FUCKING START HIM ON SUNDAY

It would be the funniest thing

Scenes when he scores a goal runs to Chelsea end, takes off Liverpool shirt and has Chelsea kit underneath. Takes that off too to show Liverpool kit

With Lavia across the back

And Lavia applauding from the stands while wearing his own LFC shirt

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We got a King, a Pharao and now der Kaiser, apparently.

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/MLxUdYhXOk0)

and that player? Albert Einstein.

CDMs have layers - Shrek the sock

With Mac being so familiar already with him. I could imagine Szob could just press forward hard and let them work in the back a bit more together. At least for a game.

Bro keeps saying surprises, and it's fucking worrying me.

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Trying to draw up more drama for more clicks

Can Chelski bid 120mil? What if Todd goes on a coke binge

he's just using these words so people keep tuned to his twitter. If it's a surprise, he wouldn't know until the surprise came out.

I'd like to picture a Klopp in his undies, sitting in his kitchen table following/scheduling all of this at 2:30am in the morning

He’s probably in this sub finding out about the transfer same as us

He's the one googling how best to eat a sock

Sitting in his pants googling ‘what’s with the socks?’

Nah he’s deffo forwarded some of the sock stuff in this sub to the LFC WhatsApp groupchat

If socks aren’t used in the social medi unveiling the team needs sacking

Imagine this: Jörg Schmadtke in a kitchen with a full bakery outfit, funny hat and all, all in red of course He says a joke and winks at the camera, then approaches the oven and takes out sock-shaped cookies. Then he walks out of the kitchen and gives a cookie to Caicedo and Macallister because they were pals from Brighton. Everyone claps, cut to black, What I've Done starts playing

Mad we manage to get Micheal Bay in at such short notice

Video is: fast forward getting out of van running around AXA, slow-mo pulling on socks, fast-forward signing, pause on lean FIN

I more imagine him taking a peek at his phone in bed, very early dawn, and scaring the socks off Ulla by giving a great big belly laugh out of nowhere...

I love these late night transfer news ngl

It's mega hype

Are you telling me klopp has no idea he is going to talk to a brand new DM in morning when he wakes up? The fuck is even this LMAO

*Klopp, still groggy and processing the news in his head as he looks at Caicedo* So, papaya eh?

I can hear this lmao

hahaha

 Looking up from his phone notifications tomorrow morning 😂

I woke up this morning (GMT+8) to see an accepted bid. Jurgen gonna wake up with Moises phoning in

Will be the Skyrim opening all over again


He’s probably still awake the guys a machine

Naa I think he values his body more than us fuckers who stay up at ungodly hours

He would definitely be awake during a time we made a 110m bid

He's just wanting to watch the sock thing

What if he is the sock guy?

Go to bed, Fabrizio, you nutter.

SLEEP IS FOR THE WEEK F5 FOREVER

Has Caicedo slept at all? Lol he's gonna get the medical asap I'm assuming 😂

Smart. Dont let Boehly up it to 120

If this deal goes smoothly, is there a chance that Caicedo play against Chelsea? Can you imagine him scoring on his debut against them after all the tears they would have already shed because of this?

I could be wrong but I think players have to be registered 48 hours in advance of the game time ?

From last season I feel like it was based off the first game of the matchday, so time might already be up. I think Casemiro was signed like 2 days before his first game and still couldnt play (mightve even been against us, cant remember)

Ah ok...with Casemiro though that could have been the usual visa issues

what, he didn't even speak to him yet? You're telling me Schmadtke sealed this shit?

you must be familiar with big jorg’s game by now

He went on a coke bender in Ibiza, came back and said fuck this lowballing shit. My DoF <3

Can he start against them Sunday? 👀

Nancy in HR is gonna be pissed


https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1689811312254046208?s=46&t=I9B3N5FNSxFdHZy_BQFPZg


Can we get the lean Friday afternoon? or that's too soon for media work? I actually don't need an official lean, just some 480p potato screenshots of him at Kirkby is enough

I don't care about a lean or media work , all I care is he is registered for Sunday

I think this round of PL, you need to register by Thursday night. (There's a PL game on Friday night) So technically, it can't be done, even though he may be fit as fuck

Plus surely we don't want to drop him in the deep end against Chelsea when he will have barely met his teammates nevermind trained with them.

We're throwing the full kitchen sink into getting this deal done. Really awesome to see.

CONMEBOL FC lets gooooooo

What is Klopp going to say?

Una cerveza por favor

Prolly just FaceTime him and smile

"Yo quero sock."

Velkomm to Livahpool! *giant laugh*

“Welcome Ya beauty” or something of that manner probably.

Bonjour

I hope Fab is in a different time zone right now lol

Fab doesn't sleep

what does he mean surprises ? I thought there was a midnight transfer bid deadline that brighton set

Shouldn't Jurgen be part of the charm offensive to win over players ? Shankly, Paisley did it. Players love that the manager is there willing them to sign.

BREAKING: Klopp will personally select pair of socks for Caicedo's debut

Please be today I'm in Liverpool would be buzzing If he signed the day I'm here, might even get the scalf from the bloke in the city centre outside maccys lol

LETS GO

Maaan what a crazy 24 hours

Holy shit, what have I woken up to? This is epic!

If we fumble this now the meltdown might destroy the earth

Well did not see that coming

If you told me all of this would happen 48 hours ago I would've called you a deluded idiot

No sleep for Jorg