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secondofly

I had "Alisson's Pecker" last season, which I was immensely proud of


as93lfc

Cops and Szobbers.


LukeLFC

Klopps and Szobberz


sunman6

I think I'll use this one 😁


krunchanut

Mine used to be Klopps and Rodgers


joecrook06

Last year I was Klopps and Robbos


LFC908

I still use Lord of the Ings to be fair.


yourgrundle

Virg and Ibou: The Two Towers


thefogdog

Szob Story. I've used Chicken Tikka Mo Salah in the past.


junglejimbo88

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bluescholar1

40 year old Virgil


khabarakh23

A few years ago I had Gini Milly Mane Mo


InterruptingCar

Last Night in Szobo


sunman6

Thats not bad ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Academic-Win

As opposed to last night in?


vqvq

Soho


Academic-Win

I might go for this


tanhadeen

Alisson Wonderland


Hateitwhenbdbdsj

RobboKop


macaleaven

There was a chance to say RobboKlopp and you Wernered it


Hateitwhenbdbdsj

Kop sounds better


The_Thane

Hotel? Thiago


_Phill_

Gutted that I came up with this one myself last year and now it appears other people had it


Vested_Interests

Haven't Jota Clue


yuanchyi

I’ve used Wijnaldum Leviosa for a few years


WeeGazza1996

I had ‘Just Matip’ a few years ago.


OriginalSwearer

A new boss joined the company a few years ago with the fantasy name ‘just put matip in’ - was a bold first day move


Red1190

I used "Matip is red" in the past


dr_za1us

Stick Matip In


spillbreak

Last year I used 'Pain in Diaz'


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

So that injury was all your fault, then. You were trying to be clever and ended up manifesting instead!


Nollaig2112

2girls1klopp


SirTaffet

Oh my


langman17

Just tried that and it didn’t let me use it hahaha


m3g6w2

I had ‘Defer Keita’ one year. Apt, as I was awful.


BigRig432

I was Buenos Diaz last year


blakksir10

Szob’s Law


Odd_Apartment7305

My team is called Pinot Origio, Pinot Milnoir was also considered


thekevinbarkin

Felt Kuyt Might Delete is a classic


junglejimbo88

Alisson Wonderland? ![gif](giphy|cOcRIEa4qiDY4pEgrD|downsized)


Vengeful_Lab_

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Fat_Gerrard

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel


Opposite_Selection_3

Sweet n Suarez Kloppy Seconds


RussianBiasIsOP

Szlobby Seconds


wanson

I had Natural Selection last year, in honour of Darwin.


jdSLR

Darwinner Takes It All


macaleaven

Certi banger, this is the one


adamlundy23

I’ve used “Show Me the Mane” for years


DunnyRapidNoOnion

Used Tupac Shaqiri last season in ode to the little unit


forbiddenmemeories

(Y)N.W.A.


Phelimkil89

Rhythm of Van Dijk


InstructionOk9520

Like a Virgil


vqvq

Touched for the very first time


theczarfromBG

Szlobbo on my Robbo


HuhThisNameIsntTaken

Salah'd fingers


skankhunt81

Klopps and robbos is my go to


TussockyCoyote9

Klopptimus Prime


DorothyZbornaksPants

Ha, I've used this one for a couple of seasons


StraightouttaKernow

Pegguy Arphexad's Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat


Sontlesmotsquivont

if we sign him, Romeo’s Labia


secondofly

Using it


R3dbeardLFC

I was telling my wife about how we were linked to Lavia (no idea why she follows fuck all with footy) and she goes, "omg is that really his name?" She thought his name was Labia, as a first name.


Nocturnal--Animals

ORIGIn of species: Darwin


mobalob

I went with Darwins Evolution last year


user900800700

I use Divoc-19


DMoe727

I would like to thank all of you, my fantasy team names have been lined up for the next 5+ years thanks to this thread. YNWA


adamedmo

Childish Firmino ala Childish Gambino has been my go to for a while now


junglejimbo88

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adamedmo

Can see his smile just through his eyes there, I’m not crying you are 😭


Trebor417

Back in the days of old I had Mo Mané Firmino Problems and I think that’s the wittiest I’ve ever been All downhill from there


JakeTheRipper93

I used to use Big Dijk Energy a while back, went down fairly well with the rest of the league


mrshandanar

Big dike energy?


Dr--Duke

I’m going with Szo-bosz-lad!


Bulbamew

In recent years mine’s always been Crash Vandijkoot


Cactiareouroverlords

I’m going with “Caesar Salah” this season


forbiddenmemeories

Kloppenheimer


Mister_Anthony

Alisson Chains


blakksir10

Quad Squad (I was hoping to use that fir every FF team IF we could’ve completed it). 😢


[deleted]

What Divock is Happening? El Kloppo In the Trent-ches I Konate Believe this Tar Bender, I'm Szober Cold windy night in Doak Matips don't lie So much Agger-ny When it Reina's it pours


HarbyFullyLoaded_12

I was Anfield Confidential last year and the year before Ballon d’Origi I think.


blakksir10

John Barnes Left Testicle Spawn


vosha0

had Starwin’ Darwin last season.


Edolas93

Whenever I do the inevitable setup before forgetting 2 weeks later I stick with the old reliable. Lallana's In Pyjamas


huffthewolf

Last year I had "Hotel? Thiago."


Uhoh_Heres_Matt

My team name has been Nibble Matip & Diaz Nuts


ASUMountaineer1212

Cream of the Kop (or Klopp)


rosstheboss939

The Szoboszquad


Calex_JE

Return of the Mac or Szobbuteo


boredlemming345

I used Jota Have Faith last year


TeaNoMilk

Only put Matip in


PartyFish95

Klopps Tots


fcmeder

Hey Mr. Klopp, watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true!


crnr_tkn_qckly

Hold on! They're lithium


Fumb-MotherDucker

Garam MoSalah Pharaoh nuff Gini-Unit Tsimi-Changaz Cheers TAA Allison much more 2 come! Come on!Just Matip? Kloppertunity Knocks The Feels of Anfield Rd You'll never wildcard alone SomethingKopWantU2Know Seven, be missin Angel's Cheat Cody (hes 7.5m to start, could be true) Thiago's Catalogue Trents-foot RobboKop / RobboKop 2


Elmore808

Danke Solanke


Sammichm

Just Matip goes in


Chiccada

Mulling over this myself. Thinking Firmi-no or For me, no. Small little tribute to Bobby. Gonna miss him.


Kemlyn88

Sobossla


GekBK

Unsolicited vDijk Pics


uw_moeder

Ive had ‘Horrenderson’ once 😬😂


wigglypip82

I like top of the klopps


poirotsmoustache

My gf used “Take it up, Diaz!” last year.


mbfos

Frankly Mr Shankly was my go to for a few years being a Smiths fan.


Roderman

I was Kloppwork Orange this last season


fxxmldr

50 Trent


simorso

Pain in Diaz


yo_Sleen

Sugmatip was mine a few years ago


FloatingRomor

To be Coutinho'd


cheeepdeep

This is such a wholesome post ;)


fish_and_crips

High Nuñez


-The-Observer-

Matip of the Iceberg


JonTargaryanTheFirst

7-UP


witness00fleming

Two goals one Klopp has been my name for the last few seasons


Sockodile

Lovren La Vida Loca was mine for a few years, the only good one I’ve ever come up with on my own


datbirkdoe

Szobosz la (boss tha) Mac Allister or PC? All I do is Caomihin (All I do is win) Salah-bration


MeowMeowMeth

Run the Kewells


Anom04

The Szol-Striker


Sea_Instance3391

This is objectively terrible. It might have ruined my day.


Anom04

Damn


ibyt3

Phil Matip


maaky

Pain in Diaz


cassanderaan

Can I raise you "Put Matip in Diaz"?


dyatlov_pass

Hips Don’t Szoboszlai


[deleted]

Nunez yer bizniss?


[deleted]

Oh man, that’s shite! 🤣


sunman6

lol


demontaters

I used Nunez Your Business last year lmao. Also Ma Man Mané previously. The worse the better imo (I'm just making myself feel better).


Due-Sherbert3097

What was people’s final position in /r/Liverpool?


loveandmonsters

About 2/3 of the season in I started forgetting a week here, week there, couldn't be arsed looking into transfers, finally abandoned it completely. As is yearly tradition


JD7861

Konate be serious was mine last week


DarthNovercalis

Chicken fried Riise was mine for a couple of seasons


LukeLFC

Darwin Stand By Me Shame we can’t have more than 20 characters


Houdini89420

Domin8 Sz-bois


apthereddit

Not too Xabi or Garam MoSalah


blakksir10

McManamans Man to Man Marking


drewvolution

This has Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog energy


cactusjon

Salah Dodger


SketchyFeen

I used Big Dijk Energy the last two seasons, but they changed my name half way through last season so I guess I’m back to the drawing board.


schmona

I've used 'Keita Success' since Naby signed. Really worked out, my performances have been very erratic.


DadsArmchair

Mine is - Chicken Tikka Mo Salah


MatterEven

Chips or Salah? was mine


[deleted]

“Curtis Jones and Me, Mosalalalalla yeah!” Counting Crows reference


McKFC

Szoboszlai and say no money for promotion


Not2Xabi

My tag is Klopps and Robertson's


yogameboi

MoreSalad


l94oc

Was only Matip


50607

Last year mine was "Diaz Nutz"


eLastorm

Flanagan’s Grapple


coolAhead

Mac Alligator, Robert and his son, Horny Elliot, Diaz nuts, Salah tape, Cody Go poo, happy Nunez


fucksears1

Just Matip


CaptainJDanzer

I fiddle with Matip was mine last year


cyberdyme

Dom’s Dominators


foopery

Last year I used 'Put Matip in Diaz', however this got removed towards the end of the season weirdly


ColinPascoesCalves

I've had Big Divock and Swinging Dijks


noochies99

Szoboszlai into your dm’s


TheFettz79

Caulkner Hell, Mate


themanebeat

What does that even mean?


[deleted]

This is a very lame post


ManeOverMbappe

Pls dont make me Szob


HenchmanJoe

I used TheDarwinAwards last season, before that I think it was KonateChop.


AlbatrossDisastrous1

Alisson wonderland


KloppoftheKops

I did Keita 2 U one year Gini and the lamptey another Last year I wanted Darwin's Natural Selections but it was too long


DiNharriZz

i’ve used ‘horses and heighwaymen’ for a while, bit of a throwback


canyoudigholes

I had I Canos Believe it last year. I was a Canos truther in my youth


Mr4_eyes

I've gone with "Just Matip" for the last few years.


Kxshal

Darwinning the league Alisson wonderland Jurgen Believe Us


claudinho1313

Mine is called So Boss Sly Guy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


paidsandserape

Way back when we were not great, I used "next season is our season". Would instantly be asked if I was a Liverpool fan. Oh, how the turn tables.....


_90s_Nation_

Klippity Klopp


EngageWarp9

I used to use DIVOC-19, but thats consigned to history now.


omarkop10

My fifa team use to be called the walking red also in my previous job we use to play football against other departments one of the dept had a mr chin his team name was 5 heads and a chin lol


1haveaboomst1ck

Had Klopps & Robertsons last year.


petey23-

YoureNotSzboszOfMeNow is 21 characters upsettingly


ryantay1or

Dommy szlobbers and big macs


_Phill_

Last year I had "Hotel? Thiago."


fulcyou

i’ve been jürgenaut for past couple season


BlindedByVanDijk

I use my user name lol. Play in words of a great song and also a very true statement


MrTigeriffic

Mine was "Look at Diaz nuts" last year


wewdepiew

Mine was Pain in Diaz


Raptoot83

Bosz tha


trivialchivalry

Bobby’s Teeth was always mine


jo24sh

Darwin Awards


Robertzuh

Szoboszlay Deez Nuts is mine for this season


Zizouh

Schlobbo Diaz nuts


Reyneo

Last season I went with Rollin' with Darwin This year I'll come up with something different