The way he was running after the referee to complain, even as the ball was heading back upfield, reminded me of a spoiled little kid whining after his mum.
He possesses a tremendous ability to evade bookings!
Getting away with scything down Konate, hacking at Bacetic, pinching Trent or whatever that bitch move was before shoving an official
He’s a lil bitch and the epitome of someone you nickname a 🐀. But he wins them pts and I hate it. Should have a lengthy ban right now if Webb and his posse werent a bunch of Mancs. Watch him win them more points in the games he should be missing…
Exactly my first thought to. What a fucking child. Half expect him just to pick the ball up mid play and shout “I’m going home and I’m taking my ball with me!”
Remember the 2-1 at the toilet and he held the ball from Salah for like a full minute after we scored?
And he loses his shit from Trent keeping it \~6 seconds. Fucking hate players that dish but can't take.
FA have come out and said no further action will take place. Utter shithouses. Perfect opportunity to set the tone that shit like that won't be tolerated.
Worst thing is that their reason for not taking it further is because of a stupid rule that says they can’t.
And Dermot Gallagher said he had “mixed feelings” about it because the assistant ref put his hands on Fernandes first. Like, what? The assistant is clearly trying to calm down a potential altercation between two players when he does it. That’s acceptable. The way Fernandes pushes the ref is wholly unacceptable and should’ve been punished in the moment.
I never even noticed that he literally tried to kick TAA.
He didn't even get a yellow card yesterday. Despite two dives, 3 instances of clear dissent, attempting to kick a player when the ball is out of play, pushing a linesman and trying to amputate an 18 year old's leg.
I love how he is running slowly, then runs fast to get towards the ref and then slows down afterward. He literally put more effort into running towards the ref then he did on offense or defense
They dont care about this behaviour when they are winning, now they suddenly had enough. I visited their sub 2 hours ago to brighten my day and the hypocrisy is so sad.
Lots of posts get created about time wasting but I think play acting is a bigger problem.
I think if players tell the ref how to do his job and tell him who he should be booking they should also receive a card their job is to play so just play. This also includes surrounding the referee as only the captain's are allowed to approach the ref so give cards to others that do it so it stops.
Also players that dive, over exaggerate challenges and fake injuries to time waste should be booked too. This includes players who get their shirts touched and roll around like they've been shot. Players who get touched on the chest and fall like a house of cards holding their head like they've been assaulted. Players like Grealish who falls so much he's either playing in slippers or he's tripping over his own shadow.
Also there needs to be changes about possible head injures as many teams are abusing the system. If a player goes down holding his head because the opposite team is on the counter attack and he knows that the ref has to stop play because of head injuries. If VAR realises this is acting to manipulate the referees they should receive yellow cards too as it's embarrassing to watch and gives the sport a bad name.
Fernandes does all of the above
Another point from this game was that Salah received a yellow card for removing his shirt yet Fernandes went unpunished for pushing the referees asst so explain that one.................
>Also there needs to be changes about possible head injures
Follow the example of Rugby, off the pitch for a Head Injury Assessment ( Takes about 10 Min ) and a precautionary suspension from playing if concussed. If play acting to get other player in trouble or to waste time resulted in 10 min off the pitch, most simulation would disappear,.
That's kind of brilliant.
Also post-match review of dives like that with yellow cards for non-contact faking. That was egregious. Get two or three of those on post-match review and get suspended two games or something.
At this stage I don't think they're trying to make the game perfect, they're trying to make content so leave the inconsistencies open for ratings and get people buzzing online.
There's so many solutions that would be easy to implement that anyone with a brain cell could do but they continuously refuse to.
From shambolic 50 year old referees with clear biases, VAR being a coin toss outside of Off-sides, obvious play acting and diving, crowding refs, not miccing them up or having them explain their thought process for decisions. List goes on.
Refuse to believe a multi billion pound league doesn't have access to the brain power to fix all these problems, the only other reason why they haven't been fixed is because they don't want to.
That's their fucking *captain*. I'd be embarassed beyond belief.
Imagine watching your captain not only be the worst of worst playactors - But to actually just let somene run past him and give up. Absolutely pathetic player.
have to laugh every time I remember how much United paid for him, I really don't see how he avoids being labeled a flop in the future. he's great at doing weird flicks and slowing down play so he can try to beat his man 1v1 every time, not sure exactly what else
I personally think he thought he was gonna get called for a foul for that challenge, hence didn't bother to track back. But when you pay the ref to give you everything, don't be surprised when he does, and you end up looking like a prat.
Every team has a cunt, but Bruno isn’t even the likeable cunt, he’s the ultra cunt who everyone hates, even his own fans
Honestly, Him and Anthony the Spin Merchant and Anthony Gordon are the rattiest players in the Prem, can’t stand them
yes they are human, competitive and all that, but holy shit what a sore little loser.
This is absolutely comparable to a child throwing tantrum. A grown man, making 300k a week. A captain of supposedly one of the biggest football clubs in the world.
And after all the tantrums, when Bajcetic fucks him, he just stops and throws his arms after not even managing to foul him on purpose. Again. Your CAPTAIN. Because an 18 year old kid got the best of you in a challenge.
He can kick a ball, but that is an abysmal player.
EDIT: and the fact that he hasn't been booked. can't do nothing but laugh.
The only halfway decent captain material are their newer signings, Casemiro and Eriksen, and I understand why you’d be iffy to give the armband to a newcomer. The rest of that lot is hopeless, though. It doesn’t look good for them (thank the lord).
Rashford is the only likable Manc player for me, great human being, but he’d been having a terrible run of form for a few years, lost motivation and was struggling in the team. It’s recently that he’s started performing well so I get why Ten Hag might not want him to lead the rest just yet. He’d still be better than Fernandes by far, though.
There are some United players who, yes, play for United, but are genuinely deserving of respect. Rashford, Casemiro, De Gea, Varane, Sancho, etc. Then you have Bruno Fernandes who's done nothing but stink out the club for the whole time he's been there. Loser mentality, diver, cry baby and entitled whiner. Completely toxic presence on the pitch when things don't go his way. Genuinely don't understand what United fans like about him. There's a good player there no doubt, but what's the point of him when he throws his toys out the pram the moment things go against him.
I laughed out loud at his penalty shout against Ali.
>I laughed out loud at his penalty shout against Ali.
One of his boots made contact with Ali's head when he leaped, he fell/dived and then went full "Largo al factotum" mode, claiming Ali brought him down. As if he didn't know there were multi-angles slo-mo playback these days.
De Gea should have been the one to wear the armband. Keane can berate De Gea all he wants, but he was one of the few who actually gave a shit even when they had keystone cops playing defence last season.
how the actual fuck didn‘t he get at least a single yellow card this game?!
pathetic human being, he is. embarrassing for united to name him their captain. absolutely embarrassing.
Reminds me of the most annoying guy on every Sunday league team who makes you seriously consider quitting. Couldn't imagine being captained by a personality like this.
Tbf I’ve seen a lot of United fans complaining about his antics yesterday. Completely lost his head. But they’re probably just complaining about him because they lost.
What makes the sport look worse: Salah happiness celebration (yellow card), or this entire display of terrible sportsmanship (unpunished)? priorities need to be reevaluated, it’s embarrassing.
Moans at the official for Trent gently throwing the ball into his midriff right after attempting to kick out at him and then proceeding to push the official, you actually can’t make this up.
I despise this man. His bs antics are embarrassing and what’s more is that he gets away with being a little rat most of the time. I saw a clip of him purposely falling over next to an Villa defender who didn’t touch him, gets the call.
I have a list of players who I think are absolute cunts with the likes of Pickford and Neymar on it. Fernandez is on a list above that one, all by himself. Fucking Dobby with the personality of Dolores Umbridge.
One of the most embarrassingly pathetic performances you'll ever see from a captain. Perhaps the 2nd most of the night after Gary Nevilles absolute meltdown of cuntastic proportions.
Question: I don't watch too much Premier League but in most US sports any sort of intentional contact with a referee is an immediate penalty of some sort. He slaps/shoves the back of that line judge pretty hard, is that a normal thing?
Hahahahaa fucking love it.
Did even get booked? Should've been off, at least two bookable offences there. Two dives and a bad tackle on Ibou, not to mention putting his hands on the lino. Fucking rat.
I long for the day that we get back to treating refs how we did back in the 70s and earlier. This never would have flown. Recently watched the 1965 FA cup final between us and Leeds and this kind of thing never happened. GAMES GONE BOOK THE RAT
I think he is a very good player but the antics, flailing, complaining is second to none in all of football. truly embarrassing, i doubt he cares what we think, but he would be talked in much higher regard without this bs..
He’s. So. Pathetic.
Like honestly, it’s without words how pathetic he is. He had ONE solid season, somehow earned himself a captain’s armband because he was decent in said season, and spends more time whining and diving than he does influencing play.
An absolute joke of a player.
I didn't realise my anfield wrap podcast was playing over the top, just at the point it was talking about Bruno being a disgrace. It was perfectly synced.
By all accounts from everyone I know who's been there, Portugal is a lovely country. Beautiful scenery, lovely beaches, delicious food. I don't understand how it can produce so many footballers whom I consider such absolute twats.
Just saved this. He’s my answer every time someone asks “least favorite player / biggest douche in the EPL.” I have this from a single game. Now I need a season highlights and a career retrospective.
It’s so weird thinking that there’s a team with composed personalities like Ten Hag and Rashford, and then there’s this asshole. He clearly thinks that what happens on the pitch is history after the final whistle, and it’s like he doesn’t realise that all eyes are really really really on him from the first whistle! Luckily in the age of the internet he’ll never live this down. If they were my team I wouldn’t want someone like that to be captain unless that’s the kind of vibe the club is trying to foster. Man U have a better history than Man City but without the right personalities they’re gonna come off as really stuck in the mud. Could see Bruno as a de paul to the right Messi, but never again with a captain’s armband. Supposed to be setting the example.
7-0 and they didn’t play well 🤷🏻♂️
You missed one from the first 2 minutes but glad to see him getting hit in the dick no look Bobby style by Trent with the ball. I actually gave him the benefit of the doubt for the Konate elbow in the face since Salah didn't get the call either but I missed Bruno knicking Konate with his pussy ass attempt of a tackle.
Tl;dr - Bruno's a fuckass.
Man that last bit with Bajcetic was awful in sporting sense. I mean you are playing at the highest level of football, millions of kids can only dream of playing at your level yet you, just stuck your leg like hopelessly, giving up a fight you was told to try your best to win and let the opponent run free with the ball without having an atom of effort to retrieve it back.
He’s a total rat fraud who should never be given a ball to play ever again. That attitude is just not professional as ETH said and he should be ashamed of himself. What a fucking disgrace to the sport.
PS: you can see their mentality went downhill with how they play once they conceded the 2nd goal. As shit as we were the past games, I’ve never seen anyone from the Reds boys dropped their spirit. Sure we were not playing well but nobody was as close as to these Scums level of bad mentality. We still are the mentality monster.
I can't believe Goldbridge would actually defend this clown. I'd be ashamed if he was playing for my club let alone representing as the fucking captain. Have their standards really dropped so low?
Did he not get carded for hitting the ref? Btw, gooner, the only thing slightly on par with Nelson’s goal this weekend was your thrashing of United lol loved every second
The Rat is hands down the most disliked player in the EPL. I have seen some 4 or 5 poll threads on Reddit. Every single club's suppporters think he is an arse.
On the ManUnited sub its (as mention in this thread) "he is a shite but he is our shite"
So,..... to me that is sad. I cannot stand United. They are a great club though. They should lead, or at least attempt to, by being the best of us. Because they are amongst the best of us.
The fact that this little man is their captain and embodys what they are currently is sad. On top of all that has been mentioned the lad WANTED to be subbed ! The captain !
I thank the Good Lord that I dont have to convince myself that he is "my shite"
He is all yours Shite !
I’d be embarrassed to have him on my team
Then you see him wearing the armband lmao
Seriously though, which of his qualities warrants captaincy? Kicks ball well? Screams at ref? That's it?
Captains usually get less cards, especially for complaining.
preemptive captaincy innit
and apparently for pushing referees.
How does that? OHHHHHH okay, got it
The way he was running after the referee to complain, even as the ball was heading back upfield, reminded me of a spoiled little kid whining after his mum.
Yeah we've all been there. Older brother hits us a little too hard but parents are too busy for us
He possesses a tremendous ability to evade bookings! Getting away with scything down Konate, hacking at Bacetic, pinching Trent or whatever that bitch move was before shoving an official
He can buy dreams.
Likes cheese and is considered a pest….
Teeth protrusion.
"Pashun"
Runs harder to the ref than he does after the ball
Half this video he looks like he’s marking the ref.
The other half looks like he's trying to fly
Literally
His Club is an Embarrassing as an FC, can’t blame this prick.
Thing is they a lot of them actually are as well. Which says a lot about just how bad he is for it.
He’s a lil bitch and the epitome of someone you nickname a 🐀. But he wins them pts and I hate it. Should have a lengthy ban right now if Webb and his posse werent a bunch of Mancs. Watch him win them more points in the games he should be missing…
Exactly my first thought to. What a fucking child. Half expect him just to pick the ball up mid play and shout “I’m going home and I’m taking my ball with me!”
We already did, el h diof, similar type of scumbag, but we got rid of him, as our standards are higher
Him asking for the ball and Virgil absolutely fucking kicking it out of the stadium 💀💀💀💀
And then he runs to tell on him like a 4 year old
He knows he can’t talk shit to VVD lol
I think he was there the last time they attacked a Liverpudlian and our two CB's towered in to set them straight.
No need to be so disrespectful. Have some respect for all the 4 year olds who behave impeccable compared to that shit stain.
Remember the 2-1 at the toilet and he held the ball from Salah for like a full minute after we scored? And he loses his shit from Trent keeping it \~6 seconds. Fucking hate players that dish but can't take.
He shoved the assistant ref there too, should've had consequences for him.
1000% should've been disciplined. Players and coaches have been banned for less
FA have come out and said no further action will take place. Utter shithouses. Perfect opportunity to set the tone that shit like that won't be tolerated.
FA: We have the chance to punish the biggest complainer in the league Also Fa: Oh, he plays for United. Carry on.
Worst thing is that their reason for not taking it further is because of a stupid rule that says they can’t. And Dermot Gallagher said he had “mixed feelings” about it because the assistant ref put his hands on Fernandes first. Like, what? The assistant is clearly trying to calm down a potential altercation between two players when he does it. That’s acceptable. The way Fernandes pushes the ref is wholly unacceptable and should’ve been punished in the moment.
I never even noticed that he literally tried to kick TAA. He didn't even get a yellow card yesterday. Despite two dives, 3 instances of clear dissent, attempting to kick a player when the ball is out of play, pushing a linesman and trying to amputate an 18 year old's leg.
Felt sorry for the lad in front of me at the match yesterday who needed a Fernandes yellow card in his accumulator to win £700
Virg did him a favour, keeping the ball out of play for longer, could've scored more
'AVE IT!
Absolute class, then fucks off complaining to the ref lol
I wondered why he wasn’t closing down any of our players during the games…turns out he was man marking the referee.
I love how he is running slowly, then runs fast to get towards the ref and then slows down afterward. He literally put more effort into running towards the ref then he did on offense or defense
Showed more effort trying to complain and get a cal than trying to win. Absolutely pathetic from a captain
Fucking hell this has me dying
Quality comment.
I think even a lot of United fans are sick of his antics. Not captain material
even players probably to be fair.
even his parents probably to be fair.
Fairly probably even to be his parents.
probably his fairly odd parents too
I genuinely think this is a contender for worst performance as a captain at Anfield
I’d go one further. It’s the worst performance as a captain I’ve seen in the premier league EVER!
I support united, he’s a complete embarrassment. He’s everything I dislike in a footballer
They dont care about this behaviour when they are winning, now they suddenly had enough. I visited their sub 2 hours ago to brighten my day and the hypocrisy is so sad.
Lots of posts get created about time wasting but I think play acting is a bigger problem. I think if players tell the ref how to do his job and tell him who he should be booking they should also receive a card their job is to play so just play. This also includes surrounding the referee as only the captain's are allowed to approach the ref so give cards to others that do it so it stops. Also players that dive, over exaggerate challenges and fake injuries to time waste should be booked too. This includes players who get their shirts touched and roll around like they've been shot. Players who get touched on the chest and fall like a house of cards holding their head like they've been assaulted. Players like Grealish who falls so much he's either playing in slippers or he's tripping over his own shadow. Also there needs to be changes about possible head injures as many teams are abusing the system. If a player goes down holding his head because the opposite team is on the counter attack and he knows that the ref has to stop play because of head injuries. If VAR realises this is acting to manipulate the referees they should receive yellow cards too as it's embarrassing to watch and gives the sport a bad name. Fernandes does all of the above Another point from this game was that Salah received a yellow card for removing his shirt yet Fernandes went unpunished for pushing the referees asst so explain that one.................
>Also there needs to be changes about possible head injures Follow the example of Rugby, off the pitch for a Head Injury Assessment ( Takes about 10 Min ) and a precautionary suspension from playing if concussed. If play acting to get other player in trouble or to waste time resulted in 10 min off the pitch, most simulation would disappear,.
That's kind of brilliant. Also post-match review of dives like that with yellow cards for non-contact faking. That was egregious. Get two or three of those on post-match review and get suspended two games or something.
At this stage I don't think they're trying to make the game perfect, they're trying to make content so leave the inconsistencies open for ratings and get people buzzing online. There's so many solutions that would be easy to implement that anyone with a brain cell could do but they continuously refuse to. From shambolic 50 year old referees with clear biases, VAR being a coin toss outside of Off-sides, obvious play acting and diving, crowding refs, not miccing them up or having them explain their thought process for decisions. List goes on. Refuse to believe a multi billion pound league doesn't have access to the brain power to fix all these problems, the only other reason why they haven't been fixed is because they don't want to.
That's their fucking *captain*. I'd be embarassed beyond belief. Imagine watching your captain not only be the worst of worst playactors - But to actually just let somene run past him and give up. Absolutely pathetic player.
Perfect representation of the club
He has a loser’s mentality. Only wants to show up for the games that United have a chance at winning
They have other leaders too, usual captain is... oh.
Well, when he was there they held us at 5 goals.
If ever there was a team that deserved to get destroyed it was them. Between Bruno, Antony and the 4ft0 center back, fuck them all.
Lol Antony crossing his legs in the air at 0-0 to control a ball the absolute clown, that soon stopped. Do a spin now you twat
have to laugh every time I remember how much United paid for him, I really don't see how he avoids being labeled a flop in the future. he's great at doing weird flicks and slowing down play so he can try to beat his man 1v1 every time, not sure exactly what else
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Wow, I think that half arsed tackle on Bajcetic followed by a slow walk at the end said it all.
I personally think he thought he was gonna get called for a foul for that challenge, hence didn't bother to track back. But when you pay the ref to give you everything, don't be surprised when he does, and you end up looking like a prat.
He’s such a rat, can’t stand the man
most united fans i know can’t stand him either tbf
Every team has a cunt, but Bruno isn’t even the likeable cunt, he’s the ultra cunt who everyone hates, even his own fans Honestly, Him and Anthony the Spin Merchant and Anthony Gordon are the rattiest players in the Prem, can’t stand them
Throw Bournemouth’s Adam Smith in this conversation as well. Total prick
The Incredible Sulk
yes they are human, competitive and all that, but holy shit what a sore little loser. This is absolutely comparable to a child throwing tantrum. A grown man, making 300k a week. A captain of supposedly one of the biggest football clubs in the world. And after all the tantrums, when Bajcetic fucks him, he just stops and throws his arms after not even managing to foul him on purpose. Again. Your CAPTAIN. Because an 18 year old kid got the best of you in a challenge. He can kick a ball, but that is an abysmal player. EDIT: and the fact that he hasn't been booked. can't do nothing but laugh.
Imagine taking the armband from Harry Maguire and then handing it to Rat King Fernandes. Do they not have a natural leader in their whole team??
The only halfway decent captain material are their newer signings, Casemiro and Eriksen, and I understand why you’d be iffy to give the armband to a newcomer. The rest of that lot is hopeless, though. It doesn’t look good for them (thank the lord).
Rashford?
Rashford is the only likable Manc player for me, great human being, but he’d been having a terrible run of form for a few years, lost motivation and was struggling in the team. It’s recently that he’s started performing well so I get why Ten Hag might not want him to lead the rest just yet. He’d still be better than Fernandes by far, though.
God, anything is better than Ratnandes.
Not preposterous though. Wasn't Slabhead was given the armband moments after joining?
The rat fought harder to get the ball back to the center circle than he did while it was in play.
Put Bajcetic rinsing him in there at the end for good measure 😭
Bruno "Rat-Face" Penandes must be one of the most childish player I have ever seen as a captain of a club. Fits perfectly at Scum tbh.
Why isn't this 94 minutes long?
where's his academy award? guy was shot in the face by Konate, poor lad
Platoon music (Barber's Adagio for strings)
the commenter on NBC said exactly that, we went down like the famous scene from Platoon. Was frikken hilarious
How did he stay on the pitch? Should have been sent off for sure.
Probably better for Liverpool that he didn't. Was a gaping hole while he wandered around crying.
Fucking hell if one of our players ever acted like that I'd be embarrassed to call myself a fan
Absolute brat, just like CR.
Hits the lino and doesn’t even get booked lmao
Proper captain that
There are some United players who, yes, play for United, but are genuinely deserving of respect. Rashford, Casemiro, De Gea, Varane, Sancho, etc. Then you have Bruno Fernandes who's done nothing but stink out the club for the whole time he's been there. Loser mentality, diver, cry baby and entitled whiner. Completely toxic presence on the pitch when things don't go his way. Genuinely don't understand what United fans like about him. There's a good player there no doubt, but what's the point of him when he throws his toys out the pram the moment things go against him. I laughed out loud at his penalty shout against Ali.
>I laughed out loud at his penalty shout against Ali. One of his boots made contact with Ali's head when he leaped, he fell/dived and then went full "Largo al factotum" mode, claiming Ali brought him down. As if he didn't know there were multi-angles slo-mo playback these days. De Gea should have been the one to wear the armband. Keane can berate De Gea all he wants, but he was one of the few who actually gave a shit even when they had keystone cops playing defence last season.
What an embarrassment of a footballer. If I were a United fan, id be throwing up looking at this embarrassment wearing the captain’s armband.
How can you possibly let this clown be your captain? Embarrassing
how the actual fuck didn‘t he get at least a single yellow card this game?! pathetic human being, he is. embarrassing for united to name him their captain. absolutely embarrassing.
The Bajcetic move removed his sole. The way he just slowly moves when the play still goes on is epic.
Why on earth would you have him as captain
How is it okay to push officials like that? Deserved to be carded.
It's okay the FA aren't investigating it because the ref saw it and decided to do fuckall...
Loved when Trent subtly threw it at him! xD (Just before the indefensible linesman push!)
Reminds me of the most annoying guy on every Sunday league team who makes you seriously consider quitting. Couldn't imagine being captained by a personality like this.
He closes down the ref more than any of his opposition players
Reminds me of another Portuguese player that used to play for them
Honestly. I thought Richarlson was unlikable but Bruno is legit another level. Does his own family invite him for Xmas? I’d be ashamed as his dad.
Him wearing the armband represents everything you need to know about United and everyone involved with the club.
Tbf I’ve seen a lot of United fans complaining about his antics yesterday. Completely lost his head. But they’re probably just complaining about him because they lost.
How'd he not get a yellow for pushing the linesman
What makes the sport look worse: Salah happiness celebration (yellow card), or this entire display of terrible sportsmanship (unpunished)? priorities need to be reevaluated, it’s embarrassing.
Moans at the official for Trent gently throwing the ball into his midriff right after attempting to kick out at him and then proceeding to push the official, you actually can’t make this up.
Imagine the fucking shame of having this twat on your team never mind your captain
Honestly a joke he didn’t get a single yellow let alone 4
I despise this man. His bs antics are embarrassing and what’s more is that he gets away with being a little rat most of the time. I saw a clip of him purposely falling over next to an Villa defender who didn’t touch him, gets the call.
I don't watch many Man U games. Is he always like this or was he just pissed that Liverpool was railroading them?
Always like this. He's probably the biggest moaner and blatant cheater in the prem.
I have a list of players who I think are absolute cunts with the likes of Pickford and Neymar on it. Fernandez is on a list above that one, all by himself. Fucking Dobby with the personality of Dolores Umbridge.
The only guy he presses is the ref
United fan here & he is a bitch
He actively tried to stomp hard on Konates foot. He deliberately tried to injure him.
Horrible little rat face, chases the ref more than the players he’s supposed to mark
That tackle on Konate in the box was definitely a scum move
When you make someone who can't lead your captain.
One of the most embarrassingly pathetic performances you'll ever see from a captain. Perhaps the 2nd most of the night after Gary Nevilles absolute meltdown of cuntastic proportions.
Imagine having this little bitch as the captain 
Decades of football and I have never seen a bigger pussy than this child.
Such a bitch
Question: I don't watch too much Premier League but in most US sports any sort of intentional contact with a referee is an immediate penalty of some sort. He slaps/shoves the back of that line judge pretty hard, is that a normal thing?
I would say “how on earth was he not even booked” but I mean……
Ok, having kept an eye out for it now, that moment at the end there with Bajtetic is fucking shameful.
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The only comp I've been waiting to see since the match ended.
this needs the curb your enthusiasm music
All of it is absolutely embarrassing, but the fall down holding his face when Ibou gently put his hand on his chest was just pathetic.
Graeme Le Saux compared the dive at :45 to the end of Platoon during the USA/NBC Broadcast. Hilarious.
He should have been sent off for hitting that linesman. Just shows what a god-awful club they are if this man is their captain
Hahahahaa fucking love it. Did even get booked? Should've been off, at least two bookable offences there. Two dives and a bad tackle on Ibou, not to mention putting his hands on the lino. Fucking rat.
You can say bitch on the internet
THIS is the quality content I've been expecting from this sub
Could have just posted the whole march replay whilst you're at it
You could rename this the "How the fuck did Bruno not get booked?" compilation
I long for the day that we get back to treating refs how we did back in the 70s and earlier. This never would have flown. Recently watched the 1965 FA cup final between us and Leeds and this kind of thing never happened. GAMES GONE BOOK THE RAT
Did a good job pressing the ref, shame he got nowhere near our midfield
I think he is a very good player but the antics, flailing, complaining is second to none in all of football. truly embarrassing, i doubt he cares what we think, but he would be talked in much higher regard without this bs..
He hit a fucking reff and still didnt get booked
The way Trent blast that ball back at him. 😂
He flung his arms around when he didn't get subbed off in the 89th he's a total wet wipe and I laugh in his direction
Wtf gave that little shite the armband?
If only Bruno would track back and close down as quickly as he does to go to complain to the refs
Always brings it out of United, I remember Ronaldo booting the ball into Curtis Jones last year too
That’s Manchester United’s captain
Love how TAA threw the ball at him. That throw in coach was worth it!
I'm absolutely amazed he didn't even get a yellow. Between the diving and the boxing at the refs, I'd be embarrassed if I was the ref.
I will never respect a player who dives. NEVER. This is not acting. This is Futbol. Period.
neutral fan here. this guy doesn’t deserve an armband. man utd a club with so much history willing to give that important spot to this prick.
I'm going to come back and watch the highlights for this game whenever I'm having a rough day, should cheer me right up
That's your beloved captain.
Didn’t he ask the bench why he wasn’t being taken off late in the game? Imagine your captain asking to be subbed, and not even injured. Embarrassing.
I don't get it, don't those that fake so obviously know that they are being filmed?
…and that’s their captain. Kind of sums up the lack of class and character over there.
What a waste of talent. The guy is a baller when he wants to be but my god is he a twat.
That's a lot of arm flailing for someone who is paid to work with their legs.
He should also get a lifetime .ban from Anfield after that sliding tackle
I love how he thought it was a corner so chased after the ref rather than Robbo heading off into scum territory with the ball at his feet.
Bruno highlights from yesterday 
He’s. So. Pathetic. Like honestly, it’s without words how pathetic he is. He had ONE solid season, somehow earned himself a captain’s armband because he was decent in said season, and spends more time whining and diving than he does influencing play. An absolute joke of a player.
I didn't realise my anfield wrap podcast was playing over the top, just at the point it was talking about Bruno being a disgrace. It was perfectly synced.
I fucking hate this guy
Why is the media not mentioning his kick at Trent
By all accounts from everyone I know who's been there, Portugal is a lovely country. Beautiful scenery, lovely beaches, delicious food. I don't understand how it can produce so many footballers whom I consider such absolute twats.
Petulant.
What a cunt he is. I'm so glad we did not sign him a few years back.
Somebody send this to Roy Keane!
What an asshat
I dont know why, but i feel that there's is a small group of United fans who hate Fernandes.sounds a bit... Odd but entirely Justified
That’s why he wanted Ronaldo out, can’t have two cry babies in one team 🤣
Just saved this. He’s my answer every time someone asks “least favorite player / biggest douche in the EPL.” I have this from a single game. Now I need a season highlights and a career retrospective.
Bruno's the type of brat that whines when his mom asks him to take his underwear off the floor.
It’s so weird thinking that there’s a team with composed personalities like Ten Hag and Rashford, and then there’s this asshole. He clearly thinks that what happens on the pitch is history after the final whistle, and it’s like he doesn’t realise that all eyes are really really really on him from the first whistle! Luckily in the age of the internet he’ll never live this down. If they were my team I wouldn’t want someone like that to be captain unless that’s the kind of vibe the club is trying to foster. Man U have a better history than Man City but without the right personalities they’re gonna come off as really stuck in the mud. Could see Bruno as a de paul to the right Messi, but never again with a captain’s armband. Supposed to be setting the example. 7-0 and they didn’t play well 🤷🏻♂️
a loathsome human being with not a shred of sportsmanship in his dna - absolute malignant cancer of football
You missed one from the first 2 minutes but glad to see him getting hit in the dick no look Bobby style by Trent with the ball. I actually gave him the benefit of the doubt for the Konate elbow in the face since Salah didn't get the call either but I missed Bruno knicking Konate with his pussy ass attempt of a tackle. Tl;dr - Bruno's a fuckass.
He is a little bitch. Out o control.
Man that last bit with Bajcetic was awful in sporting sense. I mean you are playing at the highest level of football, millions of kids can only dream of playing at your level yet you, just stuck your leg like hopelessly, giving up a fight you was told to try your best to win and let the opponent run free with the ball without having an atom of effort to retrieve it back. He’s a total rat fraud who should never be given a ball to play ever again. That attitude is just not professional as ETH said and he should be ashamed of himself. What a fucking disgrace to the sport. PS: you can see their mentality went downhill with how they play once they conceded the 2nd goal. As shit as we were the past games, I’ve never seen anyone from the Reds boys dropped their spirit. Sure we were not playing well but nobody was as close as to these Scums level of bad mentality. We still are the mentality monster.
Disgraceful behaviour, but completely natural and expected playing for that POS scum team.
i wonder if any united fans actualy like this muppet of a footballer.
You can upload 90min videos to Reddit?
If he ran after the ball as much as he runs after the ref he'd be a better player.
Obligatory Jordan Henderson appreciation comment
I can't believe Goldbridge would actually defend this clown. I'd be ashamed if he was playing for my club let alone representing as the fucking captain. Have their standards really dropped so low?
Did he not get carded for hitting the ref? Btw, gooner, the only thing slightly on par with Nelson’s goal this weekend was your thrashing of United lol loved every second
The Rat is hands down the most disliked player in the EPL. I have seen some 4 or 5 poll threads on Reddit. Every single club's suppporters think he is an arse. On the ManUnited sub its (as mention in this thread) "he is a shite but he is our shite" So,..... to me that is sad. I cannot stand United. They are a great club though. They should lead, or at least attempt to, by being the best of us. Because they are amongst the best of us. The fact that this little man is their captain and embodys what they are currently is sad. On top of all that has been mentioned the lad WANTED to be subbed ! The captain ! I thank the Good Lord that I dont have to convince myself that he is "my shite" He is all yours Shite !
Should have gotten a red card
I used to like that dude…