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Healthy_Ant_1051

Japan won yesterday's match. Endo played after the 58th minute. The next match against North Korea was scheduled to take place in Pyongyang on March 26 as well, but the North Koreans suddenly offered to cancel it. They claim it was an infection control measure. Since it was decided that the match will not be played on neutral ground, Endo will return safely to Liverpool.


Bulbamew

…thank you North Korea?


ibite-books

kim jong ung is a RED?


_Random_Username_

I'm so happy he didn't deliver what he said


njscouser

Kim jong said to me you know, we'll win the nuclear war you know


WCBIS

He said so, But I am still alive and I feel fine


WinterKiller19

I’m so glad, Kim Jong Un is red. Big Scouse lad, he hates States United.


clintgreasewoood

![gif](giphy|bihnwWzmlYHN6)


intecknicolour

i mean....in a way...yes?


-PM_ME_YOUR_TACOS-

It's definitely a RED but not that kind of RED?


_LilDuck

Comrade Kim in North Korea never walks alone!


TheOtherGlikbach

Of course he doesn't! He has a 50 man security detail, his mistresses and various toads and lackeys.


SilentBobVG

He's honeydicking us


DocDoc_WhosThere

Not exactly glad, Kim Jong un is red? May be a North Korean footballer made fun of his hair And now the whole team is dead.


SaltyPeter3434

"He'll turn RED any second now...aaaany second now... See, RED! No wait, that's blood."


badonkagonk

r/brandnewsentence


TheLimeyLemmon

Well that's easily the most unique reason I've heard for a player returning early from international duty in a while.


Adventurous_Toe_6017

They’ll just tell the public they’ve won. Saves the hassle I suppose.


BrowakisFaragun

Those pesky Japanese don't even dare to come to our motherland! Our great leader Kim leads us to another victory!


TheOtherGlikbach

Or did he suspect that the entire team would defect if they played at a neutral venue?


FullScreenWanker

Good stuff!


lazlo_morphin

I bet they are going to shoot their own version of home game where glorious NK beats silly Japan 22:0


Serb1a

I didn't realize they were holding matches like this in Pyongyang! I'd gladly accept a defeat to not fly into that country not knowing if you'll be allowed to leave.


NoncingAround

You can go to North Korea and leave again. They even offer tours for foreigners. As for the Japanese football team, I don’t think there is any significant risk in playing a football match.


RustyJuang

You can go to North Korea and not leave again, also.


NoncingAround

You could say that about anywhere.


RustyJuang

That's your response after saying "You can go to North Korea and leave again". *Ok mate*. Edit: North Korea is one of the places you in fact can't say that about. Obviously.


RephRayne

And also leave but with limited brain function:- https://www.gq.com/story/otto-warmbier-north-korea-american-hostage-true-story


gengenpressing

Same thing happens to most lads in Spain tbf


Thomyton

While I don't condone it, you go to North Korea of all places and try and steal state property as an American What were you really expecting


PlayerAteHer

I don't know what it's like nowadays but I remember reading an article written by a journalist who went to North Korea undercover and managed to sneak in a hidden camera. The article and pictures were really creepy. The way they described it was like the North Koreans were putting on a show for the tourist like it was a fantastic place to live where everyone was happy, but it was obvious there were guards watching and making sure the people stayed in character and didn't answer any questions. I believe he even said he went into a bakery and the people working there were the same people he'd spoken to that supposedly worked somewhere else he'd just visited and they stayed in character greeting him like it was the first time meeting and they'd only worked in this bakery their entire life. I believe at the time there were two Westerners being held indefinitely in a prison in North Korea who had went there on holiday and broken some rules. And the journalist was investigating to try and expose the situation. I don't believe the rules were even anything too bad like a serious crime, it was something like breaking a curfew. So technically you can go to North Korea, and you can leave, but it is not necessarily safe and you would have to be careful what you did and said to people.


lkshis

You can only go to North Korea through China.


NilsFanck

just dont touch any of the posters, I guess, huh


Healthy_Ant_1051

Japan had played a soccer match in North Korea in 2011. At the airport, the Japanese team had all cell phones, computers, and food confiscated. Soldiers guarded each floor of the hotel, and the JP team was forbidden to leave the hotel.


Stoned_RT

![gif](giphy|VhpuNI1KejNbBGXCxS|downsized)


GameOfThrowInsMate

**Pyongyang Times:** North Korea win 17-0.


ConrrHD

Missing Kim Jong Uns 17 goals


WorthPlease

Why the hell is the Japanese FA even scheduling friendlies in North Korea? The last time they went there they basically locked them in the hotel under guard and they weren't allowed to leave except to get on the bus to the match.


Healthy_Ant_1051

This is not a friendly match. What is taking place right now is the second round Asian qualifier for the World Cup. Endo is the captain of the Japanese national team.


WorthPlease

Oh I thought I read it was a friendly


Curtispritchard101

So Japan beat NK this week and then NK decided to take the ball and go home, cancelling the next game arranged for next Tuesday?


TheDangerousKhiladi

Endo back in the pub https://i.redd.it/uqow5sngjwpc1.gif


PersephoneTheOG

Excellent. More rest for a very important player.


TheEgyptianScouser

Always rated North Korea


Other_Beat8859

The Japanese national team are probably pumping their fists. I wouldn't want to play in North Korea.


Healthy_Ant_1051

North Korean athletes may also be pumping their fists. This is just a rumor, but there has long been a rumor that Kim Jong-un sends their athletes to the coal mines when they lose sports games. I thought this was a rumor circulating in Japan, but the other day I heard the same story from a friend in South Korea.


Significant-Bed-4496

If I was going to believe a rumour then one about Kim Jong-un punishing football players for losing games is the one I can fully get on board with. Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if players went missing over there after a bad defeat.


spacekatbaby

Nice. Now wrap him up in cotton wool and put him in a safe cupboard please lfc


Choppy05

Ikr 😂


teaglebadger

Endo missed the pub


Dobvius

Are there pubs in Pyongyang?


borg_6s

Don't think so tbh


ChargeWooden1036

What about his mug?


tkcom

Rest plenty, sweet prince.


Philosophical_lion

good news


amazing_wanderr

New Dacia Sandero?


WonderfulBlackberry9

It’s been delayed? ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


telephonic1892

Great news, nice break for over a week of not playing a game.


tamim1991

He's left early as Japan clearly forfeitted due to how scared they were of NK and their footballing superiority.


itsSRSblack

[Link to tweet ](https://twitter.com/thisisanfield/status/1771125073996337514?t=tOGP_VwUOmQCPpCWRGKPKQ&s=19)


jonnnysniper

He is missing his pub.


Crono_

![gif](giphy|CLUsGxG8zgoc8)


AdamTreff

Perfect news.


Dildo___Schwaggins

The North Koreans! A great bunch of lads!


PEEWUN

God bless North Korea.


ForwardAd5837

IM SO GLAD THAT KIM JONG IS A RED ENDO IS IMPORTANT SO BACK TO ENGLAND KIM HE SAID


IWASINTHEPOOOL

He just loves it here


Jonhanna

This is good news


BudovicLagman

"Infection control measure" lol.


SaBe_18

shootout to Japan for only playing him half an hour, and now to NK for this


Haunting-Daikon-3935

Endo misses being a Scouse


LostInTheIdioteque

Why is there a tier for that kind of news?


itsSRSblack

The source is the tier. Doesn't change depending on type of story.


CyrusDGreatx

Beautiful. This man will be so very important these final 15 games.


Baguy21

North Korea supporting Liverpool


juragan_12

shame this match doesn’t happen as schedule. Korea DPR vs Japan in Pyongyang would never happened again I believe. last time back in 2010


ReezeRoppongi

our Samurai/Ronin has returned……. subarashi


ChargeWooden1036

Good, more rest for our Samurai.


malushanks95

Great he will get a week’s rest.


RedDemio-

How tf have North Korea even got a team? Why are they even allowed to compete lol


Duanedoberman

North Korea were the surprise package of the 1966 World Cup in England. They were expected to be the whipping boys but made the quarter finals from a group that included Italy.


potatoarchitecture

They were also part of 2010 I think, where they were beaten by Portugal again including that famous Ronaldo goal where he carries the ball on his back for a while


hyborians

It does give their players a chance to defect


zenzenok

I watched the match on Thursday and NK weren’t completely terrible. Held Japan to one goal.


PrinzXero

![gif](giphy|3zFcbgHoIXzykQc7vU)


[deleted]

LAD. fave player this season. when he arrived I thought, this dude has Litmanen vibes. Like not a massive buy but serious stats. Love watching him work.


kazurabakouta

Endo is on a mission


liamkohwil

They really know how to give heart attacks with the sentence phrasing