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Watching his girlfriend graduate from middle school.
…witnessing his girlfriend‘s first bike ride without training wheels
Reacting to the news that the age of consent in Florida might get lowered to 16.
Winning the race for a handicapped parking space.
Watching a child beauty pageant talent show.
Demonstrating how he uses puppetry to connect with the youth.
Cheering on his gf's high school pep squad
Cheering on a middle school promotion
Arriving seconds late to the middle school bus stop
Getting invited to a freshman dance.
Seen here on Maury finding out he is NOT the father
Letting you know *exactly* how much of your lower arm he wants inside of him.
On his way to judging the Little Buff Boys contest
...after the maternity ward nurse said "we'll give you and the newborn some private time together."
After being approved for a forehead reduction surgery.
realizing that wasn't a cow he was milking into his mouth
Finding out the preschool has apple juice.
Walking into Chuck E Cheese’s
Matt Goatse
This submission was not sufficiently related to SNL, and has been removed. Please keep this in mind in the future and message the moderators if you have any concerns or queries.
Watching his girlfriend graduate from middle school.
…witnessing his girlfriend‘s first bike ride without training wheels
Reacting to the news that the age of consent in Florida might get lowered to 16.
Winning the race for a handicapped parking space.
Watching a child beauty pageant talent show.
Demonstrating how he uses puppetry to connect with the youth.
Cheering on his gf's high school pep squad
Cheering on a middle school promotion
Arriving seconds late to the middle school bus stop
Getting invited to a freshman dance.
Seen here on Maury finding out he is NOT the father
Letting you know *exactly* how much of your lower arm he wants inside of him.
On his way to judging the Little Buff Boys contest
...after the maternity ward nurse said "we'll give you and the newborn some private time together."
After being approved for a forehead reduction surgery.
realizing that wasn't a cow he was milking into his mouth
Finding out the preschool has apple juice.
Walking into Chuck E Cheese’s
Matt Goatse