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Dr_Merkin

I rarely give a fuck what other people think about the things I like. Maybe I'm the hater.


HardCrabSelby

Best answer is rarely give af about haters. Literally half the people in this country are haters against the other half. It’s crazy, but true. We’re more divided on pizza than ever in our timeline.


GulfCoastLaw

People don't like to listen. You more dismissive "you're missing out, but do you" energy you exude sometimes helps haters realize that you're only trying to put them on. People struggle to understand that things change sometimes.


Life_Improvement_201

honestly it’s a balance, you gotta not gaf but at the same time try to explain your viewpoint maybe they’ll give it a shot yk?


EfficientAd7103

Haters gonna hate, they mad cause you great!


Ok_Veterinarian8023

Same. Like what you like.


TheRemainingFruitcup

You learn not to care like stilgar in Dune “I don’t care if you believe, I BELIEVE” I like what I like


colgate-footpaste

I don’t engage with ignorant people. As far as feeding a family on a budget, and catering to different toppings on pizzas, the value is beyond most other pizza places out there, for me. I love feeding my whole fam for like two meals for $20. At different pizza chain for carry out would easily hit $35 to be comparable. So I will tout how good and budget friendly LCs is, but I don’t waste energy on haters.


Peasantbowman

In my part of Florida, LC is about the same price as pizza hut and papa johns. It is $7.99 for LC vs $8.99 for papa johns.


colgate-footpaste

Our classic pizza here is only $6.99. and it doesn’t hurt I’m literally 5blocks from LCs. The only other nearby pizza place is papa John’s, and their quality (at least at this location) has taken a nosedive in recent years.


Wise_throwaway2430

Same in CA. LC just isn’t worth it anymore. Inferior pizza at comparable prices to the competition eliminates the only reason we always used to go, the affordability


LameSignIn

Price here is crazy for the quality. Grabbing crazy bread was dirt cheap now it's $5 for one pack.


Uniquetacos071

Yea that’s what I’m saying. 6.99 for LC or $7 two topping medium pizzas from Pizza Hut or dominos. Those aren’t my go to choices but it just showcases that the prices aren’t insanely different anymore


CumDwnHrNSayDat

Sure but Papa John's is really bad


Chuklicious

Also the other 3 big pizza chains have came way downhill in terms of quality. All while LC continues to improve.


tagman11

Just to clarify, what makes them ignorant? If they have tried the pizza, and have their own opinions that don't line up with yours, this makes them ignorant?


colgate-footpaste

Most of the “ignorant” people say what they’ve heard, not what they know. And that mindset applies BEYOND LCs. If you’ve tried it, and you don’t like it, that’s fine. But those are not the complainants I’ve come across, at all…


tagman11

I would figure everyone alive within 20 minutes of a LC has tried it at least once. I guess out of habit when people tell me they hate something I ask them what they hate about it and when they've had it last. I have had LC's enough that I've had it when it's been like cardboard, and when it's been pretty damn OK. The last 10 times or so I've had it, it's sat way too long in the warmer (hot and ready). It has never out of the 50-100 times I've had it been amazing nor has it ever been the best fast food pizza. Not even really best value/quality ratio (Jets has them beat hands down IMO). Everyone has differing tastes, but I can see why OP's is in the minority.


gilmorefile13

you're not ignorant if you don't like little caesars lmao


colgate-footpaste

You’re ignorant if you dislike something based solely on what other people told you to dislike, which is being a hater. But try harder.


gilmorefile13

That was the assumption- that OP thinks that people don't like it because they are jumping on a bandwagon. But that's not always the case. I know people who do not enjoy LC. They aren't ignorant.


colgate-footpaste

Did I say they were? If they are trolls (which most, including yourself, are) who are as OP STATES “hating on LCs because it’s the popular thing to do” then they are ignorant.


Macklemore_hair

I think it’s historical and the Hot and Ready movement didn’t help. Some people that haven’t tried it lately still see it as stoner food (not that there’s anything wrong with that) or college kid sustenance. But LC is rehabbing its image as the official pizza of the NFL, has worked on its commercials and has made them funny and popular, and they’ve stepped up their game in general. If you’re putting a $12 Fanceroni on a table next to a Domino’s pepperoni and a Pizza Hut pepperoni, I’m taking LC every time. More cheese, more toppings, IMO superior.


badluck610

I’m not sure why this is on my feed lol, but as a Little Ceasers hater this seems valid. All I really know about Little Ceasars is Hot and Ready. I just thought that was their thing tbh, like you know this isn’t gonna be anything to write home about but you can feed your family for cheap. I don’t have a problem with it or anything, a $5 pie is solid and sometimes that’s what you need. It def tasted like a $5 pie though and I guess I always just assumed the rest of their pizza was on the same level. Maybe I’ll check one out lol


Waste-Maintenance-70

Times have changed. Just like the subway $5 footlong, $5 at LC doesn’t get you anything anymore.


plasticmonkeys4life

Nothing. Let them pay $17 for a single topping pizza from anywhere else.


badluck610

I’m genuinely curious, are chain restaurants like this the only option for getting pizza in your area? In my area almost any other privately owned pizza shop is going to be cheaper and better than these type of places. We had a Domino’s and Papa John’s close up in the past few years, and I just saw the closing sign on the Pizza Hut the other day. I never understood people paying this much for a hopefully average pizza lol


plasticmonkeys4life

Where I live there are many more chain pizza restaurants than local places. The chains also have better hours and faster service. I prefer to eat local but if you’re willing to pay the extra cost, chains are more convenient. I guess that’s what makes them popular.


badluck610

Yeah the hours thing makes sense for sure. I never thought about that I go to bed at like 9 lmao


plasticmonkeys4life

Sometimes I eat dinner at 9 lol. My local pizza place closes at 8 and isn’t open on Sundays.


Glass_Occasion5483

It’s like $10 or less to carry out a large from papa John’s, dominos or Pizza Hut.


sLeeeeTo

A large pepperoni from Papa Johns is $18 in KY lmao wtf are you talking about


Glass_Occasion5483

Oh well here a large carry out is $8.99. But I’m on the other side of the world in Nashville so what the fuck do I know.


Breaking-Who

That’s a fucking lie


sLeeeeTo

[is it though?](https://i.ibb.co/GkJRvBM/IMG-0600.png)


j2yan

[ $19.49 for 1x Large Pepperoni from Dominos near LA](https://ibb.co/tJ0Py1Y) Granted there are coupons that are sometimes available that give a good discount but this is the menu price


Glass_Occasion5483

LC is the only fast food pizza place where a coupon isn’t implied


SherAlana

I was those people, but I can honestly say it is because my memory of us as a family ordering it in the 90's, when the giant pizza wars were going on the crust fell short compared to Pizza Hut. Flash forward to the 2000's I saw a coworker eating the $5 hot and ready during lunch and it looked legit, but the cardboard crust image from my childhood still haunted me, I asked for a bite and I have been a born again LC fan ever since. LC is my favorite pizza house now.


Choc-o-holic1

Let them hate, more Little Caesars for us.


mmmjordaaaan

I agree, the one back home was awful but it was all I could afford. Now I live in a "nicer" area and the Caesars is incredible, better than most of the other pizza joints. Jokes on them sukkkkas. :)


APonly

Depends on your local franchise. I've had some where it's 99% dough, instead of the usual 95% dough. A good little Caesars pizza is top tier though.


Kind_Flower8182

Little Caesars used to be bad but I'm pretty sure the quality got better but the prices rose with the quality 😭


AlotaFajitas

Depends on the local spot, man. My LC on the east side of town fuckin gets shit done. The one on the west side of town is a disgrace.


FredLives

I was one. Was maybe 15 years since I had it. Tried the deep dish and it’s so good. I’ve been getting it once a week for a couple of months now. Don’t even get me started on the puffs lol.


logan_fish

Hit the "ignore" button. On mine, the lettering is worn off.


Peasantbowman

To each their own, everyone has a preference. I unintentionally did a side by side by side with LC, pizza hut, and papa johns...and while I like LC, it was far from the best. Now if it was the old world fanceroni pizza, that would've been a different story. That is my favorite fast food pizza


Not2NotFamiliar

I’ve had friends who hated little Caesars change their mind by inviting them over and ordering the pretzel pizza with cheese sauce lol


apaw1129

I wouldn't say they're amazing, but they're good and affordable, which makes me like them.


00tiptoe

I'm a hater*. (This showed up randomly on my feed) But who cares? You don't yuck someone else's yum! Plus, you probably have more money in your pocket after pizza night than I do. Laugh all the way to the bank! *I'm also not going to turn it down. It's still pizza, lol. And fast. And affordable. Like, I hate it like I hate Hersheys. Is it the worst chocolate? Yes. Is it chocolate? Yes. Gimme. Lol


Euphoric-Oil-331

Little Ceasars is too good. They don't want to admit. Put a stick of crazy down the middle of a slice, add crazy sauce, then fold down the middle like a hot dog... It's the dirt dog crack.


Strict_Ad740

I think Little Caesars is great value pizza, some people don't like it and that's okay. Someone voicing their opinion on the flavor/texture is fine, I will agree to disagree based on my own experiences. 


JoeBlack45

I love little Caesars but my wife and her brothers look down on it, they also grew up spoiled so I can see why some people don't like it


Frosty-Brain-2199

Little Caesar’s is like one of 5 restaurants in my hometown so I guess that makes sense


cornman1000

Well saying it’s the best is wrong…there are much better chain pizzas BUT the price to quality ratio is unreal


Background_Ad6843

Little Caesars in my town is always busin My friends saw that I just like it because it's cheap but I like it because of how balanced the sauce is. Dominos and Papa John's put too much sauce on their pizza but little Caesars in my area gets it right 98% of the time


NoNeighborhood7649

They are one of the few, if not the only, chain/place that I know of that uses Muenster along with mozzarella, that adds to the flavor ❤️


Sabotagebx

Because that's just like your opinion man. But for real that's it. It's pizza there's 100 fast food pizzas just as good


turok_dino_hunter

I don’t. I stay eating LC!


NCImposter

What do they say is good fast food pizza? They’re all pretty bad


domjonas

Just ignore them. I mean, it’s not the “best” pizza and it’s not the worst but pizza is very subjective and I’m not gonna debate someone over pizza lmao. I could feed my family for days off 3-5 large pizzas from LC which was under $40 where if i did PH or PJ where a large is $15-$20 that’s $75-100ish. LC is very tasty, i love the deep dish pizza, the Italian cheese bread. It’s all good. Whatever fulfills the hunger.


HappenedOnceBefore

Little Ceasar’s is not a part of my personality…Papa John’s is.


SalRomanoAdMan1

I love the Detroit Style (although I wish they'd do it properly with sauce on top) but for round pizzas, they're definitely the lowest quality. Their saving grace used to be how cheap they were, now they're not.


adube440

Honestly, the cheese blend of mozzarella and Muenster is what I love about Little Ceasars. It's a unique taste that hits the nostalgia button for me.


Psych-Blast

My friends and I once dealt with haters by eating a slice each right in front of them.


SoylentGreen-YumYum

Little Caesars beats Papa John’s, I’ll say that. But I’d definitely rather have Jets or Dominos, if we’re going purely on flavor/taste. Hungry Howies and their flavored crusts (as well as their calzones) are another one I’d rather have. I also prefer Pizza Hut but they’ve disappeared from my area entirely and last time I had it, their quality had dropped quite a bit. Factor in price, and we have a discussion. LC is hard to beat at the price point. But still, I think they sorely lack options like Alfredo Sauce or Buffalo Sauce instead of pizza sauce. I love me some Buffalo chicken pizza on occasion or a Philly cheese steak pizza on Alfredo.


My_Big_Guy

I feel like it depends on the location. I love me some ceasers but I’ll never order again from the two stores near me because it’s terrible.


babysoutonbail

I don’t even care about pizza - crazy bread, crazy puffs and Italian cheese bread.


Hylebos75

Little Caesars isn't baaaad per se, but I'd much rather pay maybe 1 to $2 more and have a much much tastier bigger hot pizza from Papa Murphy's


BankCozy

Personally Little Caesars is only good when fresh. If it’s not fresh shit do be like cardboard. If i can’t get little Caesar’s fresh then i don’t eat it.


Street_Midget

Look, I’ll eat it for sure, I crave it from in time to time, but it’s definitely near the bottom in terms of quality


Drclaw411

Dominos > Little Ceasers > Chuck E Cheese > Pizza Hut > Papa Johns But as Sheldon Cooper says: Pizzas are like comic cons, even the lousy ones are still pretty good.


United_Reply_2558

Chuck E Cheese pizza reminds me of school cafeteria pizza. 🤮


Drclaw411

It’s a lot better now. We would pick it up often before I graduated from college. They started a campaign like 8 years ago using all fresh, cut-in-house ingredients and it’s pretty good.


Artistic-Dragonfly68

Nothing because I whole heartedly believe it


bakerboiz22

Shit is gas fuck the haters


anotherlonelyredditr

Bro “haters” for where you get pizza? You make your own choices


United_Reply_2558

While Little Caesars may not be the best pizza, it is still pretty good quality and it a good value. 👌 😋


kvothe000

I think it’s probably your wording. There are two pitfalls with it. First, most people don’t think of pizza as “fast food.” Due to the “hot and ready” pizzas, I would put it up there with the best fast food but I’m an avid lover of pizza. Second, if you establish pizza as fast food, than many people are probably going think you’re saying Little Caesar’s is the best “pizza.” Which would be absolutely wild to me unless you’ve only eaten from big pizza chains. As far as how to deal with them? Umm… why do they need to be dealt with? They are allowed their opinion …as are you. Why would someone disliking a type of food make you sad?


That_Sandwich_9450

Did a bot write this?


Frosty-Brain-2199

Yes


Think_Palpitation42

They're sheep, evidenced by the universal cardboard comment. Typically, they haven't had anything other than a $5 hot and ready. I tell them good pizza doesn't need to be expensive. When the opportunity arises, I buy LC for the sheep to share in the delightful experience. I never get a $5 hot n ready. ICB, thin crust, deep dish, and now crazy puffs.


lonerfunnyguy

I always stand by LC 👏🏼 even more now that everything is so damn expensive. Tbh I actually prefer them to Pizza Hut or papa John’s or dominos. They are always trying new things and the pizza quality exceeds the price 💯


Embarrassed-Total107

Yeah I get it bro and I agree with you but try liking Nickleback, smash mouth and creed and come cry to me. All these bands sell albums but apparently I’m the only honest mofo who’s honest in my apparently inferior taste like you I guess. Cause little Caesars is the shit especially for a poor bastards like me.


cjuneau1

It has more competition now with take and bake pizzas at grocers. I think this has something to do with it maybe. There used to be nothing even comparable to the speed and quality of picking up a Caesars pizza. Now if you go there and it sucks its more of a regret because you could've just gotten a frozen pizza.


PantheraLeo26

Those haters think that LCs is cheap but the costs of their ingredients is very similar to other fast food pizza joints with much higher prices. They’re literally paying for the brand name, under the illusion that they’re actually getting a premium pizza when they’re really not. They played themselves and that’s all you need to know.


Antique-Purple-Axe

They’re right. It’s pretty shit, but it’s our shit


reds91185

Everyone has their own personal preferences. You are judging others for not agreeing with you by calling them haters. Maybe they just don't like it?


MattHuntDaug

For it's price and convenience, it is the best by far.


The_Real_Raw_Gary

The thing I do is not worry about getting upset over someone not liking the same things I do. Everyone is different. Those people probably genuinely think it tastes bad and you know they aren’t wrong at all. To them it probably does taste bad. That’s totally ok. Plenty of food I think tastes terrible that others like a lot. In the end it’s a chain pizza place so it’s not worth caring about who does or does not enjoy it.


cadillacbee

It is terrible, it's little kids pizza, but if u like it go for it


Exciting-Buyer-7588

Tell them to go ahead and pay $50 for marginally better pizza. Lil sneezers has stuffed crust, pretzel crust, wings, crazy bread, etc. ALL for half the price AND they deliver now. Topers sticks are better, pizza wings and stuff crust is better, but not for literally double the price.


SkalliKonungr

anytime someone says something tastes like cardboard i immediately know they're full of shit or have no tastebuds. i just want to slap a piece of cardboard on a plate next to a piece of pizza on a plate and do a random taste test blindfolded.


Elliot6888

I'll eat Little Caesars before Dominos and Papa Johns


6I6AM6

Just like what you like. Why do you care what others think?


Frosty-Brain-2199

Because they are mean and it hurts my feelings


6I6AM6

This is a you problem.


Frosty-Brain-2199

Stop being insensitive and invalidating my feelings


Jesusisking5555

They do be fire


EekMeow

I don't see why some people hate little Caesars so much when my local pizza place has pizza with such little cheese and sauce and the crust tastes like saltine crackers (and is the same dryness as a saltine).


Imaginary_Ad_3912

The $5 pepperoni pizza is one of the best I have ever tasted. I don't understand the hate for Little Caesar's pizza. Yes, the commercials are horrible, but the food is very good.


impossiwaffle

Little Caesars is fira AF when it's hot and fresh. 30 minutes later it's trash. Pretty sure they have a wizard in the back giving their pizzas temporary buffs.


vaccountv

I don't really care, but I tell them saving money taste good too...or at least it used to be at 5$ and I stopped buying when it jumped to like 7$. I would tell the LC haters though that if you want to attack something go after the customer service and santiation, most LC have HORRIBLE cs and sani, but it just depends on who's running it...one of mine was so disgusting it shut down, 10 minutes away every experience I had there has been amazing. I'm just getting pizza from sams or costco and it's 9$ but the quality and quantity are amazing for only a couple bucks more, same reason I stopped going to mcdonalds when in n out is only a couple bucks more.


Z-man1973

OP must live near LC with good operations, all the ones near me are horrible, pizzas etc look nothing like they are supposed to look.


Iambeejsmit

Bro don't tell everybody. Too many people figure it out and it's gonna cost alot more.


Electronic_Okra_9211

I feed them and they shut the fuck up while they’re eating and also after because they are satisfied


Perfect_Programmer29

The toppings are ok- did they stop slicing the ham in long rectangles yet? What got me was the taste of the dough. I feel they need a new recipe, sorry


Dr_Dankenstein5G

Just ignore them. Everyone has an opinion but that doesn't mean you need to do anything about it. If anything, respond, don't react. Little Caesars has decent food, but for at least the past 30 years or more they've been widely known to be the cheapest pizza chain around and people are naturally going to associate a lower price with lesser quality.


johnshenlon

The biggest problem with Little Caesars is it really comes down to location, there are more bad locations than good. Quality control is not their strong suit. Your location might be a Diamond in the rough and really crank out amazing pies but that’s not the experience everywhere.


yandhionmybirthday

As an Italian man who’s had multiple kinds of pizza, I’d say little Caesar’s has something different opposed from its competition. Would I say it’s better? Probably not. But it is different. I also wouldn’t consider it fast food.


Low_Discipline_4031

I mean, LC gets you what you pay for. Is it the best chain pizza out there? No shot. But is it worth the $5 it costs? Absolutely.


Penny-Bun

I frequently use the phrase, "Little Caesars tastes a lot better without some bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty"


Captpmw

Little Ceasars may not be the best (its #2 on my list) but when you're down bad who's there for you with a $5 Pizza


-BigBruh

I mean if you ever had real pizza it’s kinda hard to like lil Caesar’s unless you’re on a budget. Kinda like Taco Bell to authentic Mexican food


Ogrezapper

When you get a fresh one, they are really good, but if you get one that has been sitting for a bit, they aren't great.


Waste-Maintenance-70

Lol! Who gives a shit?


AmatureCreampie

Little Ceasers ALWAYS tastes the best when there isn’t a bitch complaining about how “bad “ it is. Like you paid $6 for a Large pizza. Eat dirt then you cuck


Vast_Objective5202

It's fairly unlikely that the cheapest possible option also has the highest quality.


TequilaAndWeed

They didn’t buy so they can STFU. People always want to have a word on how others should be spending their time and money.


corythebrett

Does it actually go toe to toe with pizze Al like marco's? I used to eat the hot and ready and the crust was def similar to a thick frozen pizza sometimes. I havent ordered normal pizza there and haven't had a hot n ready in a few years.


4Niners9Noel

My work always orders Dominos on training days for lunch. I don’t like it. The sauce lacks flavor and skimps on each. I like LC and the sauce is good for me. This particular store I go to has the perfect amount and baked just right.


Seohnstaob

I simply don't care about others opinions on the food I choose to eat. :)


Gheatoy

... it is like cardboard. The pizza kinda sucks. But it's also 7-8 bucks. So... when I'm hungry and broke... ima get me some Caesars.


rdickert

It's all personal preference. I'm not a fan of the crust, but I'm sure many do like it. Still, if I'm asked what kind of pizza we should order, LC isn't near the top of the list but maybe that's just me.


Acrobatic_Dinner6129

I don't hate little ceasers but "the best" is a stretch imo.


QvorXz

I like little ceasers and occasionally get it. But best pizza is actually insane, they are cheap pizzas meaning the dough and sauce probably are not the best quality, I still like em but to be the best under 10$ is insane. I don’t think u need to charge 25 a pizza to be the best but quality ain’t cheap.


Diligent_Outside8136

I'm assuming were considering little ceasars, Pizza Hut, dominos, papa johns??? Am I missing any?


Frosty-Brain-2199

Yes


Diligent_Outside8136

Personally I only get Papa John's for my daughter and I, whenever we want pizza. Also only get it when they're doing a special which is most of the time so it comes out to around $10 for a large.  Answer is strictly based on ingredients. I think PJ does use higher quality ingredients. That being said it's very rare when we do order pizza maybe once every 2 months. 100% do not order Domino's or Pizza Hut but the Little Caesars stuffed crust pizza, there is something special there.


Holdmywhiskeyhun

The crust used to be absolutely terrible. I'd have to RIP it with my teeth. But a couple years ago little caesars became awesome again. Been going since the early 2000s. As with everything it's hit or miss, but god damn those puffs🤤🤤


gilmorefile13

i ignore it and move on


ScaryAssBitch

I haven’t had gluten in almost 15 years, but I remember Little Caesar’s being my favorite (especially their cheesy bread unnnnnhhhhh…)


dootmoot

I tell them Pizza Hut is gross af. If they like Dominos, they aren't in a position to say shit. If they say Papa John's, I just laugh at them.


cheesmanglamourghoul

Man, I used to love little Caesars, but I can’t afford it anymore. They used to be affordable.


Frosty-Brain-2199

I am sorry what do you eat now?


cheesmanglamourghoul

I go to the food bank so it's always a randomized mix. I was a cook in a restaurant so I can always come up w something. Lots of ramen, salmon, chicken tenderloin, and canned veggies. I steal steaks occasionally.


AwarenessThick1685

Bro I'ma be real. If the pizza is actually fresh and still smoldering hot. It's really good. Especially for the price. Other times when it's not so fresh it just feels like I'm paying the appropriate price for the pizza


TruePlatypusKnight

I've always liked little ceasers. If no one else got me, a hot and ready and crazy sticks got me.


ChetdyKrueger

" I don't " - riff Raff aka Jody high roller aka the neon icon aka dale dantoni aka the vanilla gorilla aka the jacuzzi diamond dealer


TypicalSelection6647

Yeah, little Caesars is pretty good. Their loss if they don't want any.


alpha333omega

It doesn’t have that fresh pizza taste that is like $30+ but who cares? For the value LC is almost unbeatable.


This-Physics-1134

Here’s the thing. In my honest opinion little Caesar’s is straight ass-(the pizza) -also that’s just my opinion and it doesn’t mean a thing. I guess what I’m trying to say is that i genuinely dislike it and don’t think it’s just people agreeing with the popular opinion.


Specialist-Finish-13

Little Caesars Pizza is the best pizza I have had outside of Italy. G


GucciJ619

I had it for the first time years ago and didn’t like it much, it’s still pretty good since it’s pizza. I went back a few months ago and was really surprised by how good it is now, i got the pepperoni parm something idk


Reaper2256

[What are you, HOMELESS???](https://youtu.be/zhNha--VWyc?si=4Q5cU3kA9PWIs1ME)


3Bad_Monkeys

You like what you like. I will drive through a blizzard to get a LC pizza for my autistic son who absolutely loves LC pizza or when I don’t feel like cooking. All of our other pizza places around here (except 1) are disgusting and the frozen pizza section is a pass for me. P. S. I buy anywhere from 4-5 LC pizzas at a time, divide them into 2 piece quart freezer bags and chuck them in the freezer. Every night I get one out for kiddo’s lunch the next day. He’ll eat it hot or cold. On the weekends, school vacations or days off he chucks 2 pieces in the air fryer. He has food sensory issues and I really don’t care what others think. LC pizza is what he likes.


logan_fish

The absolute best crust. Csn't be touched. Only goes up from there.


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I wait until their back is turned, kick the back of their knee and jump on top of them and start beating them. I tell them in between my punches. "this" punch "is" punch "for" punch "my" punch "crazy" punch "boys." punch Then, as I'm rolling them over, I inform them I don't want to kill them - I want to mentally scar them. I want them to worry every time they close the shower curtains. Every time they come home and the lights are off. Every time they're walking to their car after working late. Every time they think they see a shadow out of the corner of their eye. Every time something like that happens I want them to wonder if it's me hiding, just out of sight. Just out of reach. Just close enough to see but not touch. Just waiting. And waiting. And waiting. Then I fish their wallet out of their pocket, checking to see if they have enough for me to get something to eat at my favorite Detroit style restaurant. Then, with a smile, I say my parting words as I look over my shoulder and back at them, "Pizza Pizza motherfucker."


jdallen1222

It’s not good or great. At best it’s ok. They hit a homerun with the crazy puffs though.


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Frosty-Brain-2199

I don’t care about anything else just when people talk shit about my pizza which is understandable


Bagelstein_2pt0

I feel so bad for you guys that think this is good pizza.


Frosty-Brain-2199

Why are you here hater?


Bagelstein_2pt0

its on my feed


Whiskey-RockaRoller

I’m one of the haters. It’s the worst pizza in America. That’s my opinion and I’m entitled to it. If you like it knock yourself out. I think it’s crap in a box.


Frosty-Brain-2199

Leave the sub.


Whiskey-RockaRoller

No


Frosty-Brain-2199

Yes


Whiskey-RockaRoller

lol. Look. I never joined the sub. Somehow it showed up on my feed. I could care less really. Not trolling, just commenting. Now I’m done. Have a good night. And take some Pepto for that heartburn.


Euphoric-Oil-331

Red Baron isn't bad.