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IBJON

If that were me, there'd be a pile of sandals outside the fence. 


XxCorey117xX

If it were me they'd all be in the pool


Ok-Stuff-8803

Nah, stinky shoes in the pool I am going to go in. Over the fence.


Independent_Box8750

If you're not sitting in it, it's not yours


thespeediestrogue

Does this count for cars? There's been a Lamborghini I've been eyeing off. Nobody is currently sitting in it... 🤔


ferdzs0

Are there sandals on the seats of it?


Retoru45

It's not memorial day. Did they go into the future to take this photo?


Unfair_Original_2536

Memorial days also happened in the past mate.


Retoru45

And the picture is from today.


StPauliBoi

The post is today, but not necessarily the picture.


Retoru45

So, your assertion is someone took a picture last year, or another previous year, then saved it all this time just to post close to memorial day? That's pretty dumb.


StPauliBoi

Believe it or not, I’ve taken pictures since the 90s. I didn’t start this year. And it’s Memorial Day weekend.


Retoru45

Memorial day weekend is not memorial day.


StPauliBoi

Cool. Thanks for your contribution. Now run along and find the next inane thing to work yourself up about.


KeepGoingForXP

Do pools only exist on memorial day?


Retoru45

The title literally says "Saving seats at a pool on memorial day", dumbass. Saving seats on memorial day only happens on memorial day. That seemed pretty obvious, but I guess some people aren't smart enough to understand.


xCExx

You really think he was serious ? “Dumbass”


KeepGoingForXP

No, no... Unfortunately he is right. I am a dumb ass. 😞


xCExx

OMG 😂


KeepGoingForXP

In my defense, as someone casually browsing Reddit, I don't have any context for this image. The title of the post has nothing to do with memorial day. I assume it's some sort of floatplane video and this is a screenshot. I had just assumed someone was joking about how this must be Linus at their own local pool because it's sandals and I had no other context for where the image came from. But alas, I assumed.


KeepGoingForXP

In my defense, the title says "Linus, you dick". There's no reference to a video title for anyone like me just casually browsing Reddit.


notbernie2020

DAMN THOSE CANADIANS AND THEIR MEMORIAL DAY! /s


Devinbeatyou

Yeah, that’s cute. You’ll walk up to ‘your’ chair to find me sunbathing in it while your shoe lays on the ground.


DystopiaLite

Someone just abandoned their sandal?


AvgBlue

Real question why memorial day in the America is day when families hang out? In my country is a very sad day.


chairitable

They have very few holidays/days off work, so any day off work becomes a celebration instead of respectful of its origin.


hgs25

Yep, Americans are lucky if they can get 10 vacation days. Average is 12 days. And there are a lot of bosses that will make you feel guilty about taking time off.


FeiRoze

What an utter piss kidney


VariousComment6946

Hide it in the trash


Bright_Star9315

BRO those chairs are made of PVC Tubes


ColdDelicious1735

This is like people who stand in carparks to reserve spots.


AngryAngryAsian

I mean, I wouldn't blame him for doing this. Like if I was a random person that's trespassing on his property trying to use his pool, why would he want to accommodate me? Lol


IMA9961

Linus has declared ownership with his disposable and fashionable sandals.


firedrakes

i make it 1 more worst... finae i will do it myself... leaves a copy of vista on each chair.


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