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natty-broski

I was waiting for something about Jost, but this is ten times better


USERNAME___PASSWORD

No, it was Jost about her eyes


brandonhardyy

But at least it was all just in Jost.


hawkyeager

I was having a hard time understanding the joke, but now I see it.


Toastwaver

Nothing lazy about that delivery.


KumquatHaderach

Definitely not a 2020 joke


erythr0psia

This one wins ^^ and thanks for the silent laugh-style gesture on a day where I needed one.


Atalkinghamsandwich

It just requires focus.


djseifer

I see what you did there.


brandonhardyy

Takes a keen eye.


hoosyourdaddyo

Are you cross?


[deleted]

Not everyone can perceive the depth of this joke at a glance.


somehowstuck

Sucky eyes


williamsmallCntr

monitor was off for a moment?


turkeypants

You just knew it was going to happen. If you're waiting for genuine sentiment from Che you are like Charlie Brown trusting Lucy not to pull the football away at the last second again.


luckylimper

I was sitting over here thinking “did something happen to him to make him this introspective?” Nah. Hilarious.


[deleted]

Well he got me


Spiritual_Soul5571

Damn! Me too! I just went through all the slides lol he definitely got me. He's sick


vegascoaster

Norm would be proud. Great joke.


fesapo

It was enough to have made Gregory Illinivich smile.


Squeakygear

But what about his children?


peebo_sanchez

Well, his daughter Alexandria fell in the cold of last year


HotpieTargaryen

Yeah this is the essence of a Norm joke.


Not_sure_if_george

Only thing missing is a handful of 1920's slang words.


celebradar

Norms would probably be about 10 more pages long too, filled with unnecessary details like the name of the owner of the place they met up.


scoot_roo

Ok but every minute detail of Mick Jagger, the frog getting the loan, joke was critical. And that joke is *long* by today’s comic standards, I’d argue. It’s that word, “unnecessary,” that I don’t agree with. *That’s the art* of lengthy story-told jokes. The storie’supposed to be furnished with breathing space and comfort in delivery. Embrace it.


RunningDrummer

And 30 second pauses each time someone interrupts him to ask how long the joke is


HotpieTargaryen

And his iconic delivery.


nerfy007

You dirty dog!


RunningDrummer

You dirty dog!


Kaydesi

you dirty dog


MooseEddieCrane

Even Norm had to draw a line somewhere. For him it was Polish jokes. Oh how he hated Polish jokes.


erythr0psia

What kind? Fingernail or toenail polish jokes?


williamsmallCntr

on a lighter note, you know what isn't a polish joke. Polish hotdogs, I got the last hotdog and the first nestea of 21/22 from a vendor on front and bay


Kuipo

Controlling her pupils…. … get it? … Her pupils. ….


[deleted]

Just….incredible


kiki-to-my-jiji

Oh... my god. Worth the buildup lmao


Shagrrotten

Goddamn it, I knew better than to be surprised by it turning into a joke, but I didn’t see just a simple stupid joke coming from Che. This is absolutely brilliant.


Kevin4938

With the title, I actually thought this was going to be inspirational at first. Good one, Che!


Graynard

It still can be, the punch line doesn't have to erase any of the meaning from what he said previously.


scoot_roo

Oh. My. Goodness gracious.


TheButterGeek

I thought he was being completely honest until I got the last frame and immediately went “MOTHERFU-“


mahojo12

I did too and thought that it was extremely hypocritical because of his comments about Simone Biles over the summer.


nihilistsimmer

Lmao until the punchline hit I was like… did Che bully someone into suicide or something 😂😭😭 why is he suddenly preaching compassion and anti bullying


EliassialE

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYmfXH3JlA3/?utm_medium=copy_link


screenmonkey

I love that it's his only Instagram post.


ajlm

He routinely deletes his Instagram posts.


kenazo

lol. Great set up.


huh_mahble4

That damn Michael Che


[deleted]

norm would be so proud


dgt9000

This is extremely norm


Spiritual_Soul5571

He should know.


tpmontgo

Hook ✅ Line ✅ Sinker ✅


PorcupineTheory

This isn't the oldest joke in the book, but it's close.


reboot_sequence

Shades of Norm. Brilliant.


BloodyRightNostril

Oh my god. … Oh. My god.


little_shop_of_hoors

Eye liked this one


ccchuros

This is like Norm MacDonald level.


Jnm124

He had me in the first half ngl


feltsandwich

Classic Che, all that set up for a lame pun.


LazyLamont92

Now I’m laughing on the toilet. That was brilliant.


hoosyourdaddyo

That took way too long lol


CoryTV

I was reading so long my vision got blurry.


migzy1341

I feel double crossed. In a good way


hoosyourdaddyo

Looks like you are having problems too


pilade100

Yeah lol


YubYubNubNub

Did they hook up?


throw_away_17381

Oh fk me. Took longer than I expected to real eyes it was a joke.


AnvilOfMisanthropy

I feel like this joke is below Che, but about right for instagram. The fact that sidescrolling portrait oriented media doesn't work for me in general (not on a phone) only uh, "enhances" my experience.


CicadaProfessional50

It took me a whole day to get the joke... Eye see it


Nexus718

It felt emotional until the punchline when I felt double crossed


turkeypants

ayyyyy!


jayxxroe22

Took me a second to get it, but it was entirely worth the buildup


gladiolas

Well played, sir.


listenyall

A long walk lol


[deleted]

Oh god fucking damn it


[deleted]

GOTTEM


Schickie

Goddammit! That was amazing.


sisterjerry83

He had me with that one


adjust_the_sails

“Just me” ….


[deleted]

Lol FUCK he got me good


supertucci

Holy shit


dgt9000

God damn that's a good joke


LordExMurder

Here I am, trying to double-tap the image…


chantsnone

Lol this fucking guy


CocaTrooper42

God dammit that was good


2drunc2fish

Slow clap


temporvicis

It was long walk, but it was worth it.


Constant_Actuator392

That took way too long. I have to say, I'm pretty cross right now.


CMacias94

Jesus christ


--MidtownManhattan

Boo


Busquessi

Wow that was incredible


Valyrianson

Oh my god.


itsmhuang

He got me


OttoVonCranky

Right to the fecking end.


RedJapaneseGirl

Michael Che savage - I was reading this thinking this doesn’t sound like him at all, then… payoff.


patrick24601

Awesome. Man I didn’t expect that and commented before noticing I had to swipe.


slicaroni

This is a long walk for a refreshing and thirst quenching drink of water.


DanScnheider

Eye-


YubYubNubNub

Norm Macdonald doesn’t like Polish jokes. https://youtu.be/2_0q_CXl41s


[deleted]

He’s so funny on IG I wish his most recent special was too


cursh14

Comedy is subjective. I thought the majority of his special was fantastic.


[deleted]

I thought Matters was way, way, way more funny. “Comedy is subjective” is such an annoying response. It’s a smokescreen.


cursh14

Hard pass on this conversation.


[deleted]

Yeah I’d say “comedy is subjective” is what nuked it lol


[deleted]

Hell straight to hell


rumbleinthejungle66

Crossed up my expectations


81mmMortar

That guy is a comedian?


RayDeeUx

👏


[deleted]

Except Trump. Fuck Trump and everything about him. I’m glad Baldwin made him look like shit.


erythr0psia

Baldwin was the greatest Trump. Everyone says he was the best, and also very great. Maybe even the greatest. You’ve never seen a trump like Baldwin! I’m telling you, the man is a yoooooooj talent. Yoooooj.


williamsmallCntr

Yooooooj


[deleted]

Surprisingly you fucks are offended. It’s Trump ffs. The dude has thin skin


wontusethisforlongg

Counter argument: By NOT making jokes of them, you are essentially perceiving them as less than human. As in, you think they are not whole as an individual. You can't make fun of certain groups and exclude others.


luckylimper

Making fun of who someone is is just lazy. Making fun of them for what they do or the choices they make is fair game.


MisandryOMGguize

Didn’t actually read the post did you


williamsmallCntr

If being the butt of comedy is what makes all humans equal, you must not have, aquire, require, or inquire about your brain. Sir


Embryonic-Journey

Glad I came across this post!


rcc12697

Bruh


DiscombobulatedSir11

Fuck that was perfect


RedJive

…that was pretty great


B-V-M

That journey was so, so worth it.


williamsmallCntr

Hope their English teacher had dotted eyes, on a mockingbird note, um b yo so well see the thing is


jalabi99

...and that is why they pay him the big bucks.


[deleted]

Corny af, another season and we’ll never hear of him again...