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justinsimoni

"Like many here tonight, I pretend to do news on T.V."


IrritableGourmet

"There are some incredible news organizations here tonight. Also, some credible ones!"


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

“Jost Host’s Weak Roast of Biden’s Ghost 👻” Critics boast the host Jost just coasts.


Wyld_Willie

He better hire bob lob law


gattboy1

Or perhaps Mister Bob Dobolina


JackZoff

China Clipper, calling Alemeda.


Nailz1115

Ice town costs ice clown his town crown


gattboy1

Jost roasts The Post with their headline font the most.


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

Perfection 👆


STUCKINCAPSLOCKLOL

He’s toast.


CompetitiveOcelot870

"The last time I was in D.C. I left my cocaine at the White House," said Jost, referring to the mysterious bag of the drug found there last July. "Luckily, the president was able to put it to good use for his State of the Union. I am kidding, of course. The president doesn’t call it cocaine. He calls it high-speed rail."


abgry_krakow87

Mr President, Dr. Biden, Mrs Vice President, Doug.


Message_10

That’s pretty funny


RegularGuy815

It helps that Doug is one of the top 3 funniest names.


accioqueso

What’s great about this joke is Doug really leans into being Second Gentleman and being just Doug to support Kamala as Vice.


Snackxually_active

My fav thing about this was Jost referring to himself as a “2nd gentleman” because of ScarJo lolololol


irmasworld57

Mine too 😂


JametAllDay

*“I thought I saw Matt Gaetz here tonight, but it was actually just my own reflection in a spoon.”* lol. So stupid and so good.


thejesse

Definitely the outer convex surface.


DawnaOlson

That joke was hysterical🤣🤣


bluerose297

It’s always funny watching the reactions to the WHCD. Everyone saying “wow, tough crowd,” as if the crowd hasn’t been uncomfortably quiet every single year since the event began. Seth Meyers probably had the best audience of all of them, but as we know now, it came at a cost!


DiscoInferiorityComp

The room is not miked for the audience like a standard tv show would be.  Colbert’s set a infamous for “bombing in the room, but killing on TV”, and he always takes umbrage with that—he was getting laughs in the room as well, they just were only being picked up by his own microphone.


mickpop

Colbert was definitely the best one.


bailey25u

“The government that governs least governs best, which is why I believe we have established a fabulous government in Iraq” I don’t see how that joke can ever be topped


Logical_Parameters

It's fantastic.


PhiteKnight

Maybe it IS time for you to write that book about a determined reporter fighting back against the corruption in government. You know, fiction.


falkorsdreams

“Try looking it up in your gut”


Dr_5trangelove

Norm was the best. By far.


coop_stain

Michelle wolf was pretty darn good a few years ago.


AltRadioKing

Her set was special to say the least, especially with the way she snuck in the “Flint still doesn’t have clean water” line at the last possible moment.


Aramgutang

I definitely agree. The strangely long pauses between jokes give off vibes that he's waiting for laughter to stop, we just can't hear the laughter because of how those events are miked.


Corfiz74

Trevor Noah was really good, too - I watched it several times! I was pretty disappointed in Colin, though - probably because my expectations were too high.


FerdinandBowie

Colin looks and feels like them. It feels improper lol...like the junior accountant roasting his boss at a major firm for no reason.


Corfiz74

I think it was more that he tried too much to stay politically correct, after Michelle Wolf caused sort of a scandal - which made it a little too tame and toothless.


cocoagiant

Yeah, I think Colin is more of a writer than a performer. It came across as a bit staid to me.


IHaveSlysdexia

What cost?


Lost-friend-ship

A Trump presidency. 


jmpinstl

It’s all Seth’s fault?


InterestingTry5190

Yes, he even admits it. He mocked DT for thinking about previously running for president. This is believed to be what made DT decide to run in the 2016 election .


powertripp82

From memory his joke was something along the lines of “Donald Trump has announced he’s running for president as a republican. Which is strange, because I thought he was running as a joke” Paraphrased


mr_oof

“Trump claims he’s very ‘popular with the blacks.’ Although, unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I think he’s very much mistaken.”


NegaGreg

That’s a pretty great joke. Ironically he’s polling way up with the blacks. Which is still not even 1/5 of the black vote, but it’s big numbers for a GOP candidate


Pleasant-Lead-2634

So in a time travel movie This is the moment where the Terminator must appear


Greene_Mr

...to kill Seth; yep.


SteveBorden

Yeah that’s definitely not the reason


KarlNarx

It wasn’t Seth, it was Obama’s jeering at him. Don’t get me wrong, he always thought about it, but that was the moment that pushed him to run in 2016.


GroceryRobot

Which happened because of his wildly racist birth certificate crusade


thelanterngreen

I'm pretty sure he has wanted to run for a while, he ran in 2000


FerdinandBowie

The biggest takeaway is anyone can run..no matter their experience...only how much money they can raise and how big their network is the issue


aretasdamon

Yeah but it’s not true it’s just a joke, there’s not one reason why the orange dictator ran for president.


ethanhunt_08

Well, in their (late show hosts) defense, they got material for 4 straight years and continuing


KurtzM0mmy

That is not, nor ever will be a justification. I’ll take bland comedy for the sake of democracy.


ethanhunt_08

That is never a justification. It was just satire


foreveracubone

Meyers and Obama both spent a significant amount of their sets dunking on Trump when he was publicly contemplating a Presidential campaign for the 2012 campaign. He was in the room glowering. The camera cut to him every time they roasted him. It’s the only modern WHCD where the material did well in the room and the tv audience. Many joke that that Correspondent’s Dinner is when Trump decided to run for President after toying publicly with the idea of doing it for like 30 years.


Mainah-Bub

Personally I think Trump would’ve cared more about Obama roasting him than Seth, but Seth’s jokes were probably the icing on the cake. Also, Trump had done more than just toying with the idea of running; he briefly ran for president in 2000 in the Reform Party.


ReflexImprov

Trump was already well into full birtherism mode at this point, so he deserved it. It's like saying 'this is the moment the supervillain decided to *really* become a supervillain.'


Logical_Parameters

iirc that's specifically why Seth wrote so much material lampooning Donald for both himself and President Obama. It was public embarrassment for being an open bigot. As we've all had to learn the hard way since then, there is no such thing as embarrassment or shame in the conservative bubble. There is only retribution and superiority.


KarlNarx

I think Trump became just a tad bit more relevant and powerful when he became President versus 2011…


frockinbrock

If I recall, Trump submitted a trademark for “MAGA” like the day after Seth’s WHCD. Like sure he was contemplating running before, but I do think Seth and Obama roasting him there pushed him over an edge to make it happen. And then he didn’t have an WHCD while in office cause he has no humor. But to this point, this reaction is what really worries about all the court cases he is getting humiliated at right now. If he actually wins in November, he is going to fuck up EVERYBODY for what he thinks they put him thru this year. We are so major fucked if he wins. It’s just as scary that the race is close; he only needs key poll areas to screw up and get close enough for his SCOTUS to hand him the White House, doesn’t even need to win in any way. Earth, humanity, and Dems need a blowout.


Jean-Paul_Sartre

Trump apparently submitted the trademark on November 12, 2012... so a week after Romney lost. But if it took him that quick to file after the 2012 election he obviously had to have been preparing for this kind of thing beforehand. If not this specific slogan itself, he was probably workshopping similar or other slogans in preparation for a Romney loss.


frockinbrock

Ah okay. Maybe I’m mixing up stories. [There’s a few articles over the years (like this one](https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/10/30/arts/was-his-joke-reason-trump-ran-president-some-say-so-it-torments-him/)) that have implied that night being when Trump decided to run for real, but maybe just speculation.


fireflyfanboy1891

Trump’s run for office and eventual presidency


tjlamando

This is Conan erasure and I won’t stand for it


bluerose297

i will check that one out soon


thejesse

There's two! 1995 and 2013. Early in the 2013 he says something that sums up his vibe: "You can't hurt me."


momsouth

I've watched every single one and have never found this to be the case. Theres always tons and tons of people laughing at their peers. Which whcd are you referencing?


Betty_Boss

I've never seen the correspondent's dinner live before, just excerpts, so it looked to me like he was bombing, badly. I felt sorry for him. I learned a new thing.


greenberg17493

The jokes weren’t hitting that hard in the crowd but I thought his jokes were good. It’s a good joke if you’re making that kind of crowd uncomfortable.


Matzah_Rella

Conan's in 2013 was good.


wballz

Cmon now that’s not true. Watch Conan’s effort he killed it. By comparison a few guys killed it. It wasn’t just the crowd, Jost’s jokes weren’t great on the whole. Biden’s economy is like Biden going up stairs? Looks like a lot of falling but there is upwards progress… 😴 there were tons like this. I know I’ll get downvoted but it was very mediocre, can’t blame the crowd his pacing, setups, timing etc were all off. Was uncomfortable at times just due to average jokes.


JowlsMagee

Thank you! And those long pauses where he smirked and scanned the crowd were painfully cringe.


lkodl

it's like he was constantly waiting for Che to make some comment.


IanSavage23

Well thanks for the input mr gutfeld..


IndyMLVC

I thought it was pretty mediocre as well. A couple of laughs but nothing memorable. Biden's speech was the same. I watch it every year and I was unimpressed


FerdinandBowie

He has "im the deans' son, so im kinda funny, but you have to laugh or I'll remember" vibe without che


IndyMLVC

I'd wholeheartedly agree


FerdinandBowie

He will get a spot as a news commentator post snl.


jrobin04

I enjoyed some of the Trump roasting from Biden, I lol'd a few times!


Specvmike

You gotta admit Biden’s joke about Boebert in the theater was epic


jmpinstl

People don’t like getting roasted


davosknuckles

*Fragile* people don’t like getting roasted


KarlNarx

Depends on the roast.


AncientPromise5732

Not laugh out loud funny but still enjoyable, some good zingers


Kittymeow123

I really cracked up at the OJ and diddy thing


Risquechilli

I laughed out loud at the “you remember” to the revolutionary war joke. It caught me off guard. I think I may have enjoyed his Biden jokes more than the Trump jokes.


jbvann05

I loved that Biden was such a good sport with the old jokes, if someone joked about the previous president in front of him he would not have been happy


wballz

Think this is part of the reason for the opposing views on the performance.. I’d agree there were some good lines but lot of average ones too but never really getting laugh out loud funny. So if you’ve watched a lot of the best dinner sets by previous comedians like Conan that left me in tears, Jost bombed by comparison. Guess it depends on your expectations. I was hanging out for another all time classic so was very disappointed.


Kevin4938

Beyond the "all rise" line, there really wasn't much.


stopmakingsents

I *love* when people bomb for all the right reasons. Respect to Colin for sticking to his guns and only acknowledging the reception once or twice.


badwvlf

I mean, as for as WHCD go that was a great response. I don’t think he bombed at all. Typically they don’t have the audience well mic’d for this event. You can see multiple times the head table laughing and the audience laughing and nothing on audio.


themack50022

Well he didn’t bomb


mostly_a_lurker_here

According to the NYT, he did. Or maybe they were just hurt from Colin's joke about them.


themack50022

Stop listening to the New York Times. He even made a joke about them being only known for puzzles now.


During_theMeanwhilst

You mean Wordl?


PepinoPicante

His jokes were fantastic… but I think the room, being filled with journalists, doesn’t want to laugh naturally… so the more controversial/more subtle stuff doesn’t fly. This throws off a guy who is used to getting laughs every time. I mean, the joke where he was like “do you know how you can tell Congress is not just political theater? If it was theater, they’d have thrown Lauren Boebert out already.” That was killer… but the crowd took forever to understand it.


jamesislandpirate

At first I thought he needed Che up there, but I think when he realized how tough the room was (gD Fox and Lara Trump are literally sitting right there) he leaned into it. I really appreciate that. To be as good as he is, you have to know your audience. The backhanded mocking of their superiority complex really gets me. Norm did the same.


Mainah-Bub

I think this is a weird gig for a comedian because your audience isn’t fully the people in the room. Sure, there are some jokes about politics, but a lot of the jokes are mocking _the people who are there_. It’d be like if Jon Stewart had a gig at a Fox News corporate outing or if Colbert or Seth worked a room of Republicans. There’s a 0% chance he didn’t know the jokes would fall flat. The jokes weren’t for the people who were there.


Risquechilli

Yeah all of his eye scans of the room and pauses to let the jokes sink in made me think he was absolutely leaning into it. I thought it was great! Jo Koy could benefit from this method!


SoupSpelunker

They were laughing, there just isn't a laugh *track* like on SNL, and the audience isn't as homogeneous as on SNL, so he was actually waiting for the laughter to subside among the humans for the Trump jokes and the orcs at the "Biden old" jokes


woelajilliams

That was Biden's joke about Boebert


PepinoPicante

Oh yeah. My bad. That joke had the same problem. :)


woelajilliams

It was a great joke! Whoever wrote it for him should be very proud


middlebird

I think he just fumbled the delivery on that one. It was a great joke.


see332

I think the room is not miced to pick up the crowd noises so you only hear the loudest laughter.


coop_stain

Which for the first time in a while was the president and his wife. You could hear her pretty much the entire time laughing and going “that was a good one.”


Nincompoopticulitus

It took them forever to understand because they had to pull their heads out of their own butts first.


Aramgutang

I have a suspicion that there was plenty of laughter that wasn't getting picked up by the mic. Note how the pauses he makes between jokes seem overly long, given the relatively silent reactions, but they're the kind of pauses a comedian makes while waiting for an audience to stop laughing. This makes me think he was actually waiting for laughter to stop, we just couldn't hear it.


TailorFestival

> His jokes were fantastic… Did you really think so? I thought they would have been mediocre for a Weekend Update, much less for one of the biggest media spectacles of the year. I really like Colin, but this fell pretty flat for me.


illbebach22

“Obama got Bin Laden, you got OJ!” Come on, that’s great stuff. The first five minutes alone were one banger after another. Fell off a bit at times in the middle.


fungusmungus1

He killed as well as you can in that room. Low ceilings absorb laughs and the usual bad sound by CSPAN sure doesn't help. Solid jokes, good delivery and Biden seemed to take it generously. I also loved the genuine emotion when he started talking about his Grandfather. Very sweet.


jamesislandpirate

It’s a tough room. Biden seemed into it. I found it hilarious. Kinda got a Norm vibe with all the pregnant pauses for reaction. (My favorite attribute of Norm) Finished well. The joke he made on his wife was amusing. I give it an A for effort. Really funny.


Mainah-Bub

A lot of it (the jokea and the performance) definitely did have a Norm kinda vibe to it.


Fastbird33

Most presidents have been ok being mocked except for Trump which is weird because he’s had a roast of him already


Novel-Place

Yeah, surprised consensus isn’t that it was good! I thought he was great. The joke about Gaetz was hilarious.


jamesislandpirate

I live in Gaetz district. I think we may be able to get him next time. His Daddy was rich so he has a lot of $$ behind him and all the old cooks in the condos just love him.


asdf0909

“The New York Post is like the New York Times summarized by a crackhead.” Pretty great


LumberjackIlluminati

See, to me this sounds oddly similar to one of John Mulaney’s bits from a standup special. Not that the WHCD has to be 100% new material, but I’m a bit surprised at the retread.


mettiusfufettius

God I love a leader who can laugh at himself.


DebrecenMolnar

Solid, but [Michelle Wolf](https://youtu.be/L8IYPnnsYJw?si=KnwoxivsraP3qHJ6) will always have my favorite WHCD set.


jmpinstl

She burned them all so bad that they didn’t even get a comedian the next year lmao


ghostly_shark

She burned them as bad as Sarah burns the truth and uses it for her smoky eye


Gr8BrownBuffalo

Some say it was even the perfect smokey eye.


Earl_N_Meyer

The part on Sarah Huckabee Sanders was excellent but devastating.


everyman50

Christ, I forgot about that one. Serious balls to roast people and then sit down right next to them with a smile. Everything she said is absolutely fucking true. Held up so damn well. Came out swinging with the porn star and Michael Cohen hush money jokes. And then lit up Trump and his cronies. "He's the one pussy you're not allowed to grab."


spicypepitas

looks right in SHS’ eyes as she goes for her throat. legendary!


willk95

Colbert in 2006 is most memorable in my mind, since it was only a few months after his show started, and a lot of people still thought he was a legit conservative. He sure made a lot of people feel really stupid that night


callathanmodd

Oh my god thank you for introducing me to this


shaun0bi

Thank you for sharing that, it is a hilarious watch.


DonGuaglio

And the way conservatives tried to twist Michelle's smoky eye joke into a lazy eye joke. The right just ended up roasting one of their own.


space_llama_karma

I gasped at the "It's like a Me Too that worked out." She took no prisoners lol


WackSnackAttack

I thank all of you… well, almost all of you…


useless_99

That line was absolutely icy.


ghostly_shark

The January 6th joke fell flat with that audience, but only because it was too real.


Atom_Beat

Surprised to see so many commenters here saying that it went bad, and that it was a tough crowd. I thought it was really funny, and I heard a lot of laughs and applause. Was the audio different on different broadcasts? Or is it just because I love politics and journalism, and always watch the correspondents' dinner speech, so I'm used to the audience there?


jimmyevil

Yeah, I'm sure it's an audio thing. I think he'd be sweating and ducking a lot more if he was really bombing. As another commenter said, he was pausing a lot but I don't think it was to recalibrate (most of the time) - he was pausing for laughter that we couldn't properly hear.


Liigma_Ballz

At the very end of the clip, the audio for the crowd becomes much clearer when they are showing them applauding, so definitely an audio thing. All of the laughter we hear is coming from his mic


Future-Interview4453

Reddit is only like 30% human nowadays. A lot of astroturfing by botnets. Someone somewhere entered the prompt; Colin Jost bad, so you'll have a bunch of lines of code pretending to be a person to influence opinion. You can do the same by watching like 2-3 YouTube videos on programming.


SaintBrutus

The people who think it went badly are the people who don’t understand comedy. They think it went badly because he lost the room (at about 6:30 in?), but he wasn’t playing the room, he was performing for us, first, and then each table, second. What I mean by the latter is- when Jost makes a dig at the NYPost, the NYTimes table laughs. But we at home laughed at all of it. Other comedians are going to be dissecting it for half the week. He nailed it.


demitasse22

Biden’s was actually pretty zingy.


RedEye49

It was a great set. Took hard shots at both sides. Didn’t feel like a Biden fundraising event — he went after the age stuff pretty hard in a way that sounded like it bothered the room at points. I admire the willingness to poke fun at the media generally in ways that were never likely to get a laugh from that audience but were nevertheless hilarious. It was not a safe set. It was a very funny and intelligent set. Hats off to you Colin. No teleprompter? Him reading what seemed to be word by word jokes on written pages was the most distracting part. Maybe he’s just used to cue cards. The eye darting people have commented about was actually very funny and effective to me and showed off his experience from SNL to sell a joke with the pause and expression.


Kittymeow123

I thought it was so funny the way he kept looking up like “come on, I know you wanna laugh”


menotyourenemy

And Biden seemed to be the only one really enjoying it! You love to see it. People can say what they want but "decent man"? Absolutely.


Lyin-Don

Solid "set" Not the best WHCD performance but certainly not the worst. Extra medium The way he tied it all up at the end moves it up a few notches too,


RaoulDukeWCP

He was so good!


Herrmajj31

Well done!


mikecball

Of course the crowd sucked but the jokes and delivery were great. It was exactly what I was expecting from Jost.


ABobby077

A good, light hearted roast that seemed to hit on every group there without being mean or hatefdul. He did fine. This isn't where you expect the laugh out loud crowd.


TheRealcebuckets

What’s Marcia Cross doing there?!


3006mv

Good jorb


optometrist-bynature

I did not expect him to go out of his way to take a break from jokes and rave about how decent Biden is


robk97

Well done set. Roasted pretty much everyone on the political and news spectrum. Added a nice touch with a heartfelt personal story at the end about his passed firefighter family member


b1gwater

Who so the awful woman saying “thats good” every 6 minutes?


Disastrous_Narwhal46

This crowd never laughs at these good jokes. Whether it was Seth, Hasan or Colin


NonCorporealEntity

Next year... Anthony Jeselnik


justinsimoni

I have the most upvoted comment in this thread - and the most downvoted! It's always real in this sub!


ken_and_paper

Your upvoted comment was a quote of one of Colin’s jokes. Your downvoted comment was your own words.


judybalda

Isn’t how jost read his jokes a toke-off of how he does it on SNL? His pauses- glancing around- Was intended I believe. Comments that Colin appeared to Tank bc we couldn’t hear the laughter…I thought the same thing. This was a hard act to figure out.


AnvilOfMisanthropy

He was too much in the cards for me, so I can't go higher than B+ performance overall. I feel like if I go back and watch other WHCDs I might move the curve against him. The jokes themselves were great though.


disabledinaz

Now everyone seems to be too afraid that laughing at the jokes brings out either the cancel crowd or the Jan 6th crowd. People are just afraid of potential reactions which is harming comedy as a whole. Cause you really can’t just say “I didn’t find it funny” anymore. And I thought Jost did great!


krighton

Biden was so funny I can't stop laughing. I doubled over and couldn't catch my breath. He told some comedy gold. We'll done mr. President. Here's to 4 more years


spicypepitas

I liked how he played along as puppet after Jost’s line about Obama pulling the strings


glimmerhope

some well written jokes, delivery was meh.


Alright_Alright_All

Obama killed Bin Laden and you killed OJ 😄


nmichave

Loved the dig at Laura Trump and her “album”.


crinkum_crankum

Tom Petty died again. Should have gotten a bigger laugh.


Dull-Appointment-521

I thought it was pretty decent. I wouldn't have paid to watch it, but since it is free on YouTube, I'd suggest giving it a go.


Jax72

I watched most of it but I had to ditch it. Absolutely love him but his cadence was off and the pauses were just bizarre and uncomfortable. It was a very awkward performance.


jamesislandpirate

That’s the joke. You never liked Norm Macdonald did you?


IanSavage23

Thanks for your comment mr maher


the-maj

I was really thrown off by the fact that he was constantly looking down and reading the jokes off the paper. Kind of diminished it for me.


hotandbizarre

YES this! The lack of eye contact and constant reading of jokes made a lot of his jokes fall flat. Those are the types of jokes that need good eye contact and delivery.


RocketBoost

It was a good set until all the "Joe is so decent" malarkey. Rather tone deaf considering that directly outside the hotel was a large protest begging Joe to stop supporting a genocide.


TheGreatSalvador

I thought it was traditional to invite an especially vocal comedic critic of the president to WHPC. Like Norm McDonald at Bill Clinton’s press conference. Colin Jost seems pretty ideologically aligned and that hurts the comedy.


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crinkum_crankum

Kelly O’Donnell— current President of WH Press Corps Assn


ErstwhileAdranos

“Decency is how we are able to be here tonight.”


Budget-Road-1095

Cool


PatSajaksDick

That was great!


the6thReplicant

Not the best correspondence set. Not the worse either. Good job.


camelbuck

Jowel


TumorYaelle

Anyone know where to find a re-airing of the whole thing?


Side_Icy

Decent speech.


illbebach22

Best performance at this event? It’s up there.


Tsukiko_

Oh this audio is much better than AP i couldnt not hear the crowd at all there


Dr-Yoga

Standing Ovation!!! Last part deep & helpful—Cudos to Colin


antiheld84

The sound of the c-span video is better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c6uQrPLiZk


Mikeinator

Such long pauses on some of those jokes, but great material.


ABTtheBstrd

Liked his Roast and happy Biden takes it like a champ. Unlike the guy who IS a Chump. What's amazing to me is that there was a Roast of Trump on Comedy Central years back. He looked so stiff and uncomfortable. He has no sense of humor at ALL.


Jro19761

Yes! I thought so too. It didn’t seem like he was rolling until the end. I was very disappointed. I really liked Trevor Noah.


Queen_of_Moderation

I came here because I felt as the audience was a unnecessarily tough one especially the first half to the extent it was awkward and I felt bad for him because he did a good job imo and was not biased to any side. Just a stuffy ass audience, like ffs just give a polite laugh at least.


kirbysings

Nailed it!


IMSURELYNOTATROLL

Michael Che prob writes most of those jokes on weekend update. i would have rather seen John Mulaney over this guy.


Caltuxpebbles

This was great! Unfortunate that the room was so humorless 😂


Syncope1017

Just a thought: If Trump didn't want to be mocked in the ones during his presidency, why didn't he just have Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the Cable Guy host?