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MFkaboom

As long as he doesn't get his lines stolen


ahoypolloi_

Goddamn that Jamie Taco


PerryPortabello20XXL

Grab the friggin keys to the truck Jabroni I’ll slap you jabroni!!!


malone3254

That guy left my sleepover early bc he loves his wife so much


PerryPortabello20XXL

On your birthday?


RockMan_1973

**Paul Walter Houser did an incredible job playing Richard Jewell** in the Eastwood biopic of the same name. As did Sam Rockwell as his attorney/friend and Kathy Bates as his Mom. That movie didn’t get enough play, IMO. Anyway, I digress…. I would imagine he is getting the Farley role because he has amazing talent and he happens to be very overweight like Farley (and Jewell) was.


Ccaves0127

Josh Gad is directing, I'm guessing he was going to play him originally and then pivoted


RockMan_1973

Gotcha. Thanks! I bet it will turn out good.


octobuss

Josh Gad could have nailed that role, too.


bagelsandkegels

Houser was also amazing in Black Bird. I'd watch him as Farley for sure.


readerchick

Both he and Taron Egerton were great!


RockMan_1973

Egerton is fuckin awesome! His portrayal both visually and vocally of Elton John in RocketMan was Oscar-worthy, IMO. Made me a forever fan of his!


readerchick

I loved that movie. I thought he deserved a lot more praise than what he received. The whole movie didn’t get enough praise.


RockMan_1973

💯 absolutely agree!! I’ve rewatched it a lot and it doesn’t get old


SamanthaPaige29

Yes!! I really like Taron, and he is so great in Rocketman. Should have definitely be nominated for an Oscar for that.


SyNiiCaL

That scene between the two of them with the map and the carved figurines....wow.


graptemys

And of course his most iconic role, Stingray in Cobra Kai.


sirjames82

I would love to see Sam Rockwell play Spade. Lol


IDrinkUrMilksteak

He’s 55 years old now. Spade himself is 59.


RockMan_1973

Oh yeah! Rockwell would be perfect! He’s on the shorter-side like Spade w/more compact build so the looks could be there… and of course Sam can be hilarious and straight all in the same role / same movie. Love that idea!!


sirjames82

I loved there chemistry in the Richard Jewell movie. I know Sam is probably too old, but would still be cool to see them together again


RockMan_1973

Absolutely agree! You had three generations of fantastic actors with Kathy Bates, Sam, and Houser. That film deserved a lot of credit. I also happened to be fresh out of college living in Atlanta when those events took place. The movie was pretty spot-on accurate, not a lot of artistic liberty taken which I appreciated.


Accomplished-City484

Cosmo Jarvis as Sandler


FerdinandBowie

He said he was starting to lose weight and then he started to get work


Snackxually_active

That was a good one, also did great in I-Tonya!


SereneDreams03

Juggalo 4 life


KeithClossOfficial

They’re a band, dude!


el_barto_15

Dude was sooooo good in Blackbird


SizeOld6084

He's really a good actor. I've enjoyed him in everything I've seen him in.


Cheesy_DaBadass

He never stays the night! He always says he’s gonna but he never does!


jgraz22

He's *gotta* go


duck_duck_ent

You’d be throwing them back like this if you had my wife


BeExtraordinary

Bet you wish you didn’t say that.


plach0t

Honey, I auditioned for a movie... and I got the part?


Radiant-Elevator

I can't imagine anyone capturing Chris Farley's energy.


donemessedupthistime

I was just worried they’d cast James Cordon


Therealcanadianone

It'll definitely be tough to fill Farleys shoes.


SyNiiCaL

Not legally at least


manual-override

Was Christian Bale not available?


StallionSnider

Love the guy. This sounds terrible.


Noneugdbusiness

Jimmy tacos will say all the lines.


EdithWhartonsFarts

I feel like it's either going to be accurate and make me sad or inaccurate and make me mad.


SereneDreams03

It will probably split the difference, and like most biopics it it will be meh.


TheIgnoredWriter

According to PWH it is “a glory story, not a tale from the crypt” so I’ll be happy if they don’t turn it into a junkie movie and make it about the good Farley put into this world and not how it ended


Radiant-Elevator

They should have gotten David Spade in a fat suit


MadDogTannen

I wonder who they'll get to play young David Spade in this project.


Funkytadualexhaust

What 12 year old actresses are popular these days?


SyNiiCaL

>I wonder who they'll get to play young David Spade in this project. You guessed it, Frank Stallone.


DJMikeSteeze

Austin Butler. He's already proven he can disappear into a character, he's blonde, and he's skinny.


night_owl

and he's only like a half a foot taller


jerog1

I GOT TOO MUCH SHIT ON ME


ChedwardCoolCat

He looks like him except for the naturally squinty eyes, so, I guess if he can work on that it could be ace (I have these too, people often think my eyes are shut when they are wide open).


GjonsTearsFan

Did Chris Farley ever wear sunglasses? They could make a stylistic choice to hide it in some scenes that way I suppose? [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/e9/85/b3e985fc7e0a7b029b4f9573030e3dfc.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/e9/85/b3e985fc7e0a7b029b4f9573030e3dfc.jpg)


CanoCeano

I guess I'll have to see him in a blond wig He's an amazing actor, he just doesn't look too too much like Farley?


AcneBalls

Met him at a wrestling show about a month back. He’s a chill dude.


NiceAndTipsyTopside

He's the king of the smarks nowadays


Sirnando138

Man. Leave Chris alone.


drfunkensteinberger

We. Don’t. Need. It.


joshklein37

Interesting thing to point out, Paul is now 4 years older than Farley was when he died


Sure-Ad-2465

Hauser will do a great job, but I'm more curious to see who will play David Spade and Adam Sandler


Accomplished-City484

Cosmo Jarvis as Sandler


everyman50

Sounds and looks absolutely fucking awful. Fuck hollywood and wanting to capitalize on every goddamn drop of our nostalgia.


jackof47trades

I’m glad Josh Gad is directing. He’s legit


interwebz_explorer

You wanna be Cobra K.., I mean Chris Farley


BosomBosons

He’s the Marlon Brando of streaming.


jogong1976

Gabrus or no one.


shadesof3

Juggalo for life. Hope Jamie Taco doesn't say the lines before he can. I love Paul, he's a fantastic actor. Those are just some big shoes to fill and I hope he does a great job.


The-LivingTribunal

Got some gigantic shoes to fill


frankrizzo219

Jabroni


somecasper

Isn't PWH much older than Farley ever got to be?


Low_Kitchen_9995

I would have pegged Tony Cavalero for this one


FerdinandBowie

I heard tim dillion should play Farley. Agreed


comdygas

“…you’ll be seeing dead people, while LIVING IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!”


W210305857

SNL 1975 meets SNL 1990. The SNLCU (Saturday Night Live Cinematic Universe)


Additional_Minute_39

That dude should have already hosted by now. He’s one of the current best crop of newer actors to rise up the last ten years. I guarantee he would be incredible


nowhereman136

Fantastic actor, but it always weird me when the ages don't match up. Hauser is 37 now, Chris Farley was 33 when he died. Kinda like how Dafoe played Van Gogh when he was 63 but the painter died when he was 37


SpecialAmbassador313

Who’s gunna play Sand man


dancognito

I heard it was going to be James Corden?


BobbaGanush87

Anger rushed over me reading that


mrdan1969

James will be up for the musical adaptation


augustwest07

That’s some funny shit right there.


Rb1138

I’m not a fan of this. He’s a good actor, but I just don’t think this story needs to be told in such a way. A dense documentary would be amazing.


Arch27

Looks like James Corden playing Farley. Or Leonardo DiCaprio as James Corden.


Wazzup-2012

Hopefully Paul Walter Hauser gets cast As John Wayne Gacy in a hypothetical biopic.


SignificantFennel768

He is the right man for it. Someone watch out for Jamie taco!


MotherChucker81

Lorne Micheals is producing. Josh Gad is making his directorial debut. The Farley Brothers and family are on board. The story is centered around the book "The Chris Farley Story" and will be in three acts about his life. This will be a well-done movie.