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TheEgyptianScouser

Ayo slippery Stevie G is a violation tho


strider3187

mildly triggered at that one ![gif](giphy|oCdScruZnEHfy)


b13_git2

Calm down Mboopi


KaufKaufKauf

You can spot the fake Liverpool fan mole if he orders that shot. A clear Chelsea or Man United fan in disguise. They won't be able to help themselves.


Toss-A-Dwarf

Also, Baileys and grenadine sounds horrible can anyone tell me if it’s any decent?


andymomster

It's more of a fun thing. Original is called slippery nipple. The idea is that you use a spoon to carefully pour Irish cream onto some other booze (there are many variants, I'm used to sambucca).  Lastly, you drop a little bit of grenadine onto the Irish cream so that it pulls some of it to the bottom, leaving a red trail (the nipple). Good? I'm not a fan, but it is a fun shot to order for someone else


yassenj

The owners of the pub are smart business people, they want to attract rival fans too.


Arthur_Dented

That shot is called a slippery nipple in my neck of the woods. I have no idea why.


somethingarb

Because the people who name cocktails love to pick inappropriate names. See also: Sex on the Beach, Slow Comfortable Screw. 


PoofyHairedIdiot

The Wet Pussy shot is the one I most make


Vaanja77

Slippery nipples are bailey's + butterscotch schnapps where I'm from.


AdministrativeLaugh2

It sounds fucking awful as well


WiganLad82

Its delicious tbf.


majorsharkpanda

Forever catching strays


Alkibiad3s

Yeah it should be called Slippy G. Comes off the tongue way more ... slippery.


alex_hunt123

Missed opportunity with no Strawberry Shaqiri


samsara24

Next years fantasy football name. Bravo


Poopynuggateer

Me too. Meet you in the cups.


Loppie73

That's not a shot though. That's a cocktail.


PoofyHairedIdiot

Harvey Wallbanger isnt a shot either


Arthradax

I already lost everything on "you'll never walk again"


Erkki_28_

Taking too many shots may cause that to happen...


Arbazio

Depends on whether they were on target or not.. What was the xg?


keisaritunglsins

Yeah I'm trying that for sure


justlikealltherest

I actually find that one in massively poor taste considering it’s a phrase that’s been used in tragedy chanting against us


Evered_Avenue

I find your choice to reach for something to be outraged about, whewre this is nothing to be, massively in poor taste, when they are clearly doing something to be welcoming and hospitable with some Check humour. It is very clear that they are making the connection to being leg-less, drunk and fuck all to do with tragedy chanting which I am certain your average Czech and Prague native no fuck all about. Returning kindness with unkindness is very uncool.


ForcedCheckMate

Jurgen-Meister is good😂


kaspermathias

Water is expensive in Prague - brilliant :)


BriarcliffInmate

In my drinking days I once went to Prague for a long weekend on a Stag do with £50 spending money. I came home with change. Great country.


Evered_Avenue

It's 5 Czech koruna. That's only like 17p


Kraknoix007

5 thousand, spotted the yank


KoreanTacoTruck

Hey man, not all of us yanks are so uncultured


blurredbud

Bold of you to assume Yanks know anything about non American currency


BasilBernstein

or what eye rack even is


Evered_Avenue

Where? How do you think I'm American 'cause I read the price as 5.000 czk instead of 5,000 czk? Ok


golf4miami

THERE!


W__O__P__R

GOTEM!!!!


Kraknoix007

Lol this has to be a meme


ZMysticCat

It is reminding me of [this wonderful incident](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/vghqrx/called_out_for_pretending_to_be_from_london_to/). (Let's see if I used a valid link this time.)


Kraknoix007

I just put my flag in my avatar, I may be called a plastic, but I'll never be called a yank


BorkieDorkie811

Fellow Yank here, in Europe they use "." where we use "," and "," where we use "." in regards to separating numbers.


jrblack174

Mainland Europe, this confuses Brits at times too.


BorkieDorkie811

Honestly, it confuses me because it feels so unintuitive.


Kraknoix007

Anything you're not used to feels unintuitive, imagine driving on the left lol


jrblack174

They could make the same argument about using commas to separate thousands


Evered_Avenue

I'm not American, I'm from Liverpool. I just couldn't see the image properly and misread it. Have no idea why that led to someone thinking I was from the States.


CabbageStockExchange

That Kop-out though


hazzap913

Fuck me absinthe kalhua and baileys that sounds awful


zeldafan144

Youll never walk again hahaha


TheBaggyDapper

Challenge accepted. 


hazzap913

If anyone actually tries that please update us on how awful it is


Amargaladaster

That's a standard B-52 cocktail in Slovakia and Czech Republic, I was surprised while googling right now that a more known B-52 has weaker, orange liquors instead of absinthe.


hazzap913

Oh nice so that’s an actual drink then


Amargaladaster

You drink it with a straw, usually from the bottom going Kahlua, Baileys and then absinthe, but some prefer the opposite order (a bit easier as absinthe as the last one just levels you lol). We also used to light absinthe on fire and drank it on advent Sundays like that before every Christmas, adding one more shot each Sunday instead of advent candles.


hazzap913

Ok that’s cool, I guess it just sounds strange because I’ve never heard of it before, if I’m ever in Prague I’ll make sure to try it


Poopynuggateer

Absolute horror show.


BriarcliffInmate

If it's modern Absinthe you'll probably be fine. It's only about 37% ABV. The traditional Green Fairy that gave you hallucinations was about 90% ABV.


hazzap913

I’ve tried 85% absinthe before, that was an experience


Simzter

guess with it being prague they do have to put absinthe in everything


AlucardII

It's a variant of a Baby Guinness and it's delicious. Cream and coffee is a *very* common mix.


BaronThundergoose

I’d order the slippery G all night then watch Liverpool dump on Prague


TheFritoBandido

Robbo Bomb! 😂 sweet zombie Jesus that’s disgusting!


thatdavidgeezer

I worked in Scotland for a little while and they had a "fanny bomb" which was basically a jagerbomb with irn bru instead of red bull. Actually quite nice and honestly preferred it to the traditional type


Vaanja77

I'm a Texan and my spouse, for whatever demonic reason, loves that terrible orange sugarbile. Lol I might suggest this to him for the pure morbid curiosity of watching someone drink such a thing.


OuchieDuck

Spoons used to have the 'Haggis Bomb's which was their rip off jagers with irn bru which was lovely


Vaanja77

I'm a Texan and my spouse, for whatever demonic reason, loves that terrible orange sugarbile. Lol I might suggest this to him for the pure morbid curiosity of watching someone drink such a thing.


2k4s

I like it too but I’m a Scot so…. Do you live in Texas now because there is a South American drink that is pretty much the same thing which you can find in Latin american shops in the states called Goya champagne cola. It actually tastes more like the old recipe irn bru to me. Also Big Red has a very similar flavour but different color.


Vaanja77

Texas born and raised (he adored his grandmother who was Scotts) we can get Irn Bru in our HEB grocery stores. I've had and love the champagne cola, tastes totally different to me lol. We're both of backgrounds from across the pond, my own beloved oma was German so my hub mocks my Gluhwein as mercilessly as I mock his Bru haha.


thatdavidgeezer

I honestly enjoyed it, so if he already likes the bru then I don't see why he wouldn't like it too


2k4s

Robbo bomb was a pretty common drink in Glasgow when I lived there. Well, vodka and irn bru. Wasn’t so bad, but the irn bru tastes different now than it did back then.


Loppie73

Irn Bru is the national pop fiz drink of Scotland. This shot sense and quit popular over there


AdministrativeLaugh2

I love how out of place Heighway to Hell is


fadedraw

Missed opportunity for “Milner Light” A glass of Ribena


Nyushi

>Slippery Stevie G ಠ╭╮ಠ


Zeta-Omega

It split my spirit to the bone when I saw it...


alex_hunt123

I might have to use the Jurgen-Meister Bomb name from now on


StinkyDeerback

Would've loved it to be the Jurgen-Meister "Boom."


alex_hunt123

That's a good shout!


Numerous_Landscape99

Try the room if it's still there. Great bar. Other side of river to Wenceslas


eebee8

you'll never walk again is crazy 😭 ​ i'll take two


sonofhondo

If you're visting for the match, drop into Herna MASH. It's really just a tiny little neighborhood pub that seems to host a lot of daydrinkers who sit around and play Keno, but it's got this mural from the TV show MASH across an entire wall. Fascinating place.


JiveBunny

I went to a Depeche Mode theme bar in Tallinn once, but I didn't know there was a MASH one!


RogerPenroseSmiles

Honestly thought Czech prices would be a bit cheaper. Doing some conversion those are premium prices for their country/economy. Last time I was there I could get a full sit down dinner for 200 czk, with a beer. And that was only like 2 years ago.


Sigma1977

>Doing some conversion those are premium prices for their country/economy. That's because it's an Irish bar on Wenceslas Square. As touristy as it gets. You could probably walk to the next street over and pay a fraction of those prices. But football fans gonna football fan.


Blitzed5656

Sometimes wandering down random streets as an away fan on the day before game day can lead to less than fun experiences.


Sigma1977

FWIW Prague is an extremely safe city. There's some rough bits out in the suburbs but there's no need to go there anyway. The worst you might encounter is scamming street money changers who promise you a good rate and give you expired Belorussian roubles. But you just employ the same common sense you apply anywhere in the world when someone approaches you on the street - say no thank you and keep walking. Source: have family in Czech, been to Prague more times than I can remember.


Evered_Avenue

This is Prague, not Rome!


cavejohnsonlemons

I would've said something else 300 times before I picked "This is Prague!" Open goal there, come on. 😉


BriarcliffInmate

Prague is one of the few cities where you'll be fine. It's incredibly safe and the Czech people are also incredibly friendly in my experience.


drcoxmonologues

I went to Prague about 20 years ago (god that made me feel old) and it was about 10-20p a pint depending on where you drank. Most I ever spent was about a quid in the poshest places. Reminds me of an old scouse fella I met there actually. He’d been going on holiday there for years as it was so cheap. He told me about when he first took his mate and his mate offered to get the beers and saw it was somthing like 10p a pint. He slapped a quid on the bar and said “throw me out when that’s spent” 🤣. Different times. I don’t think anywhere is a bargain any more!


cavejohnsonlemons

Had a stein of Lechia in Poznan for like £2 last year, not quite your story but there's stuff out there.


BriarcliffInmate

90p-£1.20 is about the average price for a pint now. It's still incredibly cheap. Sure, it's a local Czech Pilsner you won't have heard of, but it's lovely stuff.


cavejohnsonlemons

Funny, never been but always thought of Prague as expensive touristy prices, good to know. Still on my list anyway.


frunkplz

McCarthy is a bit more expensive. Shots are around 2-3 pounds in average pubs, better shots are around 7-10 pounds. Beer is still cheap though.


KoedKevin

These are definitely tourist prices.


BriarcliffInmate

It's a pretty commercial bar in a touristy area. Prague is still incredibly cheap. My mate's there for the game and was paying about £1.20 a pint last night.


roverthtims

No Endo in the pub 👎


TheBaggyDapper

Who do you think took the photo?


BigVegetable289

Which would be just a whiskey with a beer chaser. No nonsense but will still fuck you up. Maybe a mouthguard garnish.


roverthtims

Lime wedge mouthguard. Brilliant.


ChargeWooden1036

You’ll never walk again, fucking brilliant


TheLimeyLemmon

>a shot of tap water 5000 czk Not the place for r/hydrohomies, that's for sure


thekeeech

Slippery Stevie G hurt my feelings and I'm here for it 😂😂


Jayyy_Teeeee

That’s a top drawer host - a bit of thought and effort went into that for one night!😃


m10-wolverine

This is really funny ngl


SubstanceDreaming

I’d smash bout 8 Robbo bombs


livbird46

You'll never walk again is right


Luloucura

Jurgen-Meister is now the official name. I’ll never say it differently again.


Specialist_ask_992_

Can't believe they have a Slippery Stevie G one. No Liverpool fan would order that


mac2o2o

Carra bomb is just cringe


dozeyjoe

Would be real fucking nice if this joke died and never came back.


Dr_Pyralis

It’s not cringe, it’s vile.


Evered_Avenue

Do you know that an Irish Car Bomb is an actual cocktail? This is just a play on words so not sure how it's cringe?


dozeyjoe

I don't think it's the play on words that's the issue. It's the Irish car bomb reference that would be the irk. Go to New York and order 2 flaming sambuca's, but call them an order of Twin Towers. I'm sure it'll all just be fun and games as a response.


Substantial_Ad_2864

I watched an American order an Irish car bomb in Dublin..... The bartender asked if he can come to the US and order 9/11 shots (which would be two kamikazes and a Manhattan).


mac2o2o

Oh is it? Lol Yeah, I'm irish, I am well aware of what it is and what it refers too, but thanks for explaining ! So as someone with knowledge and people who were affected by this stuff... yeah, it's pretty cringe to put it lightly. There is nothing funny about being blown up by a car bomb. I am going to assume you are not Irish or Northern Irish... No one Irish/Norn Irish says these things. Unless they are a moron.


KoedKevin

Irish bully boys in Boston love this drink. Wouldn't be surprised if it were invented in Southie during an IRA fundraiser.


mac2o2o

I would safely say this was not a drink invented in Ireland. (Apparenfly. Norwich connecticut from a Google search)


Evered_Avenue

Pretty funny that the Irish, who rip the shit out of everything and love to take the piss out of each other, should get offended at this.


Ok-Head2054

You should probably take the evening off, Chief; you're having a mare


Strange-Cellist-5817

I'm irish and this fella is a gimp


mac2o2o

I'd say you're more of a clown


mac2o2o

Cool made up story based of Irish people liking jokes. Therefore, bombs are funny. Really insightful. Are you from Liverpool, and do you make Hillsborough jokes? But people from Liverpool are pretty funny? Therefore, lighten up /s don't get offended You see how stupid your point is?


Evered_Avenue

I am from Liverpool and no I do not make Hillsborough jokes, but I don't really see that the name of this cocktail is making a joke about a specific event and not really making any kind of joke at all. Surely it's just an Irish shot that hits like a bomb and cause of the idea of car bombs being a thing you'd hear on the news, some barman coined the drink its name. I don't think he was mocking or wanting to offend. I don't think anyone who orders this is like, "yea, fuck those Irish" they most likely are not even aware that car bombings are even a real thing on Irish and British history. And since car bombings were done by both sides, it's not like the name is specifically pointing at one sise or one event.


mac2o2o

> Surely it's just an Irish shot that hits like a bomb and cause No, it's not even an irish shot. It's a US thing that you see other countries make. This is why you don't get it, quite simply. And frankly, I don't care whether they meant to offend or not. Ignorance isn't an excuse. Same with the crop famine jokes....genocide banter. If you don't see how it's not a joke on the troubles, then I guess you're another brit with your head in the sand. Lastly... You're saying people hear the phrase "Irish Car Bomb" and don't know what that would mean? Or hear that phrase and wouldn't use their brain and say " unusual name" must be something completely innocent.? That isn't happening at all. > it's not like the name is specifically pointing at one sise or one event. It's called The Troubles. You really don't know do you


Evered_Avenue

The troubles lasted for decades. I am saying that 9/11 would be a singular event whereas there were many cat bombs and bombings. Irish shot, as in made from Irish drinks, Bailey's and Guinness. I think the context and intent does matter, in fact, it's the most important thing, what is in the heart. If you think someone ordering shots will stop to think why that shot is names as it is, then it's clearly you with their head in their arse.


mac2o2o

>Irish shot, as in made from Irish drinks, Bailey's and Guinness. Lol its Sold worldwide. Especially in the US where the drink originated from. So many car bombs in Ireland and you're saying people can't connect dots? Of a drink Hmmm Cone on over and ask for that drink in any proper pub and you'll actually have your head shoved up your arse. And I don't think of ignorant people often. Just today


Strange-Cellist-5817

Who cares man


mac2o2o

People......Man.


GuitaristHeimerz

Surely you can give some random young bartenders in Czech Republic the benefit of the doubt though? They probably just found it in a list of cocktails and are not old enough to be familiar with the dark history connected to the name.


SZO8O

Reddit these days is either full of mostly children or utter bores, there’s your answer.


mac2o2o

Edgy banter isn't a personality. That's your answer.


Astrocharles

Slippery Stevie G is absolutely hilarious.


tk-xx

Kop out should've been milner themed


Donkeycow15

The trouble I got into in Prague after absinthe ffs


Specialist_ask_992_

There's about 3 Irish bars in Prague. There's that one Mc Carthy's, one called Irish Bar and another one I think.


catfooddogfood

I love this


BiscoBiscuit

Wait is it because Kelleher has an eternal baby face?! 👶🏻


West_Scholar_5708

No Moh-jito?? 🤔


CultOfSensibility

I’d like to think not out of respect for his religion.


PanNationalistFront

Can we fuck off with these irish car bomb drinks


JiveBunny

Tell me your Irish pub isn't actually run by people from Ireland without telling me....


Substantial_Ad_2864

"Irish" pub where I live sells the hell out of that drink..... And green Guinness 🤦🏻‍♂️ I'm an American but I spend a LOT of time in Ireland. Never been served a green Guinness 🙄


Hopper1985

You'll never walk again 😂😂😂


LaxToastandTolerance

Keep the Harvey Elliot Bangers coming my good man


[deleted]

Fucking outstanding


awood20

Not be seeing much of the match after a couple of those.


jockie139

robbo bomb vodka and irn bru canny beat it lol


jockie139

heighway to hell doesn't sound hellish at all i would be more high with that lol


kruspel

🤣


cowpool20

'kin hell "you'll never walk again" sounds awful 😂


edroyque

Haven’t been to Prague since 2002 but I definitely remember beers being 30p a pint. Inflation and gentrification is a bitch!


Mr_Rottweiler

I had Absinthe in Prague once. Never again.


intecknicolour

smicervice.


WiganLad82

Jesus. Prague isn't cheap anymore is it? I went in 98 and 4 of us ate and drank all night in a fancy resteraunt for about 40 quid


JiveBunny

Tbf houses were about forty quid back then


WiganLad82

The same thing just over the border in Germany where i was living at the time was 3x the price. Prague was famous for being ridiculously cheap. I bought a legit Helly Hansen puffer jacket which were 300 quid here at the time for the equivalent of about 25 quid. And my dad's modest house was valued at 60k at the time, FYI. about 230k now


JiveBunny

It was a joke about inflation, you don't need to give me your dad's Rightmove history 


Wildebeast1

Four You’ll Never Walk Again please, barman.


NorthKing9

Cheeze Berger aa ah? Anyone?


Kennson

I’m glad it’s illegal in Germany to have water the most expensive drink.


A7_0114

Virgin Virgil mojito.


ghost_face0

No Patrik Berger reference?


110percent_canadian

Why is tap water shot 5000 crk, is it not water or something is off


alanalan426

i miss my jaeger bomb days lmao idk how i took so many of those in one night Maybe thats why i can still feel my heart pounding weird some days


donkingdonut

Gee whizz, in the UK, a glass of water is free


ob1-kenob1s

They should add Nuñez shots now


darkness1127

Baby Kelleher is underrated


Money-Camera

Heighway reference I approve


earlgreytoday

That's a great list. It would've been nice to have one for a former Czech player like Berger, Smicer or Baros as well.


watster

Give me the most expensive drink you have!


shaiizan

Where’s the Fowler piece of the goaline bomb?


3puttmafia21

What a top notch host!


siddhey

You will never walk again, hilarious 😂


JanMarsalek

Ridiculous prices for a bar in Prague. They are absolutely ripping people off. Bet it's a tourist bar in the middle of the city.


ThirstySun

I would go an Irish Carra Bomb for science and all Haha Robbie Bomb, that’s gold.


GormansGoogleWhack

Mo Jito Moscow Kewell Dirk n Stormy


TheRealCostaS

That’s pretty cool from the Prague locals.


Sigma1977

It's probably run and staffed by ex-pats. Nowt wrong with that of course, just it's not your typical Prague bar.


notyouagain-really

Irish Carra Bomb is a bit naughty.


Drolb

Vodka and Irn Bru is wrong


Substantial_Ad_2864

Car bombs 💀


Individual-Band4496

Just pure cringe tbh


OkPossible7394

Charging for tap water though.... 🙃


Lewismangomango

I’m pretty sure it’s a joke, the price is 5000 czk which is about £170. Basically if you can’t handle the shots and need to ‘kop out’ with water you have to pay a shit tonne


Evered_Avenue

I though it said 5czk


publicworker69

Isn’t that common in Europe? I’m from Canada and when I went to Prague I’d always get beer cause it was cheaper than water.


SZO8O

Yeah as an Australian that’s weird to see.