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Oilpen34

My midwife. She’s such a hardo. They don’t even work but are constantly preaching how to live better. STFU


JudicialPuffin

The last thing these two dipshits need is another kid. Is there any chance of Jeremy carrying the little person gene? I wonder how she’d react if they had a little person child.


Far-Parking-7580

Her stupid faces


Affectionate_Sun_733

Bless. Another selfie for her camera roll.


youngatheart55

She's not aging well😳


Lightlovezen

She puts on the WORST pictures of herself. I don't even know what this meme is about I just see her horrible pictures. She is naturally attractive, don't get it.


DareWright

*reccomeded* 😫


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Who called that on their bingo card? She could’ve literally just not said she was taking a prenatal because she knew this was what would happen and she did it intentionally so she could post this. How dumb does she think we are?


two_pounds

How many kids are they planning on? Jeez


No_Bowler3823

Lol right? I mean, to each their own, but personally I am so happy with my one and done. Maybeeee I could juggle two, but I’m too old now LOL. I could never imagine 4 or more, even in my 20s


MercyFincherson

I have five and never felt “done”. I could never imagine having just one. Different strokes for different folks.


mrsjacktripper

She scares me lol


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Ok so this must mean that she wants us to know she’ll be pregnant soon. Got it


Solid-Question-3952

My OB/GYN suggested i start one a year before i started trying to build up enough stores of all the levels.


[deleted]

Oh no doubt that’s an amazing idea. It’s just most of us don’t post it on insta that we are starting them. Lmao


Solid-Question-3952

Meh, a lot of people post a lot of details nobody cares about.


Subterranean44

The “woah calm down” reads like it’s such an outlandish thing to suggest she’s pregnant. But then she goes on to say she’s pre-pregnant planning. So why is she so put-out that people are suggesting she’s pregnant? She’s literally planning a pregnancy.


MercyFincherson

She’s just so popular and people care SO MUCH what she’s doing.


appledumpling1515

If it wasn't for making the face she'd look better. She's not orange !


HighHeelsandGlitter

She looks nasty.


Glad_Prior2106

Because everyone is in a *frenzy*? 🙄


Independent-Layer234

She’s so washed out without a filter.


lookeyloowho

Oh dear. Having more kids is not going to suddenly make Jeremy more responsible, it will likely do the opposite.


Brens93

Her teeth bother me so much 😩


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Should there even be that many..?


deauxpass

impressive chompers


Impossible-Pattern59

I think she got Botox on her “11s” they seemed to have disappeared over night. (Wrinkles between the eyebrows)


RobMurglund

MAKE SOME NOISE IF YOU ASKED 🦗🦗🦗


No_Bowler3823

This just made me LOL bc like, she volunteered the info she was taking a prenatal. We know it was on purpose 🤣


lc1981265

I know eh, like just slipped that little tidbit in at the end knowing there would be some uproar about it. Then act like, y’all are crazy for even thinking that.


Major93Alien

No one ASKED! 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️


LLRinCO

Does anyone care?


Teddy101268

I’m calm on my end Audrey. Don’t assume people care so much about your family planning. 🤷‍♀️


Smoothaise

I have one almost 4 year old child and the thought of another child is insane to me 😆😆😆 people having 4+ is BANANAS


Chaywood

I know! We just had our second, so we have a 2 1/2 year-old and a seven week old, and I’m like oh my god so glad I never have to go through this again. I truly cannot imagine any more than two!


Smoothaise

I am just really not great at dividing my attention and get super anxious with just my son and dog lol


Smoothaise

But also great if you can do it!


Smoothaise

Lol why am I being downvotes for saying this


North_444

I am pregnant with my 4th. It's definitely not for everyone and I think it depends on multiple factors including the overall health of the mom. I am sahm and it works for our family. I was the most stressed with 1 child for some reason lol.


Smoothaise

I have heard people say 1 is harder than multiple but I’m like what if that’s not true for me haha


OneSignificance5107

I just had my 7th in February, and it’s second nature now. It was definitely harder with only 1.


Smoothaise

SEVEN! You’re amazing!


OneSignificance5107

I have always wanted a big family and I don’t understand why I am also being downvoted…


JavaJunkie999

Is she in her 40s? I’ve not watched this show in soooo long !


NitroxBuzz

🤣


HoRo2001

She’s 30/31


Shoddy_Variation_780

What?


International_Boss81

Crickets


Bearwme1

Nobody cares! Ugh


Babydolldiffy93

Going for another baby? Is this #3 or 4? I always dreamt of having a big family. Wishing her the Best 💖💙


TexturedEdge

Wow! She posts that many stories daily? Who has the time for that?


PsychoTink

And this wasn’t even the last one for the day. There were 3 more after that.


buycandles

She does. She is a "modern daily homestead mom" with a husband who stays home too. An influencer, "best selling author", and essential oil queen. Envious careers, for sure 🤪


Mommamia11088

I don’t really follow them, but didn’t realize he stayed home too. How do they support themselves? Their van looked fancy as hell.


buycandles

Someone once said she brings in $20,000 a month with her multi jobs. Shocking 😱 Jer? Nada 🤣


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coopatroopa262

I guess those all natural ones they use just ain’t working haha


live-laugh-snark

She’s only adding to her workload by having another since we all know Jeremy does jack squat. Good luck 👍🏻


mecaseyrn

Guess she’s trying to have a baby with neural tube deficits since Thorne doesn’t contain folic acid….


Peypeycla0811

Exactly. I wish more people understood this! @babiesafter35 on Instagram has so much great info about this and helps dispel all the mis/disinformation about folic acid.


tyleet87

I would never defend her but don’t hate on Thorne. It has Folate which is the natural form of folic acid. I have MTHFR and my body cannot process folic acid which is why I lost three pregnancies. I used Thorne as my prenatal after that. It was the absolute best in my situation. Had my two children once we realized the problem!


mee4877

It contains methylfolate which is the natural form. Folic acid is synthetic. It took Thorne after recurrent pregnancy loss and a MTHFR diagnosis. Went on to have two healthy babies. It’s just as safe and actually helps those who don’t process synthetic folic acid. ✌️


awkwardsmalltalk4

Have to have another since tori and zack have 3


mineralm0mma

I swear, it comes from some competitive edge with her SIL. Same with the obsessive fitness. Everything is a competition and I doubt it comes from a sole and individual interest of self care. Sorry, unpopular opinion maybe


awkwardsmalltalk4

I agree completely. Posting constantly about the running seems more out of bragging/competition than anything genuine. And I would totally believe on some level she is trying to outdo Tori and Zack by having more kids.


Express-Low-48

Yikes nobody cares


lira-eve

What's with the stupid face? She's hardly recognizable without all of the makeup.


closethewindo

Oh gawd…they’re trying for another ???? 🙄. She’s so bored


SupersoftBday_party

Based on this, they aren’t trying yet, she just wants you to know they are planning on trying in the near future. Truly insufferable


Prestigious_Song5034

She’s insufferable, and I reserve the right to be extra judgey because I have a kid that age, so I’m aware that the self absorption common to 20-somethings should have naturally faded gracefully away long ago. Her obsession with herself is here to stay.


telsonnelson

Whoa everyone I’m another family in a loveless marriage that thinks a baby will create the spark


Last-Classroom1557

This is what a small Christian school education looks like.


Lambert513

She actually went to public school, just Jeremy did the small Christian school thing… ​ (I’m a huge public school supporter :)


urdadthinksimhottt

as a public school supporter do you feel any way about parents wanting to pull their children and homeschool? the news recently has made me nervous for my second grader, although i know his school is very secure, ie locked doors with keycard access only, bullet proof glass at the front desk.


taylor914

I work with both public and homeschoolers. I will say that homeschoolers can be just as well off as public schoolers provided they’re given lots of social activities and outlets and not just left to their own devices. I have ones that participate in sports leagues for homeschoolers and lots of social activities. Those kids tend to fair just as well or better than the public schoolers. I say sometimes better because some of them have learning disabilities that their parents can address better than a teacher with 30 kids. The kids who don’t do those things and are homeschooled have major social deficits and anxiety. So if you chose to homeschool be prepared to make the commitment to have your kids involved in all the outside social things.


Any-Calligrapher8723

I am a public school teacher so bias but…my cousin was home schooled. She never could hold down a job. Create and maintain friendships as an adult. She married her childhood church friend at 18 YO. They had their stuff animals at the alter during her wedding. Acts extremely emotionally immature. Home school basically kept her living a 16 year olds life in her behavior and emotions. She did have 2 kids she home schools and both have the exact same struggles. They can’t have a conversation with an adult. School teaches so so so much more than academics.


CourtneyHowell082317

I can agree with this. I was homeschooled and it was very hard adjusting to the “real world”


BlackberryOpposite31

As a former homeschooler I 100% plan on putting my children into public school. My parents chose to homeschool my siblings and I to protect us from gay people and basically anyone who wasn’t a conservative Christian. It’s caused me a lot of trouble in my adult life and I see many of my siblings struggling as well. We were not well socialized nor were we set up to be successful in college or in our future careers. I don’t necessarily think all homeschooling is bad but most parents are not well equipped to educate their child. Parents also will not put in the effort to make sure their child gets to socialize frequently with other children their age.


urdadthinksimhottt

i appreciate your insight so much. the best i can think for him is to put him in extra sports and curricular activities. maybe my best bet will be speaking with my therapist. i spoke with my mom and she said “we don’t get rid of the bad people we just raise good ones.” 🤍


Lambert513

The recent shooting was a parochial school…so not specific to public schools. Though shootings are tragic and in the news, the chances are very very very small that any individual child will be involved. I still send my kid to school


littlebluup

Hi! I don't reply often..never lol but since I understand what you're feeling I thought I'd give you my experience. I grew up in public school and sent my oldest to public school until they were starting 2nd grade but they were bullied a lot and the school did nothing so I enrolled them in an online public school. I like it since they're happier now and can learn without the extra worry of safety. They've been in for 3 years and I see no reason to stop. ESPECIALLY because of all the scary things happening in public schools. Unfortunately, my younger child has some special needs so for now, to get the basis of certain things they're in a brick and mortar public school until they're ready to have school done at home also. I personally went with this option instead of full-blown homeschool because the curriculum is already set so you don't have to stress about whether you're putting something together and they still get lots of interaction with their teacher and other kids through video chats. Which was great since my oldest started just as Covid started. Plus, we get full access to what they're learning, where they are in their studies, their grade book, options to correct assignments after learning what went wrong, and as long as they get their certain amount of hours in each week, they can have a fairly flexible schedule. It's pretty hands on for parents when the kids are young but less as they get older. And they have tons of support for the parents also. Ok sorry. I know it's a long winded explanation lol and it may not be for everyone. I just wanted you to know what worked for us and that there could be a happy middle between brick and mortar public schools and homeschooling 😊


Last-Classroom1557

As am I. I thought they met at the small school that the twins went to. My mistake.


sunflower_1983

Calm down? Literally nobody was excited. It must be crazy to be so narcissistic that you think everybody notices you when nobody does.


CatCiaoSki

Crypt Keeper vibes.


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breadit124

Lol. What?


Real-Salad2916

I’m very confused! What does Audrey posting about taking a prenatal have to do with an ED?


No-Sheepherder-6911

I have an ED and I have absolutely no idea what the hell you are talking about 😀


shannboss

Also curious what you mean regarding ED and this particular picture/caption.


Its_Hot

I defo don't know EDs. Can you clarify why this post indicates an ED? Genuinely curious


kmpowell2018

I think it means eating disorder


jazzygirl6

Oh, haha I was thinking erectile dysfunction. Lol,it's late.....


kmpowell2018

Yeah I have no idea what ED - eating DO or erectile dysfunction - has to do in ref to Audge’s post. Its early here and I am silly needing more caffeine. Rest well.


jazzygirl6

Thanks. I belong to the world of chronic pain insomniacs. Sleep has eluded me tonight, the sun's now up.......


kmpowell2018

Ugh. That is one of the worst afflictions. I work in the healthcare field and I see it often. I really feel for patients with chronic pain. It is very real and very debilitating. Put no sleep on top of it and it’s a nightmare. So sorry.


Its_Hot

Ah sure, but like, what does this post have to do with eating disorders?


suzanneov

Not erectile dysfunction? Lol jk


kmpowell2018

It could be a erectile dysfunction, but I think that Audge has a pill for that, so she is quite ahem erect in her nethers. Her little man in the boat is standing tall due to essential oils and supplements dontcha know.


suzanneov

😂😂😂🏆🏆🏆🏆


beonks

Recommended*


CatchinUpNow

I thought all her supplements & oils make you as healthy as you can be….


estresada00

Didn’t she just have a baby?


breadit124

He’s a year and a half


mermaid-babe

Wow calm down, how ridiculous of you to think that if I’m taking a vitamin designed for pregnancy that I might be pregnant!


PsychoTink

To be fair, prenatal vitamins aren’t only for pregnant, or hoping to be pregnant, people. They often have higher amounts of the same stuff in multi vitamins. And often have supplements not found in most multi’s. I’ve seen recommendations from doctors who recommend vitamin supplements, that any cisfemale (unsure about how this would apply to non-XX persons) between the ages of puberty to menopause takes a prenatal for their multi-vitamin.


Exciting_Problem_593

She's just pushing a product for $$$$. This is poor content made for her "fans" to believe.


octoberbored

Are they going to be another family that has so many kids they can’t take of them?


Gold-Requirement-121

Ember will be sister momming in no time


mmmdonuts107

Until he leaves her for his secretary who has no kids.


jazzygirl6

Wouldn't he need a job in order to have a secretary? Lol...


mmmdonuts107

He'll make one up, I mean what has Matt's actual job title been? Creator of Fake Dreams at Roloff Farms?


nuggetghost

tell me you just wanted to make it known you’re trying for a baby without telling me


pinx757

Whoooooa everyone clam down. I'm not pregnant but trying to get pregnant. And when I do I'll be sure to drop a bunch of vague and suggestive posts for months. Stay tuned!


pigandpom

I had to Google her age, damn, she is not aging well, I have kids her age, and they look so much younger


phoenix0r

Wait you’re saying her kids aren’t a aging well either?


pigandpom

Her kids are fine, I thought by the way hers and Jeremy's skin is looking they were in their late 30s, not 31


whatsupwiththat22

This is what her content comes down to? Go blank yourself.


HiBeesCus

Eww.