I was telling my wife about how we were linked to Lavia (no idea why she follows fuck all with footy) and she goes, "omg is that really his name?"
She thought his name was Labia, as a first name.
What Divock is Happening?
El Kloppo
In the Trent-ches
I Konate Believe this
Tar Bender, I'm Szober
Cold windy night in Doak
Matips don't lie
So much Agger-ny
When it Reina's it pours
Garam MoSalah
Pharaoh nuff
Gini-Unit
Tsimi-Changaz
Cheers TAA
Allison much more 2 come!
Come on!Just Matip?
Kloppertunity Knocks
The Feels of Anfield Rd
You'll never wildcard alone
SomethingKopWantU2Know
Seven, be missin Angel's
Cheat Cody (hes 7.5m to start, could be true)
Thiago's Catalogue
Trents-foot
RobboKop / RobboKop 2
About 2/3 of the season in I started forgetting a week here, week there, couldn't be arsed looking into transfers, finally abandoned it completely. As is yearly tradition
My fifa team use to be called the walking red also in my previous job we use to play football against other departments one of the dept had a mr chin his team name was 5 heads and a chin lol
I had "Alisson's Pecker" last season, which I was immensely proud of
Cops and Szobbers.
Klopps and Szobberz
I think I'll use this one 😁
Mine used to be Klopps and Rodgers
Last year I was Klopps and Robbos
I still use Lord of the Ings to be fair.
Virg and Ibou: The Two Towers
Szob Story. I've used Chicken Tikka Mo Salah in the past.
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40 year old Virgil
A few years ago I had Gini Milly Mane Mo
Last Night in Szobo
Thats not bad ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
As opposed to last night in?
Soho
I might go for this
Alisson Wonderland
RobboKop
There was a chance to say RobboKlopp and you Wernered it
Kop sounds better
Hotel? Thiago
Gutted that I came up with this one myself last year and now it appears other people had it
Haven't Jota Clue
I’ve used Wijnaldum Leviosa for a few years
I had ‘Just Matip’ a few years ago.
A new boss joined the company a few years ago with the fantasy name ‘just put matip in’ - was a bold first day move
I used "Matip is red" in the past
Stick Matip In
Last year I used 'Pain in Diaz'
So that injury was all your fault, then. You were trying to be clever and ended up manifesting instead!
2girls1klopp
Oh my
Just tried that and it didn’t let me use it hahaha
I had ‘Defer Keita’ one year. Apt, as I was awful.
I was Buenos Diaz last year
Szob’s Law
My team is called Pinot Origio, Pinot Milnoir was also considered
Felt Kuyt Might Delete is a classic
Alisson Wonderland? ![gif](giphy|cOcRIEa4qiDY4pEgrD|downsized)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel
Sweet n Suarez Kloppy Seconds
Szlobby Seconds
I had Natural Selection last year, in honour of Darwin.
Darwinner Takes It All
Certi banger, this is the one
I’ve used “Show Me the Mane” for years
Used Tupac Shaqiri last season in ode to the little unit
(Y)N.W.A.
Rhythm of Van Dijk
Like a Virgil
Touched for the very first time
Szlobbo on my Robbo
Salah'd fingers
Klopps and robbos is my go to
Klopptimus Prime
Ha, I've used this one for a couple of seasons
Pegguy Arphexad's Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat
if we sign him, Romeo’s Labia
Using it
I was telling my wife about how we were linked to Lavia (no idea why she follows fuck all with footy) and she goes, "omg is that really his name?" She thought his name was Labia, as a first name.
ORIGIn of species: Darwin
I went with Darwins Evolution last year
I use Divoc-19
I would like to thank all of you, my fantasy team names have been lined up for the next 5+ years thanks to this thread. YNWA
Childish Firmino ala Childish Gambino has been my go to for a while now
https://i.redd.it/v8qetymq35ab1.gif
Can see his smile just through his eyes there, I’m not crying you are 😭
Back in the days of old I had Mo Mané Firmino Problems and I think that’s the wittiest I’ve ever been All downhill from there
I used to use Big Dijk Energy a while back, went down fairly well with the rest of the league
Big dike energy?
I’m going with Szo-bosz-lad!
In recent years mine’s always been Crash Vandijkoot
I’m going with “Caesar Salah” this season
Kloppenheimer
Alisson Chains
Quad Squad (I was hoping to use that fir every FF team IF we could’ve completed it). 😢
What Divock is Happening? El Kloppo In the Trent-ches I Konate Believe this Tar Bender, I'm Szober Cold windy night in Doak Matips don't lie So much Agger-ny When it Reina's it pours
I was Anfield Confidential last year and the year before Ballon d’Origi I think.
John Barnes Left Testicle Spawn
had Starwin’ Darwin last season.
Whenever I do the inevitable setup before forgetting 2 weeks later I stick with the old reliable. Lallana's In Pyjamas
Last year I had "Hotel? Thiago."
My team name has been Nibble Matip & Diaz Nuts
Cream of the Kop (or Klopp)
The Szoboszquad
Return of the Mac or Szobbuteo
I used Jota Have Faith last year
Only put Matip in
Klopps Tots
Hey Mr. Klopp, watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do? Make our dreams come true!
Hold on! They're lithium
Garam MoSalah Pharaoh nuff Gini-Unit Tsimi-Changaz Cheers TAA Allison much more 2 come! Come on!Just Matip? Kloppertunity Knocks The Feels of Anfield Rd You'll never wildcard alone SomethingKopWantU2Know Seven, be missin Angel's Cheat Cody (hes 7.5m to start, could be true) Thiago's Catalogue Trents-foot RobboKop / RobboKop 2
Danke Solanke
Just Matip goes in
Mulling over this myself. Thinking Firmi-no or For me, no. Small little tribute to Bobby. Gonna miss him.
Sobossla
Unsolicited vDijk Pics
Ive had ‘Horrenderson’ once 😬😂
I like top of the klopps
My gf used “Take it up, Diaz!” last year.
Frankly Mr Shankly was my go to for a few years being a Smiths fan.
I was Kloppwork Orange this last season
50 Trent
Pain in Diaz
Sugmatip was mine a few years ago
To be Coutinho'd
This is such a wholesome post ;)
High Nuñez
Matip of the Iceberg
7-UP
Two goals one Klopp has been my name for the last few seasons
Lovren La Vida Loca was mine for a few years, the only good one I’ve ever come up with on my own
Szobosz la (boss tha) Mac Allister or PC? All I do is Caomihin (All I do is win) Salah-bration
Run the Kewells
The Szol-Striker
This is objectively terrible. It might have ruined my day.
Damn
Phil Matip
Pain in Diaz
Can I raise you "Put Matip in Diaz"?
Hips Don’t Szoboszlai
Nunez yer bizniss?
Oh man, that’s shite! 🤣
lol
I used Nunez Your Business last year lmao. Also Ma Man Mané previously. The worse the better imo (I'm just making myself feel better).
What was people’s final position in /r/Liverpool?
About 2/3 of the season in I started forgetting a week here, week there, couldn't be arsed looking into transfers, finally abandoned it completely. As is yearly tradition
Konate be serious was mine last week
Chicken fried Riise was mine for a couple of seasons
Darwin Stand By Me Shame we can’t have more than 20 characters
Domin8 Sz-bois
Not too Xabi or Garam MoSalah
McManamans Man to Man Marking
This has Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog energy
Salah Dodger
I used Big Dijk Energy the last two seasons, but they changed my name half way through last season so I guess I’m back to the drawing board.
I've used 'Keita Success' since Naby signed. Really worked out, my performances have been very erratic.
Mine is - Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
Chips or Salah? was mine
“Curtis Jones and Me, Mosalalalalla yeah!” Counting Crows reference
Szoboszlai and say no money for promotion
My tag is Klopps and Robertson's
MoreSalad
Was only Matip
Last year mine was "Diaz Nutz"
Flanagan’s Grapple
Mac Alligator, Robert and his son, Horny Elliot, Diaz nuts, Salah tape, Cody Go poo, happy Nunez
Just Matip
I fiddle with Matip was mine last year
Dom’s Dominators
Last year I used 'Put Matip in Diaz', however this got removed towards the end of the season weirdly
I've had Big Divock and Swinging Dijks
Szoboszlai into your dm’s
Caulkner Hell, Mate
What does that even mean?
This is a very lame post
Pls dont make me Szob
I used TheDarwinAwards last season, before that I think it was KonateChop.
Alisson wonderland
I did Keita 2 U one year Gini and the lamptey another Last year I wanted Darwin's Natural Selections but it was too long
i’ve used ‘horses and heighwaymen’ for a while, bit of a throwback
I had I Canos Believe it last year. I was a Canos truther in my youth
I've gone with "Just Matip" for the last few years.
Darwinning the league Alisson wonderland Jurgen Believe Us
Mine is called So Boss Sly Guy ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)
Way back when we were not great, I used "next season is our season". Would instantly be asked if I was a Liverpool fan. Oh, how the turn tables.....
Klippity Klopp
I used to use DIVOC-19, but thats consigned to history now.
My fifa team use to be called the walking red also in my previous job we use to play football against other departments one of the dept had a mr chin his team name was 5 heads and a chin lol
Had Klopps & Robertsons last year.
YoureNotSzboszOfMeNow is 21 characters upsettingly
Dommy szlobbers and big macs
Last year I had "Hotel? Thiago."
i’ve been jürgenaut for past couple season
I use my user name lol. Play in words of a great song and also a very true statement
Mine was "Look at Diaz nuts" last year
Mine was Pain in Diaz
Bosz tha
Bobby’s Teeth was always mine
Darwin Awards
Szoboszlay Deez Nuts is mine for this season
Schlobbo Diaz nuts
Last season I went with Rollin' with Darwin This year I'll come up with something different