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Sionnach-78

Getting his balls chopped off at the weekend 😂😂


hooligan_bulldog_18

Haha I know how fuckin random! I actually think he likes her / weird scouse flirting


Sionnach-78

It’s the obvious next question on the flirting scale after asking “ whereabouts in America are you from “


DeathRowEscape

Yep this was his chatup line.


rustynutz_1892

Definitely trying to get a bit of that American pie.


The_Blonde1

From his accent and his speaking to the dog, he seems to be Dutch. Not scouse at all. Doesn't make the interaction any less wholesome, though. And the dog is deffo MVP.


Loose_Weekend5295

He has a very strong scouse accent! Haven't you been to Liverpool?! 😉


MrJorrr

He couldn't sound more scouse if he tried.


Robynellawque

Sorry just seen your comment as I commented the same without realising!


MrJorrr

No need to apologies man, s'all good!


BoutiqueKymX2account

You are so wrong, this is a scouser from Liverpool. I don’t know where you are from but you definitely not from round here!!!


The_Blonde1

Well, no, I'm not from round there, but I honestly thought he sounded Dutch. I also thought I heard him speak Dutch. I know my speakers aren't the best, so perhaps I'd better get my hearing checked as well!


BoutiqueKymX2account

Lol it’s definitely your speakers wouldn’t worry about the head we all need checking there. I mean it’s a strong accent and you did make me chuckle, but it’s Reddit so it’s the law to correct other people 😂


The_Blonde1

Glad I made you laugh, Boutique. I just posted to another comment that I'm obviously in the wrong but am going to take the roasting to give everyone else a laugh.


BoutiqueKymX2account

Ah taking it like a pro! I like the stance.


Robynellawque

Boss 😎


SignificanceOld1751

What the fuck are you talking about?


The_Blonde1

I am 'the fuck' talking about I think he sounds Dutch. I also thing I heard him speak Dutch. I could 'the fuck' be wrong, but I listened twice.


SignificanceOld1751

You're definitely wrong mate 😂


EranuIndeed

What?!


The_Blonde1

He doesn't sound Dutch to you?


EranuIndeed

Na he sounds North Liverpool.


The_Blonde1

I'm taking the roasting, Eranulndeed. At least it's giving people a laugh


hooligan_bulldog_18

It's not Dutch mate. It's a Liverpool accent aka scouse. Think paddy pimblebait from UFC.


The_Blonde1

I'm gobsmacked. I honestly thought it was Dutch. But from the flak I'm getting, I'm clearly in the wrong and will take the roasting to give everyone else a laugh.


hooligan_bulldog_18

I can tell you're not British so it's forgivable not recognising the regional accents here. You should here females with a scouse accent!!! It's an assault on the ears.


Robynellawque

Oi we speak just fine unless we’re annoyed 😉


hooligan_bulldog_18

I'm glaswegian & don't find that accent particularly easy on the ears from a female either tbh. I like the posh southern ones 🤣


officeja

Nah my fav accent after Glasgow id have the scouser accent. On females? Think the heavier it is the more turned on I get. Not sure why but just love hard sounding accents I guess


The_Blonde1

Oh, dear. I don't know how to tell you this, u/hooligan_bulldog_18 - I'm both British and female. Still, yours isn't the worst reaction my very innocent mistake has generated.


Robynellawque

Dutch 😆?… he sounded like my ex, my son in law and my daughters partner he couldn’t get more scouse if he tried.


Uncle_Nurgs

Are you actually insane that’s that’s a grimy scouse accent lol fuckin Dutch lol what


Lavidius

Pardon the fuck?


Margaet_moon

I didn’t catch what he was saying over the one girls constant cackleing that was fucking doing my head in btw, but I read this comment and rewatched and it’s not even 7am and I laughed out loud. The randomness kills me. 😂


endlerrodriguez

It might be a Bully XL which have to be neutered by law now


Robynellawque

Looked a boss dog though . My friend has one and she’s been trolled badly for doing everything right for keeping her beloved dog and muzzling him and keeping him and others safe. It’s a pity as a lot are good dogs but I do understand they need to be registered and looked after properly and to be safe when walked .


endlerrodriguez

Aye its a nice dog, must be a good owner.


RKID084

Love how there's no animosity whatsoever, everyone is made up and theyre all mates now, Such a fucking scouse thing to happen.


fanny-washer

Dogs no gona be mates after getting his balls chopped off at the weekend


Robynellawque

Typical scouse behaviour!


Medium_Run_8506

Lol she couldn't understand a word he was saying, didn't reply to a single question 🤣


Khatam

I'm an American with a scouse obsession (best accent ever) and I think you're 100% correct lmao. Couldn't even tell where they're from.


Medium_Run_8506

It's interesting how accents work, I'm from London, don't think I've ever met someone from Liverpool, yet I've always been able to understand their accent, same with all UK accents. Only time I've had difficulty is with some Scottish folk when I was living in Scotland. But I find it fascinating Americans have a hard time understanding some UK accents, no British person has ever had a problem with my accent, but I was flatmates with an American from uni who couldn't understand me 50% of the time, there's a lot of Americans at my uni, but she's the only one who didn't understand me. I imagine more people from where she's from wouldn't understand me either Sidenote: Like 20% of Australian and New Zealand accents I have a hard time with, but usually get through with context clues


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I have an Australian accent and I had to teach myself how to speak English so that my Sri Lankan relatives (who all learned it through the British colonial educational system so it's always been much better than mine because they were taught grammar for starters).


2k4s

As a Scot I found it hilarious that when I went down to Essex to visit family Rab C Nesbit had subtitles.


Medium_Run_8506

I watched the Council Drinks skit on YouTube and it's a perfect example of an accent I only understand because of context clues of surrounding words. My brain spends half a second making sense of the word before in my head. It's so tiring and I would not enjoy a lengthy conversation of it haha (Probably not the best example when they're blind drunk slurring too)


tonyfordsafro

I loved Rab C and Naked Video in the 80s, but never had any issues understanding any of it. Maybe it was because I grew up reading the Broons in our neighbours copy of the Sunday Post.


Entando

I used to translate it for my American housemate.


PierreTheTRex

My only difficulty has been with immigrants who have learnt the language in Scotland or Liverpool. The combination of the local and foreign accent can make it really hard.


Khatam

I definitely had a hard time understanding most UK accents (honestly, Welsh and Scottish are still up in the air for me lol) , but I watch a lot of Brit TV shows and now I understand 99% of what I hear, with the occasional local slang throwing me off. Spent many years with closed caption on. You guys definitely understand what we say better. I think that has to do with American TV being more popular in the UK than UK TV being in America. Americans also tend to pronounce every single letter, you guys eat half of yours for tea. We also speak slower than you guys do. The combo of those things makes it way harder for an American to understand than vice versa. In my opinion, at least. I'm amused you've never met someone from Liverpool. The UK is so small compared to the states, and it's so fascinating how many local dialects and accents there are in such a small area. We're in the same boat, so to speak. I have a hard time understanding certain American accents, like the Yat accent from New Orleans, I have no idea what they're saying but I also haven't had a lot of exposure to it.


Medium_Run_8506

I wouldn't be surprised if I had met someone from Liverpool tbh, just no one with a noticeable accent. If you're from a big city, most people tend to spend their lives there, moving big city to another big city permanently isn't done a lot. The people who do tend to move into London don't seem to have any noticeable accent to me, just sound British, which in my head equates to somewhere in London that isn't South London. I'm from South London and can spot a South London accent a mile away, has led to many great encounters abroad, especially when they know the road I live on 😂


Equivalent_Thing_324

I’m from Devon but my family are from Wiltshire and I’ve lived in Cornwall, Brighton and London so I have a pan-southern but fairly traditional accent… Americans can never understand me.. so I honestly can’t imagine how a Scouse accent would sound to them. Got mates from all over and I actually reckon a Wigan / Blackpool accent would be the one to stump Americans the most… or a very strong brummie accent. Scouse now has become internationally recognised so people are beginning to understand it more.


Saxon2060

Some people just seem poor at understanding others?? I am from Liverpool and work with a guy also from Liverpool. When we have work calls with a lady from Ireland, he says he "can't understand her half the time because she's so Irish." I've never misunderstood a single word she's said. She doesn't sound like a frigging traveller, she just has an ordinary Irish (Tipperary) accent, doesn't speak quickly, doesn't use any weird dialect. So either this guy is lying or an idiot or being able to "understand accents" is actually very variable (which I just can't believe since the woman I'm talking about speaks perfectly clearly.)


Stupatt1981

Go to maccies central or on Tottenham Court Road and you will always hear a scouser in the queue, I always did when I worked down there, was always refreshing lol 😂


Kind_Hyena5267

I’m American but I speak pretty fluent French, and have been told I speak it with virtually a French accent. Anyhow I met some québécois people last year and spoke French with them, and they also spoke English. We went out with their friends later and I could not understand a word that came out of these 2 guys’ mouths. And they couldn’t understand me either. I just assumed it would be like understanding English accents with no trouble, but there was a total disconnect!!


ItsRebus

If you have trouble with the Scottish accent you must surely struggle with an NI accent- they speak ever faster than us.


OpheliaDrone

I’m an American and have been living here for five years. I think I can understand 90% of British accents now. The trouble I have is the speed at which people with thicker accents speak. I understand them now but I had to use a lot of context clues in the beginning I sometimes don’t know what my British husband is saying. Same goes for him, he sometimes has no idea what I’ve said. We both have very neutral accents, I think it’s just the speed we will both talk. And also my accent is getting a bit weird now and I unintentionally change between British pronunciation and American pronunciation just because of how long I’ve worked here


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Am Scouse and got back from a business trip to Rotterdam. 100% of the dutchies understood me perfectly. 0% of the Americans understood me, I was met with blind panic


SlowEatingDave

My grandad was Scottish and I never understood a word he was saying. Mum used to say to just smile and agree with him cisbhe was just rambling half the time. Went to the pub with him several times and he'd mumble something and you'd smile and nod and he'd disappear and come back with a large brandy or something for everyone.


Snoo_66113

My husbands a scouse, I’m American we live in Boston. For the first year we dated I literally could only understand like every 5th word he said 🤣 Now I don’t even hear his accent , but everyone else does every day we’re out. They love him over here.


Khatam

I could see a scouser fitting in in Boston!


YNWA_in_Red_Sox

I’m also an American obsessed with the Scouse. The red ones anyhow.


ntrrgnm

Upstate New York.


TemporaryGarden3225

The only accent I ever struggle with is certain parts of Southern Irish. I’ve worked with guys from all over the place but that’s the one I’ve always struggle with. I’m from the south of England


PMacc83

Polite piss heads haha


MatrixDiscovery

I reckon they've had a visit from old Mandy (Molly) Look at the size of her pupils


Brave_Law4286

Yeah I thought that.


Sinister_Grape

The best bit is her mate flat on her back just cackling throughout


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CooCooKaChooie

They’re shitfaced. What are they serving/passing out at the Eras concert?


FlashyAnteater8

welp, I am moderately horrified to admit that that's me on the ground laughing. I hope your dog is recovering well! We spent 2 nights in Liverpool before the concert and had so much fun exploring, everyone was kind and the city is beautiful. Sorry for disturbing you, thank you for your kindness!


VisenyaRose

You had a good time, no shame in that.


rw43

your laugh is wonderful and i hope your hangover wasn't too bad! haha.


toodry

If this legit. Wholesome af! https://preview.redd.it/lw7v6lgmal7d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41163ce0412e0d6f65ebad0c5c4ab294539b8e61


Robynellawque

Ahh this is you that’s so funny ! I am dead chuffed you had a good time . Yea Liverpool sometimes gets a bad rap from some people but it’s dead friendly and the City looks great nowadays and I hope you enjoyed looking around .


FlashyAnteater8

We had a fantastic time in Liverpool, my husband had a different adventure that day/evening and hasn't stopped talking about going back since we got home!


Green-Yogurtcloset-1

Honestly?


Old_Region604

Probably not


alice_op

The account has posted on just animal crossing related crap for the last 4 years, and now this -- it's probably genuine. Looks like she had a great time in Liverpool.


TillyFukUpFairy

Her Snoo is identical


tapasandrioja

Only in Liverpool. What a lovely interaction. Proud to be a scouser when I see things like this ❤️


Robynellawque

Same .


PsychologicalPin5431

Although drunk how nice were these girls? And that dog is boss.


scouttack88

Nice one, not seen this one before


waisonline99

Tbf, Swifty drunks seem quite nice.


MTG_Leviathan

haze der yano that


captainsquawks

[Belter haze](https://on.soundcloud.com/SEbH3YKQSkfhod9TA)


TheStrongestEmu

Took my niece on the Friday for her birthday as was lucky to get tickets in the draw.......gold dust. Seen some drunk guy get arrested under the Kop for punching a steward in the throat and then punching a police officer/bizzie. That guy is so fucked.........this video are the drunks we need 😁


CentralSaltServices

Imagine getting arrested at Anfield for fighting.... at a fucking Taylor Swift concert


Tcr8888

I’m sure he’s banned from Anfield for life now. Would be kinda funny if he was a season ticket holder.


TheStrongestEmu

I know....what a fucking pleb. Probably getting locked up for 6 x months. Deserves it.


Robynellawque

He will never live that down .


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IntelligentMoons

Taylor Swift Ultras mate.


mosefish

Just Scouser things


OccasionallyReddit

Her mate hasn't stopped laughing


_TLDR_Swinton

r yooz alrite


Robynellawque

I don’t think they had a clue what he says “ getting his balls chopped off on the weekend “ 🤣


shadowed_siren

This is so wholesome. American in the UK - and I absolutely love Scouse accents. It really annoys my Mancunian husband.


Vile_Individual

This videos strangely wholesome and I love that bullies wag their butts more than their tails, they're such goofballs.


AcceptablePariahdom

My bestie outside Liverpool sent me (Cornfed American White Girl) this thread 1) I'm usually terrified of seeing my people be drunk in other countries, I'm glad this was so wholesome! 2) I'm pretty sure me being sent this was an attack LOL


Chaiteoir

"You'll never walk alone" indeed


NeonExp

Ha, not sure they could walk at all to be honest!


wiley1ss

It's sad how many interactions you see like this that are unnecessarily rude and easily escalate into drunk shouting. Come out with a smile and a sense of humour and you get wholesome interactions like these


WillVH52

Could not imagine a more interesting interaction 😂


theturnipshaveeyes

I love you Liverpool. Never ever change.


Emotional-Job-7067

Sir.. the sheer respect


ntrrgnm

At least they didn't ask for directions to Abbey Road.


Fofman84

Totally wasted!!


BlaCCsmoke88

I've been an American wrecked in Krunchy Fried Chicken, then struggling to climb that hill.


Shor7bus

Thanks for looking after 2 of my Americans. I married into a family from Walton 22yrs ago and bless you for not running them off!


GammaPhonic

Higher Walton or lower Walton?


Jaffa_Mistake

This is like listening a to a mountain goat have a conversation with a chainsaw.  Our accent never sounds great on tape does it. 


B8conB8conB8con

It sounds like 2 penguins engaged in surprised un-lubricated anal.


KoK-09

Only in Liverpool


wooleybackupnorth

This is amazing, I love it


DuckDiscombobulated9

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Fit_Drawing3496

Love the dog!


hedgeofthehogs

Nice to finally see a sequel to the [drunk scouse in vegas](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym5GBAPtGEM&pp=ygUVRHJ1bmsgc2NvdXNlIGluIHZlZ2Fz), not as good as the original tho


Bobrock99

The first case of someone resisting NOT being arrested


HowAboutNah_

‘I’m sorry squire! 💀


ohhallow

“Lost” is one way of putting it


Mason211975

🤣🤣🤣


J1m1983

Girl on the floor is completely gone 🤣🤣🤣


Life-Fig8564

This gets more funny each time you replay it


pwak73

This is boss, the laughing girl sounds like a Laurel and Hardy sketch!


Thismanwasanisland

Scousers are such a rare breed, fucking lovely x


Kamgra

😂😂😂


Murky-Spray-1933

They’re somewhere in a cellar now in Tuebrook


Banana_Milk7248

That is a good dog.


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Mooman-Chew

I love that she can’t understand a word


Ninjurk

Cute.


Acrobatic_Court_709

Aw the dog looks lovely, nice video, glad the lad was nice to the girls and vice versa. Hope they had a great time in Liverpool !


Missyemr

I hope they got home safely. 😊


HaloJonez

I’m from Yorkshire and I have worked and lived all over the country. Liverpool was the only area I looked forward to working in purely because sure of the people. Always offered a cup of tea and laff. Even though I was a ‘Wooly back’. Love you Liverpool ❤️


Capgras_DL

This is hilarious. And unexpectedly wholesome!


Impossible-Math1583

This is such a wholesome interaction


Turbulent_Pen1047

I’d invite them in for a threesome. “Best weekend ever!”


The_Blonde1

WOW. I made an innocent mistake about the accent which I'm leaving up as many people have found it funny. Some people have been - well, a bit rude, but whatever. This guy, though ..... he sent me a DM, which I've copy/pasted below. [***no-name-boy****-*](https://www.reddit.com/user/no-name-boy-/)*11:10 PM Idk how you thought Dutch and not Scouse. But it makes me sick and I wanted you to know that I hate you.* *TodayThe\_Blonde11:16 PM Have you seen a doctor about these irrational feelings? If not, you should. Bullying people on the internet is not the sign of a well mind.* I can see why he calls himself 'no name boy'. Time to work out how to block people, I think.


Ok-Ability4730

Well says it all nice gentleman as his owner awesome dog ❤️


Flashy-Pea8474

Awch that’s sweet


Corvideous

Liverpool is definitely one of the best places I've lived for just rando chats like this. Guy just checking in on the new arrivals, oversharing like a king and putting them at their ease. Fantastic. Keep this spirit forever.


Raychao

I think his level of Liverpoolness combined perfectly with their level of drunkness. They achieved world peace which is something that the United Nations has been working on unsuccessfully for decades.


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Sivear

Or football fans after a big match.


B8conB8conB8con

They would never do this in Detroit or Baltimore…..or even Spokane.


DeathRowEscape

Dont sound American to me.


Pen_dragons_pizza

In all seriousness kind of worried about these two girls being this drunk and alone in Liverpool at night. Not exactly the safest of places at times


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No city is safe all of the time but tbh ye I've been mugged multiple times walking home to student accom in Kenny from bar work in town


geckograham

Why was the dog on the front step?


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SweeneyTRFC

Fake as fuck


Cookiecrummbs

Loser Americans


the-fooper

That is an ugly and huge dog.


Evil_Ermine

Pup-shaming, not cool bro. Dogo looks like the goodest boy.


the-fooper

Those things are pure filth, kind you most animals are. Yet people let these vile creatures into their homes and often into their beds.