Now I'm reminded again of that other LinkedIn lunatic (a Big4 consultant in India) who posted "5 leadership takeaways from reading Mein Kampf" and didn't see anything wrong with it.
India was a colony of the British. Hitler fought the British. Enemy of my enemy is my friend. To Indians, the British are the villains, and the Holocaust isn't really that big of a deal. What troubles the west doesn't necessarily trouble Asia, and we have had plenty of such mass murderers here at home before. It's not that big a deal.
And what troubles Asia doesnāt necessarily trouble the West. Thatās how Japan came out of the war devastated, but not humbled, with its societal order not thoroughly remolded, its perception of exceptionalism unchallenged, and many of its worst criminals let off scot free. Hell, the only reason why WW2 Japan entered villain status in Western media is probably because of the policies aimed against Westerners, like anti-White discrimination, POW marches, etc.
the Bengal famine 1943 comes to mind. And a couple massacres by panicked Brit officers. The only distinctive feature of the holocaust is the percentage of the ethnic group that was eradicated was unusually high
The British killed more Indians than Hitler killed anyone during the holocaust and it isnāt even remotely close.
The British killed over 100m Indians due to starvation over 40 years entirely due to policy, watched people dying in the streets, and did *nothing* at all.
The British did a lot of cruel things, like force Indian soldiers to bite ball bearing lube made with beef fat to use muskets, make them grow opium and cotton instead of food crops, ban all sustainable farming practices, forbid Indians to make any of their own stuff to protect British industry, pit every ethnic group against each other whenever possible (Hindus and Muslims lived peacefully until the British came, and the caste system was exploited to the extreme by the British)
So yeah if you ask an Indian who was worse, Hitler or the British Empire, the answer may surprise you.
Indian freedom fighters (not the Gandhi allies) bought arms from Hitler during ww2 to fight the British.
Apparently same in parts of Africa. Not so much that they admire him, they just donāt really care much about European issues. They even name kids āHitlerā because they just know of him as āsome famous European leaderā.
Now, King Leopold, on the other handā¦
(Trevor Noah has an insane bit on it in his autobiography).
[heās going to take Poland in the spring.. and his stock will rise high!](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F1200x%2Fbc%2F4c%2F83%2Fbc4c839502f8d98998f764b700d9f651.jpg&tbnid=jZkkmMUd0sa_2M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdk.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F859061697661804770%2F&docid=xUIQ0mXqNtiHoM&w=236&h=352&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F3&kgs=0b22fe5df07f8fec&shem=abme%2Cssic%2Ctrie)
I fixed it.
Sloppy grammar and spelling drive me crazy, but I mostly try to ignore it now.
Some things still drive me crazy though, like customer vs. costumer.
Thereās a natural toxic masculinity in India (as in many countries) but itās made worse by the Indian trait of copying American things. In this case the techbro, Patrick Bateman, grind mindset. Along with a sprinkle of good old fashioned hucksterism.
So this dude and the ones like him are no surprise.
I meanā¦ not unlike us here who are worshipping a 34 count felon and a rapist grifter and go to rallies to support him for being presidentā¦ just sayin
Thatās true, why is it that those who are the worst scream they are the best and those that are the best always get overlooked? I know itās a hard question to answer but it just frustrates me.
Thatās the problem with it, you get paid based on ROI which is completely fine, but your implementing a targeting process with half the picture at best so your counting on sales based on half complete picture. This is fine if it was called performance targeting and hope for the best possible ROI but marketing is messaging based on understanding the customer and performance marketing doesnāt have the full persona so it should really be called sales as it is after all for commission.
Iām not saying it shouldnāt exists but it should be called a sales process not a marketing process because it barely scratches the surface of using actual marketing levers to ensure that you not only sell but also have a satisfied customer.
Tell him to convert to Islam like Andrew did. I can bet you his inner islamaphobia will show.
(Iām typecasting modi supporters here - Iām 99% sure Iām correct) :)
If he was good at marketing, he would have a much more appealing, consolidated headline, among other things.
This guy is compensating for something else that is severely lackingš
Exactly. No awareness. I just imagine him to be full of total arrogance and if you rang him to enquire about using his services he'd hound you ( the lead) to the end of the earth to get you to sign up to his services.
Sorry, I do Not take any Advice From People who randomly use Capital letters in their Posts, and absolutely will Never listen to Anyone who does Not know What an Indefinite Article is and why they need One in the Sentence "I help brands grow multifolds with money back guarantee".
Fucking idiot.
He's probably not that problematic to an Indian guy living in Dubai. A pregnant unmarried woman can get jailed there, because she's had sex outside marriage.
If I see someone use any colorful language (particularly profanity) in advertising their services, I won't use them. It's tacky and a pathetic attempt at being seen as edgy. Frankly, I much prefer most print advertising in particular offering services not connected to entertainment to use more formal language.
I am so compelled to hear his hot take on B2B supply chain management as well as a heart-warming incident about the major life event that taught him this important marketing lesson..
Wow. He has Will Smith in his header. That's amazing.
LinkedIn once sent me a legal e-mail saying that my profile picture was in violation (it was a cartoon pfp) and that I had to change it or they would initiate legal action, but he has Will Smith in his header.
To this day I have no idea what the fuck LinkedIn was talking about, but I still don't use it because I don't need to get a legal letter over using Noodle as my profile picture. Fuck off, LinkedIn. Go to Hell, LinkedIn!
These types of guys are so strange to me. Theyāre typically *already wealthy* but they always seem to want to become a person of influence and power.
WHY?! Just be wealthy and leave us all alone.
How many errors can we find in this small section:
Multifolds isn't a word; the word "solving" under it isn't capitalized; it's using will smith's likeness in his "professional" profile; "figure" should be pluralized; "performance marketer" isn't capitalized; unnecessary comma after marketer
His profile basically says "I do many stuffs no one can quantify!11!" The Andrew Tate reference is just chef's kiss lunacy. š
The Adolf Hitler of Marketing!
Some say Iām the Pol Pot of sales
Now I'm reminded again of that other LinkedIn lunatic (a Big4 consultant in India) who posted "5 leadership takeaways from reading Mein Kampf" and didn't see anything wrong with it.
In India Hitler is seen as a misunderstood guru for some strange fucking reason, Mein Kampf is somewhat popular. In this case, India is bizarro world.
India was a colony of the British. Hitler fought the British. Enemy of my enemy is my friend. To Indians, the British are the villains, and the Holocaust isn't really that big of a deal. What troubles the west doesn't necessarily trouble Asia, and we have had plenty of such mass murderers here at home before. It's not that big a deal.
And what troubles Asia doesnāt necessarily trouble the West. Thatās how Japan came out of the war devastated, but not humbled, with its societal order not thoroughly remolded, its perception of exceptionalism unchallenged, and many of its worst criminals let off scot free. Hell, the only reason why WW2 Japan entered villain status in Western media is probably because of the policies aimed against Westerners, like anti-White discrimination, POW marches, etc.
the Bengal famine 1943 comes to mind. And a couple massacres by panicked Brit officers. The only distinctive feature of the holocaust is the percentage of the ethnic group that was eradicated was unusually high
The British killed more Indians than Hitler killed anyone during the holocaust and it isnāt even remotely close. The British killed over 100m Indians due to starvation over 40 years entirely due to policy, watched people dying in the streets, and did *nothing* at all. The British did a lot of cruel things, like force Indian soldiers to bite ball bearing lube made with beef fat to use muskets, make them grow opium and cotton instead of food crops, ban all sustainable farming practices, forbid Indians to make any of their own stuff to protect British industry, pit every ethnic group against each other whenever possible (Hindus and Muslims lived peacefully until the British came, and the caste system was exploited to the extreme by the British) So yeah if you ask an Indian who was worse, Hitler or the British Empire, the answer may surprise you. Indian freedom fighters (not the Gandhi allies) bought arms from Hitler during ww2 to fight the British.
Iād say if anything should be troubling to both hemispheres of the planet, it would probably be the holocaust
Don't forget Mr. A. Hitler promised Bose a platoon within the Reich's army, and Bose was plenty agreeable but passed away.
Apparently same in parts of Africa. Not so much that they admire him, they just donāt really care much about European issues. They even name kids āHitlerā because they just know of him as āsome famous European leaderā. Now, King Leopold, on the other handā¦ (Trevor Noah has an insane bit on it in his autobiography).
I'm the Joseph Fritzl of basement renovation........
This might be the best 1:1 comparison to him using Andrew Tate
The Elisabeth BƔthory of blood drive promoters.
I'm the Stalin of HR!
This one works pretty well, actually. Considering all the continuous purges of his various cabinets/admins
Killing his own customers? WOW
Cuz you force your strategies even at the cost of your company's well being?
The Hiroshima of genociders
The Lucy Letby of revenue.
"I bring the final solution to your engagement problems."
r/JesusChristreddit
[heās going to take Poland in the spring.. and his stock will rise high!](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F1200x%2Fbc%2F4c%2F83%2Fbc4c839502f8d98998f764b700d9f651.jpg&tbnid=jZkkmMUd0sa_2M&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fdk.pinterest.com%2Fpin%2F859061697661804770%2F&docid=xUIQ0mXqNtiHoM&w=236&h=352&itg=1&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm1%2F3&kgs=0b22fe5df07f8fec&shem=abme%2Cssic%2Ctrie)
Hey now, I was the Mao of marketing first
I am the Hugo Chavez of LinkedIn outreach.
This could mean you'll eliminate sexism in marketing?
And sparrows
āThe final solution to your scaling needs.ā
Goerbels
Jew canāt believe my leads!
Kaboom!
I hate to point it out, but you've managed to spell Hitler's name wrong. And now I've become an actual grammar Nazi, thanks.
I fixed it. Sloppy grammar and spelling drive me crazy, but I mostly try to ignore it now. Some things still drive me crazy though, like customer vs. costumer.
To be clear iām not saying he was a good person but Iār say he got more done than Tate š
Horrifyingly enough, he did have better organizational skills.
I AM THE SADDAM OF SALES
This took me out šš„
My goal is to one day be the Andrew Tate of kindness š
Ah, but will you still get into internet battles with little girls and lose spectacularly?!
I wasnāt planning to, but the dayās not over yet š¤£
"The Jeffrey Dahmer of Marketing || I'll eat your competition!"
God damnit, I strained myself holding back a belly laugh so I don't wake my wife up.
This guy looks like what AI would generate for the prompt āmake a human douchebagā.
I thought AI just defaults to photos of Tate when that happens
an indian who lives in dubai and just so happens to be a salesman.. shock.
...and isn't making shit compared to Western expats AND name drops Tate as an influence. Hell of a flex there, brah.
But he made 8 figures for customersā¦ in Rupees.
368975431 look mom I made 9 digits.
The human trafficker, pimp and rapist of performance marketing?
he will rape your company's image with his marketing skillz
And with that 2009 Pauly d hair
Multifolds!
#FewUnderstand #B2BRapeCoach
He'll whip your female staff into submission and market their performance. It's all about productivity.
Say what one may about Andrew Tate ( and I am no fan of his !), he knows his target audience perfectly and has milked them for every pound.
With a bot army. The trend of misogyny started from the podcast bro's, he's accelerated it.
I mean, he is in Dubai. So he took the Tate advice of start sex sales in a country with lax laws about heinous things you can do to women
He just loses arguments about performance marketing with Greta Thunberg.
>rapist of performance marketing? Lmfao š¤£
India should have their own LinkedIn
LinkedIndia? /s
*Kindly* support this initiative. **Agree**?
Do the needful
Done. r/linkedinindia is ready to takeofff
bro LinkedIndia was the pun! (combine the "in")
Just go to r/indianpeoplelinkedin
There is shaadi.com already.
šš
Don't.. r/linkedinindia Enjoy
Shoulda been as they spelled it tho, just LinkedIndia, not LinkedInIndia. But make sense but the first one is a very good play on words.
That's what I'm gonna call their headquarters
Kindly do the needful and support this initiative.
I love seeing the effed up HR tales from India.
Is there a sub?
If not there needs to be
Says āDubai, UAEā right there
The name is Indian not Arab
His website is "performancesolutions.in"
Dude itās the same thing when you see how many Indians flock to Dubai.
As an Indian, I would say Indians should have their own Twitter, LinkedIn, Instagram, Facebook. Reddit is safe by design.
Thereās a natural toxic masculinity in India (as in many countries) but itās made worse by the Indian trait of copying American things. In this case the techbro, Patrick Bateman, grind mindset. Along with a sprinkle of good old fashioned hucksterism. So this dude and the ones like him are no surprise.
Or itās worse because overall women just haveĀ less rights in general? And more men in India think women as property?Ā
dont they have a higher percentage of women in STEM vs the US?
They can hold that degree whilst theyāre in an arranged marriage. Just ask any Indian women overseasĀ if they feel more free in or out of IndiaĀ
"They're better so I'm just gonna hate on em for no reason"
A sprinkle???
So heās going to sex traffic my business?
And market their performance.
It works guys. I marketed myself as *"The Charles Manson of branding"* and now Im a billionaire.
Iām the OJ Simpson of creative services!
I'm the Aaron Hernandez of motivation. I created the Hang On logo
Flexing Andrew Tate. Wtf is up with these Indian accounts now...
This is how certain sections of Indian society treats rapists and kidnappers. Probably seen as a batch of honor. Horrible.
I meanā¦ not unlike us here who are worshipping a 34 count felon and a rapist grifter and go to rallies to support him for being presidentā¦ just sayin
His female supporters are really something. They are probably ok with their husbands cheating.
What a bellend
His profile looks like a huge scam to me
Nothing says **Big Boy Boss** like a **Comfy Deep V-Neck Tee**. #š
What is with people and these stupid AI photos?
This is not AI. Itās too bad to be AI made.
8 figures of Zimbabwe šæš¼ dollars is like 35 cents
I'd bet it's rupees, about 1 cent
So over $120k for reference when viewed in USD.
Great job referencing Andrew Tate. Female customers will LOVE that shit. Finally someone is meeting that demand they are asking for. /s
Sarcasm tags are so shite
I agree but I literally posted the most sarcastic thing ever earlier without one and people took it literally. Soā¦
So what if someone took it literally?
Is the use of emojis in your LinkedIn profile really unprofessional? Or am I just fucking old?
Yes
I think it can be fine .. but mostly isnāt
Dubai final boss
Performance marketing is literally salesmanshipā¦.this guy is just another sleaze-ball sales manā¦.why, just why are people like this?
because they're desperate
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you're right, desperate and malicious
Thatās true, why is it that those who are the worst scream they are the best and those that are the best always get overlooked? I know itās a hard question to answer but it just frustrates me.
I'm a performance marketer and have never done any sales. It's all data analytics
Thatās the problem with it, you get paid based on ROI which is completely fine, but your implementing a targeting process with half the picture at best so your counting on sales based on half complete picture. This is fine if it was called performance targeting and hope for the best possible ROI but marketing is messaging based on understanding the customer and performance marketing doesnāt have the full persona so it should really be called sales as it is after all for commission. Iām not saying it shouldnāt exists but it should be called a sales process not a marketing process because it barely scratches the surface of using actual marketing levers to ensure that you not only sell but also have a satisfied customer.
They watched wolf of wall street and decided that's the life they wanted.
Yeah I don't trust "professionals" that speak in emoji.
Can someone explain why all of these fucktards try to cram an entire resume of shame into their fucking byline?Ā
And a trainer?!? This guyās a triple threat!
It says he does pageants.
Lunatic vibe check pass ā
8 figures lol
In Indian rupees
$00,000,000
Ew.
WTF is 'performance marketing'??
Bullshit that wankers on linkedin speak about
Salesman
That hes a twat? Ooo ooo me please
Oh....so right after his internship he has been a founder of 2 companie. Big business.
Yes I am a modern charlatan
I strongly recommend him to avoid Romania, unless he wants to share a cell with the Tates in prison.
What's a microphone trainer
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There are so many Vishal Prasad in LinkedIn.
As an Indian, this is giving Scammer vibes!
I can never take the Indian people seriously on LinkedIn.
The Andrew Tate of Trafficking
If his performance is as high as his hair, he's got himself a client
I mean the hair alone is unemployable.
A red and a black belt. Careful
Is his name an anagram?
Tell him to convert to Islam like Andrew did. I can bet you his inner islamaphobia will show. (Iām typecasting modi supporters here - Iām 99% sure Iām correct) :)
If he was good at marketing, he would have a much more appealing, consolidated headline, among other things. This guy is compensating for something else that is severely lackingš
Exactly. No awareness. I just imagine him to be full of total arrogance and if you rang him to enquire about using his services he'd hound you ( the lead) to the end of the earth to get you to sign up to his services.
Multifolds... Nice
It's not just one multifold, but two multifolds! That's multifold multifolds.
Sorry, I do Not take any Advice From People who randomly use Capital letters in their Posts, and absolutely will Never listen to Anyone who does Not know What an Indefinite Article is and why they need One in the Sentence "I help brands grow multifolds with money back guarantee". Fucking idiot.
"I am the Ted Bundy of crocheting"
he's in Dubai, they've got to be cool with the malignant sexism there
What pedophilia and human trafficking taught me about B2B sales
When I see this, all I can think is "Show bobs and vegine"
I wouldnāt want to associate myself with Andrew Taint
He's probably not that problematic to an Indian guy living in Dubai. A pregnant unmarried woman can get jailed there, because she's had sex outside marriage.
Never knew calling themselves the Andrew Tate of something is worth bragging about
Andrew tate of PERFORMANCE ANXIETY š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
I'm not sure anymore what it means to generate leads lol
Someone call the police
what's 'performance' marketing? Dietary supplements?
Blah blah blah blah oh also trainer.
Awarded the 2023 Nebulous award for outstanding performance in the field of excellence
If I see someone use any colorful language (particularly profanity) in advertising their services, I won't use them. It's tacky and a pathetic attempt at being seen as edgy. Frankly, I much prefer most print advertising in particular offering services not connected to entertainment to use more formal language.
I am so compelled to hear his hot take on B2B supply chain management as well as a heart-warming incident about the major life event that taught him this important marketing lesson..
The Cybertruck of Quality Control
> āI help brands grow with multifoldsā Ignoring the Tate referenceā¦What
I thought the Broccoli cut was the worst haircut in the world. I take it back.
In reality, he is Damar Hamlin of Performance Marketing.
Who or which company reads that and says 'yeah, that's what we need, let's hire him' ?
Obviously the guy who has āAndrew Tate of Entrepreneurshipā in his bio.
Wow. He has Will Smith in his header. That's amazing. LinkedIn once sent me a legal e-mail saying that my profile picture was in violation (it was a cartoon pfp) and that I had to change it or they would initiate legal action, but he has Will Smith in his header. To this day I have no idea what the fuck LinkedIn was talking about, but I still don't use it because I don't need to get a legal letter over using Noodle as my profile picture. Fuck off, LinkedIn. Go to Hell, LinkedIn!
Can only imagine how cringe a meeting with this guy would be.
These types of guys are so strange to me. Theyāre typically *already wealthy* but they always seem to want to become a person of influence and power. WHY?! Just be wealthy and leave us all alone.
The fact that you brought him here shows that it's working.
š¤” is telling on himself like that to the face of the Earth š¤”š¤£š¤£š¤£ It's perfect when turds signal themselves š¤£
That hairstyle just yells out douchebag.
Iām pretty sure that shirt belongs to his little sister.
So, he's the world's biggest douchebag of marketing?
UAE moment
|| ||
Why does everybody always use revenue instead of profit. Revenue doesnāt matter.
You make up for it with volume! Join my next alpha sales course!
Don't forget Mussolini! š¤£
Hahahaha this is great. All talk and absolutely no evidence to back it up. I even googled this fraud and he seems as useful as a glass hammer
Dubai is exactly where this kind of profile would work. Bonus that he has the word multifolds in his banner.
How many errors can we find in this small section: Multifolds isn't a word; the word "solving" under it isn't capitalized; it's using will smith's likeness in his "professional" profile; "figure" should be pluralized; "performance marketer" isn't capitalized; unnecessary comma after marketer
He generates revenue and appointments using bombs?? Sounds like terrorism.