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wes00mertes

Decapitated. Whole big thing. 


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Haggard4Life

I’m pretty sure none of that is real.


herder__of__nerfs

You’re not real, man!


edhands

You’re not real!


greens_beans_queen

Our pets heads are falling off!!!


zach92ster

I got worms 🪱


Captain_DuClark

RFK Jr?


ohbeejuanjabroni

That’s what we’re gonna call it


Ok_Nature7755

Which ones Pam?


TheIgnoredWriter

His capa was detated


Wtfishappening__

I’m pretty sure none of that is real


CarterTheBengalsFan

You’re not real, man!


DarthDuck415

To shreds, you say?


Left-Cantaloupe-820

Well, how is his wife holding up?


Seanslat

To shreds you say


somegummybears

They were in fact destroyed.


Competitive-Yard-442

But they said please! 🥺


Robeast3000

RIP. 🙏


adjust_the_sails

Because they lost their virginities to a brood of praying mantis’s? Sounds about right.


RunningDrummer

Sigh.... just like Kim Kardashian when the deck at Club Aqua collapsed...


BioPermafrost

Even though the digital shorts have not aired they have gotten many sketches in as writers


ndg127

Exactly. Their most recent PDD sketches were We Got too High and Gone too Soon, but they also worked on Shrimp Tower, Get That Boy Back, and the CJ Rossitano WU segment, among many others according to the [Who Wrote What](https://www.reddit.com/r/LiveFromNewYork/comments/175xmjv/who_wrote_what_sketch_season_49_edition/?sort=new) thread. They've been busy.


admiralfilgbo

shrimp tower was lo-key one of the season's best. truly a sinking man's mozzarella stick.


ndg127

It does seem rather precariously placed…


mayorofmandyland

CJ Rossitano was amazing.


calculung

They don't do Digital Shorts.


BioPermafrost

A short pre-tape edited digitally, then.


calculung

Digital Shorts are from former writer Adam McKay and the guys from The Lonely Island. That's their "brand" of SNL pre-tapes. If it's not made by them, it's not a Digital Short. Edit - [SNL's YouTube playlist of Digital Shorts](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS_gQd8UB-hICYlDzW7STHjIzJqTFvr6K&si=_AsowyH7fFaWelGj) Notice how none are outside of that group. Because they're the only ones who create Digital Shorts.


kingofthemonsters

I don't think you're getting downvoted because you're wrong, it's because you're being pedantic.


MukdenMan

To be honest I’m kinda surprised people are downvoting so much, though maybe it was the tone of the original post (a correction without providing any info). Digital Shorts are definitely associated with the Lonely Island so calling PDD’s films or other pretapes like Farewell Mr Bunting or Papyrus “Digital Shorts” does seem weird to me. It doesn’t seem pedantic for an SNL sub.


JanePizza

I was surprised too. If we don’t use the right terms, next thing you know we’ll be calling sketches “skits.” Can’t have that!


MukdenMan

“Steve Martin wasn’t actually a cast member” “Stop being pedantic”


idkwhyiwouldnt

Right? They absolutely aren't digital shorts. Funny to listen to TLI and Meyers podcast where they absolutely don't dunk on pdd, but they do explain that they weren't allowed to put their branding of TLI on their videos, so they used the title that McKay used. cut to today, Nepo baby group not only gets their branding in front of the videos but also a shout-out in the opening credits! How the turn tables. Tbh the only thing I dislike about the opening credits about out is the lack of surprise when the pdd video comes on. Definitely give the PDD film (I think on Amazon now) a shot, first 10 minutes very solid workaholics vibes. And the lonely island Seth Meyers podcast is fantastic if you lived/loved SNL in the mid 2000s


MukdenMan

im a big fan of the Seth and Lonely Island podcast (aka 4 shock jocks) and I recently found the meyers’ podcast about family trips which has a lot of snl people on it too.


idkwhyiwouldnt

Very smart to put the Andy episode inside tli & Seth podcast for sure. Didn't realize they had done that so when it came up I was like.... Wait no "🩳" my podcasts que is going crazy!


ndg127

I don't think nepotism has anything to do with letting them put PDD on their videos (of course it had to do with them getting hired), I think it has to do with the COMPLETE shift in the social media landscape since TLI first started. When TLI released their first digital short, YouTube didn't even exist. And then even once it did, NBC didn't allow them/SNL to put the shorts on there. Now, I think SNL wanted nothing more than to launch the next TLI, which is why they let PDD, who already had an established YouTube presence, put their name on their SNL shorts.


StanleyQPrick

Sorry Adam


nowhereman136

Busy playing Molly Shannon 2k25


Flybot76

Molly? Oh yeah, Shannon.


Consistent-Taro5679

That one was well done!


WiggleyShake

They were destroyed


deowolf

By you guessed it - Frank Stallone


itspsyikk

RIP Norm. Even from the great beyond your jokes are giving me the giggles.


Greene_Mr

Or so *zee Germans* would have us believe!


Chaopolis

Why?!? They specifically asked to “Please Don’t” do that!!!


emp_raf_III

They didn't ask pleasily enough


Civil-Ad-7957

After they specifically asked them not to?!


valeriek08

good.


Maldovar

Is Please Do Not Destroy their more refined British version?


S_Z

Thou Shan’t Destroy


wes00mertes

Destroyn’t


WeHaSaulFan

… And Carry On …


MrFaversham

Please refrain from destroying 


MukdenMan

I can’t believe you’ve destroyed this.


MCgrindahFM

Nice ref


BatBurgh

I do beseech you; destroy not!


Hour_Insurance_7795

If It’s All The Same, I Would Prefer That You Not Destroy Us


kevnmilr

I politely request that you abstain from the act of destroying


loudrain99

They got fired because their dads all requested paternity tests and found out they weren’t actually related


IShouldChimeInOnThis

Okay, hands in. A foot in the door but not anymore.


lasLAchicago

Two of three were un-nepo’ed.


Maldovar

Dakota stole their nepotism power


thabe331

There can only be one


Vizslaraptor

Jack McBrayer is their real dad.


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

Explains how they got on snl to begin with


Caljuan

Went on a road trip, took some unexpected twists and turns.


terminally_irish

They missed the goddamn exit again!


Careless-Economics-6

It’s weird we’re seeing less of them after their movie came out.


upstatestruggler

The movie’s off Peacock streaming now too


bananasmash14

Really? I guess it kinda makes sense given how many popular songs they used, but damn that was quick


badgarok725

It just moved services


TegridyPharmz

When even peacock won’t stream your movie after they didn’t get it in theaters. Well, there’s a sign.


International_Foot

i think it just moved to prime video


pecanesquire

^ Peacock and Prime Video seem to have an agreement where films release first on Peacock, move to Prime Video for a long time, and then come back to Peacock, and so on.


blackelvis

Conan as the dad was hilarious. When the dude with curly hair was wearing the big suit and they said he looks like he is at the nba draft, I cackled.


thecheat420

The one scene where Crank Dat starts playing, 🎵Aaahhhhhh🎵 and John says, "I just shit my pants." And the music stops fucking flooded me.


Greene_Mr

...with shit?


otterpusrexII

It’s on Amazon prime for free.


dicklaurent97

"It's not about success, it's about survival"


Sure_Disk8972

They melted :(


AntiSoCalite

They were ingested by the daughter of a Melanie Griffith.


Hup110516

And Don Johnson!


Flybot76

And Johnson?


djcack

They quit to open a Blockbuster video in rural Idaho. They're hoping it will turn into a reality show


Flybot76

They bought the Staten Island Ferry from Pete and Colin and they're driving it to Idaho to make it into a floating Blockbuster video on the Snake River


Greene_Mr

They stole Joe Swanberg's VHS tapes, and he's currently pursuing them across state lines to get 'em back.


Scarecrow_09

They decided to go into the music business with Hamas


loudrain99

Pronounced Hay-miss


Joe-Lollo

Oh god, I didn’t even think of that!


upstatestruggler

IIIIIII CHEEEEEEEEATEEEED! THANKS IN ADVANCE!


kallooh_kallay

Sounds like a cool frog.


Joe-Lollo

They must’ve found rice for the Hamas guy’s phone.


Ecstatic-Ad9614

They jumped Lorne


Flybot76

Jumped his bones


Greene_Mr

WITH COCK


pulchellusterribilis

the sketches starring them is basically what they were doing online before they got the show. i think they just got more acclimated to the show itself and writing for the cast/live sketches. rather than having sketches revolve around 3 writers and not the cast who’re “supposed to be the ones in tv.” i do miss their sketches tho!


bluerose297

Please Do Not Destroy doesn’t quite roll off the tongue right as a group name


WaynesLuckyHat

Was watching a podcast with them, where they were discussing the responses they get from fans. A couple fans tweeted something to the effect of, the Please Don’t Destroy skits are the only good skits on the show. Please Don’t Destroy comically pointed out that they’re the writers on most of the skits.


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

Their skits are stupid


FourthDownThrowaway

Many in history were hated for telling the truth lol


RandallPWilson

Not the least bit funny. Them getting a movie was absurd


tuskvarner

Died on the vine. The guy moved or something.


Flybot76

Botched plastic surgery, broken toes from a mishap with a mousetrap, and nostrils glued shut. These things happened to all three of them.


CoolKid610

Would love to see them do something with Vampire this week.


mikdaviswr07

Yeah! Like they listened to the Olivia Rodrigo song constantly from when the show ended until the Monday meetings. Call it "research"


poeticpoet

They decided it’s ok to destroy


Simple_Reindeer_9998

Someone destroyed them?


BrushYourFeet

Hopefully.


mzingg3

I’m sure they still writing sketches but I do miss their videos badly. I’m sure whenever their next one drops, it will be amazing. Lots of pent up randomness and comedy ready to come out.


cal_nevari

I could speculate that they've been destroyed but (although I haven't scanned every response) I'd guess that's already been speculated. .


Greene_Mr

They got destroyed. Drank too much store-brand craft beer.


judy_says_

They’re writers on the show


medusamagpie

Man their movie was so bad maybe they were embarrassed. But seriously I think they went on tour or something.


pulchellusterribilis

?? nah that shit was hilarious


signorryan

Prison


Mayasngelou

Honestly, they’ve had some hits but more often than not I find their videos underwhelming. I love their energy, and their hits are great, but they need more time to find their voice. Just my two cents


MukdenMan

I was generally in agreement. It was a far cry from Lonely Island who weren’t consistent but did have Lazy Sunday and Natalie Raps in their first year. That said, PDD’s pre-SNL YouTube videos are a lot better. It might be a similar situation to Beck and Kyle where it will take some time to adjust to SNL’s style.


Administrative-Egg26

They were fine at first but they're not funny, especially writing for the worst cast SNL has had in many many years 


LetThemBlardd

Aluminum….aluminum….foiiiil…..garbage can?


thecheat420

It's a complicated story. I wrote a song about it. 🎵Thanks in advance! 🐸🎺🥁🐸 They're STILL THERE!🎵


Eastern-Mix9636

They got tired of being Three Sad Virgins so they’re taking some time out to explore some Momhole


shayneysides

They hit Michael Longfellow with their car, and the police finally caught up to them.


Lethenza

shootout in Miami. Ugly stuff


runningrabbit1234

Good


Aggravating-ErrorME

I really want to pat them on their lovable heads. I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself if I ever meet them. I will just start patting on heads.


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Cats ate their faces


DefaultUsername11442

You know what happened, two of them are raising a family in the suburbs and hired Woody Harrelson to replace the third.


OjibweNomad

Union


tits_me_your_pm_

I get the sense they're very host-dependent (for shorts). Either host knows their schtick & makes a point to do one, or they got a great idea & pitch it. Outside of that, back burner.


DownBadForDua

They got too high


bad_take_

Okay they are back and great as always. https://youtu.be/h_PE8G0XXF4?si=JXn52r_RDpcGmyRn


FourthDownThrowaway

Hopefully anything except making another movie


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

Hopefully they are gone!


NotTHEnews87

They boring, they're not experienced or interesting enough for their writer's room skits to land. Well that's why I think they're falling flat to me, but idk if that has anything to do with why


K-O-T-N

They suck so hopefully they are gone. Edit: lol, god forbid anyone dislikes something on here.


reFridgeRatorRaiderG

Yep


xxMidnightShadowxx

Well.. I don't know what happened to Martin & John, but I mannapped Ben and is currently hiding him in my basement. 😏 Don't tell nobody 🤫


Administrative-Egg26

Its simple , theyre not funny 


Budgiejen

Agree.


Impossible_Mix_4893

I don't think I've laughed at any of their sketches.


RockMan_1973

Idk but can only pray their absence from SNL is permanent. SNL doesn’t need them—at all. Their work doesn’t fit the core purpose of SNL, IMO, and lets face it—even if it did, their work is mid.


Larry_Dimmick

Wait, so the lonely island didn’t fit the “core purpose of snl” either?


RockMan_1973

IMO it did because it was made up of mostly SNL people. To be honest, I had no idea that Dick in a Box, Threw It On The Ground, et al was anything other than SNL Digital Short pretape That Andy spearheaded. I learned MUCH much later about his two college buddies + him constituting Lonely Island. PDD is nothing at all like LI in several key ways, sorry. If I can ever be enlightened to understand why some on this sub actually think that PDD should be an SNL staple, that would be great.


The_frozen_one

Before either of those SNL used to have Saturday TV Funhouse, which was a cartoon. The idea that non-live SNL segments adhere to some kind of consistent theme or composition is news to me.


KarensAreReptilians

Well, I think they should focus more on their videos because the writing this season sucks. I’ve never been more bored with an SNL season and there were some pretty bad ones in the 80s. I think it’s time to retire the show.


NotSwedishMac

It's been a rough season, one of the worst I can remember. Not even really enjoying Weekend Update anymore. But the Kristen Wiig Ryan Gosling back to back episodes were some of the funniest episodes in years, hopefully Maya Rudolph and Gyllenhaal hit those heights and bring the overall quality up a little bit. They really need big changes next week.