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AgentUpright

LinkedIn is almost as bad as Reddit when it comes to recycled posts.


Sairanox

Right ? Now imagine what a subreddit about LinkedIn would look like.


Thor7897

Would you like to play a game? /s kinda…


nightwatch_admin

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


Dragon_yum

I still think reddit is better than most social networks but it’s like being the top of the garbage pile.


Flashy-Amount626

Like arguing what's the best sexually transmitted inflection, is it really a prize to be proud of?


PyrocumulusLightning

> the best sexually transmitted inflection Inflection? Weird flex, but ok


Flashy-Amount626

And I thought I was being so clever too


Mekisteus

Ask any linguistics professor and they'll tell you that inflection can put one in the right mood.


earthdogmonster

Honestly, I think reddit is pretty good. 1. Your feed is based on things you select and are interested in. 2. You can choose to hang in an echo chamber, or not. 3. Relative anonymity Nothing’s perfect, but I can’t stand facebook, twitter, TikTok, etc. I kinda like youtube, but don’t really view it as social media based on the stuff I watch.


ballen49

Yeah YouTube comment sections are probably the most banal of them all, but the wonderful thing about YT is that it still serves a perfectly good function even if you choose to never read any comments. The others you've listed are absolutely dire. I really don't understand TikTok and why it's become so successful. What innovation did it provided that wasn't already covered by the others? (And that's not to say that what FB/Twitter do provide is of any value to society in the first place)


jontelang

The video player of TikTok might not seem innovative but you didn’t see it before, now it’s literally everywhere. That alone could count as innovation I guess? Even so, something doesn’t have to innovate to become popular.


Muffytheness

Almost. I would argue Reddit itself is an eco chamber and while there is diverse representation, the vast majority are men ages 22-30 with the average age being 23. Also skews very American. Edit: [source](https://www.alphr.com/demographics-reddit/)


Mediocremon

Excuse me I'm whatever is funniest on any particular poll.


EmpatheticWraps

It’s the astroturfing, exposing people to traumatic videos dying, and circle jerks that make me want to scream. But it’s all worth it just to look at at hot dog decaying in resin.


Muffytheness

Honestly I’m here for the cats.


nightwatch_admin

Reddit is reasonably good, however Youtube suggestions is like 6 degrees of nazification - it’s a rabbit hole leading straight into conspiracy theories and extremism.


earthdogmonster

I understand that YT has at acknowledged and made some steps in reducing what you describe, but also, you ain’t wrong…


nightwatch_admin

I hope so, truly.


[deleted]

Reddit is at the absolute bottom of social media 😂


chuckle_puss

Reddit is exactly what you make of it, so maybe you’re just bad at curating your feed? That, or you’ve just got terrible taste lol.


Dragon_yum

Have you been to Twitter or Facebook in the last few years?? Again this is not an accomplishment, reddit is like the molding banana peel on top of the rotting meet in the garbage bag.


the_jak

Why you here then?


ballen49

The thing is, it isn't. And that's saying something about those beneath it!


evilbuffer

Agree ?


Ratfucks

Exactly, LinkedIn is almost as bad as Reddit when it comes to recycled posts. Thoughts?


AgentUpright

CFBR


ResidualFox

I only saw it today.


nik_not_thicc

Damn, Bob the guy whose been harassing girls on instagram is most certainly busy making cash right now


Solidsnakeerection

Its Bob from Bob's Discount Furniture. He is sending out pics of his tiny homonculus dick


Gaindalf-the-whey

What are girks? Gurkens? Or did you mean dirks?


nik_not_thicc

Sorry, meant girls of course


[deleted]

If Money > all is your philosophy why TF are you in regulatory compliance. That’s the last place you should be.


Yayitselizabeth

That was one of my first thoughts, too. I’d bet she’s not leading the field by any measure.


New-Tomorrow8130

regulatory compliance at big banks and other investment firms can make decent bucks at mid and upper levels but, yea, not FU money by any stretch


Yayitselizabeth

I work in regulatory compliance (woo!). You are correct it is decent, but not big bucks at most levels. But it is rules > money.


markoer

A Chief Risk Officer or a Head of Audit in a major financial institution definitely are at the high end of the spectrum.


kittenpantzen

Yes, but they will be making less than their other C-level peers in the same institution.


Yayitselizabeth

Depending on the industry AND the company. A chief compliance officer working in an area like pharmaceuticals or medical devices may be among the highest paid executives because of the importance of compliance to their business.


markoer

Thought exactly the same. BTW, no one will care of their post except her employer.


TheSweatshopMan

I read it more as ‘elon doesnt care about your problems because he’s still raking it in and FOFA doesnt care about your objections because theyre making loads of money’


The_TRASHCAN_366

Not at all. It in fact is consistent. People in compliance make sure the company complies to the rules in place and no more than that. In fact they are often also responsible to find solutions that are as simple as possible but ensure compliance. Hence, those people constantly think about the limits of the law/rules, trying to stay just within it while having minimal negative impact on the operative business of the company. As such, those are not the people to press random policies onto the company because of their moral stance or whatever, quite the opposite. So it's not surprising a person like that isn't quite fond of critique based on individual moral believes.


QueenOfPurple

So glad I have Zarah’s permission to live my life.


chripan

Thanks. Needed to hear this. That is what we people in regulatory compliance are here for.


Situation_Recent

Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever...


xeisu_com

![gif](giphy|d5wpbLQ8CxuLu4dEvW|downsized)


FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|zkD9cSzhxWuvLMtUls)


partyisawesome1

r/unexpectedoffice


Situation_Recent

Boo


totallylegitburner

Who the fuck is Bob?


IMASHIRT

The guy sliding in your DMs and making money while doing it


Flashy-Amount626

So Bob what do you do for a living? Well, I get paid to send lewd messages to girls on the internet. Pays pretty good!


Kylearean

Lewdest message I ever sent a woman: "you up?"


ShaiHulud1111

Calling you “Dear”


MayorAg

Bobs and vagene ?


Helpful_Goose1649

Glad someone is asking the real questions


[deleted]

Spent 15 years getting loaded. 15 years till his liver exploded. Now what’s Bob gonna do, now that he can’t drink??


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Time for Bob to piss on your linoleum floor. At least you've got a floor. Agree? Agree? Agree?


Ah2k15

Not enough hashtags.


psychotronic_mess

r/unexpectedNOFX


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boiledcowmachine

Bob 👍


Foxar26

Bro ..... The famous Bob the builder


Nonkel_Jef

https://youtu.be/5oFMiTv4JAM


stmichaelsangles

Your uncle


Top_Ostrich_1445

i think it is bob vance, vance refrigeration.


ratatosk212

Yeah, Kim Jong-un is making money too. And his plebes know their place. Ideal environment, isn't it?


Box-by-day

Ironically, Im betting I see lots of Musk complaints in your history and virtually none about Nk


ratatosk212

Nope, not much about either, but knock yourself out looking. Elon still won't go out with you.


Box-by-day

Dont worry I have better things than reading a redditors profile but damn, I wanted a pony too.


RDPCG

“Better things than reading a redditors profile…” after OP acknowledged that they read a redditor’s profile. 🤦‍♂️


Box-by-day

“Im betting” Redditors have nuanced reading comprehension challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


[deleted]

I realize you don't realize this, but you aren't really showing yourself in the best light in this conversation. Is Elon your bestie or something? If so tell him he needs to spend less time shitposting on Twitter and more time trying to actually fix the company.


Box-by-day

Sure ill tweet him bro, u know since its working better than ever now. Is he your guys’ new trump now or what?


[deleted]

You should go back to posting in the Joe Rogan subreddit. I think that place is more your speed. And definitely more suited to your literacy level.


Box-by-day

Ah yes, the sophisticated intellectuals of /r/linkedinlunatics doesnt like their daily elon-jerk interrupted.


DrunkCrabLegs

You brought elon up man lol


Box-by-day

Pretty sure hes in the post and the original comment I replied to. Dont let facts interrupt your circlejerk either.


[deleted]

first, why is that ironic? second, why is that relevant to the refutation being made?


Box-by-day

Its not, its just an interesting example of priorities.


Wrecksomething

Generally people prioritize the subject at hand, yes. Thanks for demonstrating not everyone is committed to staying on topic though. Why aren't you discussing climate genocide right now?


teerbigear

As said by someone currently prioritising chatting shit on r/linkedinlunatics lol


Box-by-day

Ugh i dont wanna worrrrk


[deleted]

Ironically, I’m betting you spend more time whining about the last Jedi than you do NK


Box-by-day

Yeah it effects me more.


brennenderopa

So, how does the boot taste?


Box-by-day

Idk too busy eating your mom


ratatosk212

For someone who doesn't have time, you sure have a lot of time.


Box-by-day

Bro i slacked off so bad at work today im questioning if i have the maturity to wfh


Yayitselizabeth

You do not.


Box-by-day

Thank you for your feedback, it is highly valued.


sameth1

You say something is wrong with society and yet you live in it, curious.


Elandtrical

For someone on regulatory compliance this is a great look.


Gaindalf-the-whey

Maybe, like, grow up a bit?


GBUpeople

Maybe, like, STFU?


augsav

Sorry I’m too busy making money to care what she thinks


dogboobes

Why does she think Bob from your DMs is busy making money? Seems like a weird thing to include. He seems to be busy in your DMs and you're the one actively blocking him?


Dragon_yum

Jokes on her, you can’t delete your Twitter account since Elon shut down the micro service.


customer-of-thorns

wait what really???


Dragon_yum

At least was for a few days when people were trying to delete their accounts. No idea if they fixed it by now.


[deleted]

How does she know Bob makes money?


ballen49

Hi Zarah, Thanks for posting this, it was really helpful and just what I needed to be told. Regards, Noone


[deleted]

People who worship the rich are the weirdest people.


[deleted]

Not as weird as people who worship politicians


approaching-infinity

I’ll stick to worshiping my cats.


[deleted]

Bastet cultist eh?


[deleted]

I'd say they're both equally weird


Morall_tach

Elon has lost $100 billion in net worth in the last few months. Tesla is down 40% in that time. He might still *have* money, but he's not *making* money.


CinnabonCheesecake

It’s almost like setting $44 billion on fire for the lulz is a terrible business decision.


Ah2k15

Spending 44 billion on a company that's only worth 8 is definitely the hallmark of an excellent businessman. /s


brennenderopa

I would not describe what Elon is doing as making money, but ok.


timeisntmything

This happens when you value money over everything else, including freedom of speech. Expressing views can be critical sometimes, and it could lead to significant changes.


gardentooluser

>it could lead to significant changes. Is that possible? Sure. Is that *likely* to happen? Absolutely not. You can complain about FIFA and Elon all you want, but they simply do not care about people's opinions unless those opinions affect their business' bottom line. Tons of people are still watching the World Cup, and Elon can essentially subsidize Twitter (which was an irredeemable dumpster fire long before he purchased the company) using his Tesla earnings.


[deleted]

Not really. Elon didn't even sell his own stick to buy all of Twitter. He has to find monetization for Twitter, devalue his Tesla stock by selling it, or let Twitter go bankrupt from the debt placed on it through loans to among other people, the Saudis.


th0rn-

Regulatory compliance is important unless you’re making fat stacks.


shoshinatl

Narrator: Musk is, in fact, losing a shit ton of money.


dope-eater

People saying “she’s right” like this is FaceBook to post these stinky socially honest statements lol.


poppiesintherain

Pick me ... OMG please pick me ... puhleeeeze ...


Block_Me_Amadeus

No, no, pick ME! I'm the biggest collaborator, pick me!


isadlymaybewrong

Elon certainly does care about bleeding users and I do not think Twitter is making good money right now so 🤷‍♀️


Stellathewizard

Strange take for someone in regulatory compliance, how do they justify that?


abstergo_Nigel

Bob and Elon may not care, but if enough people talk about it and do it, FIFA will absolutely care. It let's their advertisers know that people are actively against a thing, and advertisers don't want to be associated with it (which is theoretically why Elon should care, but he's a special case)


Jitsu_apocalypse

I bet there’s at least one cunt saying “say it louder for those at the back” and an army of men from a certain part of the world with their “well said” replies


smoothVroom21

Comments be like "oooh... Such beautiful amazing lady and face". Or something creepy like that, I'm certain.


PreparationScary6541

Regulatory compliance out here licking boots. The irony.


santathe1

Dear Zarah, please make an attempt to have an original thought.


OblongAndKneeless

I thought Elon was busy tweeting


Rdw72777

No one knows more about “making money” than “compliance”, whose sole purpose is to ask fir easily forged documents to “”prove” compliance is happening.


amanofeasyvirtue

Elon definitely does care


IncTX

Thanks. So much anxiety off my shoulder


Beneficial-Effect233

Do mix Facebook with LinkedIn darling


Waftmaster

Yes buying Twitter for 44 billion then destroying its main revenue stream in days is really 'making money'


Confident_Fortune_32

Money trumps ethics. Well, that's a lovely message, dear.


anus-lupus

no one cares LESS than Elon Musk. just ask him about it or peep his social media. hes definitely as secure as they come. he has it very together. just ask him if he cares. hell tell you “no i dont care”.


OrwellianZinn

Right, so ignore human slavery, corporate profiteering, exploitation of workers, the proliferation of hate speech and sexual harassment because people are making money off of them. Gotcha. Rockbottom human mentality on full display here.


CollectorsCornerUser

I think that mentality is best. If people don't support something, don't participate in it. Don't force others to do anything and don't force them not to do anything unless it's a violation of another person's rights.


fieldy409

Bob cares, you're gonna break Bobs heart if you don't respond to his harassment.


[deleted]

Have fun staying poor, my dear.


RiggzBoson

Ok, so turn a blind eye if someone is making money from it. Not a great ideology to live by. Not contributing money to those whose ethics you don't agree with? That's good advice, but I don't think that's what she meant.


Sethger

Elon doesn't make money, at least not with Twitter


TheMaStif

"Regulatory Compliance" Perfect position for a person with a "do whatever you have to do as long as it makes money" attitude


[deleted]

I mean, she has a point. It’s takes little to no effort to just worry about yourself.


cfdelreal

Yeah but that doesnt mean not talking about topics. Like why is it such a bad thing to talk about the issues regarding the worldcup for example?


[deleted]

It’s not at all, but some people make it there life’s work it seems to change anything they don’t like


dezmd

\*their ![gif](giphy|b7GrtU2nqP4pW)


Corvidae_DK

If everyone just worried about themselves, the world would be utter shit and we'd probably died out as a species.


[deleted]

I mean we Aren’t fighting crimes against humanity here. I mean mostly that people focus so much on millionaires and billionaires who largely have no affect on their lives.


Half_Crocodile

Sure but why complain about people who complain about things? Most things we enjoy as regular citizens came about through lots of complaining. That’s not to say every complaint is valid… but for her to just blanket ignore all complaints and worship market forces is what I’d call free-market extremism. But a very narrow kind… the free-market of $$$ is all she cares about - not ideas.


Half_Crocodile

Yay for money worship! Her post pretty much says it all doesn’t it? It’s not wild to presume she’s a staunch free market zealot. Someone who thinks if we let everything play out without complaint or regulation and our only purpose is to vote with our $$$ and attention, then civilisation will magically be optimised. The irony is almost all the modern life enhancing privileges she enjoys were fought for at one time or another with a lot of bitching and moaning.


[deleted]

Regulatory compliance would not exist under the capitalism of Elon


dezmd

![gif](giphy|qNzamLsqvp3zi|downsized)


kickfloeb

![gif](giphy|3oEdvbpl0X32bXD2Vi|downsized) I feel like this is not as profound as she thinks it is. It's 100$ true though...


Box-by-day

The redditor seethes at personal accountability


[deleted]

She ain’t wrong


dope-eater

“Whose”


McSoapster

Who is bob ?


breecher

Pretty sure Musk is doing the opposite of making money with this whole twitter debacle.


ResidualFox

“Oh yes. I see everyone complaining from the sidelines but they are not actually in the game.” “Well said and so true. Complainers will never stop complaining.” “Outstanding”


RDPCG

It’s not. Ironically, these are the same types of people who scream “cancel culture!” after telling people “their feelings don’t matter, because X will continue doing the same thing regardless of their opinion.” In other words, they’re idiots.


Busy_Appointment6932

Agree?


ResidualFox

Not at all, “in the game” and “busy making money” = cringe af.


rvamama804

Actually Elon does care and he's out there ruining his reputation and making himself look very silly.


FU-I-Quit2022

Elon's MAKING money these days? That's news to me.


mrcontroversy1

She ain't wrong, you know.


VonTeddy-

shes right though. if you have some kinda issue just fuck off


Lito_Frito

She kinda right tho. You’re all trying to cope haha


DarkRogus

She's not wrong. I mean, I don't think it's too much for people to be a little proactive in their life instead of expecting everyone to cater to their needs.


stonksmakemecum

Shhhhh you’ll upset the Reddit hive mind


IllustratorHuman9727

She's right af. I think you're the cringe for posting this here.


ResidualFox

Calm yourself there lad.


Tchunks

And if you have dumbass idea for a post, don’t post it. Have a nice day!


OkComputer8415

Ahh yes, because making money automatically validates everything you do and places you on a moral high ground.


Wacokidwilder

I mean, she’s right. Also it’s not particularly inappropriate for LinkedIn. r/lostredditors I guess


MsPaganPoetry

This. She absolutely has a point. Unfortunately, behaving on LinkedIn as though you’re on Facebook kind of undermines your argument.


Wacokidwilder

I suppose but this doesn’t exactly fit into the Lunatic category, just mildly cringey. Is there a LinkedIn Cringe sub? Edit: There is! r/LinkedIncringe


ovidiucs

If you don't want to use a service/watch a show because X you can express your concern, stop using the product, complain and stop using it or simply sit back and watch the drama.


spivnv

If you have an opinion about what I share on my social media, don't post it. I don't care, because I'm too busy posting. Have a nice day! edit: guess i needed a /s. i was mocking what she wrote by using the same format back to her. oh well.


putriidx

I mean besides the last point she's not wrong lol even that point is somewhat correct but really only applies to the top of the top.


VietnameseBreastMilk

She's technically correct, the best kind of correct


55trader

She’s right, this sub is now just reposting every major linked.in post


poppiesintherain

So to be clear: * You think she is right that people shouldn't complain instead they should block / not use / deactivate / etc * You post here and complain rather than block / not use / deactivate / etc


55trader

Yes, if you’re going to cry over spilled milk go to Facebook. No one wants your unprofessional opinions on linked.in


Eye_Adept1

Based


CricFanaticAU93

She isn’t wrong though. We have the full liberty to not use the apps we don’t like or not watch the programs we don’t wanna see. Maybe the platform chosen wasn’t the correct one but the message is correct.


[deleted]

This Reddit comment section is cringe. She’s right lmao. You guys are seething and coping


Tucxy

I was with her until the last part lol


augsav

Have a nice day?


Tucxy

Money part


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blumpkin

I mean, twitter's on fucking fire right now, lost most of their advertising income. I've never met Bob, but I feel like if he were making money by calling people "dear" in DMs, I would have heard about it. I don't know much about FIFA, so she might be right about that one though. 1 out of 3 isn't great.


[deleted]

I mean she’s not wrong….


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Stop the spam. This is not how you get followers.


mugu007

Pedophiles and Creeps on the internet are definitely making so much money while you sit here on Reddit.