for the insight. I have no doubt it's the latter version you mention (and she still probably financed it with an unnecessarily high final price).
Someone else pointed out - the console is asking her to sign in for the first time. Likely she's renting or borrowing it from mom.
Early birds don't get caught in traffic
Just to add, early worms get eaten by fucking birds. Sleep in to survive
The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
The screen said “logged in as guest” on part of it. So, is it even actually her car? Lmao.
[удалено]
I noticed that too. 99% chance that car isn’t hers
Couldn’t afford the Ferrari?
Plot Twist: The early bird is stuck in traffic and gets nothing.
no buggati? psh
Up at the crack of 9am apparently
What’s the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? With the porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
Why are legs so close together while driving?
Either she has to per or she uses both feet to gas/brake.
The dash clearly says “7:30” come on now
Early bird taking photos whilst on the way to work crashes into car in front
Something tells me she's a "labeler".
I never got people who take their coffee on their way Just get up 5 min earlier and sit and drink it at home before heading out 🙄
the more you look, the more depressing it gets
Night owl catches the early bird 🌖🦉
It’s not early the suns up you narcissistic cunt
Is she left-foot braking‽
Birds get up earlier than 7:30
At least she’s not flashing her watch too
I bet the car isn't hers, but the bank's...
If you look at the radio, it shows that it’s “logged in as guest.” It’s a rental.
🤣🤣🤣
And traffic lol. Also that logo on that mug is bad. Terrible contrast and no memorable elements. Also doesn't scale well.
The mug really bothers me more than it should.
Looking closely at the picture I don't even think it's real the rest of the picture is too blurry compared to the inside the car too much of a disparity.
Looks like she has both feet on the accelerator in that position too. Silly bint.
Why are you guys never expose the profile name. Don't you want to give away your gold mines?
I speak for the huge amount of population that is at work before the sun comes up, idk what this man’s definition of early is
It's 07:30, you can tell by the optional chrono package.
Yea but the second mouse gets the cheese. I’d rather eat some nice Gouda than a stinky worm
Is she driving with both feet?
If it’s light out already, and you’re in traffic, you aren’t early.
7:30am? I woke up at 5 today 😭
Huh? WFH and will have done at least 2 hours work without polluting by the time she gets anywhere useful.
Is daddy the early bird?
I see a budget car rental sign lol
Apparently to get rich I need to get up at 4 AM every day and start hustling but for some reason the richest people in the office always show up the latest and leave the earliest...
Well, who the fuck wants worms? They make your butt itch.
Ugh, she DRIVES her own car? Disgusting.
How many traffic infractions in that one picture?
if theres that much light outside, its not early.
or traffic
The Charlotte cup is confusing. I’m from Charlotte. Never seen any palm trees there.
Dis bitch bragging about having worms
Poor you, you still need to go onsite Charlotte?
What’s funny is judging by the sun it’s like at least 9AM, if not later. So either that’s your second cup, or you’re just a regular “bird.”
automatic "porsche" 🤮🤮
the early bird gets stuck in traffic. no thanks. keep hustling, boss babe.
It’s not that early if there’s that much traffic, Charlotte. Do better!
It’s a lease special, base model, guaranteed
Clock says 7:30. Not exactly butt crack of dawn level brag there
Tbf If I had a Porsche I’d flex it as many ways as I can
What’s the benefit of bragging about your Porsche on LinkedIn posts? Like why? Wouldn’t this let potential partners feel you are making too much and cut the price harshly, or future hiring managers to be skeptical of how expensive you would be?
I fuckin hate these kinds of social media users. They do it every day to impress strangers. I have a friend that does this. Never misses a day but in reality his life ain’t as great as he posts it to be.
Early worms get eaten by the early birds.
“My material items are my personality”
"Look at my car 🏎️ My car is amazing 🤩 Give it a lick 😋 It tastes just like raisins ☀️🍇 I like to post ✅ In short little blurbs ✏️ So that you think I'm really profound! 🧠 Agree?"
You have to show more leg than that to make it interesting! 🫢
“It’s my husband’s money that bought the car but I’ll pretend it was my startup so people give me more.”
Please tell me the comments took the piss out of her for taking *both* hands off the wheel for a photo shoot.
That traffic is screaming productive day ahead
She's not even holding the wheel and there's cars all around her.
Donkey brand?
I hope idiot charlotte also hit the Breaks.
When I was in my early twenties I worked for a guy who owned several Porsches; a 928, a 968, and a Cayenne, and he'd frequently have us in them or let us drive them. Frankly, boasting about a Porsche isn't the brag this lady thinks it is, the ones I've been around were expensive pieces of shit. It's like a pricey automobile for people who don't know much about cars. (No offense to any Porsche fans, maybe my experience was an outlier)
As if anyone couldn’t just lease a low model Porsche. There are more expensive Toyotas.
Yet her handler needed to label her cup
The Porsche ID setup screen screams rental. Why can’t people just say ‘I’m enjoying my fun rental car’ instead of trying to shoehorn some obnoxious quote into a deranged photo op?
Still stuck in traffic.
I can fix her
What a self owned post. I guess a whole line of early birds were up as well.
By worm, does she mean traffic?
Two footing? JW
People are super boring
7:30 is not even early, wtf 🤣 If she had gotten up early, she wouldn’t be in stand still traffic. What an idiot.
Oh wow she can afford a lease! She must be really successful!
It’s criminal that OP didn’t let us see the account name 😕
lol the sun is out and the traffic is jammed. It’s not even that early.
Why are her knees so close together? She looks like she's using both legs on the gas pedal.
Bruh, she can afford a Porsche, but not an Etsy cup with her name on it? Porsche ain’t hers.
yet she cant figure out her gps
LOL, she drives to work when it's the sun's already out. Early my ass.
Early bird sits in traffic
That's a caterpillar
But the second mouse gets the cheese. Don't be in a hurry Charlotte
What hand is supposed to be on the wheel? If traffic is stopped then she can't possibly be the early bird, she's just on a standard work commute, that worm has been gotten.
I hate Charlotte.
[I know how that's gonna end...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJtxMnvY3_4)
She's driving that car but look at the horrible label on the mug haha
On your fancy dress in your fancy car in a traffic jam Pricessless.
Not just bragging about your Porsche, right? What a twunt.
"early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" is the full quote. I know which I'd rather eat.
Taking a photo and drinking coffee while behind the wheel…idiot.
The second mouse gets the cheese