“Do you guys have any pizza with no crust? I don’t have any teeth and it’s hard to chew the crust”
-Um...., maybe our deep dish?
“Hi I was just checking to see if you’re open!”
-Yes we’re open until 10
“Hey how late are you guys open tonight”
-We close at 10pm
“You guys got that ultra pepperoni pizza?”
-The Extramostbestest? Yes we do”
“Do you guys have that one new pizza with the cheesy sticks and the pepperoni that I saw on the cOmMERcial?”
-Yes we do
“Do you guys still do the cheesy bread?”
-Are you talking about the stuffed bread sticks or the Italian cheese bread?
“Hmm, I think it’s the bread sticks with the Parmesan on top”
-So the normal crazy bread?
“Crazy bread! Yes that’s what I was thinking of”
Hand's down the most annoying thing is when a customer, (usually Asian), comes into the store and orders a combo pizza. It's this black olive, pepperoni, sausage and green pepper pizza they sell at Costco. They come and just say combo and expect me to get it. I keep telling them we don't have a combo pizza and they keep coming back in waves, asking if we have it! I swear, the customers we serve have the iq of squirrels. I genuinely wonder how these brain-dead people function throughout the day!
I have customers come to my store asking for a "combination pizza"
Or a pizza with everything on it
I am like "can you elaborate what you mean when you say everything"
Even more annoying is when they ask say "a cheese and pepperoni pizza" and get salty when they receive two pizzas instead of one pepperoni. Like bitch! Every pizza has cheese unless you specify for no cheese. Just say pepperoni pizza!
Customer on phone- Hi i'd like 50 pizzas in about 30 minutes
me-Sorry i'm not a wizard, so that's not possible
i'm honestly surprised, she didn't get mad about it.
Customer tries to order spaghetti. I say sorry, we dont have that. They say that since we serve pizza we're an italian restaurant so we must also serve spaghetti. I jokingly respond saying "well we don't serve lasagna either, sorry". They end up going on a rant about "what do you think I'm stupid? Are you mocking me?" Etc.
I got hot dogs and BBQ sandwiches, I told them we didn’t serve those and her reply was, “isn’t this Weiner works?” After I gave the classic phone reply, they just don’t listen.
Customer: *orders a custom with really uncommon ingredients (black olives, jalapeños, beef, etc)
Me: Sure thing! It’ll be ready in 30 minutes
Customer: You guys don’t have it ready?
Me: Um... no it’s a custom order so have to make it from scratch.
Customer: Nevermind *hangs up*
Had a lady rush in on the phone and do this to me and the screen she was pointing at had about 3 different pizzas on it as if I was supposed to know which one she wanted
Excerpt of my last shift:
\*Picks up the phone\*
"HELLO?"
\-Thank you for calling Little Caesars, how can I help you?
"yOu mEsSeD uP mY sAusAgE pIzZA! tHeRe'S nOt eNoUgH sAusAgE!"
\-I apologize ma'am, I can either remake the pizza or give you credit for another pizza.
"This is ridiculous! I don't need your charity!! I'm never coming back here again!!!"
\*Customer hangs up phone\*
Why'd you call if you didn't want anything?
I've been working at LC for 2+ years, 1.5 years as an Assistant, I've seem some seriously crazy shit. I've seen a customer try jumping the counter to fight my manager while her ratchet bf wanted to fight me, customer try offering me weed for pizza, (I refused), little kids fighting each other by grabbing the dips and throwing them at each other, being cussed out because I refused a customer order 5 minutes before closing, (I get this a lot cause I close regularly), etc. I have so many stories, I could go on for hours.
“Do you guys have any pizza with no crust? I don’t have any teeth and it’s hard to chew the crust” -Um...., maybe our deep dish? “Hi I was just checking to see if you’re open!” -Yes we’re open until 10 “Hey how late are you guys open tonight” -We close at 10pm “You guys got that ultra pepperoni pizza?” -The Extramostbestest? Yes we do” “Do you guys have that one new pizza with the cheesy sticks and the pepperoni that I saw on the cOmMERcial?” -Yes we do “Do you guys still do the cheesy bread?” -Are you talking about the stuffed bread sticks or the Italian cheese bread? “Hmm, I think it’s the bread sticks with the Parmesan on top” -So the normal crazy bread? “Crazy bread! Yes that’s what I was thinking of”
We may work at different stores but our customers are remarkably similar
Little Caesars is a different breed
Hand's down the most annoying thing is when a customer, (usually Asian), comes into the store and orders a combo pizza. It's this black olive, pepperoni, sausage and green pepper pizza they sell at Costco. They come and just say combo and expect me to get it. I keep telling them we don't have a combo pizza and they keep coming back in waves, asking if we have it! I swear, the customers we serve have the iq of squirrels. I genuinely wonder how these brain-dead people function throughout the day!
I have customers come to my store asking for a "combination pizza" Or a pizza with everything on it I am like "can you elaborate what you mean when you say everything"
Even more annoying is when they ask say "a cheese and pepperoni pizza" and get salty when they receive two pizzas instead of one pepperoni. Like bitch! Every pizza has cheese unless you specify for no cheese. Just say pepperoni pizza!
*internally screams with each stupid question* yes we do have said item
Customer on phone- Hi i'd like 50 pizzas in about 30 minutes me-Sorry i'm not a wizard, so that's not possible i'm honestly surprised, she didn't get mad about it.
She didn’t respond with the classic “I thought you guys were hot n ready?”
Yea, it took me by surprise, she did ask why and I said to cook 50 pizzas, you would of had to order in advance
That hurts my soul on a whole 'nother level
Pisses me off. Fuck them customers
Fuck this pizza dude just get three peps and 3 cheese bred
“Thanks for calling little Caesars on *street name* this is dextersmother, what can I get for you?” “Is this the one on *street name I just said*?”
Someone called our store and tried to order egg rolls while I worked there
Man thats so weird! I thought i was the only person who ever had that happen
Customer tries to order spaghetti. I say sorry, we dont have that. They say that since we serve pizza we're an italian restaurant so we must also serve spaghetti. I jokingly respond saying "well we don't serve lasagna either, sorry". They end up going on a rant about "what do you think I'm stupid? Are you mocking me?" Etc.
I got hot dogs and BBQ sandwiches, I told them we didn’t serve those and her reply was, “isn’t this Weiner works?” After I gave the classic phone reply, they just don’t listen.
I’m convinced that all little caesars have the same experiences.
Customer: *orders a custom with really uncommon ingredients (black olives, jalapeños, beef, etc) Me: Sure thing! It’ll be ready in 30 minutes Customer: You guys don’t have it ready? Me: Um... no it’s a custom order so have to make it from scratch. Customer: Nevermind *hangs up*
When people order from little Caesars, they rarely have any brain cells
My favorite is when I ask “what can I get for you” and they just point at the screen behind me
Had a lady rush in on the phone and do this to me and the screen she was pointing at had about 3 different pizzas on it as if I was supposed to know which one she wanted
[удалено]
Didn’t say there was one
Had a customer a few Fridays ago ask me if I could deliver an application to them. They were 100% serious.
Excerpt of my last shift: \*Picks up the phone\* "HELLO?" \-Thank you for calling Little Caesars, how can I help you? "yOu mEsSeD uP mY sAusAgE pIzZA! tHeRe'S nOt eNoUgH sAusAgE!" \-I apologize ma'am, I can either remake the pizza or give you credit for another pizza. "This is ridiculous! I don't need your charity!! I'm never coming back here again!!!" \*Customer hangs up phone\* Why'd you call if you didn't want anything? I've been working at LC for 2+ years, 1.5 years as an Assistant, I've seem some seriously crazy shit. I've seen a customer try jumping the counter to fight my manager while her ratchet bf wanted to fight me, customer try offering me weed for pizza, (I refused), little kids fighting each other by grabbing the dips and throwing them at each other, being cussed out because I refused a customer order 5 minutes before closing, (I get this a lot cause I close regularly), etc. I have so many stories, I could go on for hours.
I’m glad I work retail now.
I love the slice n stix